Make sand sculptures, President!

Secretary Xiang drove the million-dollar luxury car temporarily hijacked by his boss, and circled the high-end villa area three times at a speed of five yards. During the period, he was overtaken by two children riding electric scooters.

In fact, at this time, he wanted to smoke a few cigarettes, to digest some inexplicable emotions in the puffing of clouds like other men.However, Secretary Xiang searched all his pockets, only a neatly folded handkerchief, a spare pen and half a box of business cards, and he pinned his last hope on the silk lying in the palm Seconds later, I was disappointed to find that it was just fibers from the sweater, not tobacco shreds at all.

A professional secretary is the president's mobile locker, and any storage space on the body belongs to the boss.

After a few laps, he raised his wrist to the secretary and looked at the time on the watch. Guessing that Xiaosha must have struggled with himself, he turned the steering wheel and drove back to the familiar door.

Tonight is an opportunity. He is thinking about how to take advantage of this opportunity to set up defenses instead of increasing unwarranted suspicion and erecting higher fences.Xiao Sha always has no airs when getting along with himself in private, and he often jokes with himself, but this does not mean that he is willing to completely open his heart to himself.

Xiaosha always complains to herself when she is in a bad mood, and her chattering mouth always stops suddenly when she is about to tell the secret.When you want to dissect the depths of your heart, you suddenly realize that you don’t want to let the other person know, which makes you feel more unbalanced than keeping your mouth shut at the beginning——

It's not that he is completely defenseless against himself, it's just that he is less defensive than others.Secretary Xiang's teeth are always gritty. He doesn't know whether he should feel lucky. In Mr. Sha's heart, he is different from others, and he is the same as others.

The lights in the downstairs hall were not fully turned off, and the warm ceiling lamp cast a light source on the first step of the wooden stairs, like a little call for those who came back late.Just like that awkward person, occasionally baring his teeth and waving his claws, his heart is full of tenderness.

Putting the smooth wooden handrail on the secretary's hand, he walked step by step towards the heart that had been forcibly torn apart from the armor—he wanted to get in through that crack before the other party successfully repaired itself, and take root with all his might, Brutal branching.

Secretary Xiang was afraid that Xiaosha would always see his clothes and recall the ups and downs of tonight and feel conflicted, so he went back to his room to take a shower and changed into a clean cotton pajamas.Just like the ancient messengers unloading their weapons to meet him, he only used his natural body to face his superior.

"Mr. Sha, I'm coming in."

Secretary Xiang came to Mr. Sha's master bedroom. The door was closed but not locked. He turned the handle slightly.It was unbelievably quiet inside, perhaps because he heard someone coming in, he purposely held his breath and hid.

Walking through the bathroom, Xiang Secretary saw the arched quilt in the middle of the big bed and the obvious human silhouette under the quilt.Xiaosha always lies on the bed, with his butt pouted, and pulls the quilt over his head with both hands, as if refusing to communicate.

"Mr. Sha, come out, it's not good to be bored." Secretary Xiang came to the bed with some helplessness, trying to lift the dark velvet quilt that looked like a canopy.

Xiao Sha never said a word, and fought fiercely with both hands, as if what he held was a grenade with a fuse drawn, which would explode as soon as it was released.The strength of the other party was too great, Xiang secretary bent his waist to almost ninety degrees, his feet were unstable during the long seesaw, and half of his buttocks fell on the bed.

Feeling the depression of the mattress, a hand suddenly stretched out from the airtight quilt, and patted the secretary's thigh accurately, making an extremely crisp sound.

The tight thigh muscles tensed for a few seconds under the attack of the palm, creating an unspeakable tactile sensation. The victim and the perpetrator were briefly paralyzed, and both sides were silent for a moment.

"Bold! Who allowed you to climb into my bed?" Mr. Sha's voice was separated from the quilt, but still revealed annoyance, "There are only two kinds of people who can sleep in my bed, either my lover or my lover, hurry up and give me the right one." I'm going down!"

Xiaosha can't wait to put a big red prohibition sign on the door of the room, which says "Secretaries and scumbags are not allowed to enter".

The secretary accurately grabbed the hand that was trying to quickly retract under the bed, very domineering, and did not give the other party any chance to escape: "It was you who pulled me off forcefully, no matter how hard you tried, it wasn't my intention, it was you who took the initiative." You should invite me."

Well, Xiang Tiange broke into the bedroom of a beautiful single man in the middle of the night and climbed onto the bed to vent his sexual desires, which is an unforgivable crime!Which one do you like more, fried squid or fried chestnuts?Or I will arrange for you immediately, do you think it will work?

Mr. Sha heard this, and finally couldn't help but lifted the quilt, jumped up and stared at the secretary's eyes, and said furiously, "You're twisting the facts with me again here, do you really think I can't do anything about you?"

"Look, you won't come out and scold me until I disobey you." Xiang Secretary squeezed the not slender but fair wrist between his palms flatteringly, causing a burst of electricity that seemed to be there, "Now are you willing to have a good time with me?" Have we talked?"

"It's always been you who refused to communicate with me." Mr. Sha snorted coldly, withdrew his hand forcefully, and quickly put his back behind his back, clinging to the fabric of his pajamas, trying to cool down quickly.

I don’t know if it’s because he’s been in the quilt for a long time, but Mr. Sha’s face now has a faint blush, as if he’s drunk a few cups of fruit wine with more than ten degrees. .

Xiang's secretary's Adam's apple rolled involuntarily, and when he spoke again, his voice was a little hoarse: "I just want you to digest it first, and I also need a little time to calm down and think."

"You are already a polar glacier, why do you want to be cold?" Mr. Xiao Sha glanced at him inexplicably, stretched out his fingers and poked at the outside of the secretary's thigh, "Hey, what about you? Still can't get up?"

Unexpectedly, he lowered his eyes to the secretary, and tugged at the corner of his clothes pitifully: "You can do me a favor, give me a place to lean on, huh?"

"Okay, okay!" Xiao Sha, who is over thirty years old, despises the macho man the most, especially when he sees his secretary's sticky appearance, he is very disgusted.

"Is there anything you want to tell me?" Supporting the edge of the bed with the secretary's hand, he moved closer to Xiao Sha who was next to him.

Naturally, the only response to him was the two big nostrils whimpering towards the sky.Mr. Sha is worthy of being Mr. Sha, even the shape of his nostrils is so perfect.

Secretary Xiang, who was non-violent and uncooperative, was not in a hurry, and slowly loaded his nirvana.He took out his mobile phone, clicked into the photo album, and started to play the newly shot "The Boss Chasing the Car" in a loop.

In the video, a man in a suit wears a pain mask, whining and yelling fragments of obscene words outside the car window. The hem of his clothes bulging in the cold wind is his unruly soul, and the distorted expression that challenges the limits of human beings is his contempt. heart.

Oh Shet!Take the bamboo shoots!

Before Xiaosha covered his eyes, he couldn't help pointing at this kind of indiscriminate move. His secretary could become the leader among hooligans even if he didn't make sense, which was really powerless.Xiao Sha always felt that his dignity as a domineering president was rubbed back and forth by the secretary on the ground, and there was not much left, and it was about to disappear at this moment.

"Why did you take a short video of me?" Mr. Sha immediately remembered the unaccounted for. He picked up the pillow on one side and started beating the secretary madly. He wished he had a gas bottle in his hand. "Not only did you eavesdrop on my secrets, but you also filmed me What an embarrassment, did your elbow steal a water pipe from a hardware store one day? It doesn’t matter what it is!”

This video, which should be watermarked "Top Secret" and stamped with a "Never Open" steel stamp, must be buried three feet deep in the geomantic treasure that the secretary's children and grandchildren will never be able to find for generations!

God, if Secretary Xiang posted this kind of paid content on the Internet platform on impulse, the share price of Shadi Group would plummet before the market closed that day, right?His image of Shadiao is so shattered that he can't get it back after several abortions, right?

"I took pictures of you just to leave some chips to communicate with you, in case you don't want to talk to me like just now." Taking advantage of his height, Secretary Xiang raised the phone out of the reach of the other party, and raised his other hand vertically. Raising his index finger, he pressed Mr. Sha who was about to stand up from the bed, "I will delete it when I finish chatting with you."

Xiao Sha, who was pinched by others, looked at the serious secretary with a slumped face and mouth curled up reluctantly.There was a bit of intimidation in the probing eyes of the other party, which made him regain the feeling of being punished by standing in the teacher's office when he was in primary school.

His secretary looked stern, like the director of the moral education department who sneaked on the window sill and peeped every day in middle school.

Mr. Sha glanced at the alarm clock on the bedside table, and put up the leader's airs: "I only give you 10 minutes to do a pre【1】." Then I took the opportunity to steal your mobile phone and quickly deleted the video.

This may be the first president in the world who asks his secretary to make an impromptu report at his bedside in the middle of the night.

Holding the corner of the secretary's mouth in a funny way: "Okay, listen to you."

After finishing speaking, in front of Mr. Sha, he opened his trousers, tied the mobile phone with the elastic band of his underwear, and pushed it down, the action was done in one go.Mr. Sha even saw the thing that was occupying the nest in the crotch move inch by inch.

Ahhhhhhh he's blind he's blind!This secretary is really a bitch!If you want to steal the phone, you have to do wretched things to the secretary. This trick is too... too stinky and shameless!

President Xiaosha gritted his teeth and retracted his claws that were about to move.

"Big white goose cookies..." Secretary Xiang paused intentionally, "Is it your social ID at Station Z?"

Xiaosha raised his eyebrows reflexively when he heard his ID, and was suppressed by him in an instant: "So what? Does the secretary still care about the nickname of the boss?" What kind of laundry detergent do I use to wash my socks, you have to smell it too?

It made me so mad that I almost forgot that Ba always didn't need to wash his socks.

Not annoyed by the secretary, he asked patiently: "Is there any special meaning?"

Facing the secretary's overly enthusiastic and expectant eyes, Xiao Sha was always baffled: "How can you understand my connotation? And this is a random take. On the day of registration, my five-year-old niece snatched my mobile phone and randomly pressed it out." Xiao Sha always talks nonsense with his eyes open, and directly makes the big white goose look like no one.

Secretary Xiang didn't even bother to expose this clumsy acting that was too bad to be on the Shandong Grand Stage [2], so he changed the direction of attack: "You went to Mr. Zhong's today, you must like the culture of Station Z very much, right?"

Mr. Sha's eyelids moved, and he fell silent.During the long silent interval, Secretary Xiang watched his lips open and close several times, and finally said hoarsely: "Yeah, is it against the law to watch sand sculptures? Haven't you broken through it a long time ago? Why do you have to force me?" Laughing at me?"

I thought that Xiaosha would always yell in frustration, but who would have thought that it would be such a distraught and aggrieved look, he hesitated to the secretary, and quickly raised his hand to help the other party's drooping shoulders: "How can I laugh at you?" What about you? Everyone has the right to choose what they like, right?"

Xiaosha always shook the hands on his shoulders, and said in a muffled voice: "Then you are still chasing this question..."

Quickly explained to the secretary: "I just want to tell you that when you want to watch it, you can take out your mobile phone and watch it. With me, you don't have to hide it, just be yourself." Don't be afraid of being misunderstood, Don't be afraid to be slandered, I am willing to protect what you think is worth protecting.

After listening to Mr. Sha, he raised his head in surprise, and saw the seriousness in the secretary's eyes and an emotion that could be interpreted as doting, like a suit with a suitable body temperature draped over himself.

"I'm your secretary, but I'm also your...friend." Partners, partners... the relationship that is more intimate than friends all came to mind at this moment. After deliberating with the secretary for a long time, I finally made a bitter choice A relatively safe distance, "I hope to share your secrets and resonate with your emotions."

"You have always been..." Mr. Sha's voice was very soft, as if he was a little guilty, the ending sound disappeared.

Yes to the secretary, but it seems not.At least Xiaosha found out that he didn't face up to his relationship with Secretary Xiang with 100% sincerity as he treated his friends.Friends should share interests and hobbies. They can chat freely from international politics to historical geography, from financial news debates to various gossips, but they have not shared the most authentic part.

Mr. Xiao Sha has been deliberately hiding the most natural things in front of the secretary. Maybe he didn't realize that the invisible fear stems from the fear of being incomprehensible after being touched by the other party—the disappointment of disappointing the secretary. fear.

However, Secretary Xiang did understand a part of his hesitation so considerately, and gave himself his inexplicable but firm courage without any hesitation.

"I will work hard." Exchange sincerity with sincerity is always the kingly way to get along with others, Mr. Sha made a very solemn promise, "Sing to Tiange."

When Xiaosha always removed the fixed role of "secretary" from his surname, Xiang Tiange had already heard the melody of "Wedding March" one step ahead.From "friend" to "boyfriend", there are only seven strokes and half a second, but it seems that there is a distance that cannot be reached, but human beings will never stop imagining.

"You also went to the scene tonight." Mr. Sha suddenly discovered the blind spot, and immediately launched a counterattack, "What are you going to do?"

"classmate……"

"Don't talk to me about this, you just said that we should be honest and honest when we are friends." Mr. Sha has successfully learned to lift other people's stones and smash others' feet.

Secretary Xiang, who was put together, was still thinking about the reason, but who knew that the other party answered for him very confidently: "You also went to chase UP, right?"

"Ah, yes." Secretary Xiang went down the steps directly.

Xiao Sha always touched him with his shoulder: "Which district do you work in?"

Send nonsense to the secretary: "Study area."

He was very familiar with the business of Station Z and told the secretary a few course videos that ordinary people would faint when they heard it, and Mr. Sha successfully called for help: "You are really boring, and you still have to work on the Internet after work. Self-improvement in university, is it because you think your diploma is not high enough?"

Secretary Xiang just smiled and didn't express his opinion, but he was relieved in his heart: He was really afraid that Xiao Sha would always ask for mutual attention. After all, the honest big white goose has never registered a small account, so there is no need to poke it. Revealed.

"What about you? Is there a UP master you particularly like?" After going around for a while, I still returned to the question that the secretary wanted to know the most.Even though he had found the answer long ago, he just wanted to hear Mr. Sha admit it once.

President Xiaosha immediately felt sleepy tactically, and yawned: "I'm sleepy, I have a chance to tell you."

The secretary who was so angry with the familiar "next time" finally stood up as if resigned to his fate, and was about to leave.

"So, one last question before going to bed." Xiang Secretary coaxed in a tone very much like an emotional liar, "Can I keep the video?"

Mr. Xiaosha immediately threw out his rejection three times: "Do you keep such an ugly thing to ward off evil spirits?"

Smiled to the secretary and said, "It's not ugly, I think it's cute."

SOS!Is his secretary's aesthetics a little deformed?This is cute?He said cute to a 1.8m 30-year-old man?

"You said you would work hard to be friends with me." Pointing to the secretary's crotch, "This is your sincerity."

What's the meaning?Where is the sincerity in what every man has?

Oh, what his secretary meant was the mobile phone, not Chirp... Why did he think of those nonsense things!

Xiao Sha shrank back into the bed in embarrassment and indignation: "I'm asleep, I really want to sleep!"

"good night."

Secretary Xiang pulled Mr. Sha's disheveled head out of the quilt, and tapped the slightly frowning brows of the other party, replacing a lullaby that needed to be hummed in a deep voice.

Xiaosha may never know that the fingertips that touched her brow were kissed tenderly by the secretary before falling, and every coin in the Trevi Fountain [3] should be reverent.

The author says:

[1] pre: presentation, refers to a display or report on a certain topic

【2】Shandong Grand Stage: Shandong Satellite TV's variety show, there have been a lot of ghost material and funny soil stage

[3] Trevi Fountain: Italy's well-known wishing pool, which appeared in "Roman Holiday"

tonight

Secretary Xiang: Mr. Sha, I came in (pointing to the door)

every night thereafter

Secretary Xiang: Mr. Sha, I came in (referring to the back door)