It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Before leaving the information entry center, the broken system for registering marriages with one button even asked Yahuiquan whether he wanted to disclose his marriage immediately so that he could receive the blessings of his relatives and friends, or he wanted to delay the disclosure and not immediately Push the news to all his regular contacts in his address book, so that he can enjoy a relatively private "honeymoon period", and later decide for himself when to make the marriage public.

Yahuiquan didn't want to talk at all at the time, and he used his reticence to the extreme, ignoring the system's verbal inquiries, leaving only a cold back view of the terrible machine.

So the system copied the same information again, pushed it to his personal terminal, and popped up two options on the terminal screen: "Disclose immediately, accept blessings" and "Delay confidentiality, honeymoon first".

The two options are exactly the same, which adds to the frustration of people, so that people don't want to choose either.

But of course, out of his rationality that has not completely collapsed, Ya Huiquan frowned, and finally pressed the "Delay confidentiality" at the end.

The information center's "delayed secrecy" is said to be confidential, but it is also very secretive.

It just keeps the registrant's marriage information from being disclosed to the public for the time being, and does not widely advertise to the registrant's relatives, friends and colleagues at work, and does not put this registration information in the "Today's Newcomer" statistics column of the marriage publicity system.

At the same time, this piece of registration data has already been recorded and stored in the system, which will trigger some automatic functions of the system.

That's why on the day of registration, Yahuiquan will receive a marriage blessing letter from the local system of Mount Star, and his electronic housekeeper Baili will receive the news that the family member information has changed in real time, and the mansion needs to open authorization for new family members.

These two notifications are automatically pushed by the system.

If someone is extremely bored and wants to check the personal information of General Yashang on a whim.

Then, as long as the other party's browsing authority is high enough, they can also discover the fact that Yashang Admiral got married without anyone noticing.

Fortunately, there are not many people in the Star Alliance who have this authority.

People with such high-level authority generally do not rely on gossip to kill boredom.

After lying in the recuperation cabin for a long time, Yahuiquan was still in his long-lost vacation during the first two weeks after being transferred from the medical monitoring center to recuperate at home. The official name is "home recuperation".

Posts wanting to visit his home almost filled his e-mail box on the first day home, but Admiral Yashang was not happy to be clocked in by people in turn like a scenic spot. One night, he informed Baili: "All existing visit letters are rejected, and the visitor invitation entrance of the mansion will be closed."

He directly refused people to come to the door from the root cause, and he also refused to be invited to go out.

Against the doctor's order of "suitable for rest" issued by the Medical Monitoring Center, he is open and autistic.

——By the way, learn how to raise cats scientifically.

On the first midnight parkour in the new home, the little cat used its four little paws to polish the handrail of the stairs in Yahuiquan's house.

It's a pity that the kitten was on the road, and his kung fu skills were obviously not good enough, leaving only a few thin scratches on the handrail of the stairs.

The next day, as soon as Baili, a professional domestic worker, came on stage, he easily repaired the scratches on the handrails.

Then the next night, the parkour incident happened again.

The perpetrator was still a kitten, and the victim was the stairs as usual.

Once again, Yashang, who got up in the middle of the night, intercepted the cat in question directly at the scene of the crime—and discovered that it was not the stair railing that was carefully "polished" by the other party this time.

is the step surface of the stair steps.

Ya Huiquan, who caught the cat on the spot, moved his wrist slightly, and the cat in question shook his hand, and the cat's head tilted sideways cutely and obediently.

"Where do you get so much energy every day?" Ya Huiquan questioned the cat he picked up, but his tone was very peaceful, and there was a vague sense of helplessness between his naturally cold brows and eyes.

The energy value of kittens is really a metaphysics.

The kitten is really energetic when it is parkour, and it is really sleepy when it is sleepy, and it falls asleep very fast. The quality of sleep can reach the level of "being carried around without waking up after falling asleep", which is enough to envy everyone. Shocked and insomniac human beings.

On the day after another kitten catastrophe happened to the steps of the stairs, Baili, who was in charge of the whole family, decided to clean the whole stairs thoroughly, so that Yahuiquan, who was going to go upstairs, stood at the stairs on the first floor and had to deal with it. He stopped at the steps that were still full of detergent.

Even the elites of the Star Alliance, who have been honed through hard work, are not interested in playing family challenges at home. They deliberately step on slippery cleaners, and compare them to see if the cleaners chosen by the electronic housekeeper are more slippery, or their own balance is more ruthless.

"The stairs are suspended for 30 minutes." Baili told his young master, and hung a small electronic board in front of the stairs. The number on it jumped and changed to "29:59", counting down the closing time of the stairs. .

"You can consider going outside for a walk in the garden or in the woods, embracing the bright sunshine in the morning." Baili suggested.

Ya Huiquan chose to go to the cat.

He's too old to appreciate a walk in the sun at nine o'clock in the morning.

"Then, do you need me to remind you where your cat mate is?" Baili's voice chased after him and continued to propose.

"No need." Ya Huiquan also rejected this proposal.

He didn't think he would ever find a cat either.

No matter how big the mansion is, its area is limited, and his house is not a cosmic black hole, so it is difficult to determine the boundary.

A cat moves in a limited space, can it still fail to find it?

General Ya is very confident.

... Until more than an hour passed, the stair area had been restored to use, but he still couldn't find where the cat was.

Yahuiquan: "..."

This is not reasonable.

The person who searched the whole house but couldn't find the cat returned to the middle of the living room, with a slight smell of grass, leaves and trees on his body.

Out of caution, Ya Huiquan even looked at the garden outside the house and the grove behind the house, but the kitten seemed to be playing hide and seek with him in a real version of the cat, and there were no cats anywhere—he even thought that The way the detectives looked over the roof.

"Baili." General Ya, who failed to find the cat, said, grabbing the face he refused to give up, he only asked in a roundabout way, "The cat is upstairs?"

"Not here." The electronic housekeeper replied, "The cat is on the first floor. It's inside the house. You can save the steps of searching upstairs and outside the house."

Half of the remaining face was taken away again, feeling that he was suspected of being made a joke by the artificial intelligence, General Ya kept his face cold and continued to search for cats on the first floor of his house.

And then... another half hour passed.

Is a cat a creature that disappears at home by itself?

General Ya, who failed to find a cat, stood by the window deeply, refusing to admit that he was a little skeptical about finding a cat.

At this moment, finally, he caught a slight "grunt" sound by a low cabinet next to the floor-to-ceiling window.

The sound was really small and muffled, as if it came from a drawer of the low cabinet.

If it wasn't for Yahuiquan, he would be so impatient looking for a cat, and wanted to stand by the window and look into the distance to calm down. It mixes in with the white noise of electronic devices running around the house.

"..."

With a delicate and unbelievable mood, a tall and long-legged man squatted down on one knee in front of the low cabinet. He carefully identified which drawer the sound source came from, and pulled it open——

The cat he had been looking for for nearly two hours was inside, curled up comfortably into a small ball of hair, and slept soundly.

It is completely unaware that someone outside has been looking for it for a long time.

"...how did it get in?" Yahuiquan carefully lifted the little hairball out, full of doubts that such a small thing could open the drawer of the low cabinet.

Although the low cabinet is not bulky, its shape can be called retro and exquisite, with brass cabinet corners and handles.

But in any case, its main material is solid wood, and the net weight of a single drawer exceeds that of a kitten the size of a palm, not to mention that there are sundries in the drawer, and the overall weight will only be heavier.

"Are you suspecting that this is a prank we colluded with?" Baili accurately analyzed the suspicion in the young master's tone, and immediately clarified for himself, "I don't, young master, I can call the surveillance in this area The image will prove to me and your spouse that it really entered the drawer by its own ability."

Surveillance all over the house successfully restored Baili's innocence, and also allowed Yahuiquan to see clearly how a cat, which was not as heavy as a drawer, first jumped onto a chair near the low cabinet, and then miraculously passed through the back of the chair. Increase your own height, climb up the low cabinet, and then climb all the way down from the top of the low cabinet, use your own two front paws to catch the drawer handle, and use your body weight to move the drawer on the slide rail. It "flowed" in like a liquid.

Since the drawer only moves slightly on the slide rails, the opening and closing seam is really small.

After the cat went in smoothly, there was no external force outside, and the drawer, which was only opened a little, slid back and closed again after a while.

Yahuiquan: "..."

He watched this video twice, and couldn't help but suspect that his family was just a cat spirit from the Ephemeris era.

Cats have a natural preference for dark and small places. The kitten must have slept well this time. After finally finding the cat, Ya Huiquan took the cat back to the sofa in the living room. Tun got up, and then seemed a little doubtful about his move, blinked a pair of blue eyes, and started "rock climbing" by climbing on the man's arm, and finally stood on the left shoulder of Yahuiquan all the way.

Ya Huiquan was running his personal terminal, and the screen was frozen on a page full of text.

"Can you understand?" He scratched the kitten's chin casually.

The little cat didn't know if he understood it, but anyway, he gave him a coquettish "me".

On the screen of Yahuiquan is an electronic font library.

After he went through today's hard time finding a cat, he finally realized a problem, and that was—it seemed like it was time for him to name his kitten.

"I'll give you a name, and I'll call you by your name the next time I look for you, so I won't be blind again like today." Yahuiquan said this, and he suddenly remembered something, and even after logging in, he hadn't looked at it for several days. The personal data interface that he passed through, wanted to see what name the unlucky registration system had registered for his spouse.

Five minutes later, he fell silent facing the interface.

It shows——

【Spouse Name: Cat】

...It's so fucking simple and rude.

But there is another Baili who is afraid that the master is not bad enough, and pulls out an old joke that he thinks is suitable for the occasion from the ocean of data.

"I found a joke from the time of the ancient earth, master." Baili said, "it goes like this—it's been so cold recently, I don't know if my boyfriend is doing well, how he eats, what clothes he wears. Whether he is warm enough, whether he is busy with work, whether he sleeps well at night... I don’t know who he is, what he looks like, and what his name is.”

Yahuiquan: "..."

Baili added: "But of course, you are luckier than the protagonist in the joke, you just don't know the other person's name, you know everything else."

Yahuiquan didn't feel comforted or lucky, and could only say, "Shut up."

... So, what is the cat's name anyway?