marrying a bride is old

更新时间2010-3-1418:29:31字数：2817

Sitting in the carriage, staggering through the whole morning, Yelang's head hurts from shaking, which made him very suspicious. A body that does not get motion sickness, plane sickness, or seasickness, but in ancient times, it first fainted with light work , and now fainted on the carriage again.

Fortunately, the place where the carriage passed by happened to come to a flat land with a wide view, and a small river flowing next to it, covered with green grass, was truly beautiful.It happened to be lunch time, and against Nangong Lingfeng's proposal, everyone got out of the carriage and enjoyed lunch while admiring the scenery.

"Wow, it's delicious. Where did it come from?" Nangong Lingfeng took a mouthful and asked in a low voice.

Ye Lang admired him very much. Under such circumstances, he could still speak so clearly.

Uncle Zhong explained: "Young master forgot, the third young master owes you a wedding present. This is it, it was delivered this morning."

"Third brother, it's so good!" Nangong Lingfeng sighed while eating, "It must be a lot, enough for us to eat all the way to Jinling."

"It's enough for now." Uncle Zhong broke Nangong Lingfeng's fantasy very shamelessly.This kind of thing has to be done as soon as possible, otherwise when the time comes, if you can't get it out, it will become him who stole it.

"Ah!" Nangong Lingfeng pouted dissatisfiedly, "Third brother, you're so bad! Hmph!"

...＞﹏＜...Who dares to say that turning a book is faster than turning a face!

Nangong Lingfeng is not born to keep sorrows in his heart, he has already forgotten the problem of not having enough food, looking at the blue sky, green grass, and the winding stream, He ran to the edge of the stream and shouted happily: "The water is so clear, come and catch the fish!"

Putting on a knowledgeable look, Xuege walked up to Nangong Lingfeng: "Young master, if the water is clear, there will be no fish." As soon as she finished speaking, she saw a group of fish, wagging their tails leisurely, swimming past her two eyelids ... Xue Ge closed her mouth in a timely manner, and hurriedly changed the subject to Nangong Lingfeng: "Master, I will ask Archie to go down and catch some fish for you, try something new, how about it?"

"Okay!" Nangong Lingfeng was really fooled, and urged with a smile: "Hurry up, they are going to be gone."

Archie murmured in his heart: "Ms. Snow, why did you get me involved in the trouble you caused?" But in face, he didn't dare to get angry, and was about to take off his shoes and socks, but was held back by Xuemeng.

"I said handsome guy, why did you let Archie go? You forgot that you are also a man now." Xue Meng raised her voice.

Revenge, naked revenge!

Xue Ge stared at Xue Meng unwillingly, didn't she just make her look ugly?As for this?Hmph, go down as soon as you go down, it's not like you haven't done it before.

He took off his shoes and socks handsomely, lifted his hem and fixed it in his belt, Xuege jumped down the stream without saying a word, and under the command of Nangong Lingfeng, he flopped and caught fish.

Seeing this, Uncle Zhong quickly greeted Mama Zhong, and the two of them went to the nearby hillside to pick up some dry branches, while Ye Lang leaned against the shaft of the carriage, looking at everyone without saying a word, his eyes sparkling.

"Caught it, caught it!"

Seeing that Xuege finally caught the fish, Nangong Lingfeng jumped up and down happily. At this moment, Xuemeng poured a ladle of cold water just right, and she said, "Whoever catches it will take it away. I won't interfere."

All of a sudden, even Xuege couldn't laugh anymore.Looking at the audience, apart from Xuemeng, is there any other suitable candidate for this cook?

Nangong Lingfeng's begging eyes turned to Ye Lang. Mr. Xianggong has also made delicious food, so he should know how to do it, right?Ye Lang shook his head repeatedly when he saw it, fish, he really doesn't know how to do it.

"Xuemeng~~" Nangong Lingfeng's most common tactic is to act like a baby.

Before Nangong Lingfeng's operation started, Xuemeng quickly stopped him: "I can do it if you want, I have one condition."

"You speak."

"I disagree!"

The first sentence was Nangong Lingfeng's joyful voice, and the latter sentence was Xue Ge's resolute rejection.Xiao Mian, of course she knew what Xuemeng was calling attention to.Isn't it because she is dissatisfied with her status as an ugly girl and wants to change it?Hmph, with her here, don't even think about it.

Nangong Lingfeng looked at Xuege in surprise, expressing his opinion: "Xuege, I want to eat fish."

"Everyone takes a step back, how about it?" Zhong Bo, who came back from collecting firewood, smoothed things over, his eyes flashed with excitement, "Let's have another game, and the winner will talk. How about it?"

"Okay, okay." Nangong Lingfeng nodded in agreement, "Let's come to the competition and brag!"

"No!" This time it was unanimous, completely denying Nangong Lingfeng's proposal.Just kidding, if Nangong Lingfeng said "I'm very smart", would it be necessary for others to continue?This is a bloody lesson!

"That's better than what?" Nangong Lingfeng was not angry, and continued to look at the crowd excitedly.

"How about telling a bad joke?" Ye Lang jumped off the carriage, joined the conversation loudly, and said a word that everyone had never heard of before.

Nangong Lingfeng frowned, and asked questions on behalf of everyone: "Sir, a joke is a joke, why are you still cold?"

Ye Lang smiled and explained leisurely: "This cold joke is nothing more than a simple joke. Aren't ordinary jokes made to make people laugh? But this cold joke has a humorous meaning in it, but it makes people laugh. cold."

Everyone was attracted by this fresh vocabulary, and murmured and repeated: "Chilling..."

"Yes," Ye Lang found a clean place to sit down, and continued, "I believe you are all smart people, let's start the competition." He took down a big hat, and even Nangong Lingfeng closed it Mouth, silently ran to Ye Lang's side, and sat down next to him.Ye Lang stretched out his arms and took him into his arms, the movements were natural and familiar, only seeing the single person was inexplicably melancholy.

"I'll come first," Xuege thought for a while, and then said first, "Once upon a time, a mosquito bit a person, and the person couldn't stand the itching, so he stretched out his hand to slap the mosquito to death. At this time, the mosquito said : 'I have your blood in my body.'”

"Pfft~~" As soon as Xue Ge finished speaking, there was a series of laughter. In this time and space where blood inheritance is valued, these words are the ones that unfilial sons often say to their fathers in the drama.

The fruitful words of "laughing" make people laugh and laugh out loud, but it also proves Xuege's failure - no one feels cold.

Then Xue Ji, who started the lecture, coughed a few times, cleared her throat, and said unhurriedly: "There is a man who is going to steal a lover, but he is afraid of being discovered, so he finds a friend to meet him under the window. I climbed upstairs to the lover's room. When he and his lover were making love, there was a knock on the door, and the lover's expression changed, saying that his husband had returned. The window jumped down, and the lover went to open the door calmly. Who knew that the door opened, but the man's friend was standing at the door, and he said, "It's raining outside, tell him, I'm waiting in the aisle." he.'"

"Pfft~~" The same effect, the same laughter, proved that Xue Ji was also destined to fail.

Xue Ji was not convinced, and asked: "Don't you feel cold?"

Everyone shook their heads unanimously, and all smiled.

Xueji continued to be unconvinced: "Why don't you feel cold, I already said it's raining!"

...>﹏<... This sentence has the essence of a cold joke.

In a blink of an eye it was Xuechen's turn, she shook her head, but instead of telling a joke, she said:

"I still prefer the role arranged by Mr. Ye. I believe you will not compete with me, so I will not participate."

One retired, and finally came to the order of Xuemeng. She slowly said: "A group of people are singing, and some of them keep singing out of tune, which angered the other person. That person shouted: 'Stupid, let me do it. I'll show you,' and he sang it five times and it was still out of tune, and he said, 'See? That's what you just sang.'"

After the words fell, those who understood smiled knowingly, but it was still a joke.

"It's my turn." Ye Lang straightened his voice, ready to go.

Those who heard the words all stared wide-eyed, Nangong Lingfeng asked again on behalf of everyone: "Sir, do you want to participate too?"

"Of course," Ye Lang scratched his small nose lovingly, and said loudly, "If I win, you all have to listen to my arrangement."

Uncle Archie was the first to agree, since they had nothing to lose anyway, and the other four girls also wanted to see it, and nodded one after another.So Ye Lang started his first cold joke after time travel: "Two dogs are arguing, do you know what they are arguing about?"

"I know." Nangong Lingfeng raised his face excitedly, "He must be robbing the bitch."

"...Did I say that those are two male dogs?"

"Hmm... ah, I see. I'm grabbing bones." Nangong Lingfeng blinked triumphantly.

"Could it be that one dog snatched another dog's territory?" Uncle Zhong also speculated.

"I think it's mostly bone grabbing."

…………

Suddenly, opinions were divided.

No matter how others guessed, Ye Lang always looked leisurely.After everyone had said what was in their hearts, they all stopped, looked at him, and waited for his answer. Then he said unhurriedly: "What is the content of the two dogs' quarrel?" Yes: woof woof, woof woof..."

It seemed that a gust of cold wind swept over everyone's hearts, making people shiver uncontrollably, and it was really cold.