Mr nonsense

: "I didn't do anything!"

Erken cried: "My innocence!"

Mr. Leng: "..."

This is how Kid Erkin was born in Mission: Impossible.But after that, a certain two people became entangled.

Erken: "Uncle, let's have lunch at noon."

Mr. Leng: "Who are you? I don't know you."

Erken: "I want to tell Master how you got me drunk and took away my innocence!"

Mr. Leng: "Good nephew, my uncle treats you at noon."

Erken: "Uncle, please accompany me to sing KTV tonight."

Mr. Leng: "My old man is tone deaf, please come back, benefactor."

Erken: "I want to tell BOSS, you recorded that revelation!"

Mr. Leng: "Benefactor, welcome to KTV together, let's present a hymn together!"

……

After Erken, a good spy, kept his client's promise of innocence destroyed, Mr. Leng paid a heavy price. He often thought, in fact, Erken was a fool, right?

Big belly black big belly black ah, better stay away from him!

Xiao Ai, who was avoided by Mr. Leng, sighed every day. I just looked a little silly on the surface, but that doesn't mean I wasn't a talented, intelligent, and talented young man inside!You can't just look at people on the surface, in fact, it's just your wishful thinking that I'm stupid and naive.

Perhaps feeling Erken's lonely call, Miss Gossip came to say hello one day: "Xiao Ai, why are you so sad recently?"

Erken drew a circle: "It's fine if Master abandons me, even my uncle ignores me!"

Miss Gossip covered her lips and smiled, "It's okay, I'll take care of you."

"Is that so?" Erken's eyes brightened, "Then shall I call you Shigu, or should I call you Shiaunt? Or, Shisao?"

Please forgive Xiao Ai who has been acting silly while watching martial arts recently.

Miss Bagua gritted her teeth and smiled ugly: "Xiao Ai, your Chinese needs to be improved."

Erken lowered his head and circled lonelyly: "You all don't like me."

"No more," Miss Gossip waved her hand, "Have you had conflicts with Mr. Leng recently?"

"I don't know," Erken said aggrievedly, "He ignores me..."

"Ah, ah, ah, let me help you." Miss Bagua patted her chest.

Mr. Leng made great efforts to avoid Erken. The white-eyed young man has been pestering him since Mission: Impossible's identity was exposed.

But in the past few days, Erken has become weird. Every time he sees him, he will show an extremely shy and reserved smile, which makes Mr. Leng get goosebumps every day.

Before getting off work on Friday, Erken appeared again: "Master, can I treat you to dinner tonight?"

Mr. Leng twitched the corner of his mouth: "What do you want to do?" Mr. Leng just wanted to get away from the terrible Erken immediately.The last time they went to lunch together, they didn't bring enough money. Mr. Leng took out all the change in his pocket in a shameful way, and barely managed to make enough money for the two of them.

And that time, Erken threatened to go to the KTV. Erken's terrible singing skills surprised all the waiters at the door, and waved at them frequently when they went back.

Erken blinked his eyes and said pitifully: "Since Master found the other half of his life, I am so lonely every day.

"Uncle Shi, you have always been so kind and kind to me, which makes me feel like a spring breeze and my life is blessed. So, I would like to invite you to have dinner and spend a good night together."

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Leng got up and left with a pale face.

Erken quickly grabbed him: "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"

"Where did you learn these words, please allow me to spit it out first." Mr. Leng held his forehead.

Erken scratched his head: "Hey, Miss Gossip said that only in this way can she appear eloquent, full of literary talent, and touching..."

"Stop, stop, stop, you don't even have a fluent sentence, okay? Don't bombard me with idioms anymore."

Mr. Leng frowned, looking for Miss Gossip in the office with the hatred radar.

Outside the door, Miss Gossip, who fled quickly, was grinding her teeth, she really can't teach a child!

Erken smiled: "Then you agreed?"

Mr. Leng thought that there is no way to waste it like this, so he said: "I'll tell you a bad joke, it's very cold, very cold, if you can laugh, I'll have dinner with you."

"It's very simple." Erken said with joy on his face.

"Once upon a time, there was a swimming sponge that stood on the deck to enjoy the cool, but accidentally fell into the sea. As a result, it couldn't get up again before it could swim." Mr. Leng said.

"Hahahahaha, it's so funny..." Erken laughed.

Mr. Leng curled his lips: "It's so fake."

Erken turned his head and played dumb.

Mr. Leng spread his hands: "Then let me ask you another brain teaser. There was a young couple who lost their wedding rings while on vacation at the seaside. What did you find?"

Erken thought for a few seconds: "Is there a sponge in the belly of the fish?"

"Eh?"

"Didn't it fall off the deck?"

"Hey, have you read the original version of this question?"

"No," said Elken, "I was just saying it casually, because sponges seem to be easier to eat than rings."

Mr. Leng sighed: "I want to go back on my word."

Erken smiled complacently: "XX Restaurant, I'll wait for you~" What a shy tremolo.

Mr. Leng covered his face: "Ah, I want to repent!"

Needless to say, this evening's dinner was another tragedy.Erken used the card very chicly, and when it was time to pay the bill after eating, the waitress smiled sweetly and said, "Sorry, we are just a small private restaurant, and we don't provide credit card service."

So, the miserable Mr. Leng paid again.

"How much do you hate me!" Mr. Leng asked Elken, a guy who was always in trouble.

"No," Erken said shyly, pointing fingers, "I like you."

Mr. Leng sighed: "Then I beg you to hate me."

Erken's first shy confession was so severely frustrated. After thinking about it, he had to call Miss Gossip to complain.

"So you like Mr. Leng?" Miss Gossip sounded very happy.

"Yes," Erken nodded obediently on the phone, "Because Mr. Leng has a good personality and takes good care of me. I came to X City alone. Apart from my cousin and master, my favorite thing is Master uncle."

"Hey," Miss Gossip stiffened, "Is this how you like it?"

Erken said stupidly: "Then, what else?"

Miss Gossip sighed: "It's time for me to reflect on myself. In fact, such a pure emotion is beautiful!"

Elken: "..."

Although it's just a simple liking, but Mr. Leng is obviously ignorant.What did that stupid boy Erken say, like, hell, is it the bad influence caused by his master?

How can you easily say "like" to a man?I can't take it, this kid is so stupid!

Mr. Leng tossed and turned, unable to sleep.Ahhh, hell, what are we going to do when we meet next week?

Do you want to be nice to him?That rejection seemed too harsh.Finally, Mr. Leng came to a conclusion.

Obviously, Mr. Leng, who repented so easily, is still not as "pure" as Erken.

No matter how worried Mr. Leng is, next week will come soon.

"Master, good morning."

"Uncle, do you want to have lunch together?"

"Uncle Master, help me to see where there is a mistake in the daily statement."

Erkin was just as annoying, buzzing around Mr. Leng.

Mr. Leng looked at Erken's unusually calm appearance, as if nothing had happened, and was a little uncomfortable. Hey, it looks like it.

Annoyed, Mr. Leng waved his hand: "Go away, go go and find your master."

So Erken went to find his master depressed: "Master, my uncle doesn't like to talk to me recently."

Mr. Fei scratched his head: "Perhaps you have been too enthusiastic recently?"

"But," Erken also scratched his head, "but because Master wants to fall in love, I'm a little lonely."

Mr. Fei smirked, "That's it, thank you for your hard work."

Erken also smirked: "Master is still the most amiable."

Damn, hate, hate, Mr. Leng, a superb secret agent, heard the conversation between the two and pinched his fingers angrily.You came to bother me when you were bored, what did you take me for?

Mr. Confession repented again, "be nicer to Erken" is wrong, but it is more correct to "stay away from Erken".

As a result, the relationship between the silly boy Erken and his easily repentant uncle fell to the bottom again.

How to please my uncle?Erken, who was thrown into the cold palace again, thought for a long time and decided to send cold jokes to Mr. Leng, who is the president of the Cold Joke Association, every day.

On the first day, Erken sent: Once upon a time, there was a steamed stuffed bun who felt hungry while walking on the road, so he ate himself.

Mr. Leng did not reply to the text message.

The next day, Erken said: Once upon a time, there was a jellybean walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly felt: I am so soft.

Mr. Leng did not reply to the text message.

On the third day, Erken said: The two bananas were walking on the road, and the one in front suddenly felt very hot, so he said: It's so hot, take off your clothes.As a result, he peeled off the skin.Then, Banana, who was walking behind, fell down.

Mr. Leng replied to the text message: It's been a long time since I made a bad joke, you are so stupid.

Ai Erken replied aggrievedly: That's because there was no guidance from the uncle > <.

Mr. Leng replied: Uncle Shi didn't just make up the numbers when he was bored!Convex!

Erken: When you have a chat, you also need to be an uncle ^^.

Mr. Leng: #￥%... bastard!

So the uncle, who was always easy to go back on his word, reconciled with the silly boy Erken again.

"Uncle, shall we go to the movies tonight?"

"What movie? It depends on whether I'm interested."

"Uncle, let's go on an outing this weekend!"

"How old are you, do you want to be so naive?"

"Uncle, would you like to come to my house to play on weekends?"

"If it's too far away, I won't go."

……

Under the strong offensive of the enthusiastic young man Erken, Mr. Leng was slowly abducted onto the pirate ship.

"Hey, Erken, when will you return "The Canon of Cold Jokes" to me?" Mr. Fei urged the little apprentice.

Erken said: "The jokes my uncle said are so silly."

"Huh," Mr. Fei was a little embarrassed, "I seem to have bought it for a while."

Erken laughed and said, "Then next time, try to find another way to please him."

Mr. Fei also smiled dully: "You really like him."

"Well, of course it's true!"

Leng Huan, male, 27 years old this year, a staff member in the financial department of K Company.My hobbies are cold jokes and symphonies, and I currently have no girlfriend or boyfriend.

Erken smiled smugly, who knows what he likes?It doesn't matter if you want to pester him, want him to be by your side, even if you try hard to find a way every day, even if you try your best.Misunderstandings have nothing to do, boredom has nothing to do, and the Cold War has nothing to do with it.

Because I know he is a very soft hearted person, and he is always easy to go back on his word.

All in all, I like it.

I like the way he smiles, I like the way he frowns, I like the way he looks sly.

If I work so hard, he will gradually like me, right?

Life doesn't necessarily have miracles because of raids.Silently lurking in the long time, one day, he will not be able to leave me.

Mr. Fei commented: "How enthusiastic is lurking? Anyone with eyes can see it."

Miss Gossip commented: "I misunderstood you, you are really a big-bellied black man with a twisted heart!"

And our Mr. Leng is slumped on the seat at the moment, wondering secretly: Go to the concert with Erken?He'd probably snort in his seat, what a shame.I still regret it!

Hey, Mr. Black Belly, the road is long and long, so please go up and down and search for it.

——The end of the episode "Mr.

postscript

Hello everyone, I am Zhang Xiaowu, and I am still a newcomer. I hope you will take care of me in the future. (To be honest, I am so nervous, I don’t know how to write the postscript, so I hide my face)

I am very glad that this article can be published and meet with you, thank you readers, and thank you editor for your care.Also, I would like to thank Mr. Silent Dog for the beautiful cover, I really like the little rabbit on the cup!

Although it is a clichéd story about "after the breakup", it is written in the hope that the nagging Mr. Fei will have a good home in the end.However, please don't dislike Su Luo, he is just young and energetic, and he hasn't learned to cherish it yet.Therefore, I also hope that everyone will cherish the nagging people around you. Although sometimes you find them annoying and want to quarrel with them, but think about it carefully, they are all for our own good!

In fact, this article was written very happy, but also quite painful.Because there are a lot of bad jokes in this article, I often laugh when I write it.But the pain is because I have a low laugh point, so I am worried that everyone will think it is not funny at all, so I will fail.I hope this article can bring you a lot of laughter. If it doesn't work, just take it easy.As long as it can bring you ease and happiness, my original intention will be achieved.

Finally, is this an advertisement?I am still perfecting the stories of Ye Yao and Su Luo. I hope everyone will continue to support me, and I also hope that I can continue to bring relaxation and happiness to everyone.

If there is still a chance, let's see you next time, love you =3=