Online game shallots have tofu
Chapter 36
When Guo Bao rushed into Yu's room, he stopped the moment he opened the door.
The person who was taking a comfortable bath in Yuchi glanced sideways at Guobao, with a wicked mouth, and said jokingly, "I want to help me wipe my back!"
Seeing Bao shaking his head, someone put his arms around his chest and screamed: "Hurry up, get out, or I will call molestation."
Subconsciously, Guo Bao said sorry, closed the door, turned around, and left.
When he got to the room, Guo Bao thought something wrong, this is his home and his room, why did he leave.
"I figured it out now, it's too late!" Chi Muye said lightly after taking a bath.
Guo Bao reproached him a bit: "Chi Muye, make a sound too."
It really scared him just now.
Chi Muye rubbed his hair and said, "Which thief do you see and make a sound?"
Guo Bao asked in surprise, "How did you get in?"
Chi Muye was very arrogant, but also very pushy: "There is no place I can't enter if I want to."
Guo Bao said with a look of admiration: "So you are a thief."
Chi Muye glanced at him, clearly expressing contempt: "You believe it."
Guo Bao blinked: "Isn't it?"
Chi Muye didn't intend to answer such a low-level question, so he chose to ignore it.
Guo Bao shrugged, sat on the bed and said to Chi Muye: "By the way, aren't you dead? Why are you there?"
"What did you say?" Chi Muye took off the towel with a gloomy face.
Guo Bao chuckled, "Well, I mean UM, isn't your seal point only [-]W. You should only be able to stay for three hours."
Chi Muye was surprised, walked over, threw the towel to Guo Bao, and Guo Bao asked with the uncaught towel on his head, "What are you doing?"
"Dry me off."
Chi Muye's tone was a bit commanding, so precious that he didn't feel it, he patted the bed and asked Chi Muye to sit.Then help him brush his wet hair.
"You haven't answered yet?"
Chi Muye was a little dizzy from being shaken by Guo Bao, is he rubbing his head?
"Can't you act smaller?" Chi Muye was dissatisfied, "If you don't want to, just say it."
Guo Bao said: "I always wipe like this, it dries faster."
It was shaking like a concussion... Someone was speechless.
Guo Bao asked again, "Why do you still appear?"
Faced with Bao's repeated questions, and it was the same question.Chi Muye asked back: "Didn't you see my name? I'm not wrong."
"What do you mean?" Guo Bao stopped shaking his head and wiping his hair, and asked strangely.
Chi Muye said: "My current name in UM is Feiye."
Through the BMW interface: "It doesn't sound good."
Then he seemed to think of something, "I seem to have seen this name somewhere, and someone has used this name."
Chi Muye smiled and said, "That's right."
"Then how can you use it?"
Chi Muye said arrogantly: "I kicked that person."
"Ah?" Guo Bao was surprised, "That's not right, even if you kick that person away, his registered name still can't be used."
Chi Muye cast a glance at him, and explained patiently: "Others can't, but I can, because my brother is the designer of UM."
"what?"
"Don't be surprised." Chi Muye patted the ears that had been tortured by Guobao countless times, helplessly.
"Your brother is the designer of UM?"
Chi Muye said: "Yes, I asked my brother to get me back again, with my original seal points. What is this called, the dove occupies the magpie's nest."
"Then you and Piao Miao are not married?"
"I am Feiye, I am not Fei, so the marriage between Fei and Piaomiao does not exist with the disappearance of Fei."
"Ok?"
"So even if the system recognizes the marriage between you and me, I can still change people. Should you thank me?"
Guo Bao asked, "Why should I thank you?"
"Otherwise, you won't be able to be with Piao Miao." Isn't that thanks to him?
Piao Miao is still puzzled: "Even if you guys get married, um, even if I marry Wei Tianxia, I can still be with Piao Miao."
God, how many generations is someone's thinking advanced.
"Then you will be a junior."
Guo Bao said, "I don't mind."
Chi Muye almost roared: "The two of them mind."
Guo Bao opened his eyes wide and asked, "Is it because of me that Tianxia and Piaomiao? But I don't mind anymore, what do they mind?"
Chi Muye couldn't help but rolled his eyes, this person can't communicate, is he too simple, or someone is too advanced.
"It's a game, why are you so serious." Guo Bao wondered, it's just a game, it doesn't matter who marries whom.
"As long as Piao Miao doesn't forget me."
Guo Bao suddenly thought of something again, "Oh right, if you get married, will you really forget the person you once liked?"
"Who told you that?"
"my brother."
Chi Muye said: "Is it the sunny wind breaking the dawn that always haunts you?"
If Qingfeng Lixiao knew about it, he would definitely yell: Which eye of yours saw me stalking him?
Guo Bao nodded, and Chi Muye said, "Listen to his nonsense!"
Guo Bao hummed, "Okay."
Chi Muye straightened his tortured hair and lay back.
After Guo Bao backed away in no hurry, Chi Muye's head rested on his lap.
Guo Bao looked at him a little helplessly, "Don't move." Chi Muye's voice was slightly tired, and Guo Bao obediently did not move.
Guo Bao looked at the person lying on his lap, frowned, not sleeping soundly.Guo Bao gently smoothed his eyebrows with his hands, and after an unknown amount of time, Guo Bao felt his legs go numb.
Thinking that Chi Muye was asleep, Guo Bao moved his legs slightly, and the person with his eyes closed suddenly uttered two words: "Idiot."
Guo Bao lowered his head and saw Chi Muye slowly opening his eyes.
That face contained the confusion of just waking up, but it was only for a moment, and in a blink of an eye, Chi Muye had that evil and unruly expression again.
"Are you awake?" Guo Bao smiled, trying to stand up, but fell straight down.
The man didn't stand still, and seeing that he was about to touch the ground closely, Chi Muye reached out and hugged him in good time.
"Ah, thank you." Guo Bao quickly apologized.
Chi Muye looked at him with a very surprised look, then let him go, and cursed: "What an idiot."
Guo Bao touched his nose, why did he call him an idiot again.
Chi Muye said, "I'm thirsty."
Guo Bao, rubbing his numb leg, Guo Bao said, "I'll pour it for you."
Chi Muye pushed him on the bed and waved his hand: "Forget it, I'll go by myself."
Chi Muye was familiar with the road, boiled water, made tea, and brought two cups of Anji white tea over.
Guo Bao took it in a daze, why Chi Muye is more familiar with this place than himself, I feel.
Seeing his dazed face, Chi Muye took a sip of tea: "Don't be surprised, when I arrived today, I took a stroll around."
"Can you remember it after a stroll?" Guo Bao asked.
Chi Muye said confidently, "What's the matter?"
Guo Bao once again showed his admiration: "Chi Muye, you are amazing."
Standing under the light, the man in black said coolly, "Don't worship brother, brother has always been a legend."
Guo Bao smiled happily: "The legends are all false, so are you also false?"
Chi Muye picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it over his head.
Guo Bao was slow to react, and was hit by the hit. He was treated unfairly, and Guo Bao also threw it over.
Chi Muye probably didn't expect Bao to fight back, and cursed: "Damn baby, dare to throw me."
As a result, two people who were half-grown and young had a pillow fight on the bed, and they didn't get tired of playing until midnight and fell asleep.
When Guo Bao got up, he found that Chi Muye was gone.Guo Bao rubbed his eyes and sighed, when did his sleeping appearance become so good, and he didn't kick off the quilt today.
Of course he wouldn't know Chi Muye's speechless expression when he saw his wild sleeping appearance.After covering him with the quilt, as soon as someone stepped out of the room, he jumped out of the window without even leaving the door. That was the second floor.
Guo Bao went downstairs and saw Uncle Yuan, and asked casually, "Uncle Yuan, have you seen Fei?"
Uncle Yuan was preparing breakfast and replied, "What?"
Guo Bao asked again: "It's Chi Muye, have you seen him?"
Uncle Yuan put down the plate in his hand, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Master, did anyone come here yesterday?"
Guo Bao didn't hide anything and said, "That's right, I must have been here yesterday."
Uncle Yuan squinted his eyes, glanced at Guo Bao with an ambiguous expression, and suddenly laughed.
Guo Bao was inexplicably asked by his smile: "Uncle Yuan, you laugh a little scary."
Uncle Yuan called Bao to come over for breakfast, and said with a smile: "Oh, I said young master, no one saw the old man yesterday, cough...cough...Young master has grown up."
Guo Bao didn't understand Uncle Yuan's ambiguous words, but Chi Muye obviously came yesterday, why did Uncle Yuan say he didn't see it?How did he get in?
"Uncle Yuan, didn't you see when Fei left?"
Uncle Yuan shook his head, and said to Guo Bao: "I said, young master, you "friend", come and go without a trace, old man, I got up when it was dark, but I saw a dark figure coming out of the gate. "
After a pause, Uncle Yuan asked curiously, "Master, is your friend the descendant of Li San, the swallow?"
Guo Bao waved his hand: "How is that possible, but if you don't go through the gate, why do you have to climb the wall?"
Uncle Yuan seemed to have attracted the taste of QJ, and said happily, "Maybe I'm sorry."
Why did Guo Bao feel that Uncle Yuan's smile is a bit weird today.
When Guobao arrived at school, he felt that everyone looked at him with the same eyes as Uncle Yuan, with light and twinkle.The monkey had seen Bao coming, so he bowed 90 degrees and shouted respectfully, "Your Highness."
Guo Bao blinked, and said without thinking: "Little monkey, excuse me."
"Ha..." Kraft leaned on Qiao Ren's shoulder and smiled brightly.
"Ah, Wuli, I call you Wuli, what kind of monkey do you call yourself... you think you are Lafayette... ah..." The monkey chased Bao Da.
Guo Bao shouted: "Ah, I was wrong..."
The monkey people looked at him bitterly, and asked Qiao Ren casually on the BMW, "Qiao Ren, aren't you going to race today?"
Kraft smiled sinisterly: "He, he was killed very badly by someone early in the morning."
Qiao Ren shrugged: "It's worth losing to Ning Kun's first single hand."
"Ning Kun's first single hand?" Never heard of it.
The monkey clasped his neck and said, "Idiot, it's Ningkun University, No. [-] singles player."
"Who?" Guo Bao asked curiously, while busy taking off the monkey's hand.
Qiao Ren pointed at the person who was walking towards this side not far away, and said with a smile, "That's right!"
Guo Bao raised his head. Under the sun, the person holding a tennis racket and exuding a sporty atmosphere is not Chi Muye, or who?
The person who was taking a comfortable bath in Yuchi glanced sideways at Guobao, with a wicked mouth, and said jokingly, "I want to help me wipe my back!"
Seeing Bao shaking his head, someone put his arms around his chest and screamed: "Hurry up, get out, or I will call molestation."
Subconsciously, Guo Bao said sorry, closed the door, turned around, and left.
When he got to the room, Guo Bao thought something wrong, this is his home and his room, why did he leave.
"I figured it out now, it's too late!" Chi Muye said lightly after taking a bath.
Guo Bao reproached him a bit: "Chi Muye, make a sound too."
It really scared him just now.
Chi Muye rubbed his hair and said, "Which thief do you see and make a sound?"
Guo Bao asked in surprise, "How did you get in?"
Chi Muye was very arrogant, but also very pushy: "There is no place I can't enter if I want to."
Guo Bao said with a look of admiration: "So you are a thief."
Chi Muye glanced at him, clearly expressing contempt: "You believe it."
Guo Bao blinked: "Isn't it?"
Chi Muye didn't intend to answer such a low-level question, so he chose to ignore it.
Guo Bao shrugged, sat on the bed and said to Chi Muye: "By the way, aren't you dead? Why are you there?"
"What did you say?" Chi Muye took off the towel with a gloomy face.
Guo Bao chuckled, "Well, I mean UM, isn't your seal point only [-]W. You should only be able to stay for three hours."
Chi Muye was surprised, walked over, threw the towel to Guo Bao, and Guo Bao asked with the uncaught towel on his head, "What are you doing?"
"Dry me off."
Chi Muye's tone was a bit commanding, so precious that he didn't feel it, he patted the bed and asked Chi Muye to sit.Then help him brush his wet hair.
"You haven't answered yet?"
Chi Muye was a little dizzy from being shaken by Guo Bao, is he rubbing his head?
"Can't you act smaller?" Chi Muye was dissatisfied, "If you don't want to, just say it."
Guo Bao said: "I always wipe like this, it dries faster."
It was shaking like a concussion... Someone was speechless.
Guo Bao asked again, "Why do you still appear?"
Faced with Bao's repeated questions, and it was the same question.Chi Muye asked back: "Didn't you see my name? I'm not wrong."
"What do you mean?" Guo Bao stopped shaking his head and wiping his hair, and asked strangely.
Chi Muye said: "My current name in UM is Feiye."
Through the BMW interface: "It doesn't sound good."
Then he seemed to think of something, "I seem to have seen this name somewhere, and someone has used this name."
Chi Muye smiled and said, "That's right."
"Then how can you use it?"
Chi Muye said arrogantly: "I kicked that person."
"Ah?" Guo Bao was surprised, "That's not right, even if you kick that person away, his registered name still can't be used."
Chi Muye cast a glance at him, and explained patiently: "Others can't, but I can, because my brother is the designer of UM."
"what?"
"Don't be surprised." Chi Muye patted the ears that had been tortured by Guobao countless times, helplessly.
"Your brother is the designer of UM?"
Chi Muye said: "Yes, I asked my brother to get me back again, with my original seal points. What is this called, the dove occupies the magpie's nest."
"Then you and Piao Miao are not married?"
"I am Feiye, I am not Fei, so the marriage between Fei and Piaomiao does not exist with the disappearance of Fei."
"Ok?"
"So even if the system recognizes the marriage between you and me, I can still change people. Should you thank me?"
Guo Bao asked, "Why should I thank you?"
"Otherwise, you won't be able to be with Piao Miao." Isn't that thanks to him?
Piao Miao is still puzzled: "Even if you guys get married, um, even if I marry Wei Tianxia, I can still be with Piao Miao."
God, how many generations is someone's thinking advanced.
"Then you will be a junior."
Guo Bao said, "I don't mind."
Chi Muye almost roared: "The two of them mind."
Guo Bao opened his eyes wide and asked, "Is it because of me that Tianxia and Piaomiao? But I don't mind anymore, what do they mind?"
Chi Muye couldn't help but rolled his eyes, this person can't communicate, is he too simple, or someone is too advanced.
"It's a game, why are you so serious." Guo Bao wondered, it's just a game, it doesn't matter who marries whom.
"As long as Piao Miao doesn't forget me."
Guo Bao suddenly thought of something again, "Oh right, if you get married, will you really forget the person you once liked?"
"Who told you that?"
"my brother."
Chi Muye said: "Is it the sunny wind breaking the dawn that always haunts you?"
If Qingfeng Lixiao knew about it, he would definitely yell: Which eye of yours saw me stalking him?
Guo Bao nodded, and Chi Muye said, "Listen to his nonsense!"
Guo Bao hummed, "Okay."
Chi Muye straightened his tortured hair and lay back.
After Guo Bao backed away in no hurry, Chi Muye's head rested on his lap.
Guo Bao looked at him a little helplessly, "Don't move." Chi Muye's voice was slightly tired, and Guo Bao obediently did not move.
Guo Bao looked at the person lying on his lap, frowned, not sleeping soundly.Guo Bao gently smoothed his eyebrows with his hands, and after an unknown amount of time, Guo Bao felt his legs go numb.
Thinking that Chi Muye was asleep, Guo Bao moved his legs slightly, and the person with his eyes closed suddenly uttered two words: "Idiot."
Guo Bao lowered his head and saw Chi Muye slowly opening his eyes.
That face contained the confusion of just waking up, but it was only for a moment, and in a blink of an eye, Chi Muye had that evil and unruly expression again.
"Are you awake?" Guo Bao smiled, trying to stand up, but fell straight down.
The man didn't stand still, and seeing that he was about to touch the ground closely, Chi Muye reached out and hugged him in good time.
"Ah, thank you." Guo Bao quickly apologized.
Chi Muye looked at him with a very surprised look, then let him go, and cursed: "What an idiot."
Guo Bao touched his nose, why did he call him an idiot again.
Chi Muye said, "I'm thirsty."
Guo Bao, rubbing his numb leg, Guo Bao said, "I'll pour it for you."
Chi Muye pushed him on the bed and waved his hand: "Forget it, I'll go by myself."
Chi Muye was familiar with the road, boiled water, made tea, and brought two cups of Anji white tea over.
Guo Bao took it in a daze, why Chi Muye is more familiar with this place than himself, I feel.
Seeing his dazed face, Chi Muye took a sip of tea: "Don't be surprised, when I arrived today, I took a stroll around."
"Can you remember it after a stroll?" Guo Bao asked.
Chi Muye said confidently, "What's the matter?"
Guo Bao once again showed his admiration: "Chi Muye, you are amazing."
Standing under the light, the man in black said coolly, "Don't worship brother, brother has always been a legend."
Guo Bao smiled happily: "The legends are all false, so are you also false?"
Chi Muye picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it over his head.
Guo Bao was slow to react, and was hit by the hit. He was treated unfairly, and Guo Bao also threw it over.
Chi Muye probably didn't expect Bao to fight back, and cursed: "Damn baby, dare to throw me."
As a result, two people who were half-grown and young had a pillow fight on the bed, and they didn't get tired of playing until midnight and fell asleep.
When Guo Bao got up, he found that Chi Muye was gone.Guo Bao rubbed his eyes and sighed, when did his sleeping appearance become so good, and he didn't kick off the quilt today.
Of course he wouldn't know Chi Muye's speechless expression when he saw his wild sleeping appearance.After covering him with the quilt, as soon as someone stepped out of the room, he jumped out of the window without even leaving the door. That was the second floor.
Guo Bao went downstairs and saw Uncle Yuan, and asked casually, "Uncle Yuan, have you seen Fei?"
Uncle Yuan was preparing breakfast and replied, "What?"
Guo Bao asked again: "It's Chi Muye, have you seen him?"
Uncle Yuan put down the plate in his hand, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Master, did anyone come here yesterday?"
Guo Bao didn't hide anything and said, "That's right, I must have been here yesterday."
Uncle Yuan squinted his eyes, glanced at Guo Bao with an ambiguous expression, and suddenly laughed.
Guo Bao was inexplicably asked by his smile: "Uncle Yuan, you laugh a little scary."
Uncle Yuan called Bao to come over for breakfast, and said with a smile: "Oh, I said young master, no one saw the old man yesterday, cough...cough...Young master has grown up."
Guo Bao didn't understand Uncle Yuan's ambiguous words, but Chi Muye obviously came yesterday, why did Uncle Yuan say he didn't see it?How did he get in?
"Uncle Yuan, didn't you see when Fei left?"
Uncle Yuan shook his head, and said to Guo Bao: "I said, young master, you "friend", come and go without a trace, old man, I got up when it was dark, but I saw a dark figure coming out of the gate. "
After a pause, Uncle Yuan asked curiously, "Master, is your friend the descendant of Li San, the swallow?"
Guo Bao waved his hand: "How is that possible, but if you don't go through the gate, why do you have to climb the wall?"
Uncle Yuan seemed to have attracted the taste of QJ, and said happily, "Maybe I'm sorry."
Why did Guo Bao feel that Uncle Yuan's smile is a bit weird today.
When Guobao arrived at school, he felt that everyone looked at him with the same eyes as Uncle Yuan, with light and twinkle.The monkey had seen Bao coming, so he bowed 90 degrees and shouted respectfully, "Your Highness."
Guo Bao blinked, and said without thinking: "Little monkey, excuse me."
"Ha..." Kraft leaned on Qiao Ren's shoulder and smiled brightly.
"Ah, Wuli, I call you Wuli, what kind of monkey do you call yourself... you think you are Lafayette... ah..." The monkey chased Bao Da.
Guo Bao shouted: "Ah, I was wrong..."
The monkey people looked at him bitterly, and asked Qiao Ren casually on the BMW, "Qiao Ren, aren't you going to race today?"
Kraft smiled sinisterly: "He, he was killed very badly by someone early in the morning."
Qiao Ren shrugged: "It's worth losing to Ning Kun's first single hand."
"Ning Kun's first single hand?" Never heard of it.
The monkey clasped his neck and said, "Idiot, it's Ningkun University, No. [-] singles player."
"Who?" Guo Bao asked curiously, while busy taking off the monkey's hand.
Qiao Ren pointed at the person who was walking towards this side not far away, and said with a smile, "That's right!"
Guo Bao raised his head. Under the sun, the person holding a tennis racket and exuding a sporty atmosphere is not Chi Muye, or who?
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