The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

Advertising for the zoo was quickly settled.

With Sun Dashen's solid guarantee, Tan Chen successfully got the contract just by going through the formalities, and he could smell the fragrance of ink in his hand, not to mention how beautiful it is-being in charge of the city zoo for a whole season How can he not be happy with such a big piece of meatloaf?

As a result, the whole company rejoiced and morale was high. The blue sky above Tan Chen's head was bright and sunny, and the whole week went smoothly and happily.

On the weekend, he took Zhou Nan and Zeteng brothers to the zoo for "field inspection".

The scale of the urban zoo is naturally not comparable to that of the large wild animals in the north, but there is no shortage of birds, beasts, insects and fish, and the variety is quite complete.

Zeyu originally had a bad complexion. He didn't like the behavior of humans confining animals in cages for their own enjoyment. However, Tan Chen said that the zoo occupies a large area and the environment simulates the original ecology as much as possible. There are enough animals. There is no such thing as a big iron cage for people to visit once it is installed.

Zeyu was dubious after hearing this, but he felt better after all.

There is a small square at the entrance of the zoo where small vendors set up stalls to sell souvenirs, cultural shirts, etc. Tan Chen usually doesn’t pay attention to these, but Brother Snake is quite interested. He saw the children happily wearing cartoon giant panda shirts. On a T-shirt, Zeteng had a whim, and also asked for a shirt with Tan Chen's face printed on it.

Tan Chen exploded and said, "You dare to infringe on Lao Tzu's portrait rights!"

Zetten drooped his face in dismay, "I just want to see you anytime! Is there something wrong?"

"..." Tan Chen's face turned pale, then red, then pale, and finally choked out two words, "Pervert!"

Ze Teng smiled happily. Although Xiao Chen would still scold him ferociously, he was obviously in a much better mood. He was so scolded that he was willing to feel comfortable all over his body, and he wished to persuade Tan Chen to give him a few more punches.

Not far away is a master who makes soft pottery crafts. His techniques are flexible and sophisticated. There are many semi-finished products in the shape of small animals. According to the requirements of buyers, they can be processed into necklaces, pendants, mobile phone ropes and other things. They are chic and small. very popular.

Tan Chen had no interest in small handicrafts, but Ze Yu leaned over and squatted down to observe carefully. The old master smiled and said, "Young man, just take a look, and you can make whatever you want."

Zeyu nodded and asked, "Can I be a snake?"

Tan Chen stood aside, embarrassed, what's the matter with these two brothers, one needs snakes to make cakes, the other needs snakes to make handicrafts, there is a limit to narcissism, hey!

The master said: "Of course, the young man is a snake? Can't tell."

Zeyu thought for a while and said, "My brother is a snake."

The master crafted a little golden snake, its shape was winding and smooth, at least it didn't look like a lump of X.Zeyu was so satisfied that he smiled for the first time.

"Can you pinch another person?"

"Sure, wait a moment, young man."

After a while, the master crafted another villain in a suit, with an angry expression and a wide open mouth, vicious but cute.

Ze Yu picked up two things, paid the money and ran back, and solemnly handed them to Tan Chen and Ze Teng, "For you."

Tan Chen accepted it dumbfounded, "Thank you."

Zeteng looked at the little man in Tan Chen's hand, then at his own snake, and said firmly, "I'll change it with you!"

Tan Chen was a little bit reluctant: "Your one is not as good-looking as mine... Hey! How dare you snatch it!"

Probably because the surrounding atmosphere was too relaxed and happy, Tan Chen was not as serious as usual, and actually singled out Ze Teng in front of a group of children. Zhou Nan and Ze Yu were sweating coldly, silently setting up a human wall to block the two shameless goods.

After Tan Chen's unilateral beating was over, the four of them walked into the zoo in high spirits.

First, I found Director Zhao and chatted for a while, and then a smiling guide girl showed them around.

When Ze Teng went out, he pretended to be a little kid in his heart. When he saw the time was right, he acted like a boss and divided the four into two groups. He had no conscience to classify his brother and Zhou Nan into one group, which was quite "generous" Patting Zhou Nan's frail shoulder, he said, "This is Xiao Chen's personal assistant. He is very powerful. My brother lent him to you today. You have to treat him well." Ze Yu and Zhou Nan dragged Tan Chen away.

Zhou Nan twitched the corners of his mouth and nodded to the guide girl: "...then I will trouble you."

Tan Chen and Ze Teng were not unhappy when they returned to the two-person world, but he still seriously despised Ze Teng's obvious separatist behavior with a straight face. As a result, the snake demon didn't feel guilty at all, and smiled like an idiot. No matter how angry Chen was, he couldn't express it, it was like punching a fist into cotton.

"Okay, my dear, it's a rare trip, let's have fun!" Zeten looked around, "—what animal shall we see first?"

Tan Chen thought for a while and said, "Let's go panda."

"Panda?" Zeten silently evaluated the national treasure in his heart, thinking that it was stupid, simple and stupid, and should not be threatening, so he nodded in agreement.

The two came to the Panda House with the pass given by Director Zhao. Today, Ze Teng wore a ponytail and Ray-Ban glasses, dressed casually and stylishly, standing in front of the honest national treasure is not a violation of harmony.Tan Chen became interested, and took out his mobile phone to take pictures of him, but he didn't know why there were all kinds of people passing by in the picture, either unintentionally or intentionally, so he had no choice but to give up...

This idiot snake's charm is so fucking great, it can attract bees and butterflies by only showing its nose and chin ==.

"Xiao Chen, have you finished filming? Show me~"

Ze Teng pressed Tan Chen's mobile phone and found that most of them were forced to take photos with others, and he was dissatisfied immediately: "I want to take pictures with you!" Said, he hugged Tan Chen's shoulders, and took advantage of the opportunity to embrace him. Gao pointed his mobile phone at the two of them and made a "click".

Tan Chen didn't have the habit of showing affection in front of the crowd. With a look of embarrassment on his face, he pushed Zeteng away and walked out first: "...if you have seen enough pandas, go and see other things."

The visit process of the duo of Zhou Nanze and Yu was much more regular. The guide girl was fluent in eloquence and friendly. Not long after the museum left.

Zeyu was born in the jungle, and he has little interest in animals. Moreover, these guys seem to be living a good life. They don't have to work hard for food, and there are special staff to take care of them, but they are not as free as him.

Zeyu was finally completely relieved, and the chill on his face dissipated a lot.

The guide girl said: "There will be an aquarium and a reptile hall next, which one are you more interested in?"

Zhou Nan originally wanted to see the dolphins, but he just opened his mouth when he suddenly realized that Zeyu hadn’t spoken much along the way, and it was time to listen to other people’s opinions, so he asked with a smile, “Where does Zeyu want to go?”

Zeyu thought for a moment, then asked, "Is there a snake?"

The guide was taken aback, he didn't expect this clean and handsome child to have such a strong taste... After being stunned, he replied: "Yes, the reptile hall is to the west of the snake hall, shall I take you there?"

Ze Yu nodded and followed silently.

Speaking of snakes, Zhou Nan thought of something: "By the way, didn't Mr. Tan keep a pet snake some time ago? How is the little guy doing now?"

"... had a good time, with food and drink."

"Is that so? Mr. Tan never mentioned it, I almost forgot."

"I'll take a picture for you some other day."

"Heh, heh... Then thank you in advance..."

The three of them came to the Snake Pavilion, and the huge glass building caught their eyes was a green world with lush plants, damp land, and a living pool where different kinds of snakes gathered in one place, coiled and tangled like vines.

As soon as Zeyu approached, those snakes seemed to sense something, and they all raised their heads to look this way.

Zhou Nan was taken aback: "What's the matter? Didn't you treat us as food?"

Ze Yu shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I'm probably just curious."

Zhou Nan was dubious: "They look at people every day, and they should be tired of watching people by now, so they are still curious?"

The group of snakes just looked at them quietly at first, but after a while, they slowly crawled over, gathering more and more, denser and denser, layering on top of each other, almost like building tall buildings!

Even with the thick glass in front of him, Zhou Nan couldn't stand the scene, so he stepped back in a hurry and said, "Zeyu, come here too, it looks weird..."

Ze Yu ignored him, instead, he put his hand on the glass and gently stroked it, as if he was stroking these cold and fierce reptiles.

I don’t know when a group of tourists gathered around, and they all looked at this boy in shock. He stood there, his arms swung to the left, and the heads of the snakes turned to the left, and when they swung to the right, the tails of the snakes swung to the right. ——It’s almost like a snake-playing entertainer on the streets of Arabia, except that he doesn’t wear a turban and play the suona!

Naturally, it is impossible for such a big movement to be unnoticed. Sheng Mingxuan took his little niece by the hand and just walked into the snake house. At first sight, he saw a slender figure standing there attracting everyone's attention. He was swinging his forearm regularly, And the majestic Snake Mountain Snake Sea actually danced a magnificent dance with his movements, and the scene was so weird that it made the scalp tingle.

The onlookers didn't know why, and thought that Zeyu was a snake trainer in the zoo, cheering and applauding him from time to time, but Sheng Mingxuan suddenly noticed that the figure looked familiar.

He meditated for a moment, and suddenly his heart moved, he stepped forward and called out tentatively, "Zeyu?"

Zeyu froze suddenly, turned his head, and raised an eyebrow in surprise: "Mr. Sheng?"

"It really is you, what are you doing here?" Sheng Mingxuan laughed and greeted Zhou Nan, but his eyes never left Zeyu for a moment.

"...It's nothing, just take a look." Ze Yu retreated to the stunned guide girl, and said to her: "Sorry, you can visit the next place."

Seeing that he seemed unwilling to see him, Sheng Mingxuan suddenly felt unhappy for some reason.

Subconsciously, he wanted to talk to Zeyu a few more words. This special young man left a deep impression on him last time. It stands to reason that he would not pay too much attention to people who he only met once and had no need to communicate with, but Zeyu However, his shadow seems to have taken root in his mind. Recently, in his spare time, Sheng Mingxuan would reminisce about the other party's indifferent eyes from time to time, and even lift up Zeyu's hair in his imagination, so that he could take a good look at the appearance of this strange child. ...

When Zeyu came back to his senses, Zeyu had already taken a step, Sheng Mingxuan quickly pulled him, unceremoniously pushed his little niece to the front line, and said with a smile: "I haven't introduced you yet, her name is Shanshan ,be mine……"

"Daughter?" Ze Yu asked back.

Sheng Mingxuan choked for a moment: "...I'm not married yet."

Ze Yu nodded, and said understandingly: "Have children before marriage?"

"..."

There were reproachful glances from all around, Sheng Mingxuan lost all face, wishing to pry open the kid's head to see where his brain circuit was headed...

The little girl Shanshan couldn't stand it, and she was very loyal to help the uncle who was wearing the hat of "unmarried first childbearing": "Hi brother, I am his little niece, and my name is Shanshan."

"Hello." Probably because he often takes care of his younger siblings, Zeyu's attitude towards little Lolita is obviously not the same as that of adults. His brows and eyes are much softer, and he even took out two pieces of candy and gave her as a meeting gift.

Seeing his niece happily stuffing candy into her mouth, Sheng Mingxuan was a little envious of her... =. =

But in this way, Zeyu finally didn't take the initiative to walk away, so several people set off to the aquarium in a harmonious and harmonious atmosphere.

At the same time, Tan Chen and Zetten were squatting by the pool to feed the dolphins.

Tan Chen handed the small fish to Ze Teng and said, "Take it easy, don't fall into it!"

The breeder smiled and said, "Sir, don't feed them too much, there will be a show later, I have to use these foods to coax them."

After Tan Chen heard this, he stopped Ze Teng from continuing to feed: "Just try something new, don't be endless."

Seeing the fresh and lively little fish drooling, Zeteng stuffed one into his mouth while the breeder was not paying attention, which aroused strong dissatisfaction from the dolphins, and was almost kicked into the pond by Tan Chen.

"I don't think I will lose my share by grabbing food from the same kind!"

"It's a dolphin and I'm a snake, so I'm not the same kind!"

"It's not human anyway!"

"...That's not the same kind! I and you are!"

"Don't put gold on your face, idiot!"

The dolphin looked at them sadly: "You guys quarrel, so quarrel, can you throw a few more fish down...