Raise pigs for a thousand days, use pigs for a lifetime

"Who do you think is going to jump into the river?"

"Nonsense, of course I'm talking about you. Standing on the bridge with a look of death." The man rolled his eyes, and the fat man still smiled.

Take death as home?The fat man was cold and cold, and he had a calm expression on his face, how did he treat death like home? "I didn't want to jump into the river."

"Say you still don't admit it, fat man, come here, seeing you standing by the bridge makes you dizzy." The fat man came over suspiciously, "You know me"

"Who knows a fat man like you." The man's tone was sarcasm.The fat man doesn't care, he hears more ugly words than this, so there is

Immune.

"Didn't you really want to jump into the river just now?"

"No." This person really regarded him as suicide.The man scanned the fat man from head to toe, which made the fat man very uncomfortable, as if

Buddha statues are stripped naked to look at them, even being fat has dignity!Just wanted to get angry.

"It's about 200 kilograms."

"what?"

"I said you weigh 200 kilograms! Why do you grow so much flesh? It's amazing!" The fat man blushed, who would want to grow so much flesh.

"225 kg," the fat man whispered.

"Tsk tsk, it's not easy, 225 kilograms, 450 catties. If it's a pig, it's enough to kill and eat meat." The man said mockingly.

"You..." The fat man was so angry that he couldn't speak. How can someone be so hurt?

Bi, the fat man wished he could kill him with one bite, and kill him to eat meat?Kill you first!

"Here, this is the VIP of our fitness club, lose weight, your body won't be able to bear it if you continue to gain weight like this."

The fat man was stunned and took the card "Devil Fitness" metal VIP card. After a layer of gold powder, it looked very precious.The fat man put it carefully

In your pocket.man laughing

"That's fake."

"Huh?" The fat man didn't understand.

"I said the card was not gold, so it was coated with gold powder." The man smiled and looked at the fat man.

"I know, I'm afraid of losing it, it's very precious."

The man rubbed his nose, "It's okay, come if you have time, my name is Jiang Ming, what about you? Don't you just call him Fatty?" He deliberately teased him.

"Ning Xin"

When I got home, the fat man changed his clothes, lay on the bed, looked at the small card in his hand, the devil fitness, hehe, I didn’t know that he could really become a devil

Ghost figure.Put the card away and go again when you are free.

The boss saw the fat man at work the next day and didn't say anything, but the fat man still told the boss the reason why he didn't come.

It was wrong not to come anyway.

The workers didn't mention about yesterday's KTV when they saw Fatty.In fact, the fat man is very good at singing, his voice is sonorous and powerful, especially for men, it may have something to do with his fat, after all, he is fat and full of confidence!My younger brother always said that he sang well, even better than stars.Fatty will hum when he is free, but Fatty has no interest in going to KTV. A group of people are scrambling for the microphone and howling. It is a kind of harm to the ears, so Fatty doesn't care about being left behind by them. , pretending not to know.

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"Hey, Mu Gan, today I saw a fat man, the super fat one, guess how much it weighs?" Jiang Ming put down his coffee and looked up excitedly.

Man shouting during exercise.

"300 pounds?"

"Cut, guess bigger."

"Could it be 400 catties?" Mu Gan asked doubtfully

"450! 450!, you didn't see it, it's such a big lump! I think he's tired from walking."

Mu Gan stopped exercising and wiped his sweat with a towel, "That's really fat."

"Yes, yes, standing by the bridge by such a fat person, I thought he was going to jump into the river. If I was so fat, I would definitely die."

"Ha ha."

"By the way, I also gave him a gold card from the club, so he can lose weight when he is free."

"En" Mu Gan changed back into his suit and came out, "Xiao Ming, why don't you answer his phone?

"Get out, how many times have I told you, don't call me Xiao Ming, I'm still Xiaohong!" Jiang Ming showed his teeth and claws.

"Don't interrupt, I don't want to take care of your affairs, but you have already affected my life." Mu Gan straightened his tie.

"Affecting your life? What do you mean?"

"You don't answer his call, he called my cell phone. You are not a child anymore, think about it, your business is not the same

Every day or two, uncles and aunts also know, so don't do anything you regret. "

"Ah, ah, ah, I see, go home and be with your wife, I will take care of my affairs." Mu Gan glanced at him, picked up his bag

go away.

"Ah!" Jiang Ming yelled while sitting on the treadmill, it was so fucking disturbing! It was all said to be over, and he was still pestering me, what's the point?return

Have the face to call Mu Gan's mobile phone.Hmph, I really thought I had to have him, it was so funny, I took out my phone and searched halfway through the address book.

God, find the person who has been blacklisted for calls, and dial "Duddu...Duddu..."

"Hello? Who is it?"

"..."

"...Is it Xiao Ming?"

"Damn, how many times have I told my mother, don't call me Xiao Ming!"

"You...don't hang up, little...Jiang Ming, I was wrong, can you forgive me?"

"……Is this interesting?"

"what?"

"I said, are you interesting? What you said at the time was so terrific, and now you are messing with this, just for fun? Zhang Qikai, I don't have time to play with you.

Don't call Mu Gan if you have nothing to do, you don't know if it will affect the relationship between husband and wife. "

"No, Xiao Ming, listen to me..."

"Fuck, call again!"

"Jiang Ming, I was really wrong, I know you still love me, after all we have been together for so many years, haven't we?"

"You still have the nerve to say it? Didn't I give you a chance? The first time I can be you for a moment of confusion, the second time I can be your wine

After sex, repeat again and again, what the hell do you think I am?It's up to you, what do you think you are?I

I just called you to tell you to stop bothering me, don't say anything else, I don't want to hear it. "

Hang up the phone. "Bang" on the sofa, fucking angry for that bitch again, it's so fucking worthless, what he said was so unfeeling at the beginning, and now he's pestering him again, I don't know what he thinks.

The author has something to say: Our irascible Mr. Shou comes on stage and spreads flowers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~