Xu Fuji

Lang Xiaogong drove to the vicinity of Zhongshan Park and called Xu Xiaoshou: "Where are you?"

"I came out early, you drive really slowly."

"It's a bit of a traffic jam, are you at the gate of XX Bureau?"

"No, I turned right."

"Well, that's Zhongshan Park, just wait for me."

"No, I took two steps and turned right again."

"Go to the right again? Is it the XX Health Examination Center? Then don't move, I'll be there soon."

"But I turned right again."

"...OK, you can turn right again."

"Ah." The more Xu Xiaoshou walked, the more he felt that something was wrong, why did I go back to the gate of XX Bureau?Lang Xiaogong parked the car on the side of the road, watched Xu Xiaoshou get into the car with a confused face, and said, "Congratulations, you just drew a circle to the southeast of S."

"Damn, are you kidding me?"

"I told you earlier that if you don't know the Tao, don't wander around. Where can I find you if I get lost? It's really sad."

"What are you afraid of?" Xu Xiaoshou tilted his head, quite reasonable, "I can take a taxi home anytime."

"Well, give a plaque to the taxi company another day as a token of gratitude."

"Damn." Xu Xiaoshou laughed.

"How is today?" Lang Xiaogong asked casually.

"What else can I do? Let me tell you, I'm the only one in the whole bureau who can translate. The director told me—" Xu Xiaoshou pinched his throat to imitate the female deputy director Say, "Xiao Xu, if you can't do it, go to the office. English talents like you are needed here." Xu Xiaoshou is really not bragging, he is very popular in the XX bureau system, and the immediate leaders like it, the school leaders like it, Introduced to the bureau, the deputy director also liked it.Down-to-earth, hard-working, no nonsense, quick hands and feet.What's rare is that at critical moments when it's time to enliven the atmosphere, I can still be on top, host a party, or act in a show. It can be considered versatile.This time, the translation of some materials was hand-picked by the deputy director, and I worked for one afternoon, with a subsidy of 500 yuan.

Lang Xiaogong asked him: "Then can you get in?" It's easy to get into the office, and those who take the exam are just floating clouds.

"Cut, I'm not going." Xu Xiaoshou rolled his eyes, "Can I take two holidays a year when I enter the office? Can I go home after working half a day? I don't have to work overtime every day. I don't have anything to do during the day, and I have to get off work when it arrives. It's time to live, I'm not that stupid."

"You are afraid that you will fail the civil service exam."

"I can't make it through?" Xu Xiaoshou's eyes widened, "I can't make it through, who can get through it? I don't care about testing."

Lang Xiaogong wanted to laugh when he saw his disdainful face, and nodded: "Yes, our Spring Breeze is to give the opportunity to those who need it more. It is a living Lei Feng in the new era. Tell me, Lei Feng, where to eat at night ?”

As soon as he heard about the meal, Xu Xiaoshou regained his energy: "I heard from the people in the unit that there is a new Leopard in Huafu Tiandi, and the grade is quite high."

"I know, buffet."

"Let's go there. Old Liao Xiaobai has been there, and they also watched a movie by the way. Now we are holding an event. The original price is 199 and the current price is 150. How cheap."

Lang Xiaogong frowned: "Will there be too many people, and there will be time to go when the original price is restored."

Xu Xiaoshou stared: "You are stupid, if there are cheap ones, don't go for the expensive ones, don't talk nonsense, hurry up."

Lang Xiaogong had nothing to do, so he drove straight to the world of Washington.

It should be said that the quality of the Leopard is really good, the environment is elegant and warm, and there are three singers singing live.It's just that there are too many people, and it's like grabbing things.Xu Xiaoshou went to get shrimp dumplings three times but didn't get them, and Haagen-Dazs ice cream didn't even bother him, so he had to bring back a plate of something that was said to be shark's fin rice. Xili Hulu took two bites and said, "This vermicelli is this. He took a few more drinks, but he thought the red, green, green, blue and blue ones looked pretty, and he saw big crabs on the road, so he put down his drinks and hurried to ask for spicy crabs.

Lang Xiaogong sat comfortably on the chair, watching Xu Xiaoshou jump up and down like a monkey to fetch things, and at the same time slowly ate the food and drink that Xu Xiaoshou brought.There is no way, if there is a troublemaker in the family, there must be a town house, and if there is a trouble, there must be a disaster relief.

Finally, Xu Xiao was tired from being teased, so he sat down and started eating, his eyes couldn't help but look around.I was seeing six men and women who looked like college students sitting next to me, and two of them were holding a large bucket of Haagen-Dazs ice cream and digging it out with a spoon.

"Damn, even the pot is brought out for dinner, it's too vigorous."

Lang Xiaogong glanced at it, and said calmly: "It's not bad, it's not as vigorous as someone who eats hot pot buffet and eats seven plates of meat in a row."

"Hey, hey, is it right to expose someone's fault? I really don't understand you." Xu Xiaoshou glared at him, and Lang Xiaogong laughed.

The meal was generally good, and the two watched another movie and went home to bed together.

The next morning, Xu Xiaoshou was holding the lesson plans and preparing for class, when Zhou Yang came: "Hey, did you go yesterday?"

Xu Xiaoshou nodded, and the others immediately gathered around to join in the fun: "How about it, isn't it good? The grade is still quite high."

Xu Xiaoshou nodded again.Everyone began to chatter: "I think the seafood fried rice is good." "The cocktail is quite authentic." "There is also Sham Tseng roast goose, but unfortunately there is no Yuen Long wife cake." "You have watched too many TVB dramas." "And What Mongolian barbecue." "Where do you go to eat Mongolian barbecue? It's really not good, you have to eat arctic shellfish and salmon."

Zhou Yang turned to ask Xu Xiaoshou: "Chunfeng, which one do you think is delicious?"

Xu Xiaoshou was stunned, he really hadn't thought about this question, he raised his face and pondered carefully.The person next to him said: "Don't ask, it must be Arctic shellfish. It's very fresh. If it's dipped in horseradish, it's a beauty."

"No, shark's fin rice is also delicious, with a smooth texture."

"I think it's a shrimp dumpling. The skin is really thin, and there's a whole big shrimp inside."

"It's still Haagen-Dazs, I just went for that, and I got back after eating ten spoonfuls of money."

"Ten scoops? Don't freeze you to death."

Zhou Yang turned his head and asked Bai Jiming who was sitting in the corner watching the excitement quietly: "Didn't you go too? What would you say is delicious?" Bai Jiming smiled gently: "It's all good, the food is quite fresh. "

"Chunfeng you say you say it."

Seeing everyone's eager eyes, Xu Xiaoshou spit out two words: "Roast chicken."

"No way." Everyone laughed, "What's delicious about roast chicken? I can't eat it anywhere. I have to go to the leopard. Think again, think again."

Xu Xiaoshou frowned and thought about it for a long time, then suddenly slapped his thigh: "By the way, there is one more refreshing thing."

Everyone was staring at him, even Bai Jiming looked this way, Xu Xiaoshou said sincerely: "Cucumber dipping sauce."

The crowd fell.

Don't look at Xu Chunfeng boasting himself to be an English proficient a few years later, making it seem like he is the only English expert in the XX Bureau. In fact, when he was in school, he often worried about English.As we mentioned earlier, what Xu Chunfeng hates the most is learning English. Unexpectedly, by accident, he was admitted to a foreign language department. Life is really painful. Not only is life stressful, but study pressure is also great.Then why did Mao dare to brag triumphantly in the future? Isn't there our Lang Xiaogong.

After November, Lang Zening's money-making plan came to an end, and he wanted to take a break, then summarize his experience and lessons, and lay a solid foundation for the future.In addition, there is still more than one month to go before the exam. As the end of the period approaches, I have to attend the classes of all the teachers.So, after the semester was almost over, Lang Zening finally appeared in the classroom.On his first day of class, Xu Chunfeng was stimulated again.

There are two big classes in the morning, one for intensive reading and one for reading, and one for grammar in the afternoon.English is taught in small classes, which is convenient for students to practice oral English with each other.Relatively speaking, the students in the English department are quite active, especially the girls, who are more or less open and courageous, and often stand up to answer the teacher's questions.After all, the class time is very short, and it is a good thing to find opportunities to improve your oral English in this short period of time.

But for Xu Chunfeng, it was a hard thing.He hasn't spoken a word of English since the beginning of the school year. Anyway, everyone is rushing to speak first, and no one has noticed him.But today is not enough. In the afternoon, the grammar teacher was sick and asked another teacher to take the place. This teacher loves to ask questions, and she still asks questions one by one. In her words, this is called equality.

Equality reached Xu Chunfeng's place, and got stuck.In fact, the sentence is very simple, but it is just a subjunctive voice, but it is not very simple for Xu Chunfeng.He really has no confidence in his English level. The less confident he is, the less he dares to speak. The less he dares to speak, the worse he learns.He stood up, hesitating for a long time and muttering a sentence, the grammar is still wrong.The teacher glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "Sit down, the level of the English department..."

Before she finished speaking, Xu Chunfeng's face was flushed red like he was sitting on pins and needles. He finally made it to the end of get out of class without raising his head, and walked out with his book.

Back in the dormitory, the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became. In fact, he can be regarded as half a victim of the college entrance examination system.Xu Chunfeng has loved watching Three Kingdoms, Water Margin and so on since he was a child, and loves Wang Xiaobo the most. His composition is always taught by his teacher as a model essay. He began to try to write novels in junior high school. In short, we Chunfeng are actually young literary youths.During the college entrance examination, the first choice of all schools without exception was Chinese language and literature, the second history, the third philosophy, and even library management and archives, but they did not apply to the foreign language department.Originally, I thought that once I was admitted to the Chinese Department, I would no longer need to learn foreign languages. From then on, I would let the birds fly and the seas and fishes leap. How can I imagine that the world is unpredictable.When the admission notice came out, Zheng Zheng didn't fall asleep all night, and even planned to give up the re-examination, but he still didn't dare after thinking for a long time.Firstly, not everyone can bear the pressure of senior high school; secondly, Xu Chunfeng is timid and cautious, and has never done anything out of line; It's over.No matter how unhappy I was, I came to report with my luggage.

Many college students complain that the rule of passing CET-[-] is simply cruel, and even English itself should not be learned.In fact, when they get to work, many people don't use this knowledge at all, and return it to the teacher.The strange thing is that this thing is still required to evaluate various professional titles, even if it is completely unnecessary for work, this is considered a Chinese characteristic.The key point is that Xu Chunfeng is not a student from another department - those people complained and complained with confidence - he is from the Department of Foreign Languages, and he is not qualified if he doesn't study hard.Do you mean wrong?

Xu Chunfeng is not the first one in the history of the college entrance examination, nor will he be the last.But later the policy was a little more relaxed, and you could change departments after entering the university. At that time, it was not possible, or it was very troublesome. Xu Chunfeng could only stay in the English department, worrying about the pile of letters every day.