The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

"Done? Come and eat." Tan Chen took off his apron and put the freshly made sweet and sour pork ribs on the dining table.

Zetten sat down flattered and sniffed carefully.

"What? I didn't poison you." Tan Chen joked.

"No, no, I think...you are so kind to me, no one is so kind to me except my mother..."

"It's good for you to cook something to eat? You are really easy to be satisfied." Tan Chen sat down with a sigh, turned on the TV and tuned to the news channel.

"I'm very satisfied with you like this," Zetten grabbed a piece of pork ribs and took a bite with a happy face, "It smells so good!"

He quickly gnawed the meat, and swallowed the bones by the way, but saw that Tan Chen had been watching TV without moving his chopsticks, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Chen, why don't you eat?"

"I'm not hungry."

Zetten thought for a while and asked him: "Xiao Chen, how can you be satisfied? ... Or what should I do to satisfy you?"

Tan Chen was taken aback, then turned around: "...Didn't I say that I don't need you to repay my kindness?"

"No, it has nothing to do with gratitude. Now I am asking you as Zeten, not as the snake you saved back then."

Those light golden eyes were full of seriousness. Although Tan Chen didn't understand what he was talking about, he could still sense the faint determination in Zeteng's tone.

Tan Chen suddenly found that this guy had been preoccupied since he came home at night, and couldn't help but said, "What's the matter with you? Just speak up if you have something to say, and he still hesitates in front of me."

Zeten was silent for a while, then suddenly grabbed his hand: "Xiao Chen."

"……what?"

His face was getting closer and closer, almost touching the tip of Tan Chen's nose, "I want to take care of you, okay?"

Tan Chen's mouth twitched, "You want to be my mother?"

"No, I mean... um... In your terms, it should be called a 'partner', right?" Zeten thought about the words he learned on TV, and stared at Tan Chen with fiery eyes, full of expectations for his next move. Will nod in a second!

——The answer to him was a slap!

"Have you lost your mind? You forgot that you are an animal?! My partner, your sister! Don't sleep in my room tonight!"

Tan Chen angrily got up and went back to the room, and locked the door with a "dong".

Although the slap didn't hit Zeten's face, it really stunned him.

what happened?Is his courtship wrong?But when those men said these words to women on TV, the other party shyly snuggled into his arms and said "I do" with tears of happiness and excitement in the corners of their eyes. Why is Xiaochen so angry?It turns out that TV is a lie!He doesn't trust TV anymore! !

Zeteng rushed forward and knocked on the door anxiously while cursing the TV: "Xiao Chen, I was wrong!"——Although he didn't know what was wrong, it was always right to admit it!

Tan Chen responded with silence.

Although a door cannot stop Zeten as a snake demon, he understands that he must not break into Xiaochen's private area without permission, and he will not make the same mistake a second time.

"If you don't like to hear it, I won't say these things in the future, but I really want to take care of..."

——"Ding Dong!"

Just then, a visitor came to the door.

Zeteng was startled, so he had no choice but to interrupt the next sentence, put on his sunglasses and go to open the door.

"Hello, is this Mr. Tan? This is the contact lens you ordered, please check and accept it." The delivery boy of the optical shop stood at the door with a smile on his face, holding a small box and a bottle of lens care solution in his hand.

Ze Teng couldn't help but have a sore nose—Xiao Chen put in so much effort to make him live a smooth life, but he always made Xiao Chen unhappy, it's too wrong...

"Yes, I ordered it." Zetten moved and solemnly took the glasses from his younger brother, and turned to leave.

"Hey sir, you haven't paid yet!" The younger brother stopped him anxiously.

Zetten pointed to his nose: "Payment? I don't have payment."

"...Mr. Tan, don't be joking, I have to go to other places to deliver the goods." The younger brother accompanied him with a smiling face, for fear that he would encounter customers who deliberately found fault, and that would be difficult.

"Sorry, I'm the one who ordered it," Tan Chen appeared behind Zeteng with a dark face, and handed a few banknotes to the younger brother, "I'm sorry for your trouble."

The younger brother hurriedly left this place of right and wrong.

Tan Chen breathed a sigh of relief and said to Ze Teng, "Transform."

A white light flowed through, and Zetten turned into a little snake, crawling obediently at his feet.

Tan Chen nodded in satisfaction - in this way, the feeling of oppression is much less when facing Zeteng.

He sat on the sofa and looked down at the ignorant creature at his feet, "Listen well, you can't take other people's things for free, you must give them money."

Zeteng spat out the letter: "I understand Xiaochen!"

"Well... If it's a gift from a very close friend, you can accept it, but you must return the gift at the right time, and don't take advantage of others."

Zeteng thought for a while and asked, "Xiao Chen, do I have to pay you for the food I ate?"

Tan Chen was taken aback: "Of course not."

"Then shall I give you a gift in return?"

"...No need."

"Why?" Zeten tilted his head. "Because we are very close people? So I can take advantage of you?"

Tan Chen's face was covered with a layer of dark clouds, and the words "take advantage" inevitably reminded him of an unpleasant event in the morning.

... At that time, I was in a hurry and didn't have time to say it, but now I have to teach this snake, some shameless things are absolutely not allowed to be done.

"Cough..." Tan Chen cleared his throat, "Listen well, your behavior in the morning made me very unhappy, I need to correct your words and deeds and help you establish the correct three views."

Zetten innocently asked, "What act?"

Tan Chen's face was a little hot: "Idiot! What kind of behavior did you say?!"

Zetten thought for a moment, and asked uncertainly: "Are you referring to my heat?"

A steaming mushroom cloud exploded in Tan Chen's mind—this idiot actually said that word on his lips!

"Don't mention this word again!"

"Then what should I say?"

"...Uh..." Tan Chen's tongue got stuck and he was stopped by his question.

——How to explain the estrus?Is there a more civilized term for this phenomenon?Is Zeten an animal?Spring?Isn't that the same as being in heat?Is there a hairy difference? ...

Seeing his tangled expression, Zeteng said empathetically, "Xiaochen, don't think so hard, at worst we won't talk about it in the future."

"...Well." Tan Chen said vaguely, "In short, this thing can't be done... It's not that it can't be done, but don't do it in front of me. It's a very private behavior for human beings. You must have a basic sense of shame. and morality."

In fact, it cannot be said that Zetten has no morals, at least he knows how to repay kindness, which is much better than some human beings.

He just lacks common sense.

Zetten asked again: "Then who should I do it in front of?"

"Can't you do it alone? When you have a wife in the future, you can experience it with your wife!" Tan Chen picked up Zeten and threw it on the sofa, "I'm going to rest, you can sleep here tonight .”

Zeten raised his head dizzily: "But my bed is in your room..."

"The sofa is much more comfortable than that box. What's your dissatisfaction?" After Tan Chen finished speaking, he locked the bedroom door again and disappeared from Zeten's sight.

Zeteng looked in his direction, spat out the letter and flicked his tail lightly twice, Dou Da's eyes were full of loneliness.

The sofa is very comfortable... But there is no you here.

*****

All night.

When Tan Chen woke up the next day, he saw a scene that made his jaw drop!

—— Zetten was cooking breakfast in his kitchen in a proper suit and apron!

what happened?Is the sun coming out in the west?

He walked over suspiciously, and the snake demon turned back and smiled at him. In the slender eyes were a pair of brown-black pupils that were no different from human beings, and they looked extremely temperamental.

"Xiaochen, go wash your face, the meal will be ready soon."

Tan Chen shivered for a moment: "Are you Zeten? Do you have a fever?"

"No?"

"You...you can cook? Do you wear contact lenses?"

"Yeah." Zetten blinked, "I'm not used to it...but it will get better after a while." He raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, his beautiful lips were like a crescent moon, "As for cooking, Xiaochen, you said that I should learn basic life skills, so just try it out, I can't rely on you all the time."

"Ah... oh." Tan Chen nodded and walked into the bathroom blankly.

Zetten suddenly became very serious, he was not used to it.

Ten minutes later, Tan Chen ate Zeten's fried meatloaf and said unexpectedly: "...It tastes good."

"Great," Zetten sighed, "I'm finally of some use to you."

Tan Chen was slightly taken aback, then lowered his head and fell silent.

He suddenly had a very wonderful idea.

——It feels like someone is trying so hard to please me... It's not bad to be honest.

After dinner, it was time to go to work again. When Tan Chen changed his shoes, Ze Teng stood behind him: "Xiao Chen, I want to see where you work."

If it was yesterday, Tan Chen would definitely have refused, but today Zeteng said that he wanted to learn the human way of life, and always let him stay at home alone... It doesn't seem to be the case.

"Follow me, but..." Tan Chen turned and looked at him.

This guy is so eye-catching, if he is brought to the company, it will definitely cause a commotion, and if he accidentally slips through, it will not be easy to clean up...

"Well, if you become a snake, I'll tell you that you are my pet." Tan Chen pointed at Zeteng seriously, "Remember, absolutely? Right? No? You can speak."

"Understood!" Zeten turned into a little snake excitedly, Tan Chen bent down and picked it up, and stuffed it into his breast pocket, so the two went to work together.

"Little snake~ The wind and the water are rising~ God~ God loves being poor and happy~"

During the driving, Ze Teng stuck his head out of Tan Chen's pocket and sang happily. Tan Chen couldn't help laughing: "Is this also learned from TV?"

"Ok!"

--really interesting!

Tan Chen asked curiously, "What else can you sing?"

Zetten thought for a moment and opened his mouth: "You smell of his perfume—it's my nose—"

"...=.="

When he arrived at the company, Tan Chen took Zeteng out and put it on his desk.Zhou Nan saw it and said in surprise: "Boss, is this a snake? Did you raise it?"

"Ah."

"I didn't expect you to take this as a pet..." Zhou Nan stretched out a finger to Zeteng a little excitedly, "It won't bite me, will it?"

Zetten hissed out the letter and gave him a quick lick!

"Wow!" Zhou Nan withdrew his hand, "Your snake is so fierce."

"It doesn't bite, but it's better not to move casually." Who knows if this monster will make you suffer if it gets angry==.

Ze Teng flicked his tail noblely and coldly, climbed onto Tan Chen's shoulder, and looked at Zhou Nan proudly with his head raised.

"Haha, snakes can also recognize their owners, boss, I haven't heard that you have pets before."

"I went to the pet store two days ago and bought it because I thought it was very easy to keep."

"Hey, speaking of it, it looks a bit like Mr. Wang's snake, but it's much smaller. Could it be the same species?"

Tan Chen said vaguely, "Probably...By the way, Xiao Zhou, is there any news from Yajie today?"

"Yes, they faxed a document this morning, and I'll show it to you."

After Zhou Nan left, Zeteng finally couldn't hold back his "ha", "Xiaochen, you are amazing! Using such a big space for one person!"

"Nonsense, the leader must have a one-person office." Tan Chen flicked Zeteng's forehead, "Do you want to drink something?"

"Think~"

Tan Chen smiled and took out a jar of honey.

It was given to him by his subordinates, and he never had time to drink it, so let Zeteng taste it first today.

The honey-gold liquid was placed in front of Zeteng, and he licked it with the tip of his tongue. Tan Chen immediately asked, "How is it?"

Zetten said distressedly: "Well...can't taste it..."

Tan Chen was taken aback for a moment, and searched the Internet, only to find out that snakes have no sense of taste.

... Tsk, there is no other way.

"You become a human, and after drinking, you will change back."

Zetten was pardoned, regained his human form, and drank the honey water in one gulp!

"It's so sweet~" He smacked his lips contentedly, "Xiao Chen, I still want to drink it!"

Tan Chen warned him while paying attention to the movement outside: "Keep your voice down, what if someone overhears you!"

As soon as the words were finished, there was a knock on the door, and Tan Chen was shocked immediately. Seeing that Zeteng reacted very quickly and turned back into a small snake and crawled under the table, a stone fell to the ground, and he cleared his throat and said, "Come in."

The person who came was Xiaoyun, a Taiwanese girl from the customer department. She asked in a soft and sweet voice, "Boss, do you have any guests?"

Tan Chen's typing hand paused, "No."

"Oh... I heard someone talking to you just now, probably because of my illusion."

Tan Chen said calmly, "What's the matter, is there something wrong?"

"Hmm..." She came closer, and the sweet little water-red sandals just stopped in front of Zetten under the table, "Boss, your birthday is coming soon, this was supposed to be given to you on the day, but on that weekend, I'm going to see grandma with my mother...so..."

Two blushes rose on the young girl's face, and she solemnly placed a beautifully packaged gift box on the table, "I think it's better to hand it to you personally, happy birthday!"

Tan Chen looked at her unexpectedly, even Ze Teng was stunned.

——He doesn't even remember that his birthday is coming soon, but this girl...

Tan Chen is not hard-hearted, so of course he will be a little moved.He smiled and stood up and said, "Thank you, it's rare that you remember my birthday."

"Ah, I remember, I also know what food you like and what color you like... Uh!" She suddenly realized that she had slipped her tongue, said goodbye quickly, and ran away blushing.

Looking at the back of her running away, Tan Chen suddenly thought a little speechlessly, would this little girl treat him...

If it is true, it will be troublesome, he is the worst at dealing with emotional matters, and he doesn't mean that to Xiaoyun, but he doesn't know how to refuse so as not to hurt the little girl's self-esteem...

Tan Chen pressed his temples nervously, sat down and called, "Zeten?"

No one responded to him.

Tan Chen frowned, and lightly kicked the coffee table: "Come out, he's already gone."

Still no response.

Tan Chen squatted down suspiciously, and lowered his head to have a look—it was empty, where was Zeten's shadow?