Alien Office

If someone told Liang Rui 20 years ago that he would spend his whole life with a man who grew up naked and became a rival in love, he would not have believed it.The same is true for Crazy Yang.

"So, the answer is already obvious." The team leader sat behind the desk, and outside the glass window behind him, the dim yellow sunset shone into the room, making this empty room seem so silent... even dead silent.

"You've all been cheated." The team leader showed an unbelievable expression on his unsmiling face, "Crazy Yang is fine, but what I can't figure out is you, Liang Rui, that you would fall into such a clumsy beauty trick. If it had been discovered earlier, many people would not have had to die."

"I'm sorry, team leader, I was careless." Liang Rui lowered his head without any excuse.

Her disguise was so perfect that even the energy fluctuations were indistinguishable from ordinary humans. There were a lot of extraterrestrial creatures planted in Liang Rui's hands, but this time it was his turn to be fooled around.

Thinking back to the last time he saw Zhan Lin three days ago, he had a faint feeling that she had been murderous that time. If he hadn't just received a call from the headquarters, maybe he would never come back.

"I'm also responsible for this matter, and I was careless." Crazy Yang said in a low voice, hoarse with excessive alcoholism, and his eyes were still bloodshot after staying up late.

The team leader looked at them silently: "I believe you can understand that we can't lose any of our companions at this time. Let's take this task."

The two of them had a premonition in their hearts about the task handed over by the team leader. As expected, it was about Zhan Lin.

"The crime of hunting and killing human beings is enough to be wiped out directly, and the court doesn't even need to send her. This time, she must not be allowed to escape."

"clear."

It was almost dark when they left the office, Liang Rui and Madman Yang were walking in the corridor one after the other.

They hadn't had a good face-to-face conversation in three months.

Although on the surface, their relationship has not been easy since they met, and now more than ten years have passed, the two are still in the same situation. You can give your back to the other party without reservation.

Even deep down, they felt each other as a reliable companion, a true brother.

But all this changed because of one woman.

They were indifferent to each other, and even skipped greetings between each other when they passed each other, and even deliberately staggered each other's tasks, maybe because of jealousy, maybe because of embarrassment, but they knew——

It's time to go back to the way it was.

The setting sun shone in through the glass windows in the corridor, the regular footsteps stopped, Liang Rui turned around, almost at the same time, Crazy Yang also raised his head.

There was silence around them, and they could almost hear each other's breathing, melting into the dazzling sunset.

The faces of each other are so familiar, almost like imprints engraved in the soul.

"sorry."

The unanimous apology stunned both of them.

The hearts that had been hanging high seemed to have found a corner where they could land safely. An inexplicable relief spread in the hearts of the two of them, and the tense and rigid atmosphere was disintegrated in an instant.

Crazy Yang laughed first, followed by Liang Rui. The more they laughed, the more crazy they became. They hooked each other's shoulders and almost burst out laughing. In the almost crazy laughter, they all knew that their relationship of more than ten years had returned , but something... changed.

"Have you had enough? If you want to get nervous, go outside, don't be at the door of my office!" The team leader opened the door and shouted unbearably.

"I'm sorry, team leader, we're really just laughing at each other here." Crazy Yang turned around and gestured to the team leader, who sneered, "Is that why we need to have a chat?"

Liang Rui put his hand on Crazy Yang's shoulder and patted him on the shoulder: "I know a new bar is good, do you want to go?"

"your treat?"

"Get out, you're not a woman, why should I pay for a man who wants talent but doesn't want sex?"

"Iron cock, miser, I'm crazy to believe that I can scrape a little oil off of you!"

"The same old way."

"Who is afraid of who!"

The team leader shouted angrily with a livid face: "If you want to fight and go to the training ground, you will be compensated for the original price of the damaged building!"

The two had already lost all self-consciousness in the fight.

By the time they went to the bar, the two of them were already ragged and bruised, like a pair of hooligans who had just returned from a street fight.

Liang Rui didn't drink much, but this night he accompanied Crazy Yang and drank all the money in his pocket. In the end, the two drunks staggered back home, shoulder to shoulder, singing out of tune songs.

"You can do it... boy, I didn't expect it to be quite good." Crazy Yang fumbled for the key in his pocket to open the door. He found the key but couldn't find the keyhole. He poked around on the door lock with the key, and finally pooh He took a bite and threw the keys aside, "The key is wrong."

"If you're wrong, you're wrong... Hiccup, it's predictable with your IQ to bring the wrong key, brother, I forgive you." Liang Rui suddenly laughed, and resisted the dizziness to pull Crazy Yang back, " Let's go, go to my house."

"That's right...go to your house." Crazy Yang nodded repeatedly, completely forgetting the key he had left at the door, and the two continued to stumble towards Liang Rui's house singing along the way.

"You...Liang Rui, you're a fucking wretch. Pooh, you have a gentle, scumbag face. Why do you attract women? They all have long breasts but not long faces!" Crazy Yang's mind was muddled along the way. Touching Liang Rui's collar, he asked.

"You shave off the stubble, and I promise you won't...not be so unsalable, hahaha." Liang Rui found the key and opened the door. As soon as the door was opened, the two of them fell into the hallway unsteadily. Crazy Yang fell on Liang Rui, clutching his head and getting up in pain: "Where's the lamp, where's the lamp?"

Liang Rui was trampled in pain, and without thinking about it, he tripped Crazy Yang, who finally got up and fell to the ground again, and now his whole body lay on top of Liang Rui.

The smell of alcohol surging from the tip of his nose was constantly exchanging along with his breath, Liang Rui opened his eyes in a daze, unable to distinguish the time and place for a while.

There was no light in the dark room, only the hanging lamp in the corridor was emitting a dim light. Liang Rui felt in a daze that a kiss smelt of alcohol fell on his mouth, and his unreasonable tongue was like a The rude guest pried open the door and drove straight in.

The chaotic brain couldn't think, Liang Rui just instinctively refused to be outdone, and bit back with his teeth. The man was more vicious than him, and immediately bit his lip.

The back-and-forth struggle resulted in tragic results. In the end, both of them lost their strength and lay flat on the porch, panting.The timer light on the corridor had already been extinguished, and Liang Rui suddenly became sober in the darkness. At this moment, he only had one thought in his mind - tomorrow, tomorrow, he must destroy this lunatic!

Crazy Yang woke up first the next day. He pressed his throbbing temple and shook his heavy head. His whole body was stiff. This bed is really hard enough.

When he opened his eyes and saw his surroundings clearly, he sobered up instantly.

The door of Liang Rui's house is still wide open, and the owner of the house is still lying on the floor of the entrance, his clothes are in a mess, the worst thing is that his lip was bitten out of blood, and there is still blood on the corner of his mouth. His brows were tightly frowned, even in his dream, he seemed to be fighting for his life.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a scene of drunken sex, but the location is not on the bed.

He was not in the mood to think about the expressions of the neighbors who walked past here last night when they saw two big men lying disheveled behind the open door. What he needs to worry about now is whether Liang Rui will soak him in the Forma after waking up. Forest.

Subconsciously, he felt that he was taking advantage of Liang Rui.

Although it seems that they have not been honest with each other, just kissing and biting is enough to drive them crazy.

It's a mistake to drink... Although the team leader always said this, it was the first time that Crazy Yang felt that this was really a fucking wise saying.

Before he could think about the follow-up measures, Liang Rui woke up. He didn't look like a hangover at all. His eyes opened suddenly, and the bright black eyes under the eyelashes didn't feel sleepy at all.

Crazy Yang watched him get up from the ground in a daze, his eyes moved from Crazy Yang's clothes to his face, and the focus stopped on his mouth.

Liang Rui frowned: "Did I rape you last night? How did I become so virtuous?"

Crazy Yang took a sip: "It's up to you?!"

Liang Rui sneered: "That's right, if a smoked pig is placed in front of me, no matter how drunk I am, I won't have the thought of raping it."

Crazy Yang didn't come up in one breath, picked up Liang Rui's collar and asked viciously: "Want to fight?"

"come on."

The quarrel was quarreling, but this fight was out of the question. The two of them were hungover all night, and they were sleeping on a hard floor. At the moment, they were a little out of energy, and finally went to wash each other cursing.

"Shave your beard clean." Liang Rui looked at Crazy Yang who was full of stubble in the mirror and finally couldn't help saying.

"Okay, lend me the razor." Crazy Yang stroked his chin, the beard stubble had been entrenched on his face for a while, and now it was getting harder.But seeing that it can penetrate Crazy Yang's face and grow out from his chin, the hardness is obvious.

"Personal items are not allowed to be borrowed." Liang Rui touched his pocket and took out a scalpel for him.

Crazy Yang curled his lips, borrowed a scalpel to shave himself, and asked lazily, "I never saw you swearing before, no matter how long my beard was. What's wrong today?"

Liang Rui hung the towel back in place, and said with a smirk: "It used to only grow on your face, but it stuck on my face last night."

Crazy Yang shook his hand, and a bloodstain appeared on his chin. He groaned and hurried to find a bandage.

"I thought you forgot." Crazy Yang wiped away the blood in embarrassment, and put a band-aid on himself.

Liang Rui sneered: "I also don't want to remember being kissed by a smoked pig. I really feel like I'm in a smoking room in my dreams."

Crazy Yang pointed at his scabbed lips: "Don't say it's not your fault?"

"You don't bite back when you are kissed by a smoked pig?"

Crazy Yang froze, wiped his face indiscriminately and threw the towel into Liang Rui's arms: "I drank too much last night."

Liang Rui looked at him expressionlessly: "Me too."