I'm really not a writer
Chapter 73
During the summer vacation after graduating from high school, Tohsaka Fuyu received a call from Tanaka Shinya after a long absence.
"Teacher, you're welcome, let's hold a signing event. There's a lot of noise on the forum. Some people have already speculated whether Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke are alone."
How can it be?Didn't you send Osamu Dazai's work to participate in the Akutagawa Prize?
Nobu Tanaka also seemed to know what he was going to say, crying clearly, "Because Osamu Dazai didn't win the final award, everyone thought there was an inside story, woo woo woo, we didn't, we didn't! Tohsaka-sensei, Qiuqiu you Stand up and clarify."
"So who did you award the Akutagawa Award to in the end?" Tohsaka Tou took away Gilgamesh's hand that was always touching his stomach, stood up and glared at him, and walked away with his mobile phone.
"A man named Junichiro Tanizaki, who looks like a child, has also paid the bonus."
Good guy.
Tohsaka Fuyu can even think of a happy scene among the port mafia.
A former cadre of the port mafia failed to be selected for the literary award named after the port mafia's evil dog. Instead, a member of the armed detective agency, who is also an enemy and friend, was selected for the award.
Nice guy, straight up nice guy.
"I'll find a way." Tohsaka Tou hung up the phone and couldn't wait to browse the forum.
818 The little secrets of contemporary writers hot!
0l I am the landlord: Big news!I seem to know the true identity of the writers.
1l: The host can just blow it up, who doesn't know that those few people are not the same except for their writing style, they are low-key and look like a person.
2l I am the landlord: Gua Baozhen, my uncle’s nephew’s aunt’s son has worked in the port mafia for ten years. There was a former cadre there, whose real name was Osamu Dazai. how long.
Disqualification in the world published time jpg
chat history jpg
3l: Si Guoyi, the small bench is squatting :-d
Tohsaka Fuyu just thought it was outrageous.
This post looks like that. If he didn't know the truth, he would have believed it.
It was so interesting that he sat back on the sofa and read on.
Gilgamesh pulled him into his arms and encircled him like a lion taking an oath of ownership. He wrapped his arms around the boy, put his head on his shoulders, and looked at the forum in his hand.
4l I am the landlord: The matter is not over yet. I heard that after Osamu Dazai left his post, the port mafia employees privately handed out a human disqualification. As we all know, the human disqualification is the story of Oba Yozo (Dazai Osamu) and his women, so The port mafia employees suspected that Osamu Dazai had defected because of emotional injuries.
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Disqualification photos in the world jpg
5l: Good guy, I believe it. I made this note. I don’t believe that I haven’t read it carefully. Let’s follow up.
6l: What the host said makes sense, Mr. Dazai must have been hurt, otherwise why would he leave the job?
7l I am the landlord: The matter is very complicated, so I will make a long story short, in a nutshell——
Osamu Dazai likes his disciple Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke likes Dazai Osamu's partner Nakahara Chuya.
Nakahara also likes Mr. Mori.
Mr. Mori Ogai also loves Mr. Dazai deeply.
8l: Good guy, I didn't understand until I read it several times, your circle is really messed up.
9l: Your circle is really chaotic +1
10l: +2
11l: + identity code
12l: Am I the only one who can see that there is no literary work published in Zhongyuan?Why do we Akutagawa like him?
13l: Upstairs Akutagawa Poison Yui?If you can't afford it, don't knock it!Is Chinese also a poet?
14l I am the landlord: If the leader, Mori Ogai, did not love Osamu Dazai deeply, why would he not arrest him after he left office? As we all know, our Yokohama port logistics company is actually a mafia.
15l: +1
16l: It's really knocked out.
17l: So the great writers we admire are actually mafia?
18l: No, Osamu Dazai seems to be a member of the Armed Detective Agency now, he is really a criminal man.
19l: Good guy, the next street in Yokohama.
20l: Find out who is the father.
Tohsaka Fuyu:? ? ?
He didn't want to look any further, it was too outrageous.
Tohsaka Dong has strengthened his belief that it is impossible to lose a horse, and it is impossible to lose a horse in this life. Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu also know that is enough. Mori Ogai and that Akutagawa Ryunosuke look like I just have a bad temper.
still is……
Do not!and many more!
Isn't there a way to have the best of both worlds?
"Hello, Mr. Mori?" Tohsaka Touya dialed Mori Ogai's private number without hesitation.
"It's like this... Do you remember that you owed me a favor in Chapter 2?"
Mori Ogai thought for a while, and found that this was indeed the case. At that time, the port mafia had not yet gained a firm foothold, and the government was vigorously cracking down on the mafia. They had to register an official company on the bright side. Less than a business license.
This business license was obtained with the help of Tohsaka and Tohsaka's family.
At that time, he owed the boy a small favor.
"Why, after so many years, do you remember? Who do you want the Mafia to help you kill?" Mori Ogai's smiling voice came from the receiver, Tohsaka Tou was silent for a while, and finally made his request.
Mori Ogai: ...
"What? Participate in the signing party?"
"Yes, that's it. Please issue an order to let Chuya Nakahara participate in the signing event of Chuya Nakahara, and let Akutagawa participate in the event under the pseudonym of Akutagawa Ryunosuke. It is not a threat of favor, I will give you the port black hand The party injected capital, buy some of your shares."
Yes, he has money ability.
"How much?" Mori Ogai picked up the pen inserted in the pen and wrote and drew on the paper.
"20"
"make a deal!"
Successfully complete the task!After Tohsaka hung up the phone, he thought of Osamu Dazai again. He turned over in the space enclosed by Gilgamesh, and went to find Osamu Dazai's phone number again.
Gilgamesh was dissatisfied with his attitude of always focusing on others, so he took the opportunity to talk to him.
"University to go to the Clock Tower for further study?"
"Yeah." Tohsaka Fuyu looked back, Gilgamesh's body was not hot, and Tohsaka's house also had a magic circle to adjust the temperature, so they didn't feel hot even if they put on it all summer.
Gilgamesh fell silent, and Tohsaka Fuyu noticed the dull feeling coming from him, and realized that the awkward king was angry, so he put down the phone he was about to call Dazai Osamu, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Gilgamesh remained silent.
But Tohsaka Dong somehow understood what he meant, "Jill can go too, and I can have a companion, but I need to wrong the great hero king to condescend."
"Hmph, it's your honor to have this king." Gilgamesh became happy, Tohsaka Tou even felt his non-existent cat ears tremble.
Speaking of Xiao Hei, ah no, it's Old Hei now.
The cat was lazily basking in the sun, and next to it was a white cat, the little beauty he tricked over two years ago, and now they were licking each other, looking like an old couple.
"When we arrive in London, let's raise a lion in the yard. I kind of miss Verne." Tohsaka Dong said to Gilgamesh.
"Huh?" The hero king thought of the scene where the little lion clings to Tohsaka Dong, like a king whose territory has been invaded, "Don't!"
"Okay." Tohsaka Tou temporarily comforted Gilgamesh, and then dialed Dazai Osamu's number. After the long busy tone, Dazai Osamu's healthy voice came.
"Hey! Tohsaka? Wow, do you know that there is a beautiful river here! If you didn't call me, I would jump!"
I don't know if it was because the will of the world gave him a buff back then, but now Osamu Dazai is more keen on committing suicide.
"I have something to ask you." Tohsaka Fuyu said, his cautious appearance made Osamu Dazai serious.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"It's not a big deal..." Tohsaka Tou cleared his throat, and moved away the troubled golden head buried on the side of his neck.
"What are you doing?" Osamu Dazai was alert.
"No... nothing." Tohsaka Dong swallowed his hiss back into his throat, turned his head and saw Gilgamesh's dissatisfied eyes, he laughed angrily, dare to be dissatisfied?He should be the one who is dissatisfied.
He stood up, came to a place far away from Gilgamesh forcefully, rubbed his neck and collarbone that had been sucked red, and said in the same tone as at the beginning: "The publishing house that signed me wants to open a signing Yes, but I can't come forward for some reason."
"You don't want to show up, do you?" Osamu Dazai complained mercilessly.
Tohsaka Fuyu: ...
"You are silent, are you silent?" Dazai Osamu yelled into the phone, the voice was so loud that Tohsaka Fuyu had to move the receiver a little away from his ears.
"Anyway, you need to impersonate Osamu Dazai."
Osamu Dazai: ...
So what's wrong with asking Dazai Osamu to impersonate Dazai Osamu? Everyone will think they are the same person, right?
For example, if he felt that he had some unspeakable secrets back then, no one would believe him even if he stood up and said that he was not, that he was a liar.
"I refuse-"
"I contacted Mr. Mori before and asked Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke to participate in this signing event. It will be very interesting. Have you read the forum?"
Tohsaka Dong interrupted, knowing him for so many years, he has completely figured out Dazai Osamu's character, as long as he finds it interesting, there is no problem.
Anyone who has read the forum can imagine how interesting the day will be.
There was a little noise from the earpiece, the sound of the microphone rubbing against his sleeve, and the sound of fingers pointing on the screen.
It was Dazai Osamu who was browsing the forum, and when these small voices disappeared, Tohsaka Fuyu asked again.
"How about it?"
"I'll do it!" Osamu Dazai didn't want to refuse at all, he had even planned out the day's trouble-making and acting process in his mind, for fear that it might not be exciting enough.
When Tohsaka Fuyu arranged everything and replied to Shinya Tanaka, the editor over there was trembling with excitement. Before he was happy for 2 minutes, he heard the teacher on the other side of the phone say ruthlessly: "I didn't go to the signing event by myself, please Be sure to do it with three people, so as to dispel the rumor that there is actually only one person.”
Why break it?Tanaka Nobu is also about to cry, but he is obviously alone!
"I'm going to study in England soon, and the books I can give you will gradually decrease in the future, Tanaka, try to find someone who can support the Japanese literary world."
Tanaka Nobu also felt for a moment that he shouldered a heavy responsibility, and the Japanese literary world would not be able to do without him. He was slightly stunned, and before he could say anything, the phone was hung up.
Ah this...
Well, since Mr. Tohsaka has made such a decision, to be honest, it is indeed quite reluctant for a magician to be a writer.
It's not that he's overqualified, how should I put it, I always feel that ever since I've seen non-scientific things, I feel that Tohsaka is born there.
Nobuo Tanaka also reported the situation to the club's superiors. It's a pity that the directors booed, but as long as it doesn't affect their money making, this kind of operation is allowed.
"Just once."
"That's it, Jill, do you want to come with me?"
On the day of the event, Tohsaka Tou asked Gilgamesh who was holding the switch and pressing it wildly.
"Uh-huh."
Perfunctory like an elementary school student addicted to video games.
"Okay." Tohsaka Dong was sure that he must not have heard what he just said, and he decided to go by himself.
When the door of Tohsaka's house was closed again and again, Gilgamesh realized that when he chased him, Tohsaka Tou had already tied his high ponytail and was about to use teleportation magic.
"Together?" Tohsaka Tou raised an eyebrow and asked.
Gilgamesh nodded aggrievedly, as if he wasn't the one who just refused.
"Don't play games with the emperor, or you won't go to school with me when you get to the clock tower, just play games with the emperor in the room, and Weber and I will go to school together."
Weber is now a postgraduate student at the Clock Tower. Originally, he was not eligible to stay as a postgraduate student due to his magic aptitude, but Professor Kenneth recommended him and taught him in person.
"It's a holiday now." Gilgamesh argued for his right to play games.
"Okay, okay." Tohsaka Dong has nothing to do with him, "The shadow will lead me to walk until the direction guided by the sun disappears."
He has already used this magic with great proficiency, and when his feet are on the ground, he quickly adds an ignore magic for himself and Gilgamesh.
Under the scorching sun, the place used as the hand-holding booth was crowded, and the crowd in line wrapped the front stage with three layers.
stage?
"Today we have a live interview!" The energetic girl host stood on the stage and warmed up the scene, "Which literary giant do you most want to know about life?"
The audience below looked at each other and shouted tacitly: "Dazai! Dazai! Dazai!"
People who didn't know thought they had come to the concert site.
"Oh~ It seems that Dazai-san who made his debut first received the most welcome, so let's invite Dazai-san to come on stage."
The Girl King moved sideways to make room for the young man with iris-colored hair to stand.
As soon as Osamu Dazai came on stage, there were screams from below, even a little girl screamed, "Mr. Dazai, I like you—"
Osamu Dazai: "Haha, then are you willing to die in love with me?"
Tohsaka Fuyu: ...You are very proficient in your business.
The people below: "Wish—will—"
Such a grand voice still startled Osamu Dazai.
The host came to the rescue in time, "Then it is said that Disqualification in the World is your autobiography, what do you think?"
"Well...not entirely, there are some fabrications."
Tohsaka Dong's eyes were bent when he heard this, Dazai Osamu was always able to tell nonsense.
"Wow——then it's true that Mr. Dazai loves Mr. Akutagawa as guessed in the forum?"
Big guts!
Tohsaka Fuyu couldn't help but like the little girl, warrior, didn't you see that Akutagawa Ryunosuke sitting below was so angry that his face was flushed and he was about to kill someone?
Huh?
and many more?
Flushed?
Tohsaka Fuyu took a few glances and found that something was wrong, something was too wrong, no matter how you looked at this red, he seemed shy, and he looked at Osamu Dazai and tried his best to pretend not to care.
"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, looking as if he wanted to show off, "Actually, what was said on the forum is not entirely correct."
The way he was about to admit it made the people below gasp, even Nakahara stared at his former partner with wide eyes in disbelief, and then got a wink.
Tohsaka Dong had a bad premonition in his heart, always feeling that Osamu Dazai was about to say something amazing.
And Osamu Dazai, a man who never fails to live up to expectations, said:
"I'm still somewhat dissatisfied with everyone's guess that I like Akutagawa." Dazai smiled ambiguously in the direction of Chuya Nakahara, not seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's gloomy expression.
"Actually, I like Nakahara better than Mr. Mori and Akutagawa, but everyone knows that the person he likes is not me..." Osamu Dazai said, and even shed a crocodile tear.
Tohsaka Dong felt numb, and shivered under the scorching sun, this man is really good at acting!
If he lost his horse before today and there was still a way out, then from today onwards, the vest will be welded to him.
Absolutely!right!No!able!Lose!
Nakahara didn't dare to think about what the port mafia would think of him from today onwards, the sight of Ryunosuke Akutagawa would burn him out, dog Denshi!Dazai, wait for me!Telling nonsense requires the consciousness of telling nonsense!
The host did not expect this development, but it was obvious that Osamu Dazai's tears aroused her desire to protect, "Please don't be sad, Mr. Dazai..."
Now, any consolation has become empty, the host began to change the subject.
"Then why Mr. Dazai was not selected for the Akutagawa Prize?"
"I don't want to win an award at all! It's just...it's just that Chuya's eyes are never on me! I heard that Akutagawa became Chuya's subordinate after I left the company, and Chuya still took good care of him. I... "
Osamu Dazai wiped his eyes desperately with his sleeve, although nothing came out, everything was acting, but he just expressed the feeling of tearing.
"Sure enough, people like me should not have expectations for anything. As long as you don't get happiness, it's fine. Strong sadness won't hurt me. I understand, I was born alone."
Tohsaka Fuyu: ...Good guy, have you read your own book?
Kunikida Doppo who was hiding in the crowd broke the pen on the spot: Osamu Dazai is talking nonsense again!
Akutagawa Ryunosuke jumped onto the stage and loudly defended, "Mr. Dazai! It's not what you think, listen to me! I will always—"
Standing at an arm's length away from Osamu Dazai, the way he wanted to say something but dared not say it was faithfully recorded on the big screen.
A sub who loves hard to express.
Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was going to die here today.
Kind of social death.
Tohsaka Fuyu, the instigator, buried his head in Gilgamesh's shoulder and laughed wildly, and got the king's helpless pat on the head.
Osamu Dazai sobbed loudly, interrupting Akutagawa's speech, "Chuya told you to say that, right? I understand, he just doesn't want me to pester me any longer."
Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Nakaya in the audience and laughed "sadly", "I understand, I just need to disappear as a superfluous person."
He said, covering his face with his sleeves, "crying" and galloped away from the stage, with a tragic look from his back.
The host on the stage was dumbfounded;
The audience in the audience was silent;
And Tohsaka Fuyu laughed wildly.
Gilgamesh was a little impatient, he inserted his fingers into Tohsaka Fuyu's, and began to flirtatiously play with the other's slender fingers one by one.
After graduating from the third year of high school, Tohsaka Dong has reached the age where he can receive the marriage certificate, and Gilgamesh's identity problem has long been resolved. Although the secular rules cannot restrain the king, he is full of plans to get a piece of thin paper to tie him down. Then justifiably like this and that.
He held Tohsaka Dong with one hand, while avoiding the crowd with the other, he was rummaging through the king's treasure.
The host finally came to his senses when he was on stage. Fortunately, all the books at the signing event had already been signed, otherwise this event would not be able to go on.
She turned to look at Akutagawa, and asked a question that everyone wanted to ask, "Does Mr. Akutagawa actually like Mr. Dazai?"
"No!" Akutagawa retorted: "You are not allowed to be disrespectful to Mr. Dazai, how can I be worthy of this kind of me?"
Tohsaka Dong was dumbfounded, good guy, so sincere?
Osamu Dazai, an evil man, are you still a thief in this world?
The host was obviously also shocked by this development. She stuttered and looked at the person in charge of the publishing house. Seeing the person in charge wearing glasses pointing at Chuya Nakahara with a look of lovelessness, she made a hurry gesture.
Understood, the meaning of the end of gkd.
"Thank you, Mr. Akutagawa, for your speech. May I ask what you were thinking when you wrote "Rashomon"?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was silent, he did not write the book, but today's book signing is a task assigned by Mr. Mori, and he must complete it.
He has read "Rashomon", and thinks that any protagonist in it is ridiculous, if it is him...in short...just kill him.
"Well written."
"Huh?" The host was stunned and made a meaningless question.
"I think it's well written." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said expressionlessly.
"Oh, oh..." is for you to talk about how you feel when you write, not for you to evaluate how well you write!
hateful!
Is Wenhao such a character?
The lady host changed a card in her hand and thought viciously: No wonder Mr. Dazai doesn't like you!I don't like you either!snort!
"Mr. Nakahara is invited to the stage! Mr. Akutagawa can take his seat, and book fans who want to shake hands can do so!"
Nakahara Chuya appeared on the stage amid the cheers with a dull face, and most of the people who cheered for him were fans of Osamu Dazai.
"Why did Mr. Nakahara create a collection of poems? It is said that the person you like loves your friend, so you created a collection of poems. Is this true?"
After the host asked, he regretted it, because the answer was obvious.
This riding horse is real!
According to Mr. Dazai, he likes Nakahara Chuya, but Nakahara Chuya likes Akutagawa Ryunosuke.
But Ryunosuke Akutagawa remained loyal to Osamu Dazai until his death.
Therefore, the fact that people in the Central Plains also love their friends is established.
"You don't need to say it!" The host girl's face was full of apology, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to poke your sore spot, I understand."
Zhong Yuanzhong also looked terrified: What do you understand?Make it clear!Fake!Don't believe it! ! !
"Then it is said that even if you... like your best friend, you have a good relationship with your friend. Don't you feel uncomfortable?"
Tohsaka Fuyu couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Chuya Nakahara: What exactly did you omit, and what is the point of your omission?
All thoughts were lost, and in line with the purpose of completing the tasks assigned by the leader, he said numbly: "I feel very comfortable, I'm fine."
Book fans: "Hey~~~"
It turns out that Mr. Nakahara likes to be ntr!
Chuya Nakahara: No, no, don't talk nonsense, I'll beat up Dazai later!
"Hahahahaha." Tohsaka Fuyu dared to laugh out loud after walking far away. It was really worth buying 20 shares, and he will always remember today.
"Jill you..."
"Ah."
Gilgamesh responded before Tohsaka Touyuu finished speaking, which sounded extremely perfunctory.
"What's the matter? Are you unhappy?" Tohsaka Tou felt the mood swings from Jill. It didn't look like he was unhappy, but a bit nervous?
"What's wrong? What are you worried about?"
What can worry Jill must be a major event, Tohsaka Fuyu is a little concerned, and decides to ask clearly.
"It's nothing." Gilgamesh avoided talking, quickly took out something from the king's treasure, and put it in Tohsaka Dong's hand.
A bracelet of lapis lazuli, ancient cuneiform inscribed on golden columns separating lapis lazuli beads.
Tohsaka Dong held it up and turned it around to the sun, and the characters on it were connected to the name of Gilgamesh.
Ah, the oath of sovereignty?
He's used to it. This person looks confident and flamboyant, but he's actually quite insecure.
"I'll take it, it's okay."
Tohsaka thought: Anyway, no one can read and understand cuneiform, so it is not particularly shameful.
After saying this, the uneasiness transmitted from Gilgamesh actually became more serious.
Suddenly there was something hard on the ring finger of the grasped hand, which was a little annoying.
Tohsaka Fuyu lifted it up and saw that the gold ring encircled the ring finger, which was just the right size.
After a little thought, he knew what the awkward king wanted to do, so he leaned forward and asked curiously, "And then?"
The king's ear tips suddenly turned red, and even the end of his eyes near the ear tips were also stained red.
Ugh, Jill's shy look is really...
"...Marriage." Gilgamesh whispered.
what?
Tohsaka Dong didn't expect him to be so straightforward, and looked over in shock.
However, it is impossible for Gilgamesh to say it a second time anyway, so what?It's an honor to register with him. Does he need to speak a second time as a king?
"Okay." Tohsaka stopped a taxi, opened the door, and pushed Gilgamesh in first, "Go now."
"what?"
Tohsaka Dong opened the king's treasure and took out, and soon found another ring that was placed in a prominent position by Gilgamesh.
"That's what you've been waiting for, right?" Tohsaka Tou pinched the ring with three fingers, and the other hand grabbed Gilgamesh's cool fingertips.
Put it on slowly, lightly and carefully.
"Was it made at a funeral? The ring..."
Gilgamesh rubbed the name written in cuneiform characters on the ring behind his knuckles. In fact, he had already processed this ring, with Enkidu on the front and Dong Tohsaka engraved on the inside of the back.
He didn't say anything, but responded in a deep voice, "Yes."
Never thought I'd be able to use it before.
"I will always promise you, my king."
Tohsaka Dong replied, because of the baffle, the driver couldn't see behind, the boy kissed Gilgamesh's hand, "After all, you are my only star."
Gilgamesh covered his hot head and turned his head away. He faced the window and saw his flushed cheeks. He was too imposing.
Thousands of years have passed, and my best friend still speaks the most provocative words in a natural tone.
He always falls short of this expression.
hateful!
The marriage form was easy to fill out. Tohsaka Tou wrote neatly and beautifully, but Gilgamesh trembled. He wrote it several times for the same age, and finally got it right with Tohsaka Tou's reminder.
After the wedding receptionist and others left, they posted passionately.
Shocked, Xiaolu and Mr. Jin have achieved a positive result. I bought Mr. Jin's shares at the beginning, and I really got it!
1l: The poster is an employee of the marriage class. Just now two people got their certificates in front of me, poor Xiaobai and Xiaohei.
2l: Damn, I just say they are the best match.
3l: Exactly!
4l: Uuuuuuuuuuuuu I eat white and green food, my house collapsed.
The person concerned was unaware of the discussion on the forum, and he was dragged by Gilgamesh to the house where he lived in junior high school.
The room was cleaned regularly and still maintained its original appearance.
"What's the matter? Do you want to live alone for a few days? Do you need anything?" Tohsaka Fuyu looked around for no reason, and put the meager marriage certificate into the king's treasure.
Gilgamesh: Good!Best friends are still wood!
"I'm a little worried about you alone. After all, you can even forget how old you are." Tohsaka Tou rinsed the kettle and prepared to boil some water. He did not forget to tease Gilgamesh in the sound of splashing water , "If you want to talk about your real age, you are actually several thousand years old, right? You are an old man."
With a beep, Tohsaka Fuu pressed the switch of the kettle.
Gilgamesh hugged Dong sullenly, and leaned over to kiss the boy's forehead.
"Okay, I have to go, I need to go to the clock tower to - uh -"
The suffocating sense of aggression came one after another, and Tohsaka Fuyu couldn't help but lean back.
When the air was scorching hot, he vaguely felt that he was placed on a cushion that smelled of the sun, and he heard Gilgamesh say vaguely: "The descending of the body consumes a lot of mana, I don't have enough."
"Give me some."
This is not to give a little!
The kettle screamed sharply, and Tohsaka Dong snorted softly, pushing his head on his neck with a nasal sound, "The water...is on...I'm going to turn it off..."
Gilgamesh clenched his hand in dissatisfaction, turned him over, and bit the back of Dong's neck as punishment.
Tohsaka Tou whimpered, and stopped talking, and never said that Gilgamesh was old.
Steam was coming from the spout of the kettle, and the boiling water in it splashed out a little, and the steam floated all over the kitchen. It triggered the breaker system of the seat with a ringing sound, and stopped by itself, with only a little lingering sound.
The next day, Tohsaka kicked the sleeping Gilgamesh angrily, and then went home alone to pack his luggage.
Anyway, the clock tower can stay at school during the holidays, and Mr. Kenneth wished him to go early.
Can't wait!
Old men are not terrible, what is terrible is that old men eat meat.
Walk!go now!
"Teacher, you're welcome, let's hold a signing event. There's a lot of noise on the forum. Some people have already speculated whether Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke are alone."
How can it be?Didn't you send Osamu Dazai's work to participate in the Akutagawa Prize?
Nobu Tanaka also seemed to know what he was going to say, crying clearly, "Because Osamu Dazai didn't win the final award, everyone thought there was an inside story, woo woo woo, we didn't, we didn't! Tohsaka-sensei, Qiuqiu you Stand up and clarify."
"So who did you award the Akutagawa Award to in the end?" Tohsaka Tou took away Gilgamesh's hand that was always touching his stomach, stood up and glared at him, and walked away with his mobile phone.
"A man named Junichiro Tanizaki, who looks like a child, has also paid the bonus."
Good guy.
Tohsaka Fuyu can even think of a happy scene among the port mafia.
A former cadre of the port mafia failed to be selected for the literary award named after the port mafia's evil dog. Instead, a member of the armed detective agency, who is also an enemy and friend, was selected for the award.
Nice guy, straight up nice guy.
"I'll find a way." Tohsaka Tou hung up the phone and couldn't wait to browse the forum.
818 The little secrets of contemporary writers hot!
0l I am the landlord: Big news!I seem to know the true identity of the writers.
1l: The host can just blow it up, who doesn't know that those few people are not the same except for their writing style, they are low-key and look like a person.
2l I am the landlord: Gua Baozhen, my uncle’s nephew’s aunt’s son has worked in the port mafia for ten years. There was a former cadre there, whose real name was Osamu Dazai. how long.
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3l: Si Guoyi, the small bench is squatting :-d
Tohsaka Fuyu just thought it was outrageous.
This post looks like that. If he didn't know the truth, he would have believed it.
It was so interesting that he sat back on the sofa and read on.
Gilgamesh pulled him into his arms and encircled him like a lion taking an oath of ownership. He wrapped his arms around the boy, put his head on his shoulders, and looked at the forum in his hand.
4l I am the landlord: The matter is not over yet. I heard that after Osamu Dazai left his post, the port mafia employees privately handed out a human disqualification. As we all know, the human disqualification is the story of Oba Yozo (Dazai Osamu) and his women, so The port mafia employees suspected that Osamu Dazai had defected because of emotional injuries.
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5l: Good guy, I believe it. I made this note. I don’t believe that I haven’t read it carefully. Let’s follow up.
6l: What the host said makes sense, Mr. Dazai must have been hurt, otherwise why would he leave the job?
7l I am the landlord: The matter is very complicated, so I will make a long story short, in a nutshell——
Osamu Dazai likes his disciple Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke likes Dazai Osamu's partner Nakahara Chuya.
Nakahara also likes Mr. Mori.
Mr. Mori Ogai also loves Mr. Dazai deeply.
8l: Good guy, I didn't understand until I read it several times, your circle is really messed up.
9l: Your circle is really chaotic +1
10l: +2
11l: + identity code
12l: Am I the only one who can see that there is no literary work published in Zhongyuan?Why do we Akutagawa like him?
13l: Upstairs Akutagawa Poison Yui?If you can't afford it, don't knock it!Is Chinese also a poet?
14l I am the landlord: If the leader, Mori Ogai, did not love Osamu Dazai deeply, why would he not arrest him after he left office? As we all know, our Yokohama port logistics company is actually a mafia.
15l: +1
16l: It's really knocked out.
17l: So the great writers we admire are actually mafia?
18l: No, Osamu Dazai seems to be a member of the Armed Detective Agency now, he is really a criminal man.
19l: Good guy, the next street in Yokohama.
20l: Find out who is the father.
Tohsaka Fuyu:? ? ?
He didn't want to look any further, it was too outrageous.
Tohsaka Dong has strengthened his belief that it is impossible to lose a horse, and it is impossible to lose a horse in this life. Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu also know that is enough. Mori Ogai and that Akutagawa Ryunosuke look like I just have a bad temper.
still is……
Do not!and many more!
Isn't there a way to have the best of both worlds?
"Hello, Mr. Mori?" Tohsaka Touya dialed Mori Ogai's private number without hesitation.
"It's like this... Do you remember that you owed me a favor in Chapter 2?"
Mori Ogai thought for a while, and found that this was indeed the case. At that time, the port mafia had not yet gained a firm foothold, and the government was vigorously cracking down on the mafia. They had to register an official company on the bright side. Less than a business license.
This business license was obtained with the help of Tohsaka and Tohsaka's family.
At that time, he owed the boy a small favor.
"Why, after so many years, do you remember? Who do you want the Mafia to help you kill?" Mori Ogai's smiling voice came from the receiver, Tohsaka Tou was silent for a while, and finally made his request.
Mori Ogai: ...
"What? Participate in the signing party?"
"Yes, that's it. Please issue an order to let Chuya Nakahara participate in the signing event of Chuya Nakahara, and let Akutagawa participate in the event under the pseudonym of Akutagawa Ryunosuke. It is not a threat of favor, I will give you the port black hand The party injected capital, buy some of your shares."
Yes, he has money ability.
"How much?" Mori Ogai picked up the pen inserted in the pen and wrote and drew on the paper.
"20"
"make a deal!"
Successfully complete the task!After Tohsaka hung up the phone, he thought of Osamu Dazai again. He turned over in the space enclosed by Gilgamesh, and went to find Osamu Dazai's phone number again.
Gilgamesh was dissatisfied with his attitude of always focusing on others, so he took the opportunity to talk to him.
"University to go to the Clock Tower for further study?"
"Yeah." Tohsaka Fuyu looked back, Gilgamesh's body was not hot, and Tohsaka's house also had a magic circle to adjust the temperature, so they didn't feel hot even if they put on it all summer.
Gilgamesh fell silent, and Tohsaka Fuyu noticed the dull feeling coming from him, and realized that the awkward king was angry, so he put down the phone he was about to call Dazai Osamu, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Gilgamesh remained silent.
But Tohsaka Dong somehow understood what he meant, "Jill can go too, and I can have a companion, but I need to wrong the great hero king to condescend."
"Hmph, it's your honor to have this king." Gilgamesh became happy, Tohsaka Tou even felt his non-existent cat ears tremble.
Speaking of Xiao Hei, ah no, it's Old Hei now.
The cat was lazily basking in the sun, and next to it was a white cat, the little beauty he tricked over two years ago, and now they were licking each other, looking like an old couple.
"When we arrive in London, let's raise a lion in the yard. I kind of miss Verne." Tohsaka Dong said to Gilgamesh.
"Huh?" The hero king thought of the scene where the little lion clings to Tohsaka Dong, like a king whose territory has been invaded, "Don't!"
"Okay." Tohsaka Tou temporarily comforted Gilgamesh, and then dialed Dazai Osamu's number. After the long busy tone, Dazai Osamu's healthy voice came.
"Hey! Tohsaka? Wow, do you know that there is a beautiful river here! If you didn't call me, I would jump!"
I don't know if it was because the will of the world gave him a buff back then, but now Osamu Dazai is more keen on committing suicide.
"I have something to ask you." Tohsaka Fuyu said, his cautious appearance made Osamu Dazai serious.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"It's not a big deal..." Tohsaka Tou cleared his throat, and moved away the troubled golden head buried on the side of his neck.
"What are you doing?" Osamu Dazai was alert.
"No... nothing." Tohsaka Dong swallowed his hiss back into his throat, turned his head and saw Gilgamesh's dissatisfied eyes, he laughed angrily, dare to be dissatisfied?He should be the one who is dissatisfied.
He stood up, came to a place far away from Gilgamesh forcefully, rubbed his neck and collarbone that had been sucked red, and said in the same tone as at the beginning: "The publishing house that signed me wants to open a signing Yes, but I can't come forward for some reason."
"You don't want to show up, do you?" Osamu Dazai complained mercilessly.
Tohsaka Fuyu: ...
"You are silent, are you silent?" Dazai Osamu yelled into the phone, the voice was so loud that Tohsaka Fuyu had to move the receiver a little away from his ears.
"Anyway, you need to impersonate Osamu Dazai."
Osamu Dazai: ...
So what's wrong with asking Dazai Osamu to impersonate Dazai Osamu? Everyone will think they are the same person, right?
For example, if he felt that he had some unspeakable secrets back then, no one would believe him even if he stood up and said that he was not, that he was a liar.
"I refuse-"
"I contacted Mr. Mori before and asked Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke to participate in this signing event. It will be very interesting. Have you read the forum?"
Tohsaka Dong interrupted, knowing him for so many years, he has completely figured out Dazai Osamu's character, as long as he finds it interesting, there is no problem.
Anyone who has read the forum can imagine how interesting the day will be.
There was a little noise from the earpiece, the sound of the microphone rubbing against his sleeve, and the sound of fingers pointing on the screen.
It was Dazai Osamu who was browsing the forum, and when these small voices disappeared, Tohsaka Fuyu asked again.
"How about it?"
"I'll do it!" Osamu Dazai didn't want to refuse at all, he had even planned out the day's trouble-making and acting process in his mind, for fear that it might not be exciting enough.
When Tohsaka Fuyu arranged everything and replied to Shinya Tanaka, the editor over there was trembling with excitement. Before he was happy for 2 minutes, he heard the teacher on the other side of the phone say ruthlessly: "I didn't go to the signing event by myself, please Be sure to do it with three people, so as to dispel the rumor that there is actually only one person.”
Why break it?Tanaka Nobu is also about to cry, but he is obviously alone!
"I'm going to study in England soon, and the books I can give you will gradually decrease in the future, Tanaka, try to find someone who can support the Japanese literary world."
Tanaka Nobu also felt for a moment that he shouldered a heavy responsibility, and the Japanese literary world would not be able to do without him. He was slightly stunned, and before he could say anything, the phone was hung up.
Ah this...
Well, since Mr. Tohsaka has made such a decision, to be honest, it is indeed quite reluctant for a magician to be a writer.
It's not that he's overqualified, how should I put it, I always feel that ever since I've seen non-scientific things, I feel that Tohsaka is born there.
Nobuo Tanaka also reported the situation to the club's superiors. It's a pity that the directors booed, but as long as it doesn't affect their money making, this kind of operation is allowed.
"Just once."
"That's it, Jill, do you want to come with me?"
On the day of the event, Tohsaka Tou asked Gilgamesh who was holding the switch and pressing it wildly.
"Uh-huh."
Perfunctory like an elementary school student addicted to video games.
"Okay." Tohsaka Dong was sure that he must not have heard what he just said, and he decided to go by himself.
When the door of Tohsaka's house was closed again and again, Gilgamesh realized that when he chased him, Tohsaka Tou had already tied his high ponytail and was about to use teleportation magic.
"Together?" Tohsaka Tou raised an eyebrow and asked.
Gilgamesh nodded aggrievedly, as if he wasn't the one who just refused.
"Don't play games with the emperor, or you won't go to school with me when you get to the clock tower, just play games with the emperor in the room, and Weber and I will go to school together."
Weber is now a postgraduate student at the Clock Tower. Originally, he was not eligible to stay as a postgraduate student due to his magic aptitude, but Professor Kenneth recommended him and taught him in person.
"It's a holiday now." Gilgamesh argued for his right to play games.
"Okay, okay." Tohsaka Dong has nothing to do with him, "The shadow will lead me to walk until the direction guided by the sun disappears."
He has already used this magic with great proficiency, and when his feet are on the ground, he quickly adds an ignore magic for himself and Gilgamesh.
Under the scorching sun, the place used as the hand-holding booth was crowded, and the crowd in line wrapped the front stage with three layers.
stage?
"Today we have a live interview!" The energetic girl host stood on the stage and warmed up the scene, "Which literary giant do you most want to know about life?"
The audience below looked at each other and shouted tacitly: "Dazai! Dazai! Dazai!"
People who didn't know thought they had come to the concert site.
"Oh~ It seems that Dazai-san who made his debut first received the most welcome, so let's invite Dazai-san to come on stage."
The Girl King moved sideways to make room for the young man with iris-colored hair to stand.
As soon as Osamu Dazai came on stage, there were screams from below, even a little girl screamed, "Mr. Dazai, I like you—"
Osamu Dazai: "Haha, then are you willing to die in love with me?"
Tohsaka Fuyu: ...You are very proficient in your business.
The people below: "Wish—will—"
Such a grand voice still startled Osamu Dazai.
The host came to the rescue in time, "Then it is said that Disqualification in the World is your autobiography, what do you think?"
"Well...not entirely, there are some fabrications."
Tohsaka Dong's eyes were bent when he heard this, Dazai Osamu was always able to tell nonsense.
"Wow——then it's true that Mr. Dazai loves Mr. Akutagawa as guessed in the forum?"
Big guts!
Tohsaka Fuyu couldn't help but like the little girl, warrior, didn't you see that Akutagawa Ryunosuke sitting below was so angry that his face was flushed and he was about to kill someone?
Huh?
and many more?
Flushed?
Tohsaka Fuyu took a few glances and found that something was wrong, something was too wrong, no matter how you looked at this red, he seemed shy, and he looked at Osamu Dazai and tried his best to pretend not to care.
"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, looking as if he wanted to show off, "Actually, what was said on the forum is not entirely correct."
The way he was about to admit it made the people below gasp, even Nakahara stared at his former partner with wide eyes in disbelief, and then got a wink.
Tohsaka Dong had a bad premonition in his heart, always feeling that Osamu Dazai was about to say something amazing.
And Osamu Dazai, a man who never fails to live up to expectations, said:
"I'm still somewhat dissatisfied with everyone's guess that I like Akutagawa." Dazai smiled ambiguously in the direction of Chuya Nakahara, not seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's gloomy expression.
"Actually, I like Nakahara better than Mr. Mori and Akutagawa, but everyone knows that the person he likes is not me..." Osamu Dazai said, and even shed a crocodile tear.
Tohsaka Dong felt numb, and shivered under the scorching sun, this man is really good at acting!
If he lost his horse before today and there was still a way out, then from today onwards, the vest will be welded to him.
Absolutely!right!No!able!Lose!
Nakahara didn't dare to think about what the port mafia would think of him from today onwards, the sight of Ryunosuke Akutagawa would burn him out, dog Denshi!Dazai, wait for me!Telling nonsense requires the consciousness of telling nonsense!
The host did not expect this development, but it was obvious that Osamu Dazai's tears aroused her desire to protect, "Please don't be sad, Mr. Dazai..."
Now, any consolation has become empty, the host began to change the subject.
"Then why Mr. Dazai was not selected for the Akutagawa Prize?"
"I don't want to win an award at all! It's just...it's just that Chuya's eyes are never on me! I heard that Akutagawa became Chuya's subordinate after I left the company, and Chuya still took good care of him. I... "
Osamu Dazai wiped his eyes desperately with his sleeve, although nothing came out, everything was acting, but he just expressed the feeling of tearing.
"Sure enough, people like me should not have expectations for anything. As long as you don't get happiness, it's fine. Strong sadness won't hurt me. I understand, I was born alone."
Tohsaka Fuyu: ...Good guy, have you read your own book?
Kunikida Doppo who was hiding in the crowd broke the pen on the spot: Osamu Dazai is talking nonsense again!
Akutagawa Ryunosuke jumped onto the stage and loudly defended, "Mr. Dazai! It's not what you think, listen to me! I will always—"
Standing at an arm's length away from Osamu Dazai, the way he wanted to say something but dared not say it was faithfully recorded on the big screen.
A sub who loves hard to express.
Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was going to die here today.
Kind of social death.
Tohsaka Fuyu, the instigator, buried his head in Gilgamesh's shoulder and laughed wildly, and got the king's helpless pat on the head.
Osamu Dazai sobbed loudly, interrupting Akutagawa's speech, "Chuya told you to say that, right? I understand, he just doesn't want me to pester me any longer."
Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Nakaya in the audience and laughed "sadly", "I understand, I just need to disappear as a superfluous person."
He said, covering his face with his sleeves, "crying" and galloped away from the stage, with a tragic look from his back.
The host on the stage was dumbfounded;
The audience in the audience was silent;
And Tohsaka Fuyu laughed wildly.
Gilgamesh was a little impatient, he inserted his fingers into Tohsaka Fuyu's, and began to flirtatiously play with the other's slender fingers one by one.
After graduating from the third year of high school, Tohsaka Dong has reached the age where he can receive the marriage certificate, and Gilgamesh's identity problem has long been resolved. Although the secular rules cannot restrain the king, he is full of plans to get a piece of thin paper to tie him down. Then justifiably like this and that.
He held Tohsaka Dong with one hand, while avoiding the crowd with the other, he was rummaging through the king's treasure.
The host finally came to his senses when he was on stage. Fortunately, all the books at the signing event had already been signed, otherwise this event would not be able to go on.
She turned to look at Akutagawa, and asked a question that everyone wanted to ask, "Does Mr. Akutagawa actually like Mr. Dazai?"
"No!" Akutagawa retorted: "You are not allowed to be disrespectful to Mr. Dazai, how can I be worthy of this kind of me?"
Tohsaka Dong was dumbfounded, good guy, so sincere?
Osamu Dazai, an evil man, are you still a thief in this world?
The host was obviously also shocked by this development. She stuttered and looked at the person in charge of the publishing house. Seeing the person in charge wearing glasses pointing at Chuya Nakahara with a look of lovelessness, she made a hurry gesture.
Understood, the meaning of the end of gkd.
"Thank you, Mr. Akutagawa, for your speech. May I ask what you were thinking when you wrote "Rashomon"?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was silent, he did not write the book, but today's book signing is a task assigned by Mr. Mori, and he must complete it.
He has read "Rashomon", and thinks that any protagonist in it is ridiculous, if it is him...in short...just kill him.
"Well written."
"Huh?" The host was stunned and made a meaningless question.
"I think it's well written." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said expressionlessly.
"Oh, oh..." is for you to talk about how you feel when you write, not for you to evaluate how well you write!
hateful!
Is Wenhao such a character?
The lady host changed a card in her hand and thought viciously: No wonder Mr. Dazai doesn't like you!I don't like you either!snort!
"Mr. Nakahara is invited to the stage! Mr. Akutagawa can take his seat, and book fans who want to shake hands can do so!"
Nakahara Chuya appeared on the stage amid the cheers with a dull face, and most of the people who cheered for him were fans of Osamu Dazai.
"Why did Mr. Nakahara create a collection of poems? It is said that the person you like loves your friend, so you created a collection of poems. Is this true?"
After the host asked, he regretted it, because the answer was obvious.
This riding horse is real!
According to Mr. Dazai, he likes Nakahara Chuya, but Nakahara Chuya likes Akutagawa Ryunosuke.
But Ryunosuke Akutagawa remained loyal to Osamu Dazai until his death.
Therefore, the fact that people in the Central Plains also love their friends is established.
"You don't need to say it!" The host girl's face was full of apology, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to poke your sore spot, I understand."
Zhong Yuanzhong also looked terrified: What do you understand?Make it clear!Fake!Don't believe it! ! !
"Then it is said that even if you... like your best friend, you have a good relationship with your friend. Don't you feel uncomfortable?"
Tohsaka Fuyu couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Chuya Nakahara: What exactly did you omit, and what is the point of your omission?
All thoughts were lost, and in line with the purpose of completing the tasks assigned by the leader, he said numbly: "I feel very comfortable, I'm fine."
Book fans: "Hey~~~"
It turns out that Mr. Nakahara likes to be ntr!
Chuya Nakahara: No, no, don't talk nonsense, I'll beat up Dazai later!
"Hahahahaha." Tohsaka Fuyu dared to laugh out loud after walking far away. It was really worth buying 20 shares, and he will always remember today.
"Jill you..."
"Ah."
Gilgamesh responded before Tohsaka Touyuu finished speaking, which sounded extremely perfunctory.
"What's the matter? Are you unhappy?" Tohsaka Tou felt the mood swings from Jill. It didn't look like he was unhappy, but a bit nervous?
"What's wrong? What are you worried about?"
What can worry Jill must be a major event, Tohsaka Fuyu is a little concerned, and decides to ask clearly.
"It's nothing." Gilgamesh avoided talking, quickly took out something from the king's treasure, and put it in Tohsaka Dong's hand.
A bracelet of lapis lazuli, ancient cuneiform inscribed on golden columns separating lapis lazuli beads.
Tohsaka Dong held it up and turned it around to the sun, and the characters on it were connected to the name of Gilgamesh.
Ah, the oath of sovereignty?
He's used to it. This person looks confident and flamboyant, but he's actually quite insecure.
"I'll take it, it's okay."
Tohsaka thought: Anyway, no one can read and understand cuneiform, so it is not particularly shameful.
After saying this, the uneasiness transmitted from Gilgamesh actually became more serious.
Suddenly there was something hard on the ring finger of the grasped hand, which was a little annoying.
Tohsaka Fuyu lifted it up and saw that the gold ring encircled the ring finger, which was just the right size.
After a little thought, he knew what the awkward king wanted to do, so he leaned forward and asked curiously, "And then?"
The king's ear tips suddenly turned red, and even the end of his eyes near the ear tips were also stained red.
Ugh, Jill's shy look is really...
"...Marriage." Gilgamesh whispered.
what?
Tohsaka Dong didn't expect him to be so straightforward, and looked over in shock.
However, it is impossible for Gilgamesh to say it a second time anyway, so what?It's an honor to register with him. Does he need to speak a second time as a king?
"Okay." Tohsaka stopped a taxi, opened the door, and pushed Gilgamesh in first, "Go now."
"what?"
Tohsaka Dong opened the king's treasure and took out, and soon found another ring that was placed in a prominent position by Gilgamesh.
"That's what you've been waiting for, right?" Tohsaka Tou pinched the ring with three fingers, and the other hand grabbed Gilgamesh's cool fingertips.
Put it on slowly, lightly and carefully.
"Was it made at a funeral? The ring..."
Gilgamesh rubbed the name written in cuneiform characters on the ring behind his knuckles. In fact, he had already processed this ring, with Enkidu on the front and Dong Tohsaka engraved on the inside of the back.
He didn't say anything, but responded in a deep voice, "Yes."
Never thought I'd be able to use it before.
"I will always promise you, my king."
Tohsaka Dong replied, because of the baffle, the driver couldn't see behind, the boy kissed Gilgamesh's hand, "After all, you are my only star."
Gilgamesh covered his hot head and turned his head away. He faced the window and saw his flushed cheeks. He was too imposing.
Thousands of years have passed, and my best friend still speaks the most provocative words in a natural tone.
He always falls short of this expression.
hateful!
The marriage form was easy to fill out. Tohsaka Tou wrote neatly and beautifully, but Gilgamesh trembled. He wrote it several times for the same age, and finally got it right with Tohsaka Tou's reminder.
After the wedding receptionist and others left, they posted passionately.
Shocked, Xiaolu and Mr. Jin have achieved a positive result. I bought Mr. Jin's shares at the beginning, and I really got it!
1l: The poster is an employee of the marriage class. Just now two people got their certificates in front of me, poor Xiaobai and Xiaohei.
2l: Damn, I just say they are the best match.
3l: Exactly!
4l: Uuuuuuuuuuuuu I eat white and green food, my house collapsed.
The person concerned was unaware of the discussion on the forum, and he was dragged by Gilgamesh to the house where he lived in junior high school.
The room was cleaned regularly and still maintained its original appearance.
"What's the matter? Do you want to live alone for a few days? Do you need anything?" Tohsaka Fuyu looked around for no reason, and put the meager marriage certificate into the king's treasure.
Gilgamesh: Good!Best friends are still wood!
"I'm a little worried about you alone. After all, you can even forget how old you are." Tohsaka Tou rinsed the kettle and prepared to boil some water. He did not forget to tease Gilgamesh in the sound of splashing water , "If you want to talk about your real age, you are actually several thousand years old, right? You are an old man."
With a beep, Tohsaka Fuu pressed the switch of the kettle.
Gilgamesh hugged Dong sullenly, and leaned over to kiss the boy's forehead.
"Okay, I have to go, I need to go to the clock tower to - uh -"
The suffocating sense of aggression came one after another, and Tohsaka Fuyu couldn't help but lean back.
When the air was scorching hot, he vaguely felt that he was placed on a cushion that smelled of the sun, and he heard Gilgamesh say vaguely: "The descending of the body consumes a lot of mana, I don't have enough."
"Give me some."
This is not to give a little!
The kettle screamed sharply, and Tohsaka Dong snorted softly, pushing his head on his neck with a nasal sound, "The water...is on...I'm going to turn it off..."
Gilgamesh clenched his hand in dissatisfaction, turned him over, and bit the back of Dong's neck as punishment.
Tohsaka Tou whimpered, and stopped talking, and never said that Gilgamesh was old.
Steam was coming from the spout of the kettle, and the boiling water in it splashed out a little, and the steam floated all over the kitchen. It triggered the breaker system of the seat with a ringing sound, and stopped by itself, with only a little lingering sound.
The next day, Tohsaka kicked the sleeping Gilgamesh angrily, and then went home alone to pack his luggage.
Anyway, the clock tower can stay at school during the holidays, and Mr. Kenneth wished him to go early.
Can't wait!
Old men are not terrible, what is terrible is that old men eat meat.
Walk!go now!
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