[Tomb Raider] Escape

In a blink of an eye, it is the 26th of the twelfth lunar month.

While tidying up his things, Su Yi reminded him: "You don't need to tidy things up, you remember to take your ID card and passport with you."

ID card?Li Yaoyao, who had been languid for a while, suddenly lit up her eyes, and nodded, "Okay."

Su Yi pouted her buttocks to tidy up her clothes, Li Yaoyao stepped forward and touched his upturned buttocks ambiguously: "Honey, what can I do for you?"

Su Yi smiled and patted his hand away: "Don't make a fuss. I don't worry about you packing up, just bring yourself tomorrow."

Li Yaoyao smirked and put his hand on it and fumbled: "Okay, let me squirt my semen on the other side of the earth..."

Su Yi smiled and shook his head: "Still swaying..." He didn't want to pay attention to Li Yaoyao's dishonest hand, but the more he touched it, the more he touched it, so he had no choice but to dodge: "I have to catch a plane tomorrow morning, so go to bed early if you have nothing to do. Come on, stop messing around."

Li Yaoyao curled her lips and left in a daze.

Early the next morning, Su Yi checked to make sure that he hadn't forgotten anything, and he and Li Yaoyao got into the car sent by Su Qian and set off for the airport.

At the airport, Su Yi stretched out his hand: "Give me your ID card and passport, and I'll go get a boarding pass. Just wait here for me."

Li Yaoyao pretended to touch the pockets of her trousers, then her jacket, took out her wallet and looked through it while Su Yi's face was getting worse and worse, and said in panic: "Oops, I forgot my passport!"

Su Yi clenched his fists to restrain his anger and said, "Didn't I remind you when I was going out? You said you brought it!"

Li Yaoyao scratched her head in embarrassment, and smiled apologetically: "I thought I brought it—oh! I remembered, I put it on the cabinet last night and forgot to take it!"

Su Yi checked the cabinet before going out, and there was no Li Yaoyao's passport.He stared at Li Yaoyao with a dark face, Li Yaoyao blushed a little from his look, and yelled, "the plane is about to take off in a short time, and it must be too late to go back to get it now. Why don't you go, don't worry about me , these few days I went to join Master and Qiao Yu." After a pause, seeing Su Yi's face was always gloomy, his momentum couldn't help but weaken, "Uh...I will call you every day..."

Su Yi bent down, covered his stomach and said with restraint: "Go and help me get a cup of hot water."

Li Yaoyao was taken aback: "What's wrong with you? Stomach pain?"

Su Yi nodded with a grim expression: "My stomach hurts from your anger. Pour some hot water for me."

Li Yaoyao was very guilty, put down her bag and said, "Wait a minute." Then she turned around and strode to ask the stewardess for hot water.

When Li Yaoyao came back with the cup, she saw that the zipper of her small backpack was open at Su Yi's feet. Su Yi was holding his passport and ID card in his hand and sneered.

Li Yaoyao was furious: "You stole my bag! You, you are playing tricks on me again!"

Su Yi's eyes were cold: "Who played tricks on whom first? Are you going to go back on what you promised?"

Li Yaoyao was wronged, so choked that she couldn't speak, she picked up the cup and gulped down all the hot water.

Su Yi raised her eyebrows, and Li Yaoyao said in a muffled voice, "My stomach hurts from your anger!"

A refreshed Su Yi carried Li Yaoyao, who looked like an eggplant that had been beaten with frost, into the VIP waiting room. Su Yi, who knew very well that he gave a date with a stick, began to comfort him gently: "Isn't it all agreed?" ? Why do you suddenly not want to go?"

Li Yaoyao said awkwardly: "Damn, I have never been abroad, so I can't be nervous! Last night I watched the stars at night, and today the plane will have an accident!"

"Bah, bah, bah!" Su Yi said jokingly, "I really lost to you." Fu leaned closer and teased, "Are you afraid to see my parents?"

Li Yaoyao moaned with a dark face: "I'm afraid of a fart! I'm afraid of someone!"

Su Yi smiled without saying a word.

After a while, Li Yaoyao kicked Su Yi: "Hey, your dad doesn't hold a gun, does he?"

Su Yi hugged her stomach and smiled: "My parents are only on vacation in Hawaii, and they are not American citizens. Of course, they can't hold guns—so what if you hold a gun. Don't worry, I will block bullets for you."

Li Yaoyao hummed: "I read the news, there are shootings in the United States all day long-eh? Vacation? Then why don't they go back to China and send you all there?"

Su Yi rubbed his hair with a smile: "Isn't it good to come out to relax? Actually, my eldest brother and my two older sisters have been busy with work. My parents are afraid that they will work too hard, so they want to take this opportunity to let them give me a lot of money. Have a holiday and go out with the family to have fun."

Li Yaoyao pouted unhappily.

After a while, both Su Qian and Su Wei came.Su Qian came alone, and Su Wei brought a young boy with him.

Su Yi stood up to greet them, Li Yaoyao also stood up, as if she didn't see Su Qian, she just said hello to Su Wei, second brother politely, and turned her eyes to the boy he brought to look at him .

Su Yi asked: "Brother, didn't sister-in-law come with you?"

Su Qian's complexion changed slightly, and he immediately returned to an elegant smile: "She took Xiaolong to her mother's house to celebrate the New Year."

Su Yi groaned, returned to her seat and sat down.

Su Qian glanced at Li Yaoyao coldly, walked arrogantly and gracefully to a seat far away and sat down.Su Wei led the boy to sit not far away.

Li Yaoyao quietly asked: "Is that your second brother's...?"

Su Yi had seen that man when he was staying at Su Wei's house before, and he shook his head and whispered, "It's my second brother's patient."

Li Yaoyao sneered: "Take the patient to spend the New Year with parents?"

Su Yi smiled and explained: "He seems to have lost his memory. The second brother picked it up from the road. Maybe he was afraid that no one would take care of him when he left, so he took it with him."

Li Yaoyao was quite surprised: It's hard to imagine that such an indifferent person as Su Wei would randomly pick someone up from the road to go home, there is definitely adultery in it!

After a while, the boarding began, and Su Qian booked the first-class cabin, so the Su family boarded the plane first.In the past, Li Yaoyao and Su Yi traveled in ordinary cabins, and they never saw Su Yi put on any young master airs.When he got into the first class cabin, he always felt strange, and he couldn't help but slander Su Qian for having a few scumbags and pretending to be aggressive.But when he really sat down on the spacious and comfortable sofa, he felt... In fact, it was indeed much more comfortable.So Li Yaoyao hummed pretending to be disdainful, and reluctantly began to enjoy the treatment of the young master.

After flying for about ten hours, the plane landed at the airport in Hawaii.

After Li Yaoyao got off the plane, seeing that the airport was full of Chinese, she couldn't help asking, "Hey, are there many Chinese in America?"

Su Yi asked and answered calmly: "Not much, less than Americans."

Li Yaoyao: "..."

The Su family's parents sent a special car to pick them up at the airport and sent them to the villa rented by the Su family near the beach.

Li Yaoyao looked very nervous in the car, and squeezed Su Yi's arm tightly all the way, making Su Yi grin his teeth, secretly amused in his heart, and said in his ear, "My dad really doesn't carry a gun."

After ten seconds, Li Yaoyao said stiffly, "How many bodyguards does your father have?"

Su Yi laughed: "What's the matter? Are you going to fight my dad one-on-one?"

Li Yaoyao wanted to cry but had no tears.

When he thought of the bastard things he had done to Su Yi, even if he put aside other things, he would call himself the third young master of the Su family and cry for his mother. Forgive yourself.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was on a thief ship this time, and he didn't know if Master Su would hold a gun to his head and force him to write a deed of prostitution and stamp bloody handprints, or if he would simply castrate his usual The culprit who bullied Su Yi?

The more Li Yaoyao thought about it, the colder she became, she asked in a low voice: "You didn't tell your parents that you are usually the one I oppressed, did you?"

Su Yi was almost driven crazy by the things in his head: "...No, stop thinking about it, my dad is not a mafia."

Li Yaoyao swallowed cautiously: "Old man, I'm at a disadvantage. If your parents ask, they'll say that I'm usually fucked by you..."

Sitting in the back row of the two, the boy named Rhubarb brought by Su Wei heard the conversation between the two, and laughed so hard that he hugged his stomach. Even Su Wei couldn't help putting his hands on his nose to cover up the curved corners of his mouth. .

When the car stopped in front of the villa, Li Yaoyao's legs went limp when he got out of the car, but fortunately Su Yi helped him quickly so that he didn't hurt his arm.

Su Yi was speechless: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, really don't be afraid."

It's no wonder that Li Yaoyao is timid, it's because he has watched a lot of American gunfight movies recently, and imagined that Su Yi's parents should have many muscular black bodyguards, who can punch people until their noses bleed flow.Li Yaoyao has seen a lot of hooligans and bandits with guns in her life, but this is the first time she has seen a wealthy family who can be put on the stage.What's more, if Su Yi's father really wants to vent his anger on his son and order someone to beat him up, he feels that he must never fight back because of Su Yi, and he can only be beaten obediently.

His face trembled, and he poked his neck and said proudly: "I'm afraid of a fart!"

Rhubarb, who was following the two of them, laughed softly and fell on Su Wei.

Su Qian rang the doorbell of the villa, and after a while, a middle-aged man in beach shorts came out and opened the door.

Su Qian smiled gracefully: "Dad."

Su Yi and Su Wei said in unison: "Dad."

dad? ? ?Li Yaoyao looked at the middle-aged man with a friendly smile and wearing a floral T-shirt and beach shorts, and was stuck for three seconds, before calling blankly: "Hello, Yue... Father-in-law!"

Rhubarb held back for two seconds, and imitated softly calling "Hello, father-in-law".

Everyone: "..."

Master Su Su Bohua smiled and turned sideways: "Come in. It's Xiao Li and Da Huang, right?"

When Li Yaoyao walked past Su Bohua, she shrank her neck subconsciously, telling herself that Master Su was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, so he must not let his guard down.

Su Yi's two older sisters had already arrived on different flights. Li Yaoyao entered the living room and greeted them one by one: "Mother-in-law, eldest sister-in-law, second sister-in-law."

Da Huang immediately imitated the example and bowed: "Hello mother-in-law, hello eldest sister-in-law, and second sister-in-law."

Everyone present was dumbfounded.

Su Wei looked coldly: "Why are you joining in the fun? If you mess around again, I'll kick you out."

Rhubarb scratched his head and smiled foolishly.

Su Yi was unable to support his forehead: "Mom, eldest sister, second sister, he is Li Yaoyao." Then he tugged on Li Yaoyao's sleeve and said in a low voice, "I can call you whatever I want."

Li Yaoyao immediately changed her words: "Mom! Eldest sister! Second sister!"

Su Yi's relatives exchanged some embarrassing greetings, and then let them go into the room to pack their things.

As soon as Su Yi closed the door after entering the room, Li Yaoyao immediately changed his face and said triumphantly, "Honey, how was my performance just now?"

Su Yi laughed dryly: "Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha."

Li Yaoyao lay comfortably on the big bed, and concluded: "Your parents must think I'm a super good wife!"

Su Yi sat down by the bed, touched his thigh and smiled dotingly: "Fool, it doesn't matter what my parents think, what matters is what I think of you."

After packing up, Su Yi led Li Yaoyao out to eat with his family, and after eating, the whole family went for a walk on the beach and chatted.

Li Yaoyao gradually discovered that the most serious people in Su's family were Su Qian and his second sister Su who was a lawyer, and Mrs. Su, Mrs. Su, was actually quite approachable and didn't mind her son's son-in-law very much.Most importantly, after Li Yaoyao's careful observation, Mr. Su really did not bring any bodyguards within a 300-meter radius, let alone black men with machine guns, so Li Yaoyao soon couldn't hide his original face, and when walking The sloppy look appeared again when he spoke.

Su Bohua called out, "Little Li."

Li Yaoyao saw that people who were two or three years younger than her were called "big yellow", but she became "Xiao Li", so she smiled and waved her hands: "Hi! What is Xiao Li? Dad, just call me Lao Li!"

Su Bohua twitched violently, and said with a dry smile: "Old Li, I heard from the third child that you are an antique appraisal?"

Li Yaoyao didn't change her face: "That's right! Dad, if you want to buy any antiques in the future, just tell me, and I'll get it for you!"

Su Bohua said happily: "Okay, okay, I like to collect porcelain, you have to talk to me about it."

So Lao Su and Lao Li walked shoulder to shoulder to discuss antiques.

Back at the villa in the evening, Mrs. Su told her children to go to bed early to avoid jet lag, so everyone went back to their rooms.

Su Yi took a bath by himself, cleaned up for Li Yaoyao, and lay down beside him, his eyes were tender and full of nostalgia: "How are my parents?"

Li Yaoyao said, "Well, it's better than I thought."

Su Yi kissed his nose: "Actually, my biggest difficulty is you. When you can give me your heart, my life will be worth it."

Li Yaoyao said casually: "Why don't I give up on you. Come on, baby, let's squirt semen in a foreign country!"

Su Yi was so angry that his teeth hurt, he poked Li Yaoyao's forehead: "Can't you think of something else?" But seeing Li Yaoyao's performance today was really good, Su Yi still sat up and patted him thigh: "Lie flat."

When Su Yi endured the pain and sat down to the end, and couldn't hold back the first groan, Li Yaoyao suddenly squeezed her throat and screamed: "Ah~~ah~~"

Su Yi was so frightened that he almost fell off him, and patted his chest to suppress his shock: "You, what's your name?"

Li Yaoyao blinked innocently: "Honey, bear it, stop yelling today, I'll yell! Your parents have to make sure that I'm the one you usually bully."

Su Yi couldn't laugh or cry.

"Ah~~Oh~~Yes, that's it! Oh, push hard! Fakemi!"

Li Yaoyao was lying on the bed shaking her head and screaming loudly, she really looked like she was being fucked to death.

Su Yi nearly rolled down from laughing several times, and finally suppressed his mouth unbearably, and threatened: "Stop barking! If my parents think that I have found a slut, they will be angry too!"

Li Yaoyao changed her mind: It makes sense!So she lowered her voice and moaned softly: "Ah, Ya Die~~ Yiku~~"

Su Yi raised his forehead and started exercising at a faster speed, just wanting to end this funny sex thing as soon as possible.

In the end, the two of them groaned together and vented, Su Yiruan fell beside Li Yaoyao, rubbing his sweaty forehead against his shoulder: "Satisfied?"

Li Yaoyao lifted up her blouse, pointed at her chest and neck, and said, "Quick, quick, leave a few marks, and let them see how you spoil me like a wild beast tomorrow!"

Su Yi: "..."