Prison Overlord

She smiled shyly: "I think you really like to drink, so..." She lowered her head and smiled like a colorful Phalaenopsis in the sun, with a happy shyness, she stretched out its delicate wings weakly and carefully .

However, I am not suitable for that kind of warmth, not anymore!I stood up and shouted: "Don't be so fucking self-righteous, okay? I don't like coffee at all, I only like beer. I don't like a spotless house, I just like a mess. Also, I don't like other people's women in front of me Laughing, you never understood me, you just wanted to transform me into what you hoped for selfishly."

Xiaolan looked at me in panic and disbelief. After a long time, she covered her face and ran out. I stood numb and stupid, staring at my distorted face on the glass window in a daze.

The coffee shop was full of people chattering and talking, and I clearly heard someone yelling loudly: "Scum!"

Yes, I am a scumbag, what!So, I strode out like a scumbag, humming a ditty.At the door, I was stopped by a waiter: "Sir, that lady forgot to take her umbrella."

I took the umbrella, shit, the pink lace umbrella I hate the most, grabbed it, and I walked out the door of the coffee shop silently, it was still raining heavily outside, and it was pouring on my face, if I cry now, no one will see Bar.I grabbed the umbrella tightly, the skeleton of the umbrella was embedded in my flesh and blood, it would be great if I could feel the pain.

Losing two important people in one day, is it a tragedy? I took off the ring on my hand and put it on the trash can together with the umbrella.I sat on the bench next to me and insisted on seeing who would pick up the ring and umbrella.

After a while, an old lady who picked up garbage found the umbrella, and immediately held it away as if she had found a treasure. Because she was so happy, she failed to find the priceless ring. In front of a pair of yellow tendon-soled leather shoes.

The man stopped, picked up the ring in his thick hands, he put the ring on his teeth, bit it, grinned the sausage mouth wide open, gave a crazy smile, and then he saw me.

I sneered at him even more madly, the man turned around and ran away, I yelled: "Tram wolf, brat, want to run?"

The Wolf of the Tram ran forward with all his strength, and I chased after him with all my strength. I laughed while chasing, and the Wolf of the Tram ran out of breath: "Crazy, the police are crazy! !"

The kid staggered and fell to the ground, desperately shouting for help to the people next to him, he pointed at me and kept calling: "Help, call 110, this policeman is in charge of perverted murderers, he must be infected He's crazy, help—"

I took out the handcuffs and handcuffed his right hand with my left: "Tram Wolf, you have been arrested, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be used as evidence in court...".

Then, I took Tram Wolf for a week around the city, telling him that it was wrong to harass other people, and it was wrong to harass men.He stared at me with his big wretched eyes, and it was clearly written on his face-you are sick, you are ill, and you can't read the big words. I ignored it and continued to walk the wolf.

I said, "Wolf, I'm doing it for your own good. You see, you're only in your 30s this year."

The wolf said, "No sir, I'm only 25 years old."

"Impossible, do you know how many years in prison it takes to deceive the police?" I kicked him hard and told him to run away.

The wolf rolled and crawled in the muddy water: "Don't scare me, I've been in more prisons than you in trams!"

I suddenly discovered that this wolf is actually quite humorous, um, the feeling of walking a wolf is actually pretty good, I continued to educate him: "Wolf, can't you find a greater goal? It's always like this It's really disgusting to be a wretched wolf, everyone looks at you with disgusting eyes, don't you feel inferior?"

There was a green light in the wolf's eyes, and a look of expectation appeared on his face: "Actually, when I was young, I had great dreams!"

I was suddenly extremely proud that under my painstaking education, the wolf finally regained the normal goals and ideals of his youth.

The wolf said: "My dream when I was young was to have sex with 1 men, of which 3000 I would attack; 3000 I would accept; Record it and apply for Guinness World Records!"

I:"……".

Commissioner of Police, I asked to plug my ears, I heard nothing, amen!

12

12. Tired because of doing too little...

I brought the wolf back to my house that day, and I asked him if he liked light blue towels?He said he liked it, so I gave him the towel, and then I gave him some underwear, some shirts, t-shirts and jeans, all almost new, with a faint fragrance of washing powder, and even now I can't help smelling it My brain went blank for a long time.

Then the wolf interrupted me, saying that the trousers were too small.I glared at him: "Do you know why people always look unwilling when you molested your little brother?"

"Why?" asked the wolf.

"Because you are too fat, when you can wear these pants, the little brothers will be arranged in an S shape, and the handsome men will be arranged in a B shape, from the east end of the city to the west end of the city, waiting for you to be molested." Tell him with certainty that the wolf seemed to understand, and he gave a sound. Seeing his ignorant eyes, he must be thinking about how to line up the B-type team. canvas bag.

I opened the refrigerator and saw that it was full of vegetables and lean meat, so I said, "Wolf, thank me for making a meal. You see, I gave you so many good things."

The wolf said: "May I not want today, I was chased by you for most of the city, I am tired."

I stroked the wolf's shaggy hair thoughtfully: "Wolf, do you know? You are tired because you have done too little!"

Then, the wolf began to wash the vegetables very reluctantly, and I regretted it not long after, because my hands were handcuffed to him, and I had to stand by and watch while he was washing the vegetables. Hush, huh, huh, my eyelids began to get heavy, so I started to sway from side to side, in a haze, I seemed to see Xiaoyi touching my face with wet hands, I smiled at him, and fell on the ground. in his arms.

Xiaoyi easily picked me up and threw me on the sofa, so I started to feel it, my body was so sensitive that his breath brushed by, it made me tremble all over.As soon as Xiaoyi pressed it down, I consciously rubbed it with my □, and suddenly I heard a rough panting in my ear, like a wolf howling, I frowned, feeling a little sick.

But the desire of the body was still surging and clamoring, and he refused to let me go, so I started to reach out and touch him, and shouted in a daze: "Little wing, hug...hug...".

Ugh, it stinks!I opened my eyes suddenly, as if someone had placed dozens of tons of garbage in front of me. I had an upper respiratory tract infection, and I was suffocated and out of breath.

"Shuangshuang, Shuang'er, Shuang...", a rough voice kept yelling, and I saw two sausages slowly pressing towards my lips. Kicked him flying, then turned over to suppress the kid, and punched him hard.

Tram Wolf covered his eyes and yelled: "The police beat someone. The police tried to kill someone and beat him. I want to sue you, and I want to hire a lawyer."

I frowned and smelled the pungent smell on my body, and couldn't help stepping on the sausage mouth that was still opening and closing: "Is it still screaming? Well, it's still screaming!"

When it was released again, the wolf's face seemed to be flattened, the eyes were a little slanted, and the big mouth was a little crooked. It was so ugly that it made people cry. I thought that I was still writhing under him just now... and I started to feel nauseous.

The wolf saw that I was covering my mouth and looked disgusted, and muttered aggrievedly: "You can't blame me, who told you to bark so coquettishly, I was just kind enough to send you to the sofa..."

I raised my leg, and the wolf quickly covered his face. I sneered and stepped on his lifeline, and the wolf began to cover his lower body in pain, and curled up into various shapes on the ground.

I didn't mind it at first, but his expression became more and more distorted, and I burst into tears, so I had to call 120 for an ambulance.So I was photographed by the paparazzi again. I didn’t sleep well that night. In my dream, I dreamed that the title of the next day was—The police attempted to moles the wolf on the tram, trampling down the roots of other people’s descendants!

I asked for leave for a day, but in the end, Lao Zhou called me out at night. He pretended to help me vent. Damn, he and Xiao Jin, two unscrupulous scum, made insinuations and teased me bloody all night. I ordered a song to let me sing to vent my anger.

I was very unhappy at first, but later I felt that it was my brother who understood the pain in my heart. Although I had to sing in the hall, although there were no empty seats in the hall, there were probably dozens of people, but I was alone. I am grateful for their concern for me. Secondly, my singing voice is actually not bad. I was the golden boy of the singing team when I was young.

So I happily jumped onto the stage and saw everyone looking at me in unison. I regained a bit of the feeling of being in the singing team, and for a moment, I thought maybe I could also participate in the "Super Boy" ", "Absolute Man", "Hua'er Duo Duo Duo" and so on, maybe they can make a face for our police chief, and our second uncle and boss won't pick my bones. Thinking of this, the unhappiness in the past few days has slightly eased , I finally had a smile on my face.

The music came on, and I sang: "How many faces, drifting with the flow, what are they looking for? For life. People are running around..."

I feel something is wrong, why are those guys holding their bellies and laughing