It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

It is impossible for the two teams who have a deep estrangement to suddenly let go of their grievances and immediately wave the banner of friendship to enhance their friendship. Both sides know that it is impossible. Make time.

The topic of "raising a cat" sounds nondescript at first, but when you think about it carefully, the spouse of General Ya is indeed a cat. His future long-term partner greets his cat in a friendly way. Officially speaking, he is greeting a member of the Star Alliance. Jiang's noble partner, this kind of "one-way partner diplomacy" with the other half as the starting point, actually fits the conventional social rhetoric, not too out of the box.

...It just sounds like the two responsible persons are chatting nonsense in a serious manner.

Usansa is not the same as her younger sister Usanna. As the current acting captain of the special forces, the general manager, and the eldest of the three sisters, she has a more stable personality, and her style of acting is not as outrageous as that of her younger sister.

The last time "Lion Sister" Usanna saw Yahuiquan, she obviously didn't take the matter of Yahuiquan and Mao's marriage seriously, and her attitude can basically represent the attitude of ninety-nine percent of people towards marriage—whether friend or foe On both sides, people feel that Yahuiquan must have considered the matter of "marriage", and there is a set of careful calculations behind it.

People would be shocked at first that Ya Huiquan married a cat, but then they thought it was a conspiracy, and Li Dandan would be automatically classified as a pet again, and no one would seriously treat the "spouse label" on the cat's head ", most concerned about Ya Huiquan's true attitude towards the cat, and whether he treats the cat well.

Ever since Ya Huiquan got married, he would treat Li Dandan's spouse status seriously. He has only seen Baili as an AI.

He never expected that Usansa, the "Lion Sister" who had congratulated him on his marriage last time, would take Li Dandan's status as a spouse seriously.

Usansa is not just talking about cats with Ya Huiquan, she is talking about cats on the basis of "this is your other half".

This caused General Ya to feel a sense of separation——

While he was being emphasized about getting married, Usantha would say sincerely: "It seems that your recent marriage is going well, and I wish you and your spouse all the best in the future."

On the one hand, he was emphasized that his partner is still a kitten. Usansa finished talking about "married life" before switching seamlessly: "Is it still being taken care of four times a day and fed at regular times? Pups always eat more... oh, it learned to set its own three meals a day? Such a smart kitten."

"..." Ya Huiquan relied on his amazing concentration to keep his expression unchanged.

He took a deep breath in his heart, and felt that he hadn't seen him for a long time and he looked like a pervert—the kind who was still very lawless, and would openly talk to people about the fact that his marriage partner was still a cub.

On the bright side, General Ya acted as if nothing had happened, and replied in a calm tone: "Well, he is very smart."

After he finished speaking, his heart twitched, and he went from "what a pervert" to a parent discussing the growth of a cub.

And the combination of "parents", "cubs", "nurture" and "marriage partner" is so effective that it almost blows up General Ya's hidden database of mensao!I feel that these words can be combined casually, but Fan Li Dandan is not a cat, and there is no need for him to stay here for any meeting, he should take the initiative to surrender.

Some generals are indifferent to seeing Mount Tai collapse in front of them. They communicate smoothly with others, and they have a lot of thoughts in their hearts, and they are all amazing. Who knows how he practiced this skill.

"Sometimes I really don't understand how you do it, the most polite and serious look... the first time you use the coldest tone to distort the topic into a joke." ——Ya Huiquan digested the distracting thoughts and tried to put When he cleared his mind and let all these horrifying thoughts roll out of his mind, he suddenly remembered these words.

They had come to his dream not long ago, from Woxiu.

The dream helped him review the expression and tone of the speaker, making them appear natural and familiar.

This made Yahuiquan a meal.

I don't know if it's a wrong shot or not, but his attention was dragged away by the person who slowly floated up in his memory, which made him break free from his "hidden database", and made him almost subconsciously look from the opposite camp. The all-black uniform in Li was scratched across.

The color of the military uniforms of the Coalition Forces outside the Territory is the opposite of that of the Star Alliance Army. The Star Alliance military uniforms are white, catering to the words "brilliance" and "brilliance" that the Star Alliance officials have always liked to talk about. The gold color on the uniforms of high-ranking generals The narrow strip is a symbol of glory.

The uniforms of the Allied Forces outside the Territory are black, and the military uniforms of high-ranking generals are inlaid with low-key and restrained narrow silver stripes.

When the two camps of military personnel stand clearly in the same area, looking down from above, it looks like light and shadow that are opposite and coexist, and the color matching is actually very harmonious.

The special forces also have a set of exclusive combat uniforms, which are also dark in color. They are combined with the uniforms of the senior commanders of the foreign coalition forces. Yahuiquan happened to have seen both of these two outfits on the same person.

If it wasn't for someone who failed to come back, on today's occasion, it should be the other party standing on the opposite side of the delegation.

People who are used to being casual should be more or less particular about today's occasion, at least tidying themselves up. It's rare to show up like a dog, and then communicate on behalf of the team, and it's also rare to say something serious... No, there are also Possibly still nonsense.

The name "Woxiu" seems to Yahuiquan to be a bit poisonous. He can forget about it for a long time and pile it up with some inexplicable things. As if "things", he put them all in one brain, thinking about it every day, and not easily thinking about an old enemy.

But once there is an opportunity—as large as an official meeting like today, as small as an unintentional remark, a small thing that can point to the past, or a person whose brain waves are not stable and the cerebral cortex is overactive Dreams brought by night.

Wo Xiu immediately opened the door of the "storage place" by himself.

No one needs to ask, this dead person who lives in other people's memory every day is very lively himself, he will jump into people's heads and make noise, trying to make people forget him and blur the impression about him. no.

Usansha was still talking, but Yahuiquan's thoughts drifted away unconsciously. He kept two distractions for the lady in front of him, making sure that he at least made no mistakes in official social occasions and could respond to Usansha's words in time.

On the one hand, Ms. Lion's former chief was jumping around in his mind, and it took him a lot of effort to close the door of the "storage department" that was forcibly pushed open by the other party.

Wu Shansha was still chatting about cats with Yahuiquan. Li Dandan's cat shadow and Wo Xiu's figure overlapped briefly in Yahuiquan's mind. Before he realized it, he had inexplicably put his cat and memory The person who made a quick comparison, seemed to want to find the similarity between this person and the cat.

...But why am I looking for it?

Yahuiquan felt incomprehensible to himself after realizing it.

But soon, he thought of the blue eyes of the kitten Li Dandan, and thought that the man also had a pair of blue eyes.

Li Dandan is a relatively energetic cat who likes to jump up and down. Generally speaking, Woxiu can be regarded as a lively human being.

And Li Dandan also has a rather weird taste in music appreciation.

As the provider of the "suona", a musical instrument that was once faulted in the Star Alliance database and unheard of by contemporary Star Alliance people in the past, Woxiu let Yahuiquan's command ship let go of the suona, causing Yahuiquan to make a fuss. Ascension to heaven, the taste in music is also amazing.

As far as "niche folk music lovers" are concerned, this person and cat can be regarded as bosom friends across species, and they seem to have the same set of tastes.

Yahuiquan: "..."

I don’t know if I don’t take an inventory. After an inventory, I found that there are really a few overlapping places.

But after taking stock, he only regarded it as a coincidence.

After all, Li Dandan is such a considerate and lovely cat, and Woxiu is a person who will be hard to forget, but he has turned into a dust particle no matter what.

"Humans are much more troublesome than cats." Yahuiquan thought, "Not as caring as cats."

I just take "caring" as a measure, but the cats I raise and my former enemies are at the two ends of the scale. It's wrong to want to find caring from the enemy.

Yahuiquan shook his head slightly, and cleared the "olive branch bed" that he had just reviewed in his dream from his mind, but in a very short moment, he remembered the day when Wo Xiu tossed the bed for the wounded. , He was forcibly dragged by Woxiu to test the pressure point of the air cushion.

Let’s not mention how Wo Xiu forced him to lie on the test that day—just mentioning it can make people feel the awkwardness and embarrassment across time and space immediately.

Yahuiquan was in a state of almost "whole body paralysis". There should be only one mouth left in his body, which is the most powerful in fighting. The moment he was pressed down by Wo Xiu, he met the other party's surprised eyes, so he couldn't see it at all. At the speed of serious injuries, he took out a miniature laser gun from his backhand with his backhand.

"I said let go, are these two words beyond your language comprehension ability?" The laser gun muzzle hit Wo Xiu's chest heavily, "Get out! Get out of the way!"

Wo Xiu was blocked by the muzzle of the gun, and a pair of blue eyes looked down with surprise.

He was not angry at the rage of his temporary partner, the muzzle of the gun was sticking at him, and Ya Huiquan's finger fell dangerously on the trigger. In this situation, his attention could be directed elsewhere.

"Do you know that your arm has a broken forearm and a dislocated elbow?" Wo Xiu frowned, and ignored the laser gun. There is a 'click', can you not hear it, or are your bones actually made of building blocks, and you can turn around and turn back at will, and you seem to be okay?"

"I can hear you." Ya Huiquan narrowed his eyes, his face was pale due to blood loss, and the last trace of blood had faded from his lips under the secondary injury.

But from holding the gun to maintaining the posture of being ready to shoot at any time, he has maintained a stability that is beyond the limit of human potential, as if there is still a "final blow" anytime and anywhere. No matter how bad his current situation is, he will always He can squeeze his own limited strength to the extreme, and then concentrate the forced force on one point, ready to give someone the final blow.

"Compared to reminding you to learn to listen to others, it's a trivial matter." Ya Huiquan said coldly.

Wo Xiu didn't mind arguing with the wounded, he could fight Yahuiquan tit for tat for another hundred rounds.

However, he took the initiative to take a step back in front of this kind of person who would rather break a second bone than take action to fight against him.

"Okay." Wo Xiu said, "Are you some kind of fanatic who kills a thousand enemies and loses eight hundred? I'll get out of the way and go to the medical cabin."

"Killing one thousand enemies, self-defeating [-], is equal to a net profit of [-], what's the problem?" Yahuiquan said while blinking a little water off his eyelashes, his cold sweat finally broke out slowly at this point .

Wo Xiu didn't immediately refute him at that time - probably because he was afraid that if something went wrong, the self-loss of [-] would be upgraded to a self-loss of [-], which would make him lose even the net profit of [-].

Maybe it will be more serious and directly "lose money".

When the medical cabin fiddled with Ya Huiquan's arm again, and re-examined the wounds on his spine, waist, abdomen, thigh, calf and tibia, and when the anesthesia started to take effect, Wo Xiu seemed sure that he would not be able to forcefully get up again, so come here Adjust the hatch cover of the medical cabin to be transparent, and then knock on the outside like a door.

"Let's discuss," Wo Xiu said to Ya Huiquan, who was still conscious and did not fall asleep due to the anesthesia effect.

After the anesthesia took effect, Yahuiquan was blunt even at the base of his tongue, unable to answer, he could only lift his eyelids to look at Wo Xiu.

Wo Xiu glanced at the scene in the medical cabin, and the people standing outside the cabin sighed vaguely: "The intention of cooperation is true, and the 'olive branch' is also true. No matter how bad it is, the foreign alliance also has rules and regulations for preferential treatment of senior prisoners of war. Really, I sincerely suggest that you consider my offer."

Ya Huiquan stared at Wo Xiu quietly, and before he could use his troubled brain to weigh and analyze, he came up with a basic idea.

Outside, Wo Xiu bent down slightly, as if he had just dropped something on the open space in front of the medical cabin.

"I put your gun here." Wo Xiu straightened up and said, "You can get it yourself when you come out, the air pressure cushion has also collected data, and the wounded bed is still yours."

Treatment for the second fracture lasted three hours.

Three hours later, Ya Huiquan got up from the medical cabin and checked whether the weapon had been tampered with with a particularly cautious attitude. After confirming that it was not, he picked up the weapon, put on his clothes, and recounted the remaining medical supplies.

Then he went to Woxiu with the list and accepted the other party's proposal.

In Yahuiquan's view at the time, Wo Xiu's retreat was a sign that the opponent's moral standard was unexpectedly passed.

And at that time, everything on the desolate star was unknown, and having a helper who could develop into a temporary alliance was better than fighting alone, and the survival rate and escape rate would be higher.

Wo Xiu took the initiative to put down his weapon outside the medical cabin, and Ya Huiquan regarded it as the other party's fight for the alliance, which was "reasonably sensible".

...Yahuiquan didn't expect that after so many years of this incident, he accidentally remembered it because of comparing Woxiu with his own cat.

With a very indescribable feeling, he suddenly realized that at this moment of the year, Wo Xiu was actually not what he would have thought. Bastard thing".

Wo Xiu may indeed have two points of thoughtfulness, hidden in his style of dealing with things too much.

In the remote Yajia mansion, the Youdao soul seems to be concerned about this. Li Dandan is walking in his own grove, ready to kill his growing energy, so that parkour at night will not affect people's rest.

Suddenly, when the cat leaped over a large landscape shrub covered with hoarfrost, it was about to twist in mid-air, borrowing power from a side tree, and made a perfect right-angle turn, but the nose didn’t know what to do A burst of itching hit the cat, forcing the cat to "force-land" halfway.

Li Dandan sneezed twice, shaking his head.