Dantalin's Book of Gossip

At this time, the top of the Nordic world tree far away in the sky.

To be honest, although Astaroth went to nowhere, His Majesty Barr didn't think much of it.

——Although the wife disappeared in just a blink of an eye, but after all, this is not the first time...

His Majesty Barr said: After all, children are playful...Of course I chose to forgive him, otherwise what else can I do?

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Lucifer on the side gloated, "Just tie your tails together and save him from running around looking for trouble! I think bows are good, if you are afraid of pain, stick them together." It's also okay!"

Barr: "..."

"..." Beelzebub, the Prime Minister of Hell who accompanied him, took two steps back silently, and accurately sent out the signal of 'I am not familiar with this fallen angel, so please don't affect me when fighting'.

——Your Majesty Lucifer, you must still remember the grudge that the queen glued you and Samuel's wings together!

Then again, after all, it is the second part of the famous Western Fantasy Black Triangle. From ancient times to the present, members of Demon Realm and Purgatory, who are close neighbors and occupy geographical advantages, have visited each other countless times actively or passively. "Family scandal" and "high-level top-secret information" have been uncovered, and the other party's current situation is naturally clear at a glance.

So Beelzebub groaned for a while, and finally couldn't help but asked with great interest: "Your Majesty Baal, aren't you... not worried? Why are you so calm? After all, the Demon Realm is directly threatened now. There are not many demon gods who are not sleeping in the major demon cities, and you and the demon queen cannot return in time..."

"It doesn't matter." His Majesty Barr stopped him calmly: "Although the number is small, those who are currently guarding the city, Agares, Baimon, Asmodeus... are all thorns. Head, so that I won’t be bullied. Otherwise, I would have forcibly woke up other sleeping guys.”

Beelzebub frowned slightly: "Although this is the case, now that the enemy is out in the open and we are in the dark, if you let it go, it will not make people feel at ease..."

"But if I wake up other demon gods to fight them now, they will be very unhappy..." Baer propped his forehead helplessly, and sighed: "Don't worry, they are all experienced and have strong vitality. The demons in the world can't die easily, at most, they will be seriously injured or dying, so there is no need to worry about it."

Beelzebub: "...???"

--wait wait wait? !Is it my illusion, he seems to have just said something super ruthless in a very loving tone, right? !

——Sure enough, no matter how stable a creature like a demon king is on the surface, is it unreliable on the inside? !

The exhausted Prime Minister of Hell sighed and had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and contact the five demon kings who were making salted fish in Pandimenianan, and asked them to go to the nearby Demon Realm to help secretly.

……

"Hey!!! Can you guys with long wings still do it!!! If you have the time to chat, you can help strengthen the enchantment!!!"

But before Beelzebub finished making arrangements, a roar that resounded through the sky had already exploded in his ears.

The cheerful hell bosses who were chatting with each other about their work squinted their eyes and turned their heads. Several indifferent eyes swept towards His Majesty the God King of Olympus who made the sound: "...?"

His Majesty Zeus, who was holding the thunder scepter, was stunned for a second, his body shook, and his face twitched: "That... makes sense, the three-story world of nine kingdoms we are in now is all on the world tree, and now the sleeping tree below The poisonous dragon, which has not moved for thousands of years, suddenly woke up. It still likes to gnaw on the roots of trees. It doesn’t seal it with an enchantment. We have such high-profile characters who end up in free fall in the end. How embarrassing... Yes Bar?"

He spoke more and more quietly, shivering shiveringly to the side of God Empress Hera, and managed to get an elbow.

"That being said, but..." Seeing that the two demon kings had begun to close their eyes, Beelzebub could only take over the job of explaining in embarrassment: "The situation doesn't seem to be simple..."

"..." Raphael has been working non-stop since he came here to heal the damage to Uriel's godhood. At this time, he is in a critical period, his expression is focused, and he is covered in cold sweat. He has no intention of talking at this time.

On the contrary, Gabriel, who was the first to take out his staff to maintain the stability of the World Tree, let out a light snort, and said with a grim expression: "Indeed... it's better to save a little bit of divine power just in case."

The gods who followed her were instantly stunned: "???"

——Aren’t you the one who took the lead in maintaining the barrier first? !So should it be repaired? !

The atmosphere gradually became stalemate. In order to avoid the tragedy of the host being beaten by the guests, Michael, who had been looking into the distance from the beginning just now, had to quit the sage mode, and answered questions with a cold face:

"After all, the poisonous dragon Nidhogg doesn't come out for a walk casually. No matter how I think about it, the thing that can make it come out of dormancy and become active, I think there is only one Ragnarok. In addition to the news I heard just now—— "

"...Could it be???!!!" The gods who hadn't reacted were stunned for a moment, and then their expressions changed.

"...Fen, Li, Er!" The only remaining fruit among the Nordic gods, Vidal, the god of silence, had an uncharacteristically cold expression, his face was swept away, and his voice seemed to come from between his teeth. Squeeze out: "This time, I will definitely work with God the Father to wipe you out..."

——My god, adults, and that one... are all coming back? !No more wars!Is it the same as back then...

Surrounding the two native demigod races praying beside the World Tree, the elves and dwarves were trembling in horror and whispering, and with the background of lightning, thunder, and cloudy sky, they were particularly desolate for a while.

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"...Wow! It's scary! Why did this happen!"

It's a pity that the tragic atmosphere of the doomsday movie didn't last long before it was destroyed by a young man's miserable cry.

The young man has an obvious oriental appearance, with a pure and harmless face, ready to cry. If it weren't for the white shroud on his body and the four big characters "make money at first sight" on the high hat, almost no one would compare him with the legend Think of the eerie messenger of the underworld in the movie.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what can we do here, we won't be heroic here..."

Bai Wuchang and Xie Bi'an tightly held on to the black robe of his partner beside him, crying pear blossoms with rain, I felt pity:

"I'm just a civil servant in charge of judging money-sprinkling and cuteness. Why did I have to go through this kind of thing?! How could they have the heart to send me here! I'm still a baby..."

"……To shut up!"

With such a devilish voice piercing through his ears, the face of the black and impermanent Wannian Bingshan coffin was about to burst from his annoyance:

"Don't be ashamed and conspicuous, such a tiring and dangerous matter, do you still want Hades and Judge to come?!"

Bai Wuchang was tearful and resentful: "Then why don't you ask the bull's head and horse face to come! I don't obey, I don't obey!"

After being wiped with tears and snot on his sleeve again, the meticulous Mr. Fan Wujiu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and gave him a violent shudder:

"...Because we are the official foreign envoys certified by the underworld! You bastard!"

Black impermanence, a combat power that is rare in the underworld, is too annoying. I really can't be bothered to care about this showman, so I can only put on a cold face, tighten the cold iron chain on my side, and turn my head to look at a bored man in red clothes and red water chestnuts. The handsome young man playing with the universe:

"Third Prince, up to now, we..."

"Don't ask me." Nezha rolled his eyes and waved his hand to cut him off: "...do you think a group of people will justly push me, a weak and innocent child who was originally a fragile lotus root, to take the blame? Will the old and shameless people be reliable? I have looked for it, and they said they have no idea, and they are making me play by ear..."

"..." Hei Wuchang choked speechlessly for a while.

——Oh, that's quite unreliable...

—…No, what did you just say?Weak and innocent child?Who are you talking about?Xie Bi'an?

Fan Wujiu couldn't help digging his ears: the person with the highest military power among the priests formally organized by the Heavenly Court, what are you talking about...

"Brother..." The third prince Nezha, who had no idea that he was being crazily complained about, had already started to play by ear, and he turned to his elder brother who came here as the former guardian of the Tathagata Buddha:

"Do you have a way to contact that monkey head?"

The onlookers suddenly realized.

——That's right, if you want to say that Huaxia District's force is worth the ceiling, you still have to find this big boss.

"..." However, Jin Zha did not relax at all when he heard the words, but even more painful:

"It's useless, Dou Zhanfo has already noticed that something is wrong, and went to the void and chaotic world to look for Emperor Xi and Emperor Wa, but they couldn't get in touch at all. Besides, if something really happened, it would be even more impossible to rush over..."

——After all, although the world of the gods is full of big shots with godheads, there are actually big differences between them.

People like Dan Talin and others who are a little lower in level are relatively free. Although they will be affected by the seal of the human world, they can still enter; although they will be blocked by the barriers between the gods, they can pass through. One's own power can be worn out at will, and there is no need to worry about any adverse effects.

But like God, Satan, Buddha, Nuwa Fuxi...the situation is completely different for these big bosses.

As I said before, these gods among the gods waved their hands to trigger changes in the rules of the world, which would be a devastating blow to the order of the space they were in; and because their bodies were too strong, they could not leave the area they guarded at all. If you insist on crossing the border, you can only get out of your body for a while at most, chatting for a while and taking pictures, which can be described as very troublesome.

"Oh..." Nezha raised his forehead in disappointment.

"That... the third prince..." Before he knew it, Xie Bi'an had recovered from the state of Xiaobaicai, so he squatted down very consciously to offer advice, and by the way, asked for some gossip from the parents in the heaven:

"Since it is such a critical juncture and it is a matter of going to heaven, then Zhenjun Erlang..."

——My uncle Jade Emperor is in trouble. As a nephew, shouldn't he come out to help?

"Who knows what's going on with him!" This time, Nezha clicked his tongue impatiently: "... We sent a message to Guanjiangkou before we set off, but that guy Yang Jian insisted that there was a change in the human world. If you refuse to come out of the mountain, what can you do!"

——? ? ?

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was interested. Several Eastern gods looked at each other in surprise, feeling very uneasy.

Fan Wujiu said in a deep voice: "Zhenjun Erlang has always been calm and cautious. If he said that there is a problem, there must be a reason. I only hope that it has nothing to do with the current situation..."

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The flames of war in the evening of the Nordic gods are about to reignite, and it is still unknown how it will start and how it will end.

The author has something to say:

Little Science

There are different opinions about what happened to Nezha's two older brothers.Maybe everyone thinks that Li Tianwang's son and Nezha's elder brother must also be very powerful!Then, they all started to make up nonsense, ahahaha...

Some said they stayed in the Heavenly Court, some said they became disciples of Manjushri and Samantabhadra respectively, and some said they became disciples of Avalokitesvara... There are no consensus on what to say.

Although it may not be important, I still want to say something here. The argument used in this article is that Mu Zha is a disciple of Guanyin, Hui An Xingzhe, and Jin Zha is the front protector of Tathagata Buddha. Such a setting.

PS: Let me share an interesting story with you~

That’s right, when it comes to Zeus’s love affair, what I’ve seen before is to show the patriarchy of birth.

...This reason, to be honest, is so barbaric that I don't like it...

But, recently I saw a very interesting saying~ It is said that because ancient Greece was independent of each city-state, each city-state had its own main god and queen at the beginning.

There was nothing wrong with it at first, but later, when they started cultural integration and communication, embarrassing things happened——

Once the worship of Zeus is introduced to a certain town, it will merge with the image of the original main god, and the wife of the main god will be passed on to Zeus...

Emmmmm......

...this statement...

Hahahahahahahahahaha I died laughing on the spot hhhhhhh is really embarrassing hhhhh!

Zeus (raised his eyebrows): Hehehe~ How are you doing?Good God wronged, right?You bastards who scolded me for being a playboy, hurry up and apologize!

Hera (waving the whip): Pooh!Come on, these men from WS are still looking for excuses, if they didn't intentionally flirt to open the harem, why didn't they merge the original god queen with me by the way!

Author (dog-leg shape): Your Highness Hera is right!

Zeus (shrinking into a ball and trembling): Woooooooooo...