Bright moon out of Tianshan

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When I was seven years old, my elder brother Tiantian came back from the border, and he was accompanied by his brother Huang who was going to pick him up.

Brother Meng Xin and a group of ministers took me to meet them outside the city. The two got off the boat. I saw the legendary brother Tiantian who was good at fighting.He is so pretty, with a red phoenix on his face.I heard that he often played with me when I was a child, but I can't remember it at all.

I kept looking at him, and Brother Meng Xin said beside me: "Call brother quickly." Before I opened my mouth to call him, he ran over and picked me up, and threw me into the sky, I was so scared that I screamed, Then I fell into his arms again, and I realized that he was playing with me. It was so exciting!Really enjoyable!I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, do it again!"

Then my brother threw me again, and again, seven or eight times in a row. I laughed happily, and the emperor looked very unhappy: "He is so big, it is very difficult to throw. You have walked all the way. Not tired? Let's go back and have a rest first."

Brother Huang is so annoying!I glanced at him, ignored him, turned around and hugged Brother Tiantian's neck: "Brother, I will take you back. I wrote a lot of words and drew a lot of pictures. Brother Huang told me about you fighting at the border. , I drew them all, and I want you to see if they look like them."

My brother's eyes lit up: "Really? My Che'er is really smart and capable. He can write and draw. Let's go, brother to show you."

Brother Tiantian took me into the car, and Brother Huang, who was chattering with the ministers, also quickly pushed aside the ministers and squeezed up, the three of us crowded together.Brother Huang asked me to sit on him, but I didn't like him, I like Brother Tiantian whom I just met.I sat on my brother and remembered one thing: "Brother, where do you live? Can you live with me at night? My bed is big and soft enough for the two of us to sleep."

My brother was very happy and readily agreed to me: "Okay, I'll live with Che'er, and I'll tell you a story at night."

Then Brother Huang's face turned dark, I ignored him, he remained dark until after dinner, I heard him whisper to Brother Tiantian: "Let Che'er sleep by himself, he is not young now, we can't let him sleep." Get used to it, you sleep with me at night. I'm afraid you'll be tired, I endured it all the way, now this little bastard..."

As soon as I heard that, I was not happy anymore, so I jumped and rushed over: "No, no, no, no! I'm only seven years old, and Brother Huang is much older than me! You should sleep by yourself!"

Brother Huang stared at me, wanting to lose his temper.When I saw it, I burst into tears as soon as I grinned. I thought Brother Tiantian would favor me.Sure enough, my brother ran over in a hurry, and I continued to cry, rubbing my snot and tears on his shoulders, and my brother quickly coaxed me: "Okay, okay, brother is sleeping with Che'er, brother promised to tell stories to Che'er, let's ignore it Your brother!"

So I won. Under the angry eyes of Brother Huang, my brother followed me back to my room.

The stories my brother told were very nice. There were grasslands and wars. He also said that when I grew up, he would take me to see them.I still wanted to hear it the next day, so I kept pestering my brother, even at night, and on the third day, I was still pestering.

Then Brother Huang's face became more and more ugly, even though I was young, I could see that his eyebrows were raised and his eyes lowered, so I ignored him!With my brother protecting me, he dared not do anything.

During dinner, I heard Brother Huang and Brother say: "Tomorrow Huanhuan will marry a daughter-in-law, and she will be in Liting Biye. When I get off, we will go over together."

Brother said: "Didn't you say you want to marry a daughter-in-law a long time ago? Why do you marry tomorrow?"

Brother Huang said: "I asked him to wait for you to come back before marrying. If you don't come back, he will not be allowed to marry for the rest of his life."

The elder brother was surprised: "What does it have to do with Huanhuan marrying a wife if I come back?"

Brother Huang said: "It doesn't matter, if I say there is a relationship, then there is a relationship."

The elder brother ignored him and started eating.The palace servant next to him wanted to come over to serve him, but the emperor refused to let him, and the emperor peeled the prawns for him. I said, "Emperor brother, I want to eat too."

Brother Huang also stripped two of them for me, and said, "Oh, I need to serve both of them."

The elder brother glanced at him: "Do you feel wronged by serving us? Then who do you want to serve?" Brother Huang stopped talking.

I said: "Brother Huang, I will also go tomorrow when Brother Huanhuan gets married. I will see how the wife is married, and I will marry one later."

Brother Huang said: "You are obedient, sleep by yourself tonight, and I will take you there tomorrow." Brother Tian Tian laughed: "Who does Che'er want to marry?"

He looks so pretty when he smiles, and I said, "I want to marry Brother Tian Tian, ​​who can accompany me every day and tell me stories."

Then "crash", Brother Huang threw a bowl viciously, and the rice spilled all over the floor.I saw that his face was really ugly, and I burst into tears, I was just playing tricks on him, I don't believe that my brother doesn't favor me.Sure enough, my brother stopped eating, and ran over to hug me again: "Che'er doesn't cry! Look at you, you are an ignorant child, just say a few words casually, why are you serious?"

I said, "That's right! You dropped all the bowls, and you always teach me a lesson. Who knows that every piece of food on the plate is hard work. Look at how much rice is in your bowl, and you dropped it all at once!"

Brother Tiantian hid his face on my shoulder and secretly laughed.Brother Huang was very angry, got up and went out.

In the evening, I dragged my elder brother back to the room. My elder brother looked at me in a difficult way and said, "Che'er, your imperial brother is really angry this time, and he hasn't eaten yet. I'll go and see him, and I'll come over later and give you a meal." Tell a story." I reluctantly let him go, and after a while I didn't see him coming back, I lived very close to the emperor's brother, so I quietly got out of bed, avoiding those winking palace ladies and eunuchs, and sneaked to Outside the emperor's bedroom.

I dodged over and approached his bedroom quietly, I could vaguely hear them talking, and I heard Brother Huang say: "If you keep ignoring me like this, I won't go to court tomorrow!"

snort!Even when he is in the court, he will be distracted. He doesn't know where he has drifted to. I have seen it several times. Who is it to scare!Sure enough, my brother was not afraid of him: "What do you care about me if you go to court? The world belongs to your Gao family, not mine, so you just don't care! Oh, what are you doing? It hurts! Gao Huai , you have to retire early tomorrow, and you have to rush to Liting Biye, don't make trouble..."

I was anxious when I heard that Brother Huang must be bullying elder brother, so I bravely rushed in and shouted: "Brother Huang, you can't bully Tiantian!"

Then I saw Brother Huang turned his head to look at me in a panic, brother Tiantian was pressed on the bed by him, his hair was messed up, I grinned and started crying again.If the two of them really turned against each other and got into a fight, who should I follow?What can I do if you don't care about me in the end?

As a result, my elder brother quickly pushed away the emperor, and ran over to hug me: "Che'er, your emperor is joking with me, you are not bullying me, don't be afraid, go, I will take you to sleep. Why don't you wear clothes?" Shoes? It’s so cold, you’re not allowed to run around without shoes in the future!”

I managed to get my brother back, so I don't care how black my brother's face is, he must also want to listen to the story at night, and I have to wait until I've heard enough before it's his turn.

The next day, the three of us squeezed into the same car to go to Liting Biye. Liting Biye took me there several times. It was a very interesting place, with a big lake and boats in it.There are several brothers there, all of whom are very funny, and they also said that they will teach me to fight with others.Brother Huang just said that it is enough for him to teach. It turns out that he often fights with others.

Brother Tiantian was very happy to see those brothers and the brother who was going to be the bridegroom officer.I kept talking non-stop, and I couldn't care less about pestering my brother anymore, because there is a sister who is very beautiful. My brother looked at her, his eyes straightened, and said, "Sister Linglong!"

The elder brother of the hall master said: "It's not the fourth hall master, but it looks very similar to the fourth hall master. It's a girl from the chief hall master's hometown. Her parents are gone. We also brought her back because we saw her resemblance. The hall master is very happy, let us treat her well." The elder sister was very gentle and seemed to like me very much, so I went to pester that elder sister, and she said that she would show me the bride later, before the groom. I've seen it and it's Brother Huanhuan's.

Then my brother kept looking at us, Brother Huang looked unhappy again, with a sullen face, but no one could tell except me.

They sat together during the meal, my sister and I sat together, I saw a lot of people respecting my brother and brother Huang's wine, my brother didn't get drunk after drinking a lot, he said he practiced at the border.But Brother Huang got drunk after a few strokes.They wanted to help him to rest, but he didn't go, grabbed the front of the elder brother's clothes, and kept babbling: "He treats me badly, your brother treats me badly, hall master, you have to make the decision for me!" Look at his poor wine!

The elder brother was so angry that his face was red, and he went up to tear the emperor away, and the emperor leaned against him.

The elder brother of the hall master saw that he was snickering, but held back: "Why did you sue me here? I really can't control this. Don't you Dongqi have a Dali Temple? Go to the Dali Temple Qing to sue him! "

My brother stopped drinking and didn't eat any food. He brought Brother Huang and me back early, saying that he was completely humiliated.I find it strange that it is Brother Huang who is ashamed, not him.But seeing that he was very unhappy, I didn't dare to ask more questions, so I followed them into the car.

On the way, Brother Huang occupied my elder brother, and I couldn't get to the side, so I had to watch helplessly from the side.Brother Huang leaned on his elder brother's shoulder, grabbed his clothes, and kept babbling: "Why do you treat me like this? I have been looking forward to your return, why?"

This time, if my elder brother remained silent, he must have been frightened and didn't know what to say.I saw that Brother Huang was suffering, and I was also afraid. I couldn’t live without Brother Huang, so I would be more generous: "Brother Huang, how about the three of us sleep together tonight, and I will sleep in the middle, and you can tell me stories too." listen."

Brother Huang stared at me fiercely, still looking uncomfortable, and then squeezed his face to the base of brother's neck.I had no choice but to go on saying: "Brother Huang, I've heard enough stories, I don't want to listen to them anymore, I'm going to sleep by myself. You will listen to the story tonight, and you will be fine once you hear the story."

As a result, Brother Huang quickly turned his head to look at me: "Okay, Che'er must keep his word!"

Brother Tiantian was very angry: "You pretend to be you, it's not too embarrassing!"

At night, I sleep by myself, alas, the long night is lonely, and the lonely pillow is hard to sleep!But thinking of the uncomfortable look of Brother Huang, I had no choice but to bear it by myself.

With my brother, life will be different from now on.My brother is very interesting. He can teach me horseback riding and archery, the art of war, and take me to play in the barracks.He also gave me pointers on my homework.Forget it, he will teach me how to be a master of Qi.The Taifu asked me to answer: "Open the window to look at the moon." I didn't answer, so I came to ask my brother at night, and my brother said: "Close the door and beat the dog!" The next day I went to tell the Taifu, and the Taifu's face was blue .

The Taifu asked me to fill in a simple word "Bu Suanzi", but I couldn't fill it out. My brother filled it out for me: "I live in the south of the Yangtze River, and you live in the north of the Yangtze River. The river is full of crabs crawling wildly, pinching our legs! Shaking and shaking If you don’t drive, quickly find a scapegoat. Use your hands and feet to climb ashore and never get wet again!”

This time the Taifu was completely angry, and he sued the emperor's brother.Brother Huang scolded the two of us in front of the Taifu: "You are not allowed to mess around anymore, and teach us a lesson together!" But I saw that he wanted to laugh all the time, but he insisted on holding it back.This air is placed, for fear that others will not know that he is the emperor.

As I grew up slowly, I realized that my brother was indeed messing around. It turned out that he was often angry with his wife like this when he was young. It turned out that he was really not a good person when he was young.

When I was 12 years old, Beiyan had a dispute with me in the border area of ​​Dongqi, and my brother went there with soldiers, and he went there for half a year.For the past six months, Brother Huang has been wandering around in his bedroom without sleeping.I thought he was pitiful, so I went over to comfort him: "Brother Huang, Brother Tiantian will be fine, don't worry."

Brother Huang grabbed my shoulder and shook me a few times, which made me dizzy: "Che'er, you should ascend the throne and become emperor! Brother Huang is getting old and really can't do it anymore. This time your brother won't let me go, saying If you can't easily conquer by yourself, when I become the Supreme Emperor, let me go with you. So you should be the emperor."

I said: "Brother said I was still young, and told you to last for another two years, I heard it all."

Brother Huang said: "He is talking nonsense! You are not young, but he just can't see me being idle. It is recorded in history books that some people become emperors at the age of one."

I said, "Then how many days has he been in office?"

Brother Huang stopped talking, just sighed.

Brother Tiantian came back half a year later, looking very happy, saying that he had driven Beiyan to Changbai Mountain in the Kanto region, and had made an agreement with Beiyan's emperor not to invade the border in the future.He also brought back two old ginseng from Changbai Mountain to the emperor, saying that he dug them himself.I don't know when he learned to dig ginseng, but he must have bought it for money.But Brother Huang was so happy that he didn't expose him, he grabbed the two old ginseng and was reluctant to let go, with tears in his eyes, look at his promise!He also took the opportunity to repeat the old story with his elder brother, asking to enjoy Qingfu and be the Supreme Emperor.

My brother looked at me up and down for a long time, and I stood there in good order for him to look at me.In the end, the two of them worked hand in hand and pushed me onto the dragon chair.

I, Gao Che, became the new emperor of the Eastern Qi Dynasty, reviewing memorials and dealing with ministers every day.Waking up earlier than chickens and going to bed later than cows, it is hard work to get through this day.But everyone praised me as a generation of Mingjun, a genius of the sky, and said that I was much better than the emperor's brother.Brother Huang was not angry when he heard these rumors, he was still very happy.

The two of them went out madly with peace of mind, and disappeared twice in three days, saying that they went to catch the moon in nine days, went fishing in the East China Sea, and they were extremely happy.Leave me here alone to suffer, grandma!