The reborn prince plays monkey

In the middle of it, I couldn't listen to it anymore, so I threw the apple core on the shiny forehead of tourist A accurately.

After hearing someone's "Ah!", the overwhelming laughter resounded from Monkey Mountain.

Tourist A was ridiculed in public, so naturally he couldn't bear it, but he didn't choose to leave Monkey Mountain as soon as possible, but pointed at Ning Guodong and yelled: "Damn stinky monkey, I really owe you discipline!"

A small number of tourists left, and most stayed to continue watching the show.

Not long after, someone in the crowd suddenly said in a very disdainful tone: "The two monkeys are obviously males. If someone says they are gay, of course they don't like it. Their eyes are covered with shit, and they deserve it if they get smashed."

Ning Guodong tried his best to find the figure of this "Brother Truth". If his memory is correct, this person should be the greatest instructor of Monkey Mountain——Liu Qing!

Alias ​​- Bully Liu!

Ning Guodong followed Liu Qing's figure for half a circle without blinking his eyes, and when he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but blushed when he realized what he was doing.

He, he, he... he was staring at Liu Qing and scratching his monkey ass! ! !

<Solemnly declare here, this is not a human or beast, Guodong will change back to human one day~>

The author has something to say: the original feeling was not cute enough, so I modified it~~~

Xinkeng, the story of Ning Guodong~~~~ I like this subject, so I opened it up, I hope everyone will like it~~

Solemnly declare here, this is not a human beast, Guodong will change back to human form one day~

The first night of Monkey Mountain (catch insects)

Liu Qing leaned leisurely against the fence of the chimpanzee house with a small whip in his hand, staring at the entrance of Monkey Mountain with ecstasy, as if he didn't pay attention to Tourist A.

Tourist A searched for a long time before finding an exit. The person who mocked him was Liu Qing, who walked up to him in three or two steps to argue with him.Even if he really can't tell the difference between male and female, isn't that normal?He is not a person who grows up with monkeys every day, how can he tell the difference, and no matter what, it will not be the turn of an outsider to say that he is not!

"Who are you? How dare you talk to me like that!" Tourist A's nostrils were turned to the sky, and his arrogance reached a certain level, which immediately aroused the disgust of other tourists.

Liu Qing didn't even turn his head, just "hummed" contemptuously, and continued to stare at the entrance.He is the king here, who dares to challenge him? !

Sure enough, as soon as the sound of "humming" fell, Yasuli's younger brother, Yasuli's younger brother, the biggest chimpanzee in the chimpanzee hall, ran over quickly and yelled fiercely at Tourist A, and stretched out his claws.

If there were no safety guardrails, the cannon would be able to grab Tourist A's collar with one claw.

Tourist A was so frightened that he couldn't even speak a word, and stepped back again and again.

After reading the results with a satisfied smile, Liu Qing patted Da Pao on the head and left Monkey Mountain.

Ning Guodong held onto the railing with both hands, and watched Liu Qing leave with almost worshipful eyes.What he admired most in his life was people who could communicate with animals, and this Liu Qing was obviously that kind of person!

When Ning Guodong was a child, his dream was to become a well-known animal trainer, but this dream was strangled by his father in the cradle as soon as it sprouted. Now that he is so close to his "dream", how can he let him He is not excited!

【Boss, what's the matter with you? ] Er Xi looked at Ning Guodong anxiously, and carefully touched his "paw".Today's boss is so unusual, he would look at Instructor Liu with bright eyes, looking at his posture and wishing to throw himself into his arms, which really made him a little uneasy.

There are two things in Monkey Mountain that have not changed for several years. One is Nana's title of the most beautiful woman, and the other is the relationship between the boss of the golden monkey Jelly and the instructor Liu Bully.

It's a pity that the sun can't be seen from the Monkey Mountain, otherwise Er Xi would really like to see where the sun rises today.

【Er Xi, when will Instructor Liu come back? 】

【Boss, what happened to you?Of course Instructor Liu came to see us every morning and noon. 】

[Yes, I forgot. ] Ning Guodong reached out to scratch his butt again, 【Er Xi, how often can we take a shower? 】

[Half a year. 】

Ning Guodong opened his mouth wide and was unable to speak for a long time. When he finally could pronounce, he asked in disbelief: 【How much did you say? 】

[Half a year. 】Erxi looked at the expression on the face of the boss who was about to faint, and thought he was lazy again, so he thought about it and said: 【But it's not necessarily, if the instructor doesn't think we're too lazy, sometimes eight or nine months, or even a year. Once is also possible. 】

Let's go!

Ning Guodong fell directly to the ground.

To be honest, being reborn as a monkey is not without depression, but Ning Guodong has always been a child like a sunflower, as long as there is the sun, he will go around without bothering him, and he has a pretty good temper.

To put it bluntly, it is rough nerves.

At the beginning, he couldn't accept it at all, but everything has changed, what can he do?So instead of making things difficult for yourself, it's better to comfort yourself, at least the place where he was reborn was a zoo, not a forest.At least there is food, drink, and a place to live here, so I don't have to risk my life to survive.

Although there is no bed, no bathroom, no toilet, and no Don Landa...

Dinner was fresh leaves and twigs, but Ning Guodong didn't like these at all.Seeing the monkeys around eating with gusto, he sat on the tree and stared blankly at the door, where the last tourist of the day had been sent away before.

Maybe starting tomorrow, he should also hook up tourists to eat like Erxi, otherwise this day will be impossible, he can't imagine what it would be like for him to eat leaves.

【Boss, don't you want to eat? 】Erxi picked some good ones and handed them to Ning Guodong,【I remember you used to like these leaves the most, why don't you eat them today? 】

[I'm not in the mood today. ] After Ning Guodong finished speaking, he found a tree and climbed up.Sleeping on a tree is better than sleeping on the ground. There are small lumps of monkey poop on the ground, as well as banana peels, monkey hair, dust...

【oh. 】Erxi gave Ning Guodong a strange look, and then continued to eat his dinner.It remembered that the boss didn't sleep on the tree in the past, and said that it was easy to fall off if he slept hard. It seems that today's boss really has a problem.

Ning Guodong felt very irritated when he heard the monkey calls coming from everywhere. He didn't feel that much when he listened to tourists chatting during the day. It's like being abandoned by your peers and thrown into another race abruptly.

[Nana, Nana, I miss you, do you miss me? 】Yasuri began to squeak at the Golden Monkey House with Fachun at night.

Nana glanced at Ning Guodong and remained silent.

[Yasuri, you trash, didn’t you tell me yesterday that you dried up the jelly?How is he doing well today? 】The bullets in the squirrel monkey hall are disdainful.

[How do I know, he was out of breath yesterday! 】Ya Suli felt extremely ashamed, he obviously strangled the jelly, who knew he would wake up again.

【Hmph, you guys are stupid, I knew that Boss Jelly wasn't dead, if he died, wouldn't bully Liu not know? 】This is Nini, who is also in the Golden Monkey House.

[Big deal, I will compete with him again next time!Nana, I definitely want you to be my wife! 】

[You Tiger B!Nana is a golden monkey, and you are an orangutan. It's no wonder the instructor can let you be together! 】Erxi thinks that Feishui can't enter the field of outsiders, even if Nana is not with the boss, it can't be snatched by the orangutan hall.

[I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!I want Nana! 】Yasuri actually sprinkled it.

[Yo, shame on you! 】

【Yasuri, you are so shameless! 】

[9494, a married man dares to miss us the number one beauty in Monkey Mountain. When your daughter-in-law comes back, I won’t be able to see you as a petite! 】

There was a commotion in the Monkey Mountain, and the room was full of monkey talk.

Dirty words, pornographic films, dialects, everything that one expects to find, if you are not a monkey, you really don’t know that their world is so rich.

[Ya Suli, last time I bet with you, I said that as long as you beat Jelly to death, I will give you three months of bananas, but now that he is alive, forget about it, and you have to pay me back one of today’s bananas. ! 】

【What? !There is such a thing? 】A voice of rage appeared in the sky.

The whole Monkey Mountain suddenly fell into silence.

【Yasuri, please explain to me, what did Da Guozi mean just now?Are you in debt? 】

Ning Guodong opened his eyelids to see, and was so happy that he almost fell from the tree.Just now, the chimpanzee is called Erpao, Dapao's younger sister and Yasuli's wife.

Don't look at the cannon bear bag, the Second Artillery is very good, and Yasuli was stunned for a while.If the Second Artillery hadn't gone to other places to perform these days, Yasuli wouldn't dare say that he wanted Nana.

It is estimated that Ya Suli never dreamed that the Second Artillery would come back at such a critical time.

[Old... Wife, are you back so soon? 】Yasuri stammered and looked at the Second Pao nervously.

Second Pao was furious, 【Do you still dare to avoid the question?I ask you!Are you in debt or not? ! 】

【Just a banana, it’s fine if I return it when the garden opens tomorrow. Don’t be angry with me, I’m afraid. 】

Ning Guodong laughed so hard that Yasuli was acting like a baby with the Second Pao (?)

[Damn ghost, let's see if you owe my old lady not to kill you next time! 】

Ya Suli woke up again and again, saying that he would never dare again, which immediately caused a lot of sighs.Everyone was bored at night and wanted to watch the play, but the couple stopped singing after a while.

In the dead of night, the monkeys were quiet, one by one, in pairs, in groups, and those who should have fallen asleep fell asleep.Ning Guodong thought he would suffer from insomnia, but he also fell asleep in the end.

But not long after,