Heinous

A long time ago, there were four idle writers drinking and chatting together. Somehow, they talked about the protagonists in their respective works, and also talked about what to do if the protagonists in their own works crossed in front of their eyes.

The one who likes to write reasoning said, what are you afraid of, my protagonists are all law-abiding detectives, and traveling to reality will only contribute to the increase in the rate of solving crimes.

The one who likes to write fantasy said, what are you afraid of, my protagonist is playing magic, do you expect a guy with 0 physical strength to play tricks in a world without magic nets?

The one who likes to write history said, what are you afraid of, the protagonists of my family are all normal people, there is nothing outstanding except for the prophetic advantage as a time traveler, even if they are in front of me, they are just ordinary people.

Then, the three of them looked at the last one together - as we all know, this one's favorite to write is the kind of monster who wiped out all six relatives, friends and lovers, and finally became mad, anti-human and anti-society.

I saw the last person raised his head, expressionless: If there is such a person in front of me, I must take advantage of his unpreparedness and strangle him to death, so as to avoid future troubles.

...But the facts have proved that food can be eaten indiscriminately, but words must not be spoken indiscriminately.