I came to the main world after being dressed as ifton

"I'll cry if you don't wear it."

The sound of pattering footsteps came from behind, and a slender figure was faintly revealed from the dark corner.

The flat tone, pale and indifferent face, all showed that the aloof man in front of him didn't realize what kind of tiger and wolf words he had said.

If you change to another person, maybe you will be given a sentence-who cares about you? !

But if it was replaced by Shibusawa Ryuhiko who was like an elf growing up in the snow country, it would be a complete beauty crit!It is still the kind that can outline the desires of people's hearts, hoping that things will develop as the other party said.

It's a pity that the current bystanders, no matter their mind or vision, will not be shaken by this.

So this kind of beauty attack that usually makes people crazily shout "Little brother, I want to smash the big wall for you!" can be said to have the same effect as "Winning eyes for the blind!".

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai turned around with interest, raised his eyebrows in high spirits, then raised his head slightly and said with a teasing tone: "Then you cry~"

Although I have no interest in changing clothes, it will be completely different if I can make Bai Qilin cry. It can be said that as long as I can do this, it can be called a worthwhile trip.

"It seems that there are some differences between us..." Shibusawa Tatsuhiko paused, and then acted as if nothing happened.

He is in a hurry!He is in a hurry! !He is playing dumb! ! !

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Osamu Dazai became even more excited. He clasped his arms around his shoulders and tapped his arm with his index finger, forcefully bringing the topic back: "No, no, there is no disagreement!" Nakahara Chuya's mood when he saw himself in the dungeon, "I'm just interested in the crying white unicorn, that's a famous painting worth tens of billions!"

At this moment, it was the first time for these two former partners to have such a high degree of tacit understanding!Although Zhongyuanzhong may not want it~

No you don't want to!

As soon as Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Shibusawa Ryuhiko used those ruby-like eyes, no, no... His eyes did not have the unique luster of gemstones. Rather than rubies, scarlet blood is more in line with reality.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko stared at Osamu Dazai with those scarlet eyes that were like blood that was about to dry up, his pupils were full of rejections of "What's to do with me?" and "Why should I do this?"

With the confrontation between the two of them, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became stiff.

"I didn't expect Dazai-kun to be such a person~" What broke the atmosphere of the scene was a male voice as silky as a cello, and a black-haired male wearing a snow-white fluffy hat came up.

Black hair, blood-red eyes, pale skin, black eyes... The visitor's figure is slender and thin, just like a vampire in a fantasy story, with an unhealthy weakness and a sense of sickness.

But the vampire is much stronger than the man in front of him.

Looking at the demon Fyodor who was walking forward in a calm manner, Osamu Dazai's eyes flashed an almost invisible dark light.

Then he spread his hands helplessly, put on a disgusted face, and said, "So what do you say?"

The kind Russian stopped and tilted his head with a smile.

"It is said that tragedy is the most shocking, because it has a unique beauty of incompleteness..."

The man closed his eyes and said, as if he was telling some truth: "In the public impression, except for the special situation of crying with joy, tears are usually used to express people's sorrow, and they are an indispensable part of all tragedies. .”

"I thought that judging from Dazai-kun's famous name, even if he was really interested in tears, it should be the tears of a beautiful girl..."

"I didn't expect to be interested in Shibusawa-kun as a man!" Finally, he ended with a meaningful tone of emotion.

Hey, the little mouse is here~

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in high spirits, no longer the reputation of fearing the world would not be chaotic. He made a fuss (isn't it) provocative (?) and said: "I didn't expect you to come here so soon, Majin-kun~" His tone paused, like a Shaking left and right like a tumbler, "You are willing to come out of your dark and wet lair~"

He said in a fuss, as if he had discovered something incredible.

I have to say that this appearance looks quite childlike.

Fyodor raised his eyebrows, looked at Osamu Dazai with a smile, and suddenly took on the demeanor of a noble son.

Devil?Your son? !

Osamu Dazai, who was disgusted by his own association, retched in his heart, and continued to sow discord with the idea of ​​"You disgust me, so I will give you feedback anyway!"

"I thought you had so much information? That's it!" Osamu Dazai looked down, with sincere sympathy on his face.

Fyodor didn't take the bait so quickly, he just tilted his head in a puzzled look, "Ah, what should I say? Please enlighten me, Dazai-kun!"

"I thought you knew everything~ After all, rats are best at making holes in various places, right~"

Dazai Osamu said this, and then continued to add with a laugh: "I didn't expect your information to be out of date~ It seems that you, Majin-kun, are no longer good~"

"Rats are everywhere, and what they are good at is reproduction." Fyodor answered casually, and said in a flat tone: "I will care about the problems of the subordinates after I go back, so is there any problem with the previous ones?"

"Of course there is~" Osamu Dazai smiled with a high tone, and after raising his hands, he happily circled around in place.

Then he stopped, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Although I do prefer girls, it can't be fixed like this. You know, I hate the same things~" Then he clapped his hands with a smile on his face Showing off: "I recently adopted a cutie~ I've registered as a registered permanent residence!"

adoption?Household registration? ?

The demon, who was still a little confused at first, looked at Shibusawa Ryuhiko who suddenly realized, and thought of the customs of Sakura Country in a flash of inspiration.

"I see……"

He clapped his hands, and his tone was sincere as if he didn't know that Osamu Dazai was fooling around again: "This is really a surprise~ Then do you need me to prepare a congratulatory gift?"

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai shook his head, and rejected Fyodor's proposal very neatly.

"Speaking of Shibusawa-kun, are you still crying?" After he finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Shibusawa Ryuhiko, with a standard gentle smirk on his face.

Shibusawa Ryuhiko raised his head with a dull expression, "Then do you wear it?"

Although they didn't say it directly, they all knew that Bai Qilin was referring to the white suit that the other party had just made.

Well, in the name of commemorating the rare collaboration to make team uniforms.

"As long as you are willing to cry, then I can wear it." Osamu Dazai replied immediately.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko nodded, not even thinking of continuing to reply.

Seeing the crystal-clear teardrops emerging from around his eye sockets, Shibusawa Ryuhiko closed his eyes, and the slowly emerging teardrops hung precariously on his thick eyelashes.

After a while, I couldn't hold it anymore, and it slowly flowed down my cheeks.

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wow fuck-

Dazai Osamu, who watched the scene in front of him, couldn't help leaning back, like an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone, staring at Shibusawa Ryuhiko who was completely white after closing his eyes.

you you you……

The villain in his heart kept tumbling, but he pretended to speak naturally in order to save face: "You actually cried out..."

"What's this?"

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko opened his eyes when he heard the words, and said in the flat tone unique to the script group that sees through life: "Crying is the catharsis of human emotions. When they are seen crying, they will become angry because it represents Others have dabbled in the inhumane side of their hearts without consent..."

"What they really care about is the discomfort of being probed, not the tears themselves."

Since you don't show your weakness, there's nothing wrong with crying, right? !

Osamu Dazai subconsciously showed a pair of dead fish eyes, and it was the first time he experienced the feeling of being bullied and wanting to complain because he had been choking people until he couldn't speak.

"My tears don't contain any emotions. They are essentially the same as my own graffiti, so there is no need to be ashamed of it." Shibusawa Tatsuhiko concluded in a light tone, never even bothering to wipe away tears From the action, it can be seen that the other party is just like what he said, and he doesn't feel that his crying is worth making people awkward.

Osamu Dazai: ... Fuck (a kind of plant)! ! !

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Shibusawa Tatsuhiko looked at Dazai Osamu who was walking out with his coat behind his back, and frowned suspiciously, "Dazai-kun, what are you doing?"

I……?

Osamu Dazai stopped, then turned to look at Shibusawa Tatsuhiko and Fyodor.

"Aren't you going to change clothes? I'm willing to bet, I won't be fooling around here for such a small matter."

Then he tilted his head, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips meaningfully: "Or do we even have to change clothes together? Let me tell you first, I don't have the habit of being naked in front of other men." .”

……

Osamu Dazai returned to the room on the top floor, locked the door casually, and threw his clothes on the hanger beside him.

Then he unbuttoned it, took off his shirt, and then kicked off his trousers.

"The moon has risen..." Looking at the sky outside the window, Osamu Dazai muttered to himself.

Perhaps it was because he knew that in Long Yanjian, there were not many people left in Yokohama after eliminating ordinary people, not to mention that his room was considered one of the highest places in Yokohama.Osamu Dazai, who confirmed that no one would see all of this, immediately went off the assembly line in shame, stretched his waist naked like this, walked directly to the window, put his hand on the eaves of the window and poked his head from the inside Come out, blink your eyes and look at Yokohama under the night sky.

Well~ From a certain point of view, this is also an independent "parallel world"!

Thinking like this, he unexpectedly thought of another big cat that he raised recently.

That is……

Following the sound of the steps being ripped apart, the upper air covered by the diffuse mist began to twist, like the surface of a lake with waves after a stone was thrown in.

This is really, say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here~

A hint of interest flashed in Dazai Osamu's eyes, he picked up the white suit that was put aside, put it on again, pushed the door and went out.

……

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko over there is starting the fourth chat group in the three-person dormitory with Fyodor.

Bai Qilin's eyes widened as if he had sensed something shocking, and he muttered in disbelief: "How is it possible...someone broke in from the outside..."

shouldn't be...

If it is a supernatural person, it will be automatically sucked in, but if it is an ordinary person... How can they break the intersection of the two spaces without power? !

something happened...

Something happened that I don't know!

Shibusawa Ryuhiko, who died young but lost all his memory, couldn't understand the current development at all. His body couldn't help but trembled slightly. It was the fear of breaking the idea he insisted on, but it also contained the pursuit of what he was about to see The excitement of new things that have not been expected for a long time.

Fyodor looked at Shibusawa Tatsuhiko like this, although he didn't know why the other party made such an appearance, but he could tell a thing or two from that person's performance.

Either it was his memory, or it was an accident beyond Long Yanjian's control...

These two things are what Shibusawa Tatsuhiko pursues.

If it's memory recovery, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's performance should be even greater, after all he will find that he is dead~

I'm looking forward to it from now on~

Fyodor thought about it flirtatiously, and then raised the corners of his mouth with great interest.

"Would you like to go outside and have a look, maybe you will see something unexpected~" the devil suggested with a smile, as if he was the most sincere friend in the world.

Shibusawa Ryuhiko turned his head when he heard the words, and said in a flat tone: "I saw something unexpected—the words are so familiar!"

"Maybe it's because I've heard it before? After all, you've been yelling every day that it's expected." Fyodor shrugged helplessly, his innocent and relaxed look couldn't tell that he used such words many years ago. Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was fooled away.

Maybe it has something to do with lost memories?Anyway, I can't think of it now, and I will think about it later when I find time.

Bai Qilin didn't think too deeply, nodded and walked outside.

He walked without looking back, and the voice came from afar from the corridor: "Devil Lord, I'm going to take a look, how about you?"

"Of course we are together, wait for me, Shibusawa-kun." Fyodor replied, striding forward to follow.

The author has something to say: an increase of 1000+, today is the special session of the three Apple sisters, I thought I would write about Dunjun's appearance~

PS: The Hehu stalk mentioned in the comment area last time~ I added it temporarily, no surprise~