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It was a disaster to go to work the next day. Director Mo went to pick up the useless little rabbit to go to work early in the morning, but the useless rabbit had stage fright.

"If you don't go downstairs, you will be late." Mr. Mo said coldly.

"Boss, can I ask for leave today?" Mr. Fei pretended to be pitiful.

"Fei Yu, deduct your salary."

"..."

"..."

"Well, wait another minute." Mr. Fei said in a panic.

Mr. Mo was speechless, the salary deduction was actually a joke.

In the car, Mr. Fei's restrained nature for a long time finally broke out due to excessive nervousness: "Well, tell me, will Miss Gossip, uh, talk about it?"

"Probably not." Mr. Mo replied.

Mr. Fei asked anxiously: "Then, where is Erken? Also, why was Mr. Joke there yesterday? Is he a secret undercover member of the Gossip Association?"

"I don't know." Mr. Mo replied.

Mr. Fei twisted his fingers in fear: "Tell me, should it be better for me to resign, or should I tell them that what I heard last night was all lies, hallucinations?"

"..."

Mr. Fei covered his face: "Oh, will it affect you? If the people in the company find out... what should I do?"

"..."

"Why don't you talk?" Mr. Fei asked strangely.

"I have turned on the automatic filtering function." Mr. Mo replied.

Mr. Fei was embarrassed and said, "Uh, how about turning off the automatic filtering function for a while?"

"Okay." Mr. Mo replied.

"What do you say I should do?"

"Threat them." Mr. Mo replied.

"How to threaten?" Mr. Fei became interested.

"Salary deduction." Mr. Mo replied.

Mr. Fei was depressed: "You can't make fun of me?"

"No, I'm in a panic." Mr. Mo replied.

Mr. Fei turned his head and said, "I have turned on the automatic filtering function."

Finally, Mr. Fei and Mr. Mo arrived at the company awkwardly, and the finance department was working in an orderly manner as usual.Miss Gossip, Mr. Joker, and Erken are also upright as usual, really, even their eyes are very upright, as if nothing happened.

Mr. Fei was anxious, while Mr. Mo remained expressionless as usual.

During the lunch break, Mr. Fei turned Erken into the tea room and asked viciously, "What is one plus one?"

Erken wondered: "Master, what's wrong with you, one plus one is of course equal to two."

Mr. Fei nodded in satisfaction, took out a gun, and said, "You really deserve to die." He was about to be shot dead.

"Master, why!" Erken was shocked.

Mr. Fei said coldly, "Because you know too much."

So the jet of water came straight into poor Erkin's face, and made him look so watery and embarrassed.

Mr. Fei retracted the water gun in satisfaction, and continued to say coldly, "Don't talk nonsense, understand? You are already a dead person."

Erken cried with a sad face: "Yes. Master, I was wrong."

Mr. Fei nodded and was about to leave when he saw Miss Bagua leaning against the door, looking at them with a half-smile.Mr. Fei continued coldly: "Do you want to try it too?"

Miss Bagua laughed: "Fei Yu, Fei Yu, do you actually know where you went wrong?"

"What, where did I go wrong?" Mr. Fei was at a loss.

Miss Gossip said earnestly: "It's not enough for you to know our company's gossip organization. You should know that there is a stronger and more gossip organization in our office building, which covers every company on every floor."

Mr. Fei suddenly realized: "Could it be that Mr. Joke is their special commissioner?"

Miss Gossip nodded sadly: "And the worst thing is, this time the top management of the organization wants to check you."

"Huh?" Mr. Fei was dumbfounded.

"That person is Mo Yun, the restaurant you made an appointment with last time, she will be waiting for you tonight." Miss Gossip laughed.

"I forgot that appointment?"

Miss Gossip smiled uneasy and kindly: "Hongmen Banquet, Brother Rabbit."

Mr. Fei's face turned red instantly, and he decided to hate all gossip organizations from today on.

As the saying goes, blessings come without pairs, and misfortunes never come singly.Not long after the afternoon started, Mr. Fei received a text message from Su Luo: Senior, are you free tonight^^.

Mr. Fei scratched his head, tsk tsk, why are you pretending to be cute?Respond concisely and clearly: No time!

After a while, Su Luo sent another text message: What about tomorrow night XD.

Mr. Fei thought about it, and replied: Maybe there is no time.

Su Luo persevered: Senior, don't deliberately make excuses.I know you so well, you are very homely ==.

Mr. Fei was depressed, what is this?Just as he was about to receive a text message, he found a figure stopped in front of him.

"Uh, Mo, Director Mo."

Mr. Mo said coldly, "Fei Yu, your phone keeps vibrating, which will disturb your colleagues."

Mr. Fei's grievance, he looked at Mr. Mo pitifully.

So Mr. Mo stretched out his hand and said, "Confiscated."

Mr. Fei could only obediently turn in his mobile phone, pretending that he didn't hear Miss Gossip's snicker, and pretended that he didn't see Mr. Joker's suffocating laughter.

Mr. Fei didn't get his phone back until after get off work.Then, he found that Mr. Mo's text message for him was really powerful: I will follow my Sunshine Path, and you will cross your Naihe Bridge.do not bother me!

After get off work, Mr. Mo put on a serious face: "You haven't asked me to review English yet."

Mr. Fei was embarrassed, and stammered: "You, you stop joking, I don't want to recite love poems to you."

Mr. Mo continued to say seriously: "Then have dinner together."

Mr. Fei scratched his head in embarrassment: "Someone asked me out today."

Mr. Mo: "..."

Mr. Fei: "Don't use the air-conditioning, your sister asked me out."

Mr. Mo: "I can only reluctantly agree."

Mr. Fei: "..." Is this the legendary possessiveness?

It's already winter, and when I walk on the road after get off work, I feel windy and cold, with a bleak atmosphere.Mr. Fei wrapped his coat tightly and walked among the passers-by who were hurrying home from get off work, feeling a bit unreal.It seemed that he was just on his way home, and the guy who didn't know if he could share dinner was also named Su Luo.

After thinking about it, Mr. Fei has only known Mr. Mo for half a year, but because of him, he can confidently and decisively give up on Su Luo without hesitation. How amazing!

And now, he was actually on his way to meet Mr. Mo's relatives and friends!Mr. Fei hummed "I'm So Easy to Love" by Brother Ming again, and suddenly he was very afraid that if he separated from Mr. Mo one day.

"You ask me how deeply I love you, how much I love you? Think about it, go and have a look, the moon represents my heart~"

The sad Mr. Fei was immersed in his fantasy, but was interrupted by a text message.Strange SMS ringtone, "The Moon Represents My Heart"?When did this song come to my phone?

Mr. Fei took out his mobile phone and found that the sender was: "Dear".The content of the text message is: "Honey, drink less wine at night, I will be very worried. The weather is getting colder, remember to bring your coat. Come back early, I will help you prepare supper ~ Bo ~ = 3 = ".

Mr. Fei was shocked.

This is the text message that was sent by mistake at that time, right?Mr. Fei didn't know whether to smile or what to do for a moment, he replied: "Got it, thank you honey=3=".

The wind blew away the bauhinia flowers on the side of the road, and the petals were graceful in mid-air, with a pink atmosphere.Mr. Fei suddenly felt a little sore in his eyes, rubbed them, wiped away his tears, and complained: "It's so windy."

When Mr. Mo received the text message from Mr. Fei, he pursed his lips and smiled slightly, and murmured, "What a nasty guy." During the text message, Mr. Mo felt a longing for warmth for the first time.

In many cases, inner warmth and contentment is not a luxury, maybe it’s just a coat when the temperature is cooling down, maybe it’s just a thoughtful text message when you’re not around.

Standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, Mr. Mo watched the traffic passing by on the street and the lights of thousands of houses in the distance. At this moment, he was extremely satisfied.He thought that he finally had his own warmth—the person he had been watching and longing for all this time.

When Mr. Fei walked to the restaurant, Ms. Mo Yunmo, the Flower of Gaoling, had already arrived.So Mr. Fei, who behaved quite ungentlemanly, felt a little embarrassed. After all, he came to see relatives and friends, and Mr. Fei felt a little terrified that he hadn't arrived early.So Mo Yun's first sentence successfully knocked Mr. Fei down: "I saw you walking, so I specially took a taxi here."

Mr. Fei said embarrassingly, "Then if I'm on time, you'll have to wait a long time." In fact, Mr. Fei had already arrived 10 minutes early.

Mo Yun laughed and said, "To see you blush, it's worth waiting for a while."

Mr. Fei: "..."

Mo Yun said: "Don't be so restrained, after all, we once talked about the philosophy of life on a beautiful night."

Mr. Fei continued to protest with silence.

Mo Yun laughed again: "It's really interesting to tease you, no wonder a boring person like my brother likes to tease you!"

Mr. Fei shot back: "Girls should behave like a lady."

Mo Yun said nonchalantly: "Why do such a lady want such a place!" That's right, they are meeting very unattractively at the noisy hotpot restaurant, the most economical one.

Mr. Fei raised his forehead: "Please explain why you are here." He began to speak strangely, and Mr. Fei became nervous.

Mo Yun coughed lightly, and said: "Mo Yu, male, age [-], hobbies are working and fishing, favorite colors are black and red, favorite food is home-cooked food, most want to go to a place where everything is quiet The most memorable life experience is receiving a text message from a rash guy one day, and his special skills are expressionless and summoning bad luck. People call it the big boss who brings wind and rain, and the ultimate NPC with blood and blood."

"what?"

"In fact, he still has a series of problems such as mild myopia, poor cooking skills, poor alcohol capacity, cleanliness, inability to pick fish bones, occasional sleep talk, moderate workaholics, and the ability to turn on the automatic filter function at any time."

"what?"

"Don't dislike him."

"Eh? Of course not."

"That's good," Mo Yun drank a glass of beer, "Then, for my sincerity, do you want to join our gossip alliance?"

Mr. Fei gritted his teeth.

But Mo Yun became happy: "Ah, ah, take it easy, I didn't mean to tempt you and approach you to investigate you. Who made you my brother's favorite?"

Mr. Fei silently drank a glass of beer, but also became strangely happy.

Well, I am Mr. Mo's favorite person now.The Mr. Mo who likes me is not only the calm and capable financial director of K Company, but also mild myopia, poor cooking skills, poor drinking capacity, cleanliness, can't pick fish bones, occasionally talking in sleep, moderate workaholic, Mr. Mo, the big devil who can turn on the automatic filtering function at any time.

That night, Mr. Fei and Ms. Mo had a good chat because of the internal information of the Gossip Alliance.

In the beautiful and sinful environment of the hotpot restaurant, Mr. Fei was unknowingly downed a lot of beer by Ms. Mo. Finally, he happily paid the bill with Ms. Mo while humming a song, and happily waited for the bus to go home while humming a song. , Completely forgot that he came to see relatives and friends tonight, not to gossip.

He didn't know that after he left the hot pot restaurant, Miss Mo happily sent a successful message to Mr. Mo.

So, tonight someone is waiting for the rabbit.

When Mr. Fei walked slowly downstairs, he saw a familiar black Buick parked downstairs, and a familiar person stood beside the familiar black Buick.He murmured to himself: "Hey, this man really looks like a big devil." Then he laughed foolishly.

Mr. Mo was getting impatient with waiting. Seeing Mr. Fei muttering foolishly, he had no choice but to call out, "Little rabbit, open the door!"

"Hey, really hey?" The waste rabbit walked over to poke the big devil, and said with a smile, "Mo, Director Mo, what are you doing here?"

Mr. Mo twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly, thinking to himself, is this guy drunk?

Mr. Fei, who didn't get an answer, rubbed his eyes and said, "Could it be my hallucination?" Then he stretched out his hand and pinched it hard!

Mr. Mo gritted his teeth and said, "Fei Yu, go and open the door."

Mr. Fei didn't let go of his hand, and said persistently, "What are you doing here?"

Mr. Mo continued to grit his teeth and said, "Braised rabbit."

"Ah, it smells so good." Mr. Fei said happily after being stuffed with wine without eating much.

Mr. Mo rubbed his pinched arm and sneered.

Mr. Fei stood at the dining table with his supper, and continued to sigh: "Mr. Mo, you are so kind."

Mr. Mo continued to sneer: "Are you sober now?"

Mr. Fei set up the supper and waved to Mr. Mo: "You come to eat too."

Mr. Mo shook his head: "I'm going to take a bath."

"Huh?" Mr. Fei was dumbfounded.

Mr. Mo picked up his small luggage bag and said expressionlessly, "I'm here to spend the weekend together."

"Huh?" Mr. Fei was dumbfounded.

So, Mr. Mo... went to take a bath.

In fact, Mr. Fei is not considered drunk, but he is a little swayed, and his alcoholic strength is slow to rise.However, when Mr. Mo came out of the shower, Mr. Fei's alcohol was almost up.Uh, the specific performance we have introduced before, that is, falling asleep.

When Mr. Mo came out of the shower, he saw Fei Xiaotuan lying on the dining table, with the chopsticks in his hand poking at his supper.

So, Mr. Mo laughed. For some reason, seeing this scene, Mr. Mo couldn't help laughing.

Mr. Mo walked over and pushed Mr. Fei, and Mr. Fei said vaguely: "Well, rabbit meat is delicious."

Mr. Mo stared blankly at Mr. Fei's fair neck, then smiled slightly: "Is this stupid guy trying to sell himself?"

Looking at the time, it's already eleven o'clock at night, well, it's bedtime.But whether to ask Mr. Fei to get up and take a shower made Mr. Mo difficult.Push him up to take a bath, but he looks like he is sleeping soundly; don't push him up to take a bath, the smell of alcohol is not flattering.

Mr. Mo rubbed his forehead, feeling that his plan for today was not very thorough, and he forgot to tell his sister not to force Mr. Fei too hard.

After much deliberation, Mr. Mo still decided to push Mr. Fei to get up and take a shower.

Thus, Mr. Fei was manipulated to take off his clothes in a daze, and then threw him into the bathtub.

After a while, Mr. Fei was picked up from the bathtub in a daze, put on a bathrobe, and threw him on the bed.He thought, hey, is it a magic servant? It's amazing!It seemed that he had completely forgotten about Mr. Mo who was in the same room.Tsk tsk, I really have no sense of crisis.

And Mr. Mo just thought, maybe I should change my surname to Liu?

After a fairly peaceful night, it was obvious that a terrible morning was ahead.

When Mr. Fei woke up, he rubbed his pillow habitually, feeling that last night was extraordinarily warm.Ever since the cold snap hit, Mr. Fei hadn't had such a warm bed.

But soon, he felt that something was wrong. Why is the texture of his pajamas so strange?It looks like a bathrobe.Hey, why did you put your bathrobe on the bed last night?Mr. Fei opened his eyes, and a tragedy happened.

Mr. Mo was woken up by Mr. Fei's screams. He looked at the shocked and angry Mr. Fei, tucked in the quilt, and said calmly and concisely, "Go on to sleep."

Mr. Fei stared blankly at him, then squirmed and used the quilt to build a line of defense between the two of them, warning: "You, why are you sleeping on my bed?"

Mr. Mo pretended to be asleep.

So Mr. Fei had to try his best to remember the memories: drinking last night, going home, meeting Mr. Mo, supper, taking a bath, and going to bed.Thinking of that magic servant, Mr. Fei's face burned, and steam came out of his ears.He squirmed again, moving a little away from Mr. Mo: "You helped me take a bath last night?"

Mr. Mo stopped pretending to be asleep, turned around, and stared at Mr. Fei expressionlessly.

The steam from Mr. Fei's ears grew stronger, and he blew his whistle.

Mr. Mo suddenly smiled, and said softly, "That's right, I also took off the clothes for you."

Mr. Fei screamed and shrank into the bed.

Mr. Mo stretched out his hand through the defense line, fumbled a few times shamelessly, and said, "Hey, are you familiar?"

The two were arguing, when the doorbell rang: "Little rabbit, please open the door~"

Mr. Mo pursed the corners of his lips. The ringtone hasn't been changed yet?He pushed the half of the quilt: "Open the door." There was no response.Mr. Mo had no choice but to put on cotton slippers and open the door himself.

"Life is so beautiful, little rabbit, let's run together!" The person outside the door put on a healthy and silly posture, with the sun shining on his face.

"Morning." Mr. Mo said.

Ye Yao was stunned, and petrified at the door in a very stupid posture.

In fact, Mr. Fei didn't hear the doorbell at all just now when he was hiding under the blanket. There was no movement from Mr. Mo for the rest of the day. He poked his head out and found that Mr. Mo was gone.Walking out of the bedroom, Mr. Fei suddenly felt bad!

Over there, Ye Yao saw Mr. Fei coming out of the bedroom wearing a baggy nightgown with a ruddy face, and he came back to life in an instant.

At this time, the three of them stood there in embarrassment, and for some reason four words appeared in their heads at the same time: catch rape on the spot.

Mr. Mo looked at their stunned expressions and decided to sit on the sidelines.Mr. Fei opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, he just lowered his head and pulled his nightgown back on.

Ye Yao withdrew his terribly stupid posture, and suddenly cried out in a long voice: "My girl, you just left your mother like this, alas, the water spilled by a married girl ~ I have to go back to my mother's house often Take a look~"

Mr. Fei covered his face, turned his head silently, and burst into tears for having such a bad friend.

Mr. Mo immediately invited Ye Yao in so as not to disturb the people.

So, the three of them sat in rows in the living room, dumbfounded.

Finally, Mr. Mo couldn't take it anymore, he stood up and said, "Rabbit, is there any coffee?"

Mr. Mo shook his head: "There is milk."

Mr. Mo touched his head: "You talk to your mother-in-law, and I'll make breakfast."

Mr. Fei: "..."

Ye Yao smiled and said, "Good son-in-law, I'll just say you hit it off!"

Mr. Fei rushed over and grabbed Ye Yao's neck: "Who is your daughter, who is your daughter!"

Mr. Mo went to the kitchen with a heavy responsibility, Ye Yao winked and said, "How is it?"

Mr. Fei blushed: "What are you thinking about, we are just sleeping."

Ye Yao blinked: "Haven't you followed him?"

Mr. Fei emphasized: "We have to take things one step at a time and take our time."

Ye Yao also touched his head: "Girl, you are so innocent."

The two were talking nonsense, when they smelled a burning smell, Mr. Fei yelled, "No, Mr. Mo doesn't know how to cook!"

After scrambling to save the kitchen, the three of them ate breakfast in silence, and Ye Yao ended his routine weekend trip early with a wink.This made Mr. Mo appreciate it very much, and before Ye Yao left, he said: "Mother-in-law, please go."

Ye Yao waved his hands and walked away contentedly.Mr. Fei gritted his teeth.

Just when Mr. Fei and Mr. Mo were free to plan their weekend together, a text message was sent: Senior, I'll be waiting for you at F University, see you at the old place.

Mr. Fei scratched his head and looked at Mr. Mo pitifully.

Mr. Mo straightened his face and said seriously: "You are not allowed to go."

Mr. Fei continued to look at Mr. Mo pitifully.

Mr. Mo sighed and patted his head: "Go and make it clear to him, only one complete defeat is allowed."

Mr. Fei slapped his hand off and glared, "You really think I'm a rabbit!"