Lying Snake and Tibetan Rat
Chapter 3
Lezheng Qi went out with the counterfeit that afternoon. Du Youshan knew that Lezheng Qi was from Wei Nanhe, but this child is one of the few geniuses who dig graves. The goods that Le Zhengqi took away have never made him lose money.
Wei Nanhe didn't show his face to avoid suspicion, and only asked Ah Sheng to send Le Zhengqi down the mountain.
Du Youshan greeted Lezheng Qi in a private room of a five-star hotel, and said, "Xiaoqi!" This bad boy, let uncle wait again!"
Du Youshan is the same age as Wei Nanhe, but he insists on calling himself uncle in front of Le Zhengqi, isn't he the same generation as Wei Lao?Isn't he Wei Nanhe's uncle?He said he was taking advantage of something, but he was secretly happy, but it was a pity that Le Zhengqi had always been ignorant of the world, so he smiled and sat unceremoniously on the seat of the distinguished guest, and then knocked the pot in his hand to the ground on the desktop.
"Oh, my little ancestor, be gentle!" Du Youshan held the jar steady, peeled off the newspaper, and revealed the true face of the jar.
The other people at the same table... two Japanese, an interpreter, and four appraisal experts cast their eyes on the jar one after another. Du Youshan weighed it first. This thing is very interesting. There is a line of flint red at the junction of the glaze and the exposed tire.
Wei Nanhe, known in the industry as the ghost hand, Du Youshan knows those tricks best, and the connection is seamless, even the conclusion of the carbon fourteen appraisal is out-and-out old.He touched the lower end of the jar specially, and observed it inside and out with a strong flashlight. He couldn't see any flaws, so he handed it over to the appraisal expert.
Le Zhengqi began to eat with both hands. After eating the lamb chops, he ate the lobster, and after the lobster, he ate the shark's fin. With his mouth full of oil, he directed Ah Sheng to say: "Here, that, that plate of maggots, bring it to me..." Translator With a trembling, he retracted the chopsticks that were stretched towards the dried sea cucumber.
While greeting Little Japan, Du Youshan explained: "Xiaoqi, that plate is dry-roasted sea cucumber."
"Well, it's delicious, Du Youshan. I like eating with you the most. They're all delicious." Le Zhengqi happily chewed the dried sea cucumber and tapped the soup in his bowl with a spoon, "This brain is the same It tastes good too." Several appraisal experts stopped their spoons at the same time and concentrated on studying the jar.
Le Zhengqi pursed his lips to a Japanese man wearing glasses, "Brother Sheng, look how much he looks like Aso."
A Sheng laughed out loud, "Don't talk nonsense."
The Japanese looked at the translator suspiciously, and the translator Jirigulu replied in Japanese: "The child said you look like Prime Minister Aso."
The Japanese man adjusted his glasses, and humbly said the only phrase he could say in blunt Chinese: "Thank you."
"Hey, no thanks, hey...Brother Sheng, why did he thank me?" Lezheng Qizhang Erkong couldn't figure it out, he didn't know the Japanese Prime Minister, he only knew his little dog named Aso.
"Eat your food!" Le Zhengqi didn't mean to make trouble, he never beat around the bush, he said everything from the bottom of his heart, so Du Youshan didn't mind, just smiled accommodatingly, and apologized to those at the same table I winked, the child is not sensible, please forgive me.
Wei Nanhe hates Du Youshan, Coke Zhengqi is not at all, he is not influenced by others, he only relies on his own intuition, and the child's intuition has no sense of right and wrong, he just thinks that this person treats him well, so he is a good person. There is nothing at stake in it.
After eating and drinking, the little boy took a deposit check and happily patted Du Youshan on the shoulder, "Du Youshan, thank you! Gong Xi Fa Cai!"
Du Youshan smiled: "Are you full?"
"Full." Le Zhengqi smirked: "I haven't eaten so full for a long time."
Du Youshan acted curiously, "Why, Nanhe didn't feed you?"
"That's not true." Le Zhengqi said disdainfully: "Although the dishes cooked by Aunt Wu are delicious, every day it's either chicken or duck; it's either pig or cow. There is no new taste at all. It's boring! I want to eat... well, can you Did you get dried mice and asparagus jelly?"
Ah Sheng drank lightly: "Xiao Qi!"
"That's not easy? I can get whatever you want to eat." Du Youshan usually likes to play tricks because of his money, but he doesn't like women and only plays with men. Anyone who sees a pleasing person is eager to say something Turning him to the bed, he squeezed Le Zhengqi's hand and coaxed him, "Why don't you play with me for a few days? I'll take you to eat your fill."
Le Zhengqi was overjoyed, "Then I'll ask Nan He..."
Ah Sheng reminded: "Professor Wei will beat you."
Le Zhengqi choked, scratching his head: "Cough, it's time for me to go home, bye."
The moon hangs slantingly on the top of the hill, the orange street lights outside Gongcifang are on, Yang Xiaokong is still lingering in front of the low wall, Wei Lao has gone back to the house to rest, A Sheng drives the car into the yard, Le Zhengqi is at the door After getting out of the car, he asked in surprise, "Xiaokong, what are you doing?"
Yang Xiaokong tucked the sketchbook under his arm, and said in embarrassment: "I have nothing to do, so I just draw."
Le Zhengqi took out the sketchbook without anyone's consent, and handed over a fast food box, "Get it for me." He looked down at the sketchbook in his hand.This sketchbook has been used up, and the last dozen or so pages are densely packed with patterns on the front and back, and there are also scribbled porcelain shapes. The complete shape constructed by the tiles, Le Zhengqi pointed to the low wall and asked, "Does it look good?"
Yang Xiaokong looked at the low wall thoughtfully.He nodded and said, "It's beautiful, all the patterns are done in one go. I drew 39 dragons here, and none of them are the same."
Le Zhengqi laughed, "What are 39 dragons? There are a thousand ways to draw a thousand dragons. I will give you the key to the warehouse at the back tomorrow. You can take a look." He returned the sketchbook to Yang Xiaokong and asked for the instant food box. Generously said: "This is a midnight snack! I just brought it back from a big meal outside, eat it!"
Yang Xiaokong took a dry-roasted sea cucumber with his fingers, put it in his mouth to chew, and asked, "What is this?"
"Fried maggots." Le Zhengqi squatted down by the low wall, eating with relish, Yang Xiaokong's scalp exploded, he couldn't swallow, and broke out in a cold sweat.
In the morning, Bai Weiyu sat on the steps in front of Zhuangbi Hall with a blue nose and a swollen face, holding a stack of plate-sized lacquer boards and said to Yang Xiaokong, "Baa, these are for you to practice your skills."
Yang Xiaokong looked at Bai Weiyu's face and asked, "Weiyu, why is your face so hurt?"
Bai Weiyu touched the blood clot on the arch of his eyebrows, and explained calmly: "It's like this, last night Qizai went to my room to look for comic books, and said my room was too messy, so I nailed a blanking board next to my bed "He held up a lacquer board and said solemnly: "Come on, let's not talk about that, let's take a look at the lacquer board first, the smooth side is the reverse side, and the slightly frosted side is the front..."
"Weiyu, then why do you have a bruised face?"
"Because I put a lot of books and sundries on the board beside the bed." Bai Weiyu dipped some raw lacquer on the board with a hairbrush, "Look at me carefully, I'll bring it to you in the yard As a demonstration, I am afraid that you will have allergies if the air in the room is not circulated..."
Yang Xiaokong looked at him with deep eyes, and asked persistently: "Brother, why is your face hurt?"
"Why, you don't think about it with your toes!" Bai Weiyu was angry: "What the hell would Qizai do? The board is not nailed! It fell right on my face when I was sleeping, and I Pegasus Meteor! The bridge of my nose is about to collapse!"
Le Zhengqi waved his hands and shouted on the roof of Gongcifang: "Weiyu..."
Bai Weiyu said lifelessly, "What are you doing?"
Le Zhengqi: "Come here!"
Bai Weiyu handed the lacquer board to Yang Xiaokong, "You first brush the paint evenly." He stood up and walked towards the porcelain workshop while asking, "What's the matter?"
Le Zhengqi climbed down from the roof, "Aunt Wu has something to do at home today, so I won't come here to cook. Let's go to the village to buy some food! Ha, let's go to the vegetable market to see if there are any earthworms for sale."
Bai Weiyu raised his middle finger: "I'm a Pegasus Meteor! Dead boy, the earthworms sold by others are used to feed ducks."
"There are no ducks to grab earthworms from me, can I eat them myself?" Le Zhengqi's answer was completely illogical.
After a while, Bai Weiyu rode his motorcycle out of the garage and rode to the gate of Zhuangbitang. He glanced at Yang Xiaokong, and couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "Why are you swollen again?"
Yang Xiaokong put the evenly painted lacquer board on the steps, squatted down pitifully on one side, hugged his knees with his hands, and said innocently, "Brother, I really don't dare to touch the lacquer anymore, so you can bring some polyurethane back for me to try." Try it."
Bai Weiyu looked up to the sky and sighed, "Heaven is jealous of talents!"
Le Zhengqi sat on the back seat of the locomotive, and threw a bunch of keys to Yang Xiaokong, "The keys to the warehouse at the back, if you are interested, go and have a look."
Yang Xiaokong took the key and said nervously, "Thank you."
Knowing the relationship between Le Zhengqi and Wei Nanhe, Yang Xiaokong always subconsciously felt that Le Zhengqi had a feminine smell, which made him unable to get along with Le Zhengqi like a buddy.
He wants to get close to Le Zhengqi, but he doesn't know how. Le Zhengqi likes to play with Bai Weiyu. After getting up in the morning, he runs to Zhuangbitang with a toothbrush in his mouth and kicks Bai Weiyu off the bed. , Then, the day of oppressing the senior brother officially began.
Yang Xiaokong envies and pities Bai Weiyu, Le Zhengqi is a smart and cute boy in front of everyone, even to Wei Nanhe, he is just a naughty baby, but only to Bai Weiyu is a living devil, The child's stubborn character is fully exposed. Stealing chickens, stealing ducks, digging sweet potatoes, digging earthworms, catching frogs, as long as he can think of it, Bai Weiyu must do it, and he has to help him do it if he can't.
The mung bean and barley porridge boiled in the house was cooked, emitting a faint fragrance. Yang Xiaokong filled a bowl, sprinkled some sugar and stirred it well. This is a folk prescription made by Bai Weiyu. It is said that it can cure lacquer allergies. Yang Xiaokong was moved to tears , and at the same time deeply disturbed, Mr. Cao and his senior brother have high expectations of themselves, what if the lacquer allergy cannot be cured?
This problem is really a headache!Yang Xiaokong sat down on the doorstep with a bowl in his hand and began to eat. Three dogs surrounded him wagging their bald tails, looking expectantly in their eyes.
Yang Xiaokong took a little porridge with a spoon and stretched it out. Asang poked his head and smelled it, snorted contemptuously, let out a groan, and led the two brothers to retreat quickly.
After eating porridge and scratching the rash on the back of his hand, Yang Xiaokong had nothing to do, he was enjoying the shade under the eaves, it was still early for lunch, he patted the dirt on his body, went around to the warehouse behind Gongwenfang, opened the lock, babbling Push open the heavy red-painted wooden door with a bang.
At noon that day, Ah Sheng went to the warehouse to ask Yang Xiaokong to eat, but he didn't come out, so Bai Weiyu went to call him.Bai Weiyu covered his nose and stepped into the dusty warehouse, and saw Yang Xiaokong sitting among a pile of porcelain tiles, with more than half of the drawings in the new sketchbook in his hand.
Bai Weiyu knelt down in front of him, "Xiaokong, are you bewitched?"
Yang Xiaokong held a piece of underglaze red porcelain, his eyes glowed, and he said excitedly: "Weiyu, look, any reference book on decorative painting modeling is not as vivid as these!"
Bai Weiyu said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, then you have to eat too."
Yang Xiaokong cast his eyes on the mountains of tiles, and said in a trance, "I want to see every piece."
Bai Weiyu smiled: "Very good." He stretched out his hand and roughly strangled Yang Xiaokong's neck, and forcibly dragged him out of the warehouse.
From then on, Yang Xiao went to the warehouse whenever he had nothing to do. When Mr. Cao was in the make-up hall, he went to learn lacquer painting. Bai Weiyu bought polyurethane and cashew paint for him to learn the technique. Mr. Cao also acquiesced. Although chemical paint is toxic to a certain extent, there is no need to make a fuss if you do it in a small amount.
Yang Xiaokong moved his own lacquer boards and chemical paints to the gazebo to make it far away from the lacquer. Within a few days, the redness and swelling on his body gradually subsided. After peeling off several layers of skin, the skin returned to its original state.
However, Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu didn't spare him. When Bai Weiyu bought a bucket of lacquer back, Le Zhengqi dipped a little bit with his fingers, ran into the pavilion and touched Yang Xiaokong's arm, and the spot turned red instantly.
Bai Weiyu rubbed his chin: "The raw lacquer I bought today is really good!"
Le Zhengqi also nodded: "Yes, it was a mistake!" Bai Weiyu came back from buying a five-jin yellow label, Le Zhengqi still put a little on Yang Xiaokong's body first, and it took 2 minutes for the skin to turn red.
Bai Weiyu said angrily: "It's too much! The yellow label, which costs more than 190 yuan a catty, has been diluted by me!"
Le Zhengqi expressed grief: "Weiyu, you take Xiaokong to sue that profiteer!"
Yang Xiaokong burst into tears: "Please don't use my body to test Daqi, okay?"
Bai Weiyu squinted at Le Zhengqi, and said with his enemy: "Qi Zai, you are so inhuman! Sheep will bite when they are in a hurry. Look, Xiao Kong is angry, so hurry up and apologize!"
"I'm sorry." Le Zhengqi restrained his smile obediently, and looked at Yang Xiaokong with watery eyes.
When Yang Xiaokong met his eyes, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I just said it casually, I'm not angry."
Le Zhengqi smiled suddenly, turned around and ran into the paint storage room, and ran back happily, "There is still a can of vermilion varnish that I haven't tried!"
Bai Weiyu hugged Yang Xiaokong: "Come here, try your left hand just now, now try your right hand, quickly, hold him down for me!"
Yang Xiaokong was slaughtered like a frog on a chopping board, tearfully complaining in his heart, you are really not human...
Du Youshan sold the counterfeit Yuan Qinghua to Little Japan for 800 million, and agreed to give Lezheng Seven 400 million, and get 400 million from it. This 100-300 split business is really exciting!Having already given Lezheng Qi a deposit check of [-] million, Du Youshan simply exchanged the remaining [-] million into cash, put it in a suitcase, and drove into the mountain alone.
The Porcelain Workshop just welcomed the distinguished guests at dinner time. Wei Nanhe put his arm on Du Youshan's shoulders hospitablely, and said repeatedly: "Youshan, you are a busy person! Come, come, let's have dinner together! I don't know if you are coming, no Good food, don't mind!" I thought to myself, why don't you come early or late, but come during meal time?
Du Youshan really hadn't eaten, so he sat down after a few excuses, holding a bowl of porridge in one hand, pointing at roasted pork with chopsticks in the other, and sighed: "I don't know how long it's been since I ate such a simple meal. Now, Nanhe, your place is really a paradise!" He said and smiled slightly at Lezheng Qi who was across the table.
Lezheng Qi also laughed, "The fried maggots you invited me to eat last time were delicious."
Everyone's faces changed. Yang Xiaokong was eating hard, but when he heard that his throat was stuck for half a second, he vomited and continued to drink porridge. Du Youshan coughed dryly, "Xiaoqi, that's dried sea cucumber."
Wei Nanhe smiled bluntly: "Xiao Qi has never seen the world, so don't be surprised by Youshan." What the hell did you feed my Xiao Qi?
Du Youshan also put on a half-smile: "You're welcome, you're welcome, Xiaoqitian is so simple, Nanhe, you are a lucky man!" You old man is really nothing, you occupy a teenage child in the mountains, and you are ashamed to say that the child is not alive. See the world!
Wei Nanhe pointed at Yang Xiaokong, "You Shan, you don't know this one yet, do you? Yang Xiaokong, Cao's successor!" He cursed, "Fuck you, look at Le Zhengqi again, I'll castrate you!"
Du Youshan looked for his reputation, and stretched out his hand with a smile on his face, "Xiaokong, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Another clean and gentle young man, just looking at it makes people want to commit crimes. The scenery in this mountain nest is really good!
Yang Xiaokong shook hands with him, and smiled gently: "Hello, Boss Du."
Du Youshan looked Yang Xiaokong up and down, and replied with an old-fashioned smile: "You can just call me Youshan." Oh, the hands are quite tender.
"Hehe, You, Youshan." Yang Xiaokong withdrew his hand, inexplicably getting goosebumps all over his body, Bai Weiyu bit his chopsticks to hold back his smile.
Wei Nanhe poured a glass of rice wine for Du Youshan, "Youshan, since you came to the mountain so late, it's too late to go back, why don't you sleep here now." Don't agree!
Du Youshan said, "Don't bother." Finally the dog spit out ivory?
Wei Nanhe raised his eyebrows, "I've been an old friend for decades, I'll be angry if you see outsiders like this!"
Le Zhengqi interjected, "Du Youshan, the mountain road is not easy to walk at night, and there are no street lights."
Wei Nanhe nodded sincerely: "Yes, you see, Xiaoqi has left you alone." Lezhengqi, let me deal with you in a while!
Du Youshan smiled wryly and said, "You guys are so hospitable, so I won't be polite to bother you all night!" If the driver didn't accompany me today, sir, I wouldn't drive after drinking, otherwise who would live in your kennel ?
Wei Nanhe: "Let's drink some tea after dinner, I haven't chatted with you for a long time!" Fuck, you really agreed, I really want to beat you to death.
Yang Xiaokong and Bai Weiyu whispered: "Eldest Brother and Boss Du have a very good relationship."
Bai Weiyu smiled sinisterly: "Hey, hey..."
Wei Nanhe didn't need to count that box of banknotes at all, he was sure of Du Youshan's credit, and handed the money to Lezheng Qi, Wei Nanhe kindly asked: "Little Qi, take the money and put it in the safe inside."
Le Zhengqi asked stupidly: "Which safe? The one in the shoe cabinet in the basement or the one behind the landscape painting in the attic?"
Wei Nanhe: "Cough!"
Le Zhengqi: "The one under your computer desk? Or the one under the bed?"
Wei Nanhe couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and snatched the suitcase, managed to maintain a smile, knocked Le Zhengqi on the head, and said to Du Youshan:
"This silly boy is so confused that he can't even remember where the safe is. Isn't it the one next to the shredder in the study! Forget it, forget it, I'll take it and forget it myself."
Le Zhengqi scratched his head, "The safe is stuffed with winter sweaters."
Wei Nanhe gasped, thinking, all the safes have to be moved!
Hide the money, and come to the tea room downstairs, Wei Nanhe sees that Du Youshan is not pleasing to the eye, especially when he sees that Le Zhengqi is still talking happily with this scum, he is even more breathless and unable to get out Not coming.Going forward to grab Le Zhengqi, he shouted out the window: "Weiyu, Xiaokong! Why don't you go to the hot spring today? Take Xiaoqi with you."
Bai Weiyu looked at Yang Xiaokong: "Take a hot spring?"
Yang Xiaokong shook his head: "It's so far away, I don't want to go!"
Wei Nanhe hid his knife in his smile, and squeezed out a word between his teeth: "Go!"
This corner of the mountain still has many advantages. For example, there are hot springs on the unknown mountain not far away, one pit after another, but because the springs are very small and not scaled, it is a tourist attraction with few people.
"I have to run so far to take a shower..." Le Zhengqi muttered, "I don't want to go."
Wei Nanhe packed up the cotton T-shirt and beach pants, stuffed the whole thing into a plastic bag and handed it to him, "Don't talk nonsense, you can be as far away from Duyou Mountain as you can, so that you don't want to keep your valuables at home sold."
A poor locomotive took three people and snaked away on the Yangchang path. The distance is not too far. It takes 10 minutes to ride to the foot of the mountain, and it takes more than an hour to walk to the gate where you can see the scenery.
At night, when the administrator was off duty, the three of them climbed over the fence, smeared and climbed up the mountain for more than half an hour, and found a small pit two to three square meters nearby, not much bigger than a bathtub. Le Zhengqi stripped off his clothes and jumped into the water, breathing He said bitterly: "Wei Nanhe is so autocratic, he even forces people to take a bath in a hot spring!"
"Who told you to talk nonsense? Du Youshan is a scum, you'd better have less contact with him." Bai Weiyu shined a flashlight from his chin up to his face, "Let me tell you a ghost story."
"Let's talk." Yang Xiaokong felt sleepy.
Le Zheng had no expression on his face, "Every story he tells is very boring."
Bai Weiyu was not convinced, "Then you tell me."
"I'm afraid it will scare you, you are the least courageous."
"Who do you say is cowardly? Damn child, believe it or not, I will beat you!"
Le Zhengqi picked up a small stone and threw it over, yelling, "Wow, centipede!"
Bai Weiyu believed it was true, screamed and hid behind Yang Xiaokong: "Ah... no way, why did you throw it here? Xiaokong, where is the centipede?"
Yang Xiaokong comforted: "Weiyu, it's a stone, don't be afraid."
Le Zhengqi burst into laughter: "Hahaha...mouse guts!"
Bai Weiyu gritted his teeth in hatred, "Damn child..."
The hot spring smelled of sulfur, and white mist was evaporating. Le Zhengqi soaked in the water, stretched his arms across the bank, rested his head on the bank, and quarreled with Bai Weiyu leisurely and happily. If Yang Xiaokong doesn't quarrel for a day, he feels horrible instead.
Baiweiyu monster Le Zhengqi's wet head was pillowed on his clothes, and while tearing his own clothes, he scolded: "You fucking wet my clothes, what do you want me to wear back?"
Le Zhengqi: "In the middle of the night, in the wilderness, no one will see you running naked."
"No one saw it anyway, why don't you run naked?"
"You're an exhibitionist, but I'm not." Le Zhengqi glanced at him, and lazily moved his head away, like an elegant and proud cat.
Bai Weiyu picked up his clothes and shook the dust from them, and turned into a vicious dog: "Fuck you! It's a dark moon and a high wind to kill people, believe it or not, I raped first and then killed?"
Le Zhengqi kicked him in the stomach, "You can afford me?"
Bai Weiyu backed up a few steps with a cry of "Ouch", fell into the water with his clothes and drank a few sips of water, then threw his clothes when he stood still, and rushed towards Le Zhengqi with grinning teeth, "Arrogant fart! Ben Grandpa has tolerated you for a long time!"
Yang Xiaokong persuaded tremblingly: "Stop arguing..."
Le Zhengqi raised his arm unhurriedly and knocked Bai Weiyu away, "Get out!" Bai Weiyu roared loudly, turned the dog's head and bit Le Zhengqi's naked shoulder, and the two of them were completely naked, causing water to splash everywhere , not like fighting, but a bit erotic.
Yang Xiaokong yelled: "I want to tell Brother Wei that you guys are fighting!"
Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu stopped at the same time, staring at him: "How dare you?"
Lezheng rubbed his shoulders angrily, "If you can't beat it, just bite it. Why are you acting like a bitch?"
Bai Weiyu moved aside, twisted the water from his clothes, and said in a toneless way: "Who looks like a bitch, sister-in-law."
This time, the cat demon lost all her self-cultivation, her combat power was upgraded to 100%, and she spread her two nine-yin white bone claws to grab the dog monster's door with a fierce aura...
The dog monster hoarsely said: "Damn child, I will commit the next crime! Calling you sister-in-law is flattering you... Ah, Gulu Gulu..." Yang Xiaokong had black lines, fearing that the two monsters would fight and hurt his life, he hurriedly walked away Climb out of the hot spring and put on clothes, then squat by the pit and nibble melon seeds to watch slowly.
Du Youshan and Wei Nanhe flattered each other in the tea room of the wooden building, each of them was wary, and they both held a mentality of literati despising each other.
Wei Nanhe looked down on Du Youshan's behavior of selling antiques abroad, but he still smiled and said: "Youshan, your gallery and auction house have developed really well in the past few years, and we all rely on you!"
Du Youshan also laughed, "Where are you, old friend, don't be so outspoken! You are the authority in the industry." If you didn't make these fake high-end imitations to disturb the antique market, I could develop better!
Wei Nanhe handed over the tea cup: "Drink tea, drink tea, look at you, you shouldn't give Xiaoqi so much money, it's not good for a child to have so much money in his hands!" You profiteer!Who doesn't know how many millions you got out of this deal?It's really dark at home!
Du Youshan took a sip from the teacup, "You can't say that, Xiaoqi deserves it, deserves it! Yo! This tea is really different!" Oh, I said you man is really shameless when you talk, that kid on the road Every coin I picked up in the world will be handed over to you. Didn’t these millions fall into your hands in the end?
Wei Nanhe said modestly: "So-so, some time ago when a friend of mine was building a house, he demolished an old warehouse in the early Republic of China, and happened to find a box of tea cakes from that warehouse. It was not well preserved, but it was a long time ago. I just bought them all." You, a nouveau riche, also know how to drink tea?cut!I'm just feeding my baby to chickens!Yo, your four-legged chicken is also a treasure.
Du Youshan exclaimed: "No wonder I said it! Nanhe, you have a lot of good things here!" Damn it, isn't it the Pu'er in the early Republic of China?What's there to show off?Master has plenty of money, are you afraid you won't be able to buy it?
The two had a heart-to-heart chat, Le Zhengqi and the others came back.
When Wei Nanhe saw Le Zhengqi, he couldn't help gasping. Regardless of Du Youshan's presence, he stood up and walked over to pinch Le Zhengqi's chin to observe the bruises and scratches on his face. Don't play together if you fight!"
Le Zhengqi pointed at the dog monster licking his wound, and said aggrievedly, "He bit me first."
Wei Nanhe glared at Bai Weiyu instead: "You are seven years older than him! How dare you beat him?"
Except for the wounds on his body, the dog monster's clothes were still wet, and the situation was more worthy of sympathy. It wailed: "He caught me first!" Twist Yang Xiaokong, "Brother, you testify to me! Tell the brother who did it first!"
Yang Xiaokong twitched the corner of his mouth, "I didn't see clearly."
Wei Nanhe stared at the wound on Lezheng Qi's face, feeling very distressed, and was about to speak to reprimand Bai Weiyu again, when Wei Lao came over upon hearing the news, and the old man shouted, "Nanhe!"
Wei Nanhe hurriedly went up to support him, "Dad."
Elder Wei raised his crutches and beat him up, "You incompetent guy, you can't manage with several wives!"
Bai Weiyu was shameless at this time, like a abused little daughter-in-law: "Master, you have to make decisions for me!"
Yang Xiaokong was in a cold sweat, Weiyu, I... can I not know you?
Wei Nanhe covered his head to avoid crutches, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Bai Weiyu, why are you joining in the fun?"
Bai Weiyu laughed triumphantly with his mouth, who told you to let your wife beat me!
Elder Wei paused heavily on his crutches, "Jiahe Wanshixing, why don't you understand this truth! Weiyu and Xiaoqi fight all day long and have nothing to do with you!"
Bai Weiyu took out a silk scarf out of nowhere, wiped his tears and said in a soft voice, "That's to say, he has partiality!" With a stomp of his foot, Lan Hua finger randomly poked at whom.
Du Youshan spouted out the tea with a "poof", and hurriedly covered his gaffe with his hands on his forehead.
Old Wei took out a bright yellow bracelet from his pocket, and stuffed it into Bai Weiyu's hand, "Weiyu, don't care about Nanhe!" Bai Weiyu laughed like a flower, put the bracelet on his mouth and bit it Bite, hold it in your hand and wave it at Yang Xiaokong, gold!
Wei Nanhe said weakly, "Dad, that isn't made of silver, please find out before giving it away!"
Elder Wei pulled out his crutches and answered him: "Nonsense! I didn't know it was a double dragon bracelet? Because I'm pregnant, wearing a gold on my body can suppress fear and prevent evil!"
Le Zhengqi: "..."
Wei Nanhe: "..."
Yang Xiaokong: "..."
Du Youshan hugged his stomach, "..."
Bai Weiyu put the bracelet on his hand, and ran out of the wooden building to Zhuangbitang with a sway, "That's right, that's right, it's for abortion..."
Wei Nanhe chased after him in three steps and two steps, grabbed the bracelet with his hands, and pushed Bai Weiyu, "Get away!"
Wei Nanhe didn't show his face to avoid suspicion, and only asked Ah Sheng to send Le Zhengqi down the mountain.
Du Youshan greeted Lezheng Qi in a private room of a five-star hotel, and said, "Xiaoqi!" This bad boy, let uncle wait again!"
Du Youshan is the same age as Wei Nanhe, but he insists on calling himself uncle in front of Le Zhengqi, isn't he the same generation as Wei Lao?Isn't he Wei Nanhe's uncle?He said he was taking advantage of something, but he was secretly happy, but it was a pity that Le Zhengqi had always been ignorant of the world, so he smiled and sat unceremoniously on the seat of the distinguished guest, and then knocked the pot in his hand to the ground on the desktop.
"Oh, my little ancestor, be gentle!" Du Youshan held the jar steady, peeled off the newspaper, and revealed the true face of the jar.
The other people at the same table... two Japanese, an interpreter, and four appraisal experts cast their eyes on the jar one after another. Du Youshan weighed it first. This thing is very interesting. There is a line of flint red at the junction of the glaze and the exposed tire.
Wei Nanhe, known in the industry as the ghost hand, Du Youshan knows those tricks best, and the connection is seamless, even the conclusion of the carbon fourteen appraisal is out-and-out old.He touched the lower end of the jar specially, and observed it inside and out with a strong flashlight. He couldn't see any flaws, so he handed it over to the appraisal expert.
Le Zhengqi began to eat with both hands. After eating the lamb chops, he ate the lobster, and after the lobster, he ate the shark's fin. With his mouth full of oil, he directed Ah Sheng to say: "Here, that, that plate of maggots, bring it to me..." Translator With a trembling, he retracted the chopsticks that were stretched towards the dried sea cucumber.
While greeting Little Japan, Du Youshan explained: "Xiaoqi, that plate is dry-roasted sea cucumber."
"Well, it's delicious, Du Youshan. I like eating with you the most. They're all delicious." Le Zhengqi happily chewed the dried sea cucumber and tapped the soup in his bowl with a spoon, "This brain is the same It tastes good too." Several appraisal experts stopped their spoons at the same time and concentrated on studying the jar.
Le Zhengqi pursed his lips to a Japanese man wearing glasses, "Brother Sheng, look how much he looks like Aso."
A Sheng laughed out loud, "Don't talk nonsense."
The Japanese looked at the translator suspiciously, and the translator Jirigulu replied in Japanese: "The child said you look like Prime Minister Aso."
The Japanese man adjusted his glasses, and humbly said the only phrase he could say in blunt Chinese: "Thank you."
"Hey, no thanks, hey...Brother Sheng, why did he thank me?" Lezheng Qizhang Erkong couldn't figure it out, he didn't know the Japanese Prime Minister, he only knew his little dog named Aso.
"Eat your food!" Le Zhengqi didn't mean to make trouble, he never beat around the bush, he said everything from the bottom of his heart, so Du Youshan didn't mind, just smiled accommodatingly, and apologized to those at the same table I winked, the child is not sensible, please forgive me.
Wei Nanhe hates Du Youshan, Coke Zhengqi is not at all, he is not influenced by others, he only relies on his own intuition, and the child's intuition has no sense of right and wrong, he just thinks that this person treats him well, so he is a good person. There is nothing at stake in it.
After eating and drinking, the little boy took a deposit check and happily patted Du Youshan on the shoulder, "Du Youshan, thank you! Gong Xi Fa Cai!"
Du Youshan smiled: "Are you full?"
"Full." Le Zhengqi smirked: "I haven't eaten so full for a long time."
Du Youshan acted curiously, "Why, Nanhe didn't feed you?"
"That's not true." Le Zhengqi said disdainfully: "Although the dishes cooked by Aunt Wu are delicious, every day it's either chicken or duck; it's either pig or cow. There is no new taste at all. It's boring! I want to eat... well, can you Did you get dried mice and asparagus jelly?"
Ah Sheng drank lightly: "Xiao Qi!"
"That's not easy? I can get whatever you want to eat." Du Youshan usually likes to play tricks because of his money, but he doesn't like women and only plays with men. Anyone who sees a pleasing person is eager to say something Turning him to the bed, he squeezed Le Zhengqi's hand and coaxed him, "Why don't you play with me for a few days? I'll take you to eat your fill."
Le Zhengqi was overjoyed, "Then I'll ask Nan He..."
Ah Sheng reminded: "Professor Wei will beat you."
Le Zhengqi choked, scratching his head: "Cough, it's time for me to go home, bye."
The moon hangs slantingly on the top of the hill, the orange street lights outside Gongcifang are on, Yang Xiaokong is still lingering in front of the low wall, Wei Lao has gone back to the house to rest, A Sheng drives the car into the yard, Le Zhengqi is at the door After getting out of the car, he asked in surprise, "Xiaokong, what are you doing?"
Yang Xiaokong tucked the sketchbook under his arm, and said in embarrassment: "I have nothing to do, so I just draw."
Le Zhengqi took out the sketchbook without anyone's consent, and handed over a fast food box, "Get it for me." He looked down at the sketchbook in his hand.This sketchbook has been used up, and the last dozen or so pages are densely packed with patterns on the front and back, and there are also scribbled porcelain shapes. The complete shape constructed by the tiles, Le Zhengqi pointed to the low wall and asked, "Does it look good?"
Yang Xiaokong looked at the low wall thoughtfully.He nodded and said, "It's beautiful, all the patterns are done in one go. I drew 39 dragons here, and none of them are the same."
Le Zhengqi laughed, "What are 39 dragons? There are a thousand ways to draw a thousand dragons. I will give you the key to the warehouse at the back tomorrow. You can take a look." He returned the sketchbook to Yang Xiaokong and asked for the instant food box. Generously said: "This is a midnight snack! I just brought it back from a big meal outside, eat it!"
Yang Xiaokong took a dry-roasted sea cucumber with his fingers, put it in his mouth to chew, and asked, "What is this?"
"Fried maggots." Le Zhengqi squatted down by the low wall, eating with relish, Yang Xiaokong's scalp exploded, he couldn't swallow, and broke out in a cold sweat.
In the morning, Bai Weiyu sat on the steps in front of Zhuangbi Hall with a blue nose and a swollen face, holding a stack of plate-sized lacquer boards and said to Yang Xiaokong, "Baa, these are for you to practice your skills."
Yang Xiaokong looked at Bai Weiyu's face and asked, "Weiyu, why is your face so hurt?"
Bai Weiyu touched the blood clot on the arch of his eyebrows, and explained calmly: "It's like this, last night Qizai went to my room to look for comic books, and said my room was too messy, so I nailed a blanking board next to my bed "He held up a lacquer board and said solemnly: "Come on, let's not talk about that, let's take a look at the lacquer board first, the smooth side is the reverse side, and the slightly frosted side is the front..."
"Weiyu, then why do you have a bruised face?"
"Because I put a lot of books and sundries on the board beside the bed." Bai Weiyu dipped some raw lacquer on the board with a hairbrush, "Look at me carefully, I'll bring it to you in the yard As a demonstration, I am afraid that you will have allergies if the air in the room is not circulated..."
Yang Xiaokong looked at him with deep eyes, and asked persistently: "Brother, why is your face hurt?"
"Why, you don't think about it with your toes!" Bai Weiyu was angry: "What the hell would Qizai do? The board is not nailed! It fell right on my face when I was sleeping, and I Pegasus Meteor! The bridge of my nose is about to collapse!"
Le Zhengqi waved his hands and shouted on the roof of Gongcifang: "Weiyu..."
Bai Weiyu said lifelessly, "What are you doing?"
Le Zhengqi: "Come here!"
Bai Weiyu handed the lacquer board to Yang Xiaokong, "You first brush the paint evenly." He stood up and walked towards the porcelain workshop while asking, "What's the matter?"
Le Zhengqi climbed down from the roof, "Aunt Wu has something to do at home today, so I won't come here to cook. Let's go to the village to buy some food! Ha, let's go to the vegetable market to see if there are any earthworms for sale."
Bai Weiyu raised his middle finger: "I'm a Pegasus Meteor! Dead boy, the earthworms sold by others are used to feed ducks."
"There are no ducks to grab earthworms from me, can I eat them myself?" Le Zhengqi's answer was completely illogical.
After a while, Bai Weiyu rode his motorcycle out of the garage and rode to the gate of Zhuangbitang. He glanced at Yang Xiaokong, and couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "Why are you swollen again?"
Yang Xiaokong put the evenly painted lacquer board on the steps, squatted down pitifully on one side, hugged his knees with his hands, and said innocently, "Brother, I really don't dare to touch the lacquer anymore, so you can bring some polyurethane back for me to try." Try it."
Bai Weiyu looked up to the sky and sighed, "Heaven is jealous of talents!"
Le Zhengqi sat on the back seat of the locomotive, and threw a bunch of keys to Yang Xiaokong, "The keys to the warehouse at the back, if you are interested, go and have a look."
Yang Xiaokong took the key and said nervously, "Thank you."
Knowing the relationship between Le Zhengqi and Wei Nanhe, Yang Xiaokong always subconsciously felt that Le Zhengqi had a feminine smell, which made him unable to get along with Le Zhengqi like a buddy.
He wants to get close to Le Zhengqi, but he doesn't know how. Le Zhengqi likes to play with Bai Weiyu. After getting up in the morning, he runs to Zhuangbitang with a toothbrush in his mouth and kicks Bai Weiyu off the bed. , Then, the day of oppressing the senior brother officially began.
Yang Xiaokong envies and pities Bai Weiyu, Le Zhengqi is a smart and cute boy in front of everyone, even to Wei Nanhe, he is just a naughty baby, but only to Bai Weiyu is a living devil, The child's stubborn character is fully exposed. Stealing chickens, stealing ducks, digging sweet potatoes, digging earthworms, catching frogs, as long as he can think of it, Bai Weiyu must do it, and he has to help him do it if he can't.
The mung bean and barley porridge boiled in the house was cooked, emitting a faint fragrance. Yang Xiaokong filled a bowl, sprinkled some sugar and stirred it well. This is a folk prescription made by Bai Weiyu. It is said that it can cure lacquer allergies. Yang Xiaokong was moved to tears , and at the same time deeply disturbed, Mr. Cao and his senior brother have high expectations of themselves, what if the lacquer allergy cannot be cured?
This problem is really a headache!Yang Xiaokong sat down on the doorstep with a bowl in his hand and began to eat. Three dogs surrounded him wagging their bald tails, looking expectantly in their eyes.
Yang Xiaokong took a little porridge with a spoon and stretched it out. Asang poked his head and smelled it, snorted contemptuously, let out a groan, and led the two brothers to retreat quickly.
After eating porridge and scratching the rash on the back of his hand, Yang Xiaokong had nothing to do, he was enjoying the shade under the eaves, it was still early for lunch, he patted the dirt on his body, went around to the warehouse behind Gongwenfang, opened the lock, babbling Push open the heavy red-painted wooden door with a bang.
At noon that day, Ah Sheng went to the warehouse to ask Yang Xiaokong to eat, but he didn't come out, so Bai Weiyu went to call him.Bai Weiyu covered his nose and stepped into the dusty warehouse, and saw Yang Xiaokong sitting among a pile of porcelain tiles, with more than half of the drawings in the new sketchbook in his hand.
Bai Weiyu knelt down in front of him, "Xiaokong, are you bewitched?"
Yang Xiaokong held a piece of underglaze red porcelain, his eyes glowed, and he said excitedly: "Weiyu, look, any reference book on decorative painting modeling is not as vivid as these!"
Bai Weiyu said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, then you have to eat too."
Yang Xiaokong cast his eyes on the mountains of tiles, and said in a trance, "I want to see every piece."
Bai Weiyu smiled: "Very good." He stretched out his hand and roughly strangled Yang Xiaokong's neck, and forcibly dragged him out of the warehouse.
From then on, Yang Xiao went to the warehouse whenever he had nothing to do. When Mr. Cao was in the make-up hall, he went to learn lacquer painting. Bai Weiyu bought polyurethane and cashew paint for him to learn the technique. Mr. Cao also acquiesced. Although chemical paint is toxic to a certain extent, there is no need to make a fuss if you do it in a small amount.
Yang Xiaokong moved his own lacquer boards and chemical paints to the gazebo to make it far away from the lacquer. Within a few days, the redness and swelling on his body gradually subsided. After peeling off several layers of skin, the skin returned to its original state.
However, Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu didn't spare him. When Bai Weiyu bought a bucket of lacquer back, Le Zhengqi dipped a little bit with his fingers, ran into the pavilion and touched Yang Xiaokong's arm, and the spot turned red instantly.
Bai Weiyu rubbed his chin: "The raw lacquer I bought today is really good!"
Le Zhengqi also nodded: "Yes, it was a mistake!" Bai Weiyu came back from buying a five-jin yellow label, Le Zhengqi still put a little on Yang Xiaokong's body first, and it took 2 minutes for the skin to turn red.
Bai Weiyu said angrily: "It's too much! The yellow label, which costs more than 190 yuan a catty, has been diluted by me!"
Le Zhengqi expressed grief: "Weiyu, you take Xiaokong to sue that profiteer!"
Yang Xiaokong burst into tears: "Please don't use my body to test Daqi, okay?"
Bai Weiyu squinted at Le Zhengqi, and said with his enemy: "Qi Zai, you are so inhuman! Sheep will bite when they are in a hurry. Look, Xiao Kong is angry, so hurry up and apologize!"
"I'm sorry." Le Zhengqi restrained his smile obediently, and looked at Yang Xiaokong with watery eyes.
When Yang Xiaokong met his eyes, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I just said it casually, I'm not angry."
Le Zhengqi smiled suddenly, turned around and ran into the paint storage room, and ran back happily, "There is still a can of vermilion varnish that I haven't tried!"
Bai Weiyu hugged Yang Xiaokong: "Come here, try your left hand just now, now try your right hand, quickly, hold him down for me!"
Yang Xiaokong was slaughtered like a frog on a chopping board, tearfully complaining in his heart, you are really not human...
Du Youshan sold the counterfeit Yuan Qinghua to Little Japan for 800 million, and agreed to give Lezheng Seven 400 million, and get 400 million from it. This 100-300 split business is really exciting!Having already given Lezheng Qi a deposit check of [-] million, Du Youshan simply exchanged the remaining [-] million into cash, put it in a suitcase, and drove into the mountain alone.
The Porcelain Workshop just welcomed the distinguished guests at dinner time. Wei Nanhe put his arm on Du Youshan's shoulders hospitablely, and said repeatedly: "Youshan, you are a busy person! Come, come, let's have dinner together! I don't know if you are coming, no Good food, don't mind!" I thought to myself, why don't you come early or late, but come during meal time?
Du Youshan really hadn't eaten, so he sat down after a few excuses, holding a bowl of porridge in one hand, pointing at roasted pork with chopsticks in the other, and sighed: "I don't know how long it's been since I ate such a simple meal. Now, Nanhe, your place is really a paradise!" He said and smiled slightly at Lezheng Qi who was across the table.
Lezheng Qi also laughed, "The fried maggots you invited me to eat last time were delicious."
Everyone's faces changed. Yang Xiaokong was eating hard, but when he heard that his throat was stuck for half a second, he vomited and continued to drink porridge. Du Youshan coughed dryly, "Xiaoqi, that's dried sea cucumber."
Wei Nanhe smiled bluntly: "Xiao Qi has never seen the world, so don't be surprised by Youshan." What the hell did you feed my Xiao Qi?
Du Youshan also put on a half-smile: "You're welcome, you're welcome, Xiaoqitian is so simple, Nanhe, you are a lucky man!" You old man is really nothing, you occupy a teenage child in the mountains, and you are ashamed to say that the child is not alive. See the world!
Wei Nanhe pointed at Yang Xiaokong, "You Shan, you don't know this one yet, do you? Yang Xiaokong, Cao's successor!" He cursed, "Fuck you, look at Le Zhengqi again, I'll castrate you!"
Du Youshan looked for his reputation, and stretched out his hand with a smile on his face, "Xiaokong, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Another clean and gentle young man, just looking at it makes people want to commit crimes. The scenery in this mountain nest is really good!
Yang Xiaokong shook hands with him, and smiled gently: "Hello, Boss Du."
Du Youshan looked Yang Xiaokong up and down, and replied with an old-fashioned smile: "You can just call me Youshan." Oh, the hands are quite tender.
"Hehe, You, Youshan." Yang Xiaokong withdrew his hand, inexplicably getting goosebumps all over his body, Bai Weiyu bit his chopsticks to hold back his smile.
Wei Nanhe poured a glass of rice wine for Du Youshan, "Youshan, since you came to the mountain so late, it's too late to go back, why don't you sleep here now." Don't agree!
Du Youshan said, "Don't bother." Finally the dog spit out ivory?
Wei Nanhe raised his eyebrows, "I've been an old friend for decades, I'll be angry if you see outsiders like this!"
Le Zhengqi interjected, "Du Youshan, the mountain road is not easy to walk at night, and there are no street lights."
Wei Nanhe nodded sincerely: "Yes, you see, Xiaoqi has left you alone." Lezhengqi, let me deal with you in a while!
Du Youshan smiled wryly and said, "You guys are so hospitable, so I won't be polite to bother you all night!" If the driver didn't accompany me today, sir, I wouldn't drive after drinking, otherwise who would live in your kennel ?
Wei Nanhe: "Let's drink some tea after dinner, I haven't chatted with you for a long time!" Fuck, you really agreed, I really want to beat you to death.
Yang Xiaokong and Bai Weiyu whispered: "Eldest Brother and Boss Du have a very good relationship."
Bai Weiyu smiled sinisterly: "Hey, hey..."
Wei Nanhe didn't need to count that box of banknotes at all, he was sure of Du Youshan's credit, and handed the money to Lezheng Qi, Wei Nanhe kindly asked: "Little Qi, take the money and put it in the safe inside."
Le Zhengqi asked stupidly: "Which safe? The one in the shoe cabinet in the basement or the one behind the landscape painting in the attic?"
Wei Nanhe: "Cough!"
Le Zhengqi: "The one under your computer desk? Or the one under the bed?"
Wei Nanhe couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and snatched the suitcase, managed to maintain a smile, knocked Le Zhengqi on the head, and said to Du Youshan:
"This silly boy is so confused that he can't even remember where the safe is. Isn't it the one next to the shredder in the study! Forget it, forget it, I'll take it and forget it myself."
Le Zhengqi scratched his head, "The safe is stuffed with winter sweaters."
Wei Nanhe gasped, thinking, all the safes have to be moved!
Hide the money, and come to the tea room downstairs, Wei Nanhe sees that Du Youshan is not pleasing to the eye, especially when he sees that Le Zhengqi is still talking happily with this scum, he is even more breathless and unable to get out Not coming.Going forward to grab Le Zhengqi, he shouted out the window: "Weiyu, Xiaokong! Why don't you go to the hot spring today? Take Xiaoqi with you."
Bai Weiyu looked at Yang Xiaokong: "Take a hot spring?"
Yang Xiaokong shook his head: "It's so far away, I don't want to go!"
Wei Nanhe hid his knife in his smile, and squeezed out a word between his teeth: "Go!"
This corner of the mountain still has many advantages. For example, there are hot springs on the unknown mountain not far away, one pit after another, but because the springs are very small and not scaled, it is a tourist attraction with few people.
"I have to run so far to take a shower..." Le Zhengqi muttered, "I don't want to go."
Wei Nanhe packed up the cotton T-shirt and beach pants, stuffed the whole thing into a plastic bag and handed it to him, "Don't talk nonsense, you can be as far away from Duyou Mountain as you can, so that you don't want to keep your valuables at home sold."
A poor locomotive took three people and snaked away on the Yangchang path. The distance is not too far. It takes 10 minutes to ride to the foot of the mountain, and it takes more than an hour to walk to the gate where you can see the scenery.
At night, when the administrator was off duty, the three of them climbed over the fence, smeared and climbed up the mountain for more than half an hour, and found a small pit two to three square meters nearby, not much bigger than a bathtub. Le Zhengqi stripped off his clothes and jumped into the water, breathing He said bitterly: "Wei Nanhe is so autocratic, he even forces people to take a bath in a hot spring!"
"Who told you to talk nonsense? Du Youshan is a scum, you'd better have less contact with him." Bai Weiyu shined a flashlight from his chin up to his face, "Let me tell you a ghost story."
"Let's talk." Yang Xiaokong felt sleepy.
Le Zheng had no expression on his face, "Every story he tells is very boring."
Bai Weiyu was not convinced, "Then you tell me."
"I'm afraid it will scare you, you are the least courageous."
"Who do you say is cowardly? Damn child, believe it or not, I will beat you!"
Le Zhengqi picked up a small stone and threw it over, yelling, "Wow, centipede!"
Bai Weiyu believed it was true, screamed and hid behind Yang Xiaokong: "Ah... no way, why did you throw it here? Xiaokong, where is the centipede?"
Yang Xiaokong comforted: "Weiyu, it's a stone, don't be afraid."
Le Zhengqi burst into laughter: "Hahaha...mouse guts!"
Bai Weiyu gritted his teeth in hatred, "Damn child..."
The hot spring smelled of sulfur, and white mist was evaporating. Le Zhengqi soaked in the water, stretched his arms across the bank, rested his head on the bank, and quarreled with Bai Weiyu leisurely and happily. If Yang Xiaokong doesn't quarrel for a day, he feels horrible instead.
Baiweiyu monster Le Zhengqi's wet head was pillowed on his clothes, and while tearing his own clothes, he scolded: "You fucking wet my clothes, what do you want me to wear back?"
Le Zhengqi: "In the middle of the night, in the wilderness, no one will see you running naked."
"No one saw it anyway, why don't you run naked?"
"You're an exhibitionist, but I'm not." Le Zhengqi glanced at him, and lazily moved his head away, like an elegant and proud cat.
Bai Weiyu picked up his clothes and shook the dust from them, and turned into a vicious dog: "Fuck you! It's a dark moon and a high wind to kill people, believe it or not, I raped first and then killed?"
Le Zhengqi kicked him in the stomach, "You can afford me?"
Bai Weiyu backed up a few steps with a cry of "Ouch", fell into the water with his clothes and drank a few sips of water, then threw his clothes when he stood still, and rushed towards Le Zhengqi with grinning teeth, "Arrogant fart! Ben Grandpa has tolerated you for a long time!"
Yang Xiaokong persuaded tremblingly: "Stop arguing..."
Le Zhengqi raised his arm unhurriedly and knocked Bai Weiyu away, "Get out!" Bai Weiyu roared loudly, turned the dog's head and bit Le Zhengqi's naked shoulder, and the two of them were completely naked, causing water to splash everywhere , not like fighting, but a bit erotic.
Yang Xiaokong yelled: "I want to tell Brother Wei that you guys are fighting!"
Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu stopped at the same time, staring at him: "How dare you?"
Lezheng rubbed his shoulders angrily, "If you can't beat it, just bite it. Why are you acting like a bitch?"
Bai Weiyu moved aside, twisted the water from his clothes, and said in a toneless way: "Who looks like a bitch, sister-in-law."
This time, the cat demon lost all her self-cultivation, her combat power was upgraded to 100%, and she spread her two nine-yin white bone claws to grab the dog monster's door with a fierce aura...
The dog monster hoarsely said: "Damn child, I will commit the next crime! Calling you sister-in-law is flattering you... Ah, Gulu Gulu..." Yang Xiaokong had black lines, fearing that the two monsters would fight and hurt his life, he hurriedly walked away Climb out of the hot spring and put on clothes, then squat by the pit and nibble melon seeds to watch slowly.
Du Youshan and Wei Nanhe flattered each other in the tea room of the wooden building, each of them was wary, and they both held a mentality of literati despising each other.
Wei Nanhe looked down on Du Youshan's behavior of selling antiques abroad, but he still smiled and said: "Youshan, your gallery and auction house have developed really well in the past few years, and we all rely on you!"
Du Youshan also laughed, "Where are you, old friend, don't be so outspoken! You are the authority in the industry." If you didn't make these fake high-end imitations to disturb the antique market, I could develop better!
Wei Nanhe handed over the tea cup: "Drink tea, drink tea, look at you, you shouldn't give Xiaoqi so much money, it's not good for a child to have so much money in his hands!" You profiteer!Who doesn't know how many millions you got out of this deal?It's really dark at home!
Du Youshan took a sip from the teacup, "You can't say that, Xiaoqi deserves it, deserves it! Yo! This tea is really different!" Oh, I said you man is really shameless when you talk, that kid on the road Every coin I picked up in the world will be handed over to you. Didn’t these millions fall into your hands in the end?
Wei Nanhe said modestly: "So-so, some time ago when a friend of mine was building a house, he demolished an old warehouse in the early Republic of China, and happened to find a box of tea cakes from that warehouse. It was not well preserved, but it was a long time ago. I just bought them all." You, a nouveau riche, also know how to drink tea?cut!I'm just feeding my baby to chickens!Yo, your four-legged chicken is also a treasure.
Du Youshan exclaimed: "No wonder I said it! Nanhe, you have a lot of good things here!" Damn it, isn't it the Pu'er in the early Republic of China?What's there to show off?Master has plenty of money, are you afraid you won't be able to buy it?
The two had a heart-to-heart chat, Le Zhengqi and the others came back.
When Wei Nanhe saw Le Zhengqi, he couldn't help gasping. Regardless of Du Youshan's presence, he stood up and walked over to pinch Le Zhengqi's chin to observe the bruises and scratches on his face. Don't play together if you fight!"
Le Zhengqi pointed at the dog monster licking his wound, and said aggrievedly, "He bit me first."
Wei Nanhe glared at Bai Weiyu instead: "You are seven years older than him! How dare you beat him?"
Except for the wounds on his body, the dog monster's clothes were still wet, and the situation was more worthy of sympathy. It wailed: "He caught me first!" Twist Yang Xiaokong, "Brother, you testify to me! Tell the brother who did it first!"
Yang Xiaokong twitched the corner of his mouth, "I didn't see clearly."
Wei Nanhe stared at the wound on Lezheng Qi's face, feeling very distressed, and was about to speak to reprimand Bai Weiyu again, when Wei Lao came over upon hearing the news, and the old man shouted, "Nanhe!"
Wei Nanhe hurriedly went up to support him, "Dad."
Elder Wei raised his crutches and beat him up, "You incompetent guy, you can't manage with several wives!"
Bai Weiyu was shameless at this time, like a abused little daughter-in-law: "Master, you have to make decisions for me!"
Yang Xiaokong was in a cold sweat, Weiyu, I... can I not know you?
Wei Nanhe covered his head to avoid crutches, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Bai Weiyu, why are you joining in the fun?"
Bai Weiyu laughed triumphantly with his mouth, who told you to let your wife beat me!
Elder Wei paused heavily on his crutches, "Jiahe Wanshixing, why don't you understand this truth! Weiyu and Xiaoqi fight all day long and have nothing to do with you!"
Bai Weiyu took out a silk scarf out of nowhere, wiped his tears and said in a soft voice, "That's to say, he has partiality!" With a stomp of his foot, Lan Hua finger randomly poked at whom.
Du Youshan spouted out the tea with a "poof", and hurriedly covered his gaffe with his hands on his forehead.
Old Wei took out a bright yellow bracelet from his pocket, and stuffed it into Bai Weiyu's hand, "Weiyu, don't care about Nanhe!" Bai Weiyu laughed like a flower, put the bracelet on his mouth and bit it Bite, hold it in your hand and wave it at Yang Xiaokong, gold!
Wei Nanhe said weakly, "Dad, that isn't made of silver, please find out before giving it away!"
Elder Wei pulled out his crutches and answered him: "Nonsense! I didn't know it was a double dragon bracelet? Because I'm pregnant, wearing a gold on my body can suppress fear and prevent evil!"
Le Zhengqi: "..."
Wei Nanhe: "..."
Yang Xiaokong: "..."
Du Youshan hugged his stomach, "..."
Bai Weiyu put the bracelet on his hand, and ran out of the wooden building to Zhuangbitang with a sway, "That's right, that's right, it's for abortion..."
Wei Nanhe chased after him in three steps and two steps, grabbed the bracelet with his hands, and pushed Bai Weiyu, "Get away!"
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From the God of Lies to the Lord of All Worlds
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Tokyo, My Childhood Friend is a Ghost Story
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At this moment, shatter the dimensional barrier.
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