Online game shallots have tofu

Qiao Ren locked himself in the bathroom because of that pair of underwear, Guo Bao sighed: "Actually, my pair is quite clean, I just changed it out yesterday, it's much better than yours."

Qiao Ren's voice came from outside the bathroom door: "555555, I'm innocent!"

Guo Bao poked the monkey, "What's the matter with innocence?"

The monkey cut his voice, "Listen to his kid talking nonsense, that kid either seduced others or was seduced by others, he thought he was clear water and white tofu!"

Qiao Ren's voice was a little muffled by the sound of water flowing: "I'm clear tofu with cabbage."

"Fart." The monkey scolded unceremoniously.

Guo Bao subconsciously said: "Qiao Ren's blackness is smoked tofu!"

Kraft laughed, "What smoked tofu, I think it's stinky tofu."

After Qiao Ren washed himself clean and came out, he said, "Then I am famous all over the country, Shaoxing stinky tofu!"

Monkey and Kraft looked scornful, and Qiao Ren shrugged indifferently before sitting down and explaining to Guo Bao what UM is.

What is UM?The game is about a game of comprehension and leveling. Is there any difference between this game and other games?The only difference is that this game is suitable for men, or that this game can only be played by men.

In addition to being understood as YOUMAN, UM can also be understood as U beauty (danmei), because they are all men.

Guo Bao laughed out loud, "You guys are too stupid, isn't it just a game, many women register their sex as male."

Qiao Ren glanced at him, "You're smart, you think we haven't thought about it, but he wants ID verification!"

Guo Bao felt even more ridiculous, "What's the matter, girls can borrow from friends, brother, father, third uncle and second uncle..."

Qiao Ren interrupted him, and the three aunts and six wives all came out, "We tried it, but we didn't believe it when we heard it. I asked my sister to use my friend's account to try it. It was OK to register, but the next day, When I log in again, it shows [this game, ladies stop]”

Guo Bao opened his eyes wide, "It's so amazing!"

Monkey interface, "What's even more amazing is that Qiao Ren's friend's account on UM was also blocked. When he logged in, it displayed [You liar, get out...]"

"Hahaha..." Guo Bao laughed while leaning on the table. "so fun!"

"It's quite fun." Qiao Ren broke out in a cold sweat when he remembered the scene of his friend chasing him with a kitchen knife.

"That is to say, one ID card can have two or more than two accounts?"

Kraft moved a chair and came over, "Yes, yes, but the two accounts will disappear the next day. Because there are regulations on the game registration interface, there are three restrictions. One, identity reset is not allowed, that is, one ID card has multiple accounts. account number, two, it is not allowed to steal other people's credentials..."

Guobao Interface: "My dad doesn't know how to play games, so I'll use his ID card, who knows?"

Kraft clicked his tongue: "Don't believe in evil, it just knows!"

"What do you mean?" Now Guobao is confused, a game setting is too perfect, and it is impossible to find out the reality, I have never heard of borrowing someone else, and it will be discovered!Is it the people who set the game up?

Guo Bao's puzzlement was clearly shown on his face, Qiao Ren chuckled helplessly, "The most impossible things will become possible in UM."

"So mysterious?" Hearing this, Guo Bao was a little ready to move and wanted to play. "What is the third?"

Monkey stopped the game at hand and joined their discussion, "The third thing, it is said that when the sealing point reaches 770W points, in reality you can feel the people around you, who is playing UM, their identity What is it, just like you have the ability of a person in the game, the coefficients of sealing points will be displayed next to that person."

"What... what do you mean?" Guo Bao was a little at a loss. Hearing what they said, it seemed that they could see the player's attack power in reality like a game?

Qiao Ren smiled, "That is to say, in reality, if you are both players, you can see his level in UM."

"Just kidding!" Guo Bao felt as if he was listening to a fantasy novel, unbelievable.

Unexpectedly, the three people around nodded together, and their expressions were very serious.It can not be!

"Then how much have you guys played? What is the point seal?"

Everyone looked at each other, and was speechless for the idiot of the Guobao game. Qiao Ren kindly explained, "770W, that is the prayer point of the Protoss, and it can also be called the starting point. If you reach 770W, your level will be automatically upgraded to the Protoss. Next to your character's name will be displayed the <God> logo, as for seal points, it is all your character's attack power, defense power, blood points, and..."

"Anything else?" Guo Bao asked impatiently.

Qiao Ren hesitated to speak, as if he was a little embarrassed, but the monkey said indifferently: "Your level of attack and suffering."

"What is an attack and accept program? Is it attack and withstand capacity?"

The monkey looked contemptuous, and if he wanted to say it, Kraft covered his mouth and shook his head at the curious baby: "It's okay, it's okay, you can understand it this way."

The monkey pulled Kraft's hand away, "What are you doing? You want to murder your own husband, be careful, I will really overwhelm you."

What the monkey said made Kafu's handsome face flush red, Guo Bao asked strangely: "Kafu, why is your face so red, do you have a fever?"

Qiao Ren cursed: "Idiot!"

"Why are you scolding me?" Guo Bao pouted a little aggrieved.

Qiao Ren patted his head, "Okay, okay, if you want to play, I'll take you in, but when you do the task, you have to follow me, otherwise you don't know how you will die, although the game can be played on the spot. Rebirth, but there are only three chances, once the chances are exhausted, this game cannot be played for life.”

"Oh!" Guo Bao nodded obediently.

"Then what else should I pay attention to?" Guo Bao asked seriously.

Qiao Ren thought for a while, "When you meet a ladyboy, run away."

"Huh????" Guo Bao blinked strangely, what do you mean?

"Stupid, there are no women there. Dressing up as a woman is not a transvestite!"

"But they are beautiful, right?" Guo Bao had an envious expression on his face.

Qiao Ren twitched the corner of his mouth, and threw something to him, Guo Bao took it, looked at the words on the paper, and didn't recognize any of them. "What's this?"

Qiao Ren said, "A pass to UM."

"Pass pass?" Guo Bao looked left and right, there were only two characters there, like ancient seal characters. "What is written?"

"Qiankun!"

"What?" Guo Bao asked.

"Qiankun!" Qiao Ren said loudly again.

"What's the use of these two characters?" Guo Bao took the characters, and after researching, he found that they really don't look like the words Qian Kun.

"It's a pass. Every invitation pass is different. With these two words, you can register."

"But how do you type this word?"

"You don't need to type it in, you will know how to use it when you register!" Qiao Ren laughed mysteriously.

Guo Bao is a curious baby. After hearing what he said, he immediately sat in front of the computer and opened the webpage. When he entered the page, a female voice came out, which was very pleasant to hear, "Please enter your passport with the password!"

"What's the password?" The question was originally for Qiao Ren, but the female voice answered.

"The password is voice, please read the words on the pass."

Guo Bao opened his mouth wide, this, this, this, this is unbelievable, it's all smart.

"This handsome guy, please don't be dazed, the pass code input time is five seconds, there are three seconds left, two..."

"Qiankun! Qiankun..." shouted from the passing BMW.

The female voice said in a very serious voice: "I'm not old yet, so I don't need to repeat it again and again, thank you!"

"Pfft——" The monkey learned to be smart this time, and immediately turned his head, but this mouthful of tea was sprayed on Kraft's chest. At first glance, he felt that Kraft had become a woman.

Kraft looked at the monkey with a gloomy face, and the monkey explained in embarrassment, "This, this, I didn't mean it, or I'll rub your back to apologize."

Just as Kraft was about to say something, Guo Bao's surprised voice came, "This, this..."

Qiao Ren replied with a smile: "These two villains are very familiar, aren't they a pair of thousand-year-old ghosts who advertised for white brains. This year's holidays, no gifts, no gifts, no gifts,..."

Guo Bao pouted at the corner of his mouth, feeling like he was going to collapse. There was still an old man and an old woman jumping around on the screen, which one was not white-headed, but now it’s changed to this year’s game, what are you playing, what are you playing, what are you playing? ...

"It's not good enough." After Guo Bao finished speaking, he planned to close the page, and looking at it was not as fun as watching it again and again.

When he was about to close it, he found that the page had changed. The whole page was dark at first, and then slowly, spots of light appeared.First there is a little bit of blue light, very faint blue, and then it slowly ripples out, full of colors, in just a blink of an eye.

What appeared in front of Guo Bao was a grand picture.It was an indescribable aura, just a few strokes of Huihong, but it was full of domineering. After ten seconds, the yellow sand and flying soil turned into crystal clear icebergs, and the whole world was covered with ice and snow, pure and refreshing.In just a split second, the picture turned into thousands of troops and horses, waving the wind of the king...

Guo Bao's eyes changed instantly, he was so shocked that he forgot to speak.

At this time, the female voice sounded again, "I'm sorry, the system was cramped just now, please pretend that you didn't see the old couple, welcome to the registration page!"

Guo Bao's expression changed, and Qiao Ren patted him on the shoulder with sympathy.

The registration page is very simple, because they are all men, so the gender column is omitted.

Name: Guo Bao thought about it, and typed it, Brother Bao!Originally, I wanted to beat Master Bao, but I felt that I was calling myself old, so I temporarily changed it to brother.

It shows that it can be used, but there is another word next to the words that can be used. Guo Bao pointed to the word next to it and asked strangely: "What does this mean?"

When the other three heard his yell and went to look at it, Qiao Ren first laughed out of style.Next to Guobao's name is a very prominent word - Shou

"What do you mean?" Guo Bao was even more surprised when he saw everyone laughing indistinctly.

The monkey put a hand on his shoulder, and said sympathetically, "It seems that you are destined to be a young man."

Kraft put Guo Bao on the other shoulder, "I said Master Bao, you are destined to be crushed. I sympathize with you!"

Guo Bao still looked blank and wanted to ask, but the system started to prompt, and the female voice sweetly reminded: "Please register quickly, wasting time is equivalent to slow suicide, if you want to commit suicide, don't drag me, thank you!"

Guo Bao sticks out his tongue, and fills in the items.

Click Finish, and the information of Guobao will be displayed like this.

Name: Brother Bao (Hey, I told you many times, not the fake brother in the red building)

Category: Water line (why choose water line, Guo Bao said to commemorate the little turtle)

Weapons: I’m sorry that the newcomer has no weapons (weapons are cultivated by myself, or snatched from others)

Seal point: [-] points (gifted by the system, in order not to hang up all at once)

Appearance: Delicate and refreshing (Each character will automatically form a character according to the ID card provided, and the character similarity is 60%, so if the ID card is too ugly, I'm sorry.)

--[Hello]