Raise pigs for a thousand days, use pigs for a lifetime

Anka called Jiang Ming and told the fat man's reaction, but omitted the part that Jiang Ming should put down.

After Jiang Ming listened to Yile, it seemed that he was supercilious. Although the fat man is fat, he is still passionate and difficult.

"hiMING, why didn't you tell me when you came back? I heard from my aunt that you came back and came to see you. How have you been living in China for the past few years?" The person who came was Jiang Ming's good friend Jenny.

"Hi Jenny, you've become handsome~" Jiang Ming patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"Really?... Hehe, by the way, didn't you bring your boyfriend back?"

"Oh...no." Jiang Ming regretted not bringing the fat man out. At that time, his mind was filled with shit. Even if the fat man didn't like him, would he be able to cultivate a relationship by bringing him out?

"Going out to play? Jenny blinked." He didn't mean to go out to play in the ordinary outdoors... but to play in a dissonant place.

Jiang Ming frowned and thought twice before deciding not to go!

Jenny shrugged, unable to understand that for the sake of his B's chastity, he had to go by himself...

In fact, you want to say that Jiang Ming is chaste for the fat man?Those are unreliable things.Although Jiang Ming is not as sentimental and playful as Anka, but he is not in the same boat. How else can we say that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups.

The reason why Jiang Ming didn’t go is because American bars are not as clean as China’s. China’s bars are full of 1718-year-old boys, and it feels wrong to play, but... American bars are mostly uncles in their 30s and 40s. ... There are also young ones, most of them are MBs, and they are not something that can be played casually, and it might cost their own lives.

Jiang Ming is not a stallion, and he will not be a person who will be hurt if he does not have sex for a day, so in this regard, if there is a need to have fun, he can stay at home eating sunflower seeds and watching TV.

Eating melon seeds and watching TV was taught by the fat man.Originally, the fat man was eating melon seeds and watching TV by himself, but Jiang Ming didn't feel that the melon seeds were delicious, so he deprived the fat man of such fun after listening to the weird noises.

The fat man stared at Jiang Ming pitifully, and Jiang Ming's heart ached when he stared at him, so he simply joined the ranks, not to mention, watching TV and eating melon seeds is quite interesting.

The fat man has been in a trance for the past few days, and his state seems to have returned to the days when Jiang Ming just left.

He was ruined by Ankana's so-called home travel, a collection of compressed versions necessary for fun.

Now as long as you close your eyes, you will see glistening flesh...and Jiang Ming's big watery eyes!Make the fat man so noisy that he can't sleep peacefully.

Anka was lucky enough to take up this errand, and ran to the fat man when he had nothing to do, and gave some of this and that, which made Xiao Qi wonder if Anka wanted to have sex with her.

At noon, the fat man was happy to see it, and he was very sad after watching it. Why can't two people love each other but can't be together?The fat man thought that if someone insisted on separating him and Jiang Ming one day, even if he died, he would not separate, unless Jiang Ming didn't want him, then he could leave in peace...

Anka brought a bunch of books about homosexuality. When the fat man saw that homosexuality is not a disease, and there are so many people like him in the whole country, the fat man calmed down...

Finally, after Fatty learned how to ask directions in English, he decided to go to the United States to find Jiang Ming.

As soon as I told Anka, I got full support. On the same day, Anka took the fat man's ID card to apply for a passport.

I bought a plane ticket for the next day and went to the United States to follow Jiang Ming's trail.

The fat man told Anka not to tell Jiang Ming, and planned to surprise him.

The day before his departure, the fat man began to pack the luggage that he needed to bring. After packing, the fat man began to be so excited that he couldn't sleep again... counting sheep... counting until he couldn't remember how many sheep there were, and fell asleep.

In the dream, Jiang Ming was wearing a pure white T-shirt with bare buttocks, looking at the fat man, his blood was boiling, and he just wanted to jump up...Jiang Ming turned into a sheep? ! !Still screaming~~~~~ screaming, the fat man broke into a cold sweat.

"Hey~~ Fatty, don't you dislike me?" The fatty shook his head.

"Hey~~ Then why don't you hug me?" The fat man still shook his head.

"Hey~~ Then you still dislike me, I'm leaving..." Jiang Mingyang ran away after speaking, the fat man was taken aback, no matter what, Jiang Ming is still Jiang Ming, even if he becomes a sheep, he is still Jiang Ming.The fat man started chasing Jiang Mingyang all over the world...

When he woke up, the fat man was sweating profusely.Look at the clock, it's half past five.I dressed and washed my face, fiddled with the issue, and looked at myself in the mirror for a while.

Fat people used to feel that looking in the mirror was a painful thing, but now they don’t feel it anymore. Looking in the mirror, fat people feel very happy.

After everything was packed, Kashi sat on the bed in a daze.The flight is at 3pm.Don't waste the whole morning, let's clean up the house.

After tidying up and tidying up, he dug out his pair of jeans, took off his trousers, and put them on... unexpectedly put them on in one go!And it can even be zipped up!

Excited, the fat man jumped straight up, turned up his trouser legs, and bent over to smooth it... creak~~~ The trousers were unraveled from the buttocks all the way to the thighs.

The fat man took off his trousers depressedly, and looked at them several times. No wonder they were broken. They have been worn for more than 10 years... Although they have not been worn, they cannot stand the corrosion of time after all.

The fat man folded it carefully and put it back in the closet.

This pair of jeans is not just a pair of jeans, it has carried the fat man's emotions for so many years, and has become inseparable from the fat man.

After tidying up his own room, he went to Jiang Ming's room to tidy up again... Ever since Jiang Ming moved in, the place has been deserted, and Jiang Ming was no longer seen calling the fat man to pour water like a lord.

The closet was opened, and the fat man knew exactly how many pieces of clothes were in it.Because he has washed every piece of Jiang Ming's clothes...including those high-end suits that must be dry-cleaned, all of them are hand-washed...Jiang Ming's egg hurts from washing.

Opening the drawer, there was a pile of messy things, and I saw lubricating oil and condoms at once... The fat man's face flushed in embarrassment... Now he understands what lubricating oil is for, remembering that Jiang Ming used this to rub himself on himself... thinking Think of all the cold panic.

Doubt...what's under the pillow?

When he opened it, the fat man was speechless... The underwear he had given him by himself, the underwear that Jiang Ming had only worn once, was washed clean by Jiang Ming, folded and placed under the pillow... The fat man put down the pillow in disgust.Why does he still have this habit?Put your underwear here to ward off evil spirits?Or is the smell easy to fall asleep?

Speaking of this pair of underwear, Jiang Ming has a heart for death.

A few days after the New Year, Anka, Jiang Ming, and Xiao Qi were going to go hiking...but that day they were in college, so they had no choice but to go to the swimming pool to swim.

None of the three had swimming trunks, so Anka suggested that they could swim in underwear.

After the three of them took off their clothes...Jiang Ming was in trouble...Anka was wearing white CK underwear, Xiao Qi was wearing black CK underwear, both of the same style.And myself... the old-fashioned red underwear.

The laughing Anka hiccupped, and even Xiao Qi, who usually didn't show his expression on his face, laughed wildly.

This is not the worst thing... After entering the swimming pool, I realized that the color of the red underwear has faded!

Strands of red slowly drifted down the crotch...

A man looked at the "blood streak" floating from Jiang Ming's lower body and looked at Jiang Ming's upper body... and became tangled.

The angry Jiang Ming wanted to scold his mother!Why did you wear it out!

The author has something to say: Hey... When I saw the click, my heart turned cold, and nine out of ten people who wrote a V ran away... It seems that I still can't do it, and my skills are not up to scratch.In the future, I will definitely write an article that no one will abandon!

Go to the corner to shed tears and snot...

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