Dantalin's Book of Gossip

The World Tree of the Nine Kingdoms on the three floors of Northern Europe, Asgard, the Kingdom of God, and Valhalla, the Hall of Valor stand majestically.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The dress! The guys in heaven are really hateful!!"

No one could have imagined that the baby-faced boy who was lying on the clean floor in the palace at this time without any image, would be Her Highness Queen Astarom, who is known as our sexy and mature queen.

Speaking of this, it involves a professional knowledge point——

The switch between male and female bodies of demonic creatures has been a topic that has puzzled the friends of the gods from ancient times to the present.

Although some races among demons have fixed genders, most of them have both male and female postures.

Unlike angels and fallen angels, who were created by God and have almost the same physical appearance as men and women, only through subtle changes to make their faces and genders indistinguishable.

Generally speaking, as long as the aesthetics of the devil is normal, the human form will be handsome. For example, Andumari is a cool little handsome guy.

There are even guys who like gorgeous and extravagant, like Agares, both male and female bodies are beautiful and beautiful, the only difference is that his female body is a little cuter than his male body?

However, we still have to exclude some guys with unusual taste, such as that mule of Samikina. Although it looks good, its aesthetics really ruin everything...

And let alone guys who like weird shapes... There are always some weird ones, and the human form can produce scarier effects than the original.

There are also some demon gods who have experienced vicissitudes and have affected their mood, which is reflected in their temperament and faces: For example, Dantalin, both men and women have ordinary faces that make people forget; another example is Phoenix, not only the face is very ordinary, It is also because the mysterious incongruity of the facial features gives people a sense of joy; and Vasago, although handsome and elegant, but his pale and thin sick face, as well as his melancholy and empty blind eyes, all make him less attractive... …

And to say the strangest one, of course, has to be Big Brother Astaroth.

The male body of our Royal Highness is a handsome and cute short "Pipi Shrimp" boy with small canine teeth, but the female body is a powerful queen with a beautiful figure, a plump body, a charming and coquettish temperament-these two forms are simply too different No, if you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, you would never have guessed that they were the same person.

This huge and doubtful contrast in life is said to be related to his complex psychology. After all, because of the popular trend of myths and praises in the human world, when Astaroth was the companion of His Majesty Baal's queen, he was often portrayed as a beautiful young woman , so in response to the trend, Her Majesty the Empress generally uses a female body in formal diplomatic occasions.

And the gender conforms to the image, and the character must of course conform to it desperately.It's a pity that unlike the true, gentle and elegant queens in several other mythological areas, since we swept across the abyss with His Majesty Baal, our Highness Astaroth has always been a person who can destroy the world by making small emotional pranks , A brat with a broken leg that makes everyone's eyes turn pale. It's hard for him to be dignified.

Although the comrades in Demon Realm know (shen) know (shou) belly (qi) understand (hai) the attributes of Astaroth, but the willpower of the queen to save face is not a level that these demons can understand, although for His Majesty Barr doesn't care too much about things like diplomatic image...or he doesn't care at all, but since the little wife is determined to fight and swears not to show jokes to guys like Persephone and Isis, then why not? What can be done?I can only pet it~

As a result, the image of Her Majesty's female body quickly slipped into the abyss of maturity and stability, and the queen was so scared that she herself!

However, countless experiences and lessons throughout the ages tell us that where there is oppression, there is resistance, and everything has two sides, so the skin that is suppressed on the female body will always be found on the male body...

So Her Majesty the Demon Queen usually used to sneak out to play, fool around with Dan Talin and the others, and cause a lot of troubles. The male body is more and more free at a speed visible to the naked eye... The world is miserable!

The psychological bear caused the appearance of the younger age, and the fine acting skills created the record for the largest age difference between men and women in the Abyss Demon Realm...

His Majesty Barr: ...then what else can I do, I can only continue to pamper her.

Other demons: ...Help! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

——So, since His Majesty Barr's engagement in the age of mythology, he has raised him all the way as if he spoiled his son, letting him pamper him, cleaning up the mess for him, and secretly caring for him to find him after he ran away from home ...I really touched the good man in the devil world.

...cough, that's a long way off, let's go back to the original topic.

In short, at this time, when the archangel Uriel was inexplicably attacked and the God Realm held a battle meeting, His Majesty the Demon King and His Highness the Demon Queen from the Abyss Demon Realm were placed in Valhalla, the former warrior training ground.

However, after all, the Demon God under him has just directly contacted a dangerous element that can cause damage to the godhead, so His Majesty Barr will naturally go to the organizer, the heavenly forces, to have a thorough discussion and exchange information.

Her Majesty the Empress, who doesn't like socializing at all, can't lose the burden of her idol in public, and can't find fun to relax herself. It couldn't be more painful!

Astaroth threw himself on the seat weakly, and spread into a ball. Bored, he opened the gossip forum of Abyss Demon Realm, and repeatedly refreshed to try to find some new topics.

Woo... The demon gods who have been awake recently are helping to prepare the defense of the Demon Realm, let alone a new topic, there is not even a bubbling...

………………Huh?Someone sent me a private message!

Astaroth: "...!!!"

Her Majesty the Empress jumped up from her seat with a whoosh—the sender turned out to be the long-lost Phoenix!

This situation is terrible. After all, this kid has been uncharacteristically recently, and he has no response to the highest level of assembly orders in the Demon Realm. If Barr has a contract with all the demon gods and can feel his state, it will make people wonder if he has already What happened... Now that he took the initiative to send a private message, there must be something wrong!

Without hesitation, Astalu immediately opened the information transmission array that came with the gossip forum, and complained all over his head and face according to the phantom projected by the other party:

"Phoenix, you are so weak, finally there is news, ah, suddenly lost contact on the eve of the decisive battle, won't your conscience hurt? Although you are not a combatant, a nurse is also very important. Come back and chat with me, the boss, too. It's very important! Do you know that Talin ran to the Greek underworld? It is said that he will soon enter that Tartarus and can't receive a signal at all! I'm obviously super curious, but I can't watch it! Also Vasago has also been talking about it recently, saying that he was busy helping that brat Agares to arm himself. Every time I chatted with him, I hung up the communication without saying a few words. I am so angry! You can’t relieve your boredom by talking about it yourself. What use do I need you, my subordinates!"

Several times he hesitated to speak, but was blocked by the eloquent Queen, Phoenix: "..."

After His Royal Highness Astoria finished expressing his unhappy complaints, he let out a sigh of relief. Only then did he notice the disgraced appearance of his subordinates, the very strange background, the purple face, and the fact that he seemed to be calling. What is the right thing to do...

Astaroth: "..."

Phoenix: "..."

"This... this is... that... the empress of the demon world in your abyss legend?"

In the communication where the signal is not too stable, the slightly trembling voices of Peacock and Dapeng brothers hugging each other in the background, the disillusioned expressions of Qingluan and Honghu, and the slightly twitching corners of Suzaku Xingjun's mouth .

"...!!!"

Astaroth covered his face in horror—my image...

Phoenix: "..."

"Hey, big brother! Don't worry about the burden in an emergency!" Suzaku Lingguang couldn't help but collapsed: "While the signal is still available, hurry up and save us!"

"...???" Astaroth removed his hand in doubt when he heard the words, took a closer look at the image, and immediately threw the image back into the abyss:

"Fuck! What's going on with you in Phoenix!? Isn't this a cage? What did you do? Why are so many people being dumped?"

The Empress Dowager looked disgusted.

"This...it's a bit difficult to describe..." Phoenix had a bitter face: "I was originally invited by Ling Guang and the others to explore the ruins of the phoenix, but when the Shattered Void tracked halfway, I encountered an unexpected situation..."

"Uh, Mr. Honghu is a messenger, and Qingluan is a maid, not a general. I... let alone... Lingguang, Peacock, and Dapeng are capable of fighting, but the opponents we met this time It's very weird, and the number of paths is too strange, making one wonder if the one you met is the real one..."

Astaroth was confused: "... Huh? Who did you meet?"

"I can't explain this for a while..." Phoenix also looked confused: "...In short, fortunately, Dan Talin used some modern technology emergency channels when he built the gossip forum's secret communication circle, so at least we private message The signal will not be completely blocked by Eastern magic... I can find you to call foreign aid..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa period!!!!!!!"

Before Phoenix could finish speaking, a sharp howl of ghosts and wolves interrupted him.

Phoenix turned his head in doubt, and saw the looks of the little friends around him who were out of their wits.

Phoenix followed their gazes and turned his head together: "???......!!!!!!"

This time it was him who was stunned, and the screams of the birds that came back to their senses resounded through the sky:

“…………………Nu, Empress Nuwa has come out of the mountain!!!!!!!!!”

Accompanied by exaggerated dubbing effects, the eyes of Astaroth on the other side of the video have already glowed, tearing open a space-time rift with great interest, and crossing over to their place...

The author has something to say:

But Talin _(:з)∠)_: A week without scenes...

Little Science

The mythological information comes from Du Niang:

Legend has it that Odin has a team of maids named Valkyrie (Valkyrie). These Valkyries are beautiful girls. Under the order of Odin, they go to the world to choose brave dead on the battlefield and bring them to Valkyrie. Training and pleasure in the palace of Hara.

Valkyries also often travel to the world.At that time, they put on goose feather feathers and turned into swans; when they met a clear stream, they would often take off their feathers and bathe in the water.At that time, if someone sees her and hides her goose-feather feather coat, she can be left to live on the ground.If you want to force her to be your wife, you can do it.According to legend, three Valkyries were thus kept as wives by the three sons of the king of Lapland, and it took nine years for them to fly back to the sky.

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— Dear friends, do you feel familiar when you see this place? ... Weaver girl, is that you Weaver girl?

——I don’t know if they are purely coincidental or who borrowed from whom, but I can only say that many of the images of various myths are interlinked...