Raise pigs for a thousand days, use pigs for a lifetime

"Xiao Ming, come out for a drink with me." Xie Qiang's flat voice came lazily from the microphone.

"Fuck. Your uncle, you won't let me have a safe life in the new year?!" Jiang Ming jumped angrily, and immediately wanted to hang up the phone.

"Don't...don't hang up, Qikai has gone home."

"..."

"No matter how I kept him, he didn't stay..."

"Hmph..." Jiang Ming regained his balance. It seems that he is not the only poor person...

"Come out, ah~ Seeing that we've been playing together for so many years, it's still a kid, right?"

Originally, I didn't mention this, Jiang Ming could still think about it, but once he said it, he immediately rejected it!Fuck the little girl!It's unlucky for whoever's mother made a child with him!Just about to hang up.

"Ming... It's so lonely to spend the New Year alone..."

Looking at Xie Qiang, who was devouring the dumplings like he hadn't eaten in hundreds of years, Jiang Ming sighed with his forehead, he has the heart of a bodhisattva~

Play back to just now... "Ming... It's so lonely to celebrate the New Year alone..." Jiang Ming was taken aback by the vicissitudes of life with a magnetic and somewhat choked male voice, and then said in a strange way, "Then come to me, just me and Fatty..." Before he finished speaking, the phone hung up. After 3 minutes, the door rang...Jiang Ming almost bit off his tongue in shock!Good boy, premeditated!

Depend on!Turn your phone to vibrate, let you call me again!

While eating the dumplings, Xie Qiang praised the fat man for his virtuousness, and praised the fat man for being refreshed, smiling so much that he couldn't see his teeth, he didn't pay attention to the dumplings, they were all eaten up...

After eating and drinking, Xie Qiang looked like a gentleman, sitting on the sofa, picking his teeth with a toothpick...

Fatty looked at the only two dumplings left on the plate? !Deformed... The two of Jiang Mingbao's are a fan and a steamed stuffed bun.Eat it... the taste is not bad.

Sitting opposite Xie Qiang, Jiang Ming was so angry that his teeth were itching~ why didn't he stick to his thoughts, let this old boy take advantage of his loopholes, this time he took the warning, no matter what he begged next time, he would not live or die promise!

"Hey, Jiang Ming, to be honest, Fatty is really good, following him, you are enjoying yourself!"

"Fuck!" At first, I was worried that I couldn't find an excuse to drive him away, but this time it was fine, and he came to the door by himself, Jiang Ming jumped three feet high, and actually said that he followed the fat man? !After all, the fat man followed him!

Xie Qiang greeted Jiang Ming's fist, and at the same time shouted to the fat man who cleaned up the leftovers in the kitchen.

"Fatty~! Take advantage of your weight! Suppress... him! Fuck, my eyes..." Xie Qiang covered the eyes that were thrown up by Jiang Ming's punch, and burst into tears...

Finally, the scum was successfully pushed out of the door by Jiang Ming.Jiang Ming leaned against the door, rubbing his chin that was bruised by Xie Qiang, screaming in pain.

Fatty didn't understand why at all... He simply ignored them and let them play around.Cleaned up the kitchen, untied the apron, and saw that Jiang Ming was still watching TV in the living room.

"Hey, go out and set off the fireworks."

"Hey, wait for me, get dressed." Jiang Ming is like a child, his love for fireworks is comparable to the land of fireworks...

The fat man also went back to his room and put on a down jacket and came out. It was only after 10 o'clock, and there were not too many people setting off firecrackers and fireworks. Generally, people only started to set off firecrackers and fireworks from 11 o'clock to 12 o'clock.

The two carried a pile of various firecrackers and fireworks.Put it in the parking lot downstairs.Usually, the place is full of cars, but after the Chinese New Year, everyone went home and the cars drove away, leaving only Jiang Ming's sports car covered in snow.I heard that the car costs more than 100 million. Just listening to it, the fat man is in pain...

I went to the open space to classify the fireworks and firecrackers. The fireworks were all arranged in a row, and the firecrackers were also hung in a row from head to toe.Jiang Ming took out the lighter and smoked.Lighted it, took a deep breath, and walked towards the firecrackers.

"Hey, Fatty, stay away, I'll hit you later."

The fat man laughed, when did he not set off the firecrackers himself, and he was afraid of being hit by them?I was afraid that Jiang Ming would be bumped...

"Hiss..." Jiang Ming ran towards the fat man after pointing his legs, and the sound rang in the middle of the run.

"Pa la pa la..." Jiang Ming was so frightened that he staggered, slipped on the snow, and fell gloriously on the ground.

"Hahaha..." Fatty couldn't help laughing seeing Jiang Ming's embarrassed look.Jiang Ming was so angry that he didn't even want to get up... He was lying on the ground motionless in a dead body shape.

"Hey... hello? Jiang Ming, are you okay!" The sound of firecrackers was deafening, Jiang Ming didn't hear the howling of the fat man, he was still dead... The fat man was scared, and he was so fragile that he couldn't get up after falling. up?Walk over and pat Jiang Ming.

Jiang Ming was taken aback, and snickered in his heart... stretched out his hand, grabbed the fat man's sleeve, and pulled it hard.The fat man was taken aback, his feet slipped, bang!It fell on Jiang Ming.

“Ow~~~~~~~~~”

The firecrackers had just finished setting off, only to hear Young Master Jiang's high-pitched and distant voice, and the snow fell from the trees in shock... Fatty got up quickly and helped Jiang Ming up by the way.

Jiang Ming looked internally injured, clutching his chest... Cough, it really isn't easy to be a bad guy.

Jiang Ming, who was crushed into internal injuries, was not in the mood to set off fireworks anymore. He sat on the steps beside him and watched the fat man light up the fireworks one by one.

"..."

"..."

"Damn it, I'll go look for him tomorrow, and he didn't even release any of the tattered fireworks he sells!" Jiang Ming angrily kicked a few lumps of fireworks away.

The fat man looked at him amusedly, that's all right, the fireworks can't be set off, let's go back and wash up and sleep.

Suddenly... "嗖~~~~~~~~~铛!" A gorgeous purple-red firework exploded in the sky... This firework seemed to have been whistled, and then all kinds of colorful fireworks bloomed one after another in the sky. The dark night sky!Of course, this can't be the fireworks that Jiang Ming bought, it's just that it's time to set off the fireworks...

The two of them sat quietly on the steps, watching the fireworks one after another in the sky~ It was so gorgeous that people didn't know where to look.Those who look up are almost suffering from spinal problems...

"Hey, Fatty, it feels good to celebrate the New Year with me..."

"...En." In addition to calling a hungry wolf to eat up the dumplings, and buying a bunch of fireworks that can't be set off... everything else seems to be pretty good.Of course, the fat man would not dare to say this, after he finished speaking, Jiang Ming probably started to scold his mother again!

After watching for a long time, until the two of them couldn't lower their heads because they didn't want to watch, Jiang Ming decided to go back to sleep.

Take the elevator... enter the house, the room is still warm, take off the heavy coat, pour a cup of hot water, what a beautiful day!On the TV, a group of people were still performing skits. Jiang Ming didn't like watching skits very much. He always felt that those actors were just entertaining himself and fooling the public. But if you look carefully...it's not bad to be fooled.

"Hey, there are so many missed calls, who is calling at this late hour?

"Xiao Ming! Xiao Ming! Mu Gan is gone!" The voice of the person on the phone was trembling, choked up and unable to speak.

"Qi Tian, ​​what's going on? Tell me slowly!" Jiang Ming stood up in shock.

"Three hours ago, he answered a phone call. After answering, his expression was not good. He went out for a while, but he still hasn't come back. When he called him, no one answered the first time, and the phone was turned off the second time! "

"Have you called the police?"

"The police said...you have to wait 30 hours before calling the police, but...but, I'm afraid..."

"Okay, don't worry, I'll go right away."

The author has something to say: Regarding addressing issues... If you have a relative, ask for a name... In fact, what you call me is just a cloud, and I will agree to call you whatever you call me.But since we said it, let’s give a few Dao Dao, Dao Jun, Dao Zi, Dao Da...

(PS: Don’t call that Mr. Killing Zhu...how cruel we look...)

In the end, that sentence...you know...↖(^ω^)↗

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