The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

"Hi, I'd like to order a pair of brown contact lenses... yes, my address is... ok thank you."

After Tan Chen called the optical shop, Ze Teng immediately posted over and acted like a baby: "Xiaochen, Xiaochen, let me stay~"

Tan Chen frowned: "I'm thinking about it, don't make any noise."

"Oh, I'm not noisy." Zeten sat next to him, staring intently at his pensive appearance, the more he watched, the more he felt that Tan Chen was really charming, even his impatient expression was so attractive to him.

"What are you... going to do? Modeling?"

"what is that?"

"It's just standing there for others to take pictures, and sometimes you have to go to catwalks or something..." Tan Chen roughly explained to Zeteng, and Zeten said with a relaxed face: "It doesn't sound difficult, I can do it." this!"

"Too stupid and naive," Tan Chen bent his lips and shook his head, "The hard work involved is far beyond your imagination... Besides, you don't understand many things, how will you deal with others in the future?"

Zetten moved closer to him: "It's enough for me to deal with you alone."

"It's impossible. If you want to live here, you have to know all kinds of people." Seeing Zeten's reluctance, Tan Chen comforted him a little bit: "In short, let's take one step at a time. I'm not down to the point where I can't afford to give you a meal."

Zeteng suddenly smiled and rolled his eyes, taking advantage of Tan Chen's unpreparedness, he quickly stretched out his mouth and kissed him on the face!

"You...!" Tan Chen stared at him in astonishment, "What are you doing?!"

Zeten tilted his head innocently: "Kiss you, isn't kissing the way you humans express your likes?"

"That's right... But this method is used between lovers, you are not allowed to do this in the future."

Zetten thought for a while and said excitedly: "Then let's be lovers!"

"...Idiot, do you know what nonsense you are talking about!"

"But I like Xiaochen..."

"Shut up! Don't give me a damn monster!"

"Xiaochen, do you hate me..."

"Stop asking that disgusting question again!"

——Tan Chen's eyeballs almost rolled out, this troublesome thing, I should have known that I shouldn't have kept him in the first place!

The situation remains the same tonight, Tan Chen sleeps on the bed and Zetten sleeps on the box.

Tan Chen recently bought a book on advertising, and the ideas in it were very novel. He lay on the bed and drank milk while reading it, and Zetten put his head on the edge of the box and looked at him, as if looking at a piece of delicious meat.

"It's getting late, go to bed." Tan Chen glanced at it and said lightly.

"I don't want to sleep." Zeten flicked his tail.

"What do you want?"

Zeteng hurriedly explained: "Xiao Chen, don't be angry. My living habits are different from yours. I don't need to sleep yet..."

Tan Chen thought for a while, and he was right, he couldn't demand an animal by human standards.Seeing that it was late, Tan Chen put down his book, yawned and turned off the light, and murmured: "Then I'll go to bed first, good night."

"Good night, Xiaochen." Zeteng said cheerfully, spitting out a letter.

Tan Chen fell asleep quickly, and began to snore slightly after more than a minute.

Ze Teng's two snake eyes gleamed faintly in the darkness. It gently crawled out of the storage box and swam up along the foot of Tan Chen's bed until it reached next to Tan Chen's head.

...Wow, this bed is so comfortable, soft and warm, why does Xiao Chen always let me sleep in that strange smelling box?I want to sleep here too!

...But, but he never said that I could sleep on his bed, last time because I did that, Xiao Chen even beat me...

Zeteng was very unwilling, he couldn't let go of the paradise under him and Tan Chen's light breath, but he didn't want to make Tan Chen unhappy either.

After careful and careful weighing, Ze Teng still decided to sleep on Tan Chen's bed.

It is such a small and delicate snake, it only needs to occupy a small area. Xiaochen should not be so stingy!Well, just do it!

Zeteng shook his head with peace of mind, got into Tan Chen's bed, and fell asleep in the body temperature of his savior.

*****

……Good weight……

Tan Chen moved uncomfortably, feeling like a mountain was pressing on his body, it was so heavy that it was difficult to even turn over.

Under this kind of pain, he finally opened his eyes exhaustedly.

"...Fuck!"

Tan Chen couldn't help scolding his mother after just one glance - that bastard Ze Teng actually slept on top of him! The 1.9-meter man is not worried about crushing him to death, it is simply murder!

"Wake up! Who told you to come here to sleep?!" Tan Chen violently pushed Zeteng's strong shoulders, but this guy was too heavy, and he had no effect other than being out of breath from exhaustion.

"...Hmm, Xiaochen?" Zeten dazedly rubbed his head against his neck, smacked his lips in satisfaction, and continued to sleep without any pressure.

Tan Chen's hair stood on end, and goosebumps protruded like money. Finally, he couldn't help but raised his hand and slapped Ze Teng hard on the back of the head!

"Go away, Lao Tzu! I'm crushing someone to death!"

Zeteng was completely woken up, opened his eyes and looked at Tan Chen blankly, his little eyes were extremely innocent, like a child who stole candy silently accusing his parents: Why don't you let me eat it?Why? !

Tan Chen pushed him again: "Aren't you dead yet?"

Before the words fell, he suddenly froze.

Men in the morning can't stand being teased, Tan Chen knows this.However, it was not him who reacted today, but the snake demon on his body!

I don't know when a hot and hard object was pressed between the crotch, and it swelled so much that it was about to explode.

Tan Chen's face turned pale: "You, you..."

Zeten twisted helplessly, "What's wrong? What's wrong with me?"

This shameless snake has no clothes on, just clinging to him nakedly. Tan Chen has never been in such close contact with others. To say the least, he is still a virgin. How can he stand this kind of posture? Under Zeten's unconscious dawdling, the brothers actually have a tendency to rise up!

"You, you, don't move!" Tan Chen shouted sharply.

"Okay." Zeten stopped, and the secret parts of the two were tightly attached again.

"...you get off me first!"

"But you won't let me move..."

"...you can move now!"

"Oh." Zeten twisted again.

Tan Chen slapped him angrily: "Twist your sister!"

Zetten covered his face sadly: "Xiao Chen..."

Taking advantage of him in a daze, Tan Chen pushed him away and ran to the bathroom.

Ze Teng chased after him and knocked on the door in panic: "Xiao Chen, I was wrong, I shouldn't sleep on your bed, please forgive me!"

After comforting the disobedient little brother, Tan Chen walked out with a dark face: "How many times have I told you, don't run around naked in my house!"

Zetten said sheepishly: "I don't like to wear clothes..."

Tan Chen showed a strong murderous look, and Ze Teng immediately changed his cute face: "I will wear it now!"

This morning wasted a lot of time. Tan Chen hurriedly prepared breakfast. Seeing that Zeteng was still struggling with the newly bought pair of trousers, he couldn't help scolding him: "What's wrong with you? So dawdling, hurry up and eat!"

"No, no... I don't seem to be right..." Ze Teng blushed, turned around, Tan Chen took a look, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

——I saw that the pillar between his legs was still standing upright, stuck in the middle of the zipper of his trousers, it was so embarrassing!

Tan Chen's heart beat wildly: "Are you an idiot? Why don't you handle it yourself?"

Zetten asked ignorantly: "How to deal with it?"

"Have you never encountered this situation before?"

Zeteng cried with a mournful face: "No, no, this is the first time... What should I do, Xiao Chen, I just slept on your bed, is it God punishing me...I feel so uncomfortable right now...um..."

He suddenly let out a sexy and hoarse croon, which rushed straight into Tan Chen's ear.

Tan Chen gave a heavy "tsk"—what else can I do? !You can't do it for him!

"Sit down first." Taking a deep breath, Tan Chen pressed Zeteng's shoulder.

The snake demon was sitting on the carpet in a daze, her light golden eyes were foggy, and her expression was pure and confused.

Tan Chen instructed: "Hold...here with your hand."

There was a strange look on Ze Teng's face, but Tan Chen lowered his head and didn't notice it.

"...Hold it."

"Shut up! I have eyes and can see by myself, so I don't need you to report!"

"Oh...Xiao Chen, what then?"

Tan Chen wailed in his heart - what kind of trouble is this? !Why should he conduct sexual education for a grown man? Damn!

Ze Teng frowned slightly, and looked at Tan Chen earnestly and expectantly, with an expression that seemed to regard the man in front of him as a life-saving straw, trusting him wholeheartedly without any pretensions.

Tan Chen comforted himself: Forget it, just treat him as my younger brother. Anyway, boys would communicate with each other when they were students, but now that they are all adults, it would be too strange to do this again...

"Hold it well, and then rub it with your hands."

Zeten's cheeks were flushed, and his panting became more and more obvious as his men moved.

Tan Chen was embarrassed to stay any longer, and was about to avoid it, but Ze Teng shouted in a panic: "Xiao Chen, don't go!"

He turned around and fell into a hot embrace in an instant.

Zetten's arm was as hard as iron, and he was confined like a cage.Tan Chen turned pale in shock: "What are you doing?! It's against you!"

"Don't go, you stay with me so that I can feel better..." Zeten whispered in his ear, his moist and hot breath slipped in along the pinna, and even his scalp itched.

A terrifying thought suddenly occurred to Tan Chen in horror: This guy...could he be regarded as a estrus object? !

A strong masculine breath rushed towards his face, and I don't know if it was because Zeten was originally a beast, and he exuded a strong sense of lust.Tan Chen was hugged by him with a red face, his whole body was stiff, and he felt the self-comfort of a beast at close range in such a daze...

"Hmm..." Zeteng learned without a teacher, and after a while of groping, he was already quite skilled.There was a series of rubbing sounds from the bottom up, and finally, he let out a low growl, and the muscles all over his body suddenly tensed up, and they were relieved.

Tan Chen trembled with anger as he looked at the white liquid stained on his suit pants.

Zeteng's strong chest rose and fell, and he pulled him flatteringly: "Xiaochen~"

Tan Chen looked up at him blankly.

——Then, he became furious and overturned the dining table!

"Here? Old? Son? Get out-out-out!!"