The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

More than ten hours of driving, sleeping and chatting, passed without knowing it.

Xuan Ming seemed to be very sleepy, snoring from beginning to end, if Tan Chen hadn't pushed him when he got out of the car, this guy might have slept in Inner Mongolia.

After getting off the bus, Ze Teng was in front of the train holding the train ticket for inspection. Tan Chen looked at Xuan Ming who was yawning beside him. s things?"

Xuan Ming was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "It's nothing, just wear it for fun, it's not bad."

Tan Chen's face became serious: "Please don't play dumb."

Xuan Ming shrugged his shoulders: "Is this important to you? It's just your parents' wishes, so you can accept it with peace of mind."

Tan Chen ran out of patience, and looked up at him slightly: "Mr. Xuan Ming, this is very important to me!"

Xuan Ming was taken aback by his serious appearance, and after being slightly stunned, he immediately put on a flirtatious face: "If you want me to tell you, it's okay, what would you give me in exchange?"

Tan Chen frowned: "What do you want?"

Xuan Ming smiled maliciously, and whispered in his ear frivolously: "Kiss me?"

"..." If this guy wasn't an old acquaintance of Zeteng, Tan Chen would definitely punch him.

"Just kidding, just kidding, don't put on such a face," Xuan Ming's tone changed, with a bit of deepness and a bit of teasing, "Sister-in-law, it's happier to be ignorant about some things."

Tan Chen looked at him, and when he wanted to say something, he turned his gaze and saw Ze Teng walking back from a distance.

"Green hills are always surrounded by green waters, so let's do it, we'll meet later!" Xuan Ming hugged him coolly, if he wasn't dressed in a suit, he would really look like a martial arts hero.

Zetten waved impatiently: "Let's go, let's go, there's so much nonsense!"

Xuan Ming smiled, turned and left.

There were only two people left, and the atmosphere was a little stiff for no reason.

Ze Teng blinked, and suspiciously pushed aside Tan Chen's bangs to see his expression clearly: "Xiao Chen, what's wrong? Did Xuan Ming tell you something again?"

"It's nothing, I'm just a little tired from the long journey." Tan Chen stretched his legs and feet pretending to be natural, "By the way, remember to remind me to buy some rice on the way. After eating wild game for two days, it's time to try something light. "

Ze Teng does not have the ability to pry into the heart like Ze Yu, but he can sense the emotions of his lover to some extent, "Xiao Chen, if you have any unhappy things, you must tell me."

"...Understood." Tan Chen let him hold his hand, anyway, no one saw it.

After buying some raw meat and food before the supermarket closed, Tan Chen and Zeteng finally returned home.Throwing the travel bag to the corner, the two changed into home clothes and went to take a shower.

The snake demon was locked out of the bathroom door for the nth time. He eavesdropped on the sound of water coming from inside for a while, imagined Tan Chen standing underwater, and then swallowed his saliva and went to the kitchen to cook porridge.

When passing the travel bag, Zetten's footsteps suddenly stopped.

He stared at the bulging bag in amazement, frowned, and called tentatively, "Second brother?"

The zipper snapped open, revealing a small black snake's head.

Zeten's face changed: "Why are you here?!"

Zeyu climbed out calmly, and turned into a boy: "I've been at home for too long, I want to come out and have a look." He looked at Tan Chen's house, pointed to the sofa on his own initiative, and said, "I can sleep here."

"This is my home!" Zeten yelled in dismay, "Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were coming?!" He and Xiao Chen finally returned to the two-person world, who knew that something would happen!In this way, Xiaochen will definitely not make out with him at home!Who will protect his sexual well-being? !

Zeyu continued calmly: "I have a surprise for you."

... Well, he was indeed surprised, but where did the 'joy' come from? !

"Zeten, what's your name?" Tan Chen nervously leaned out half of his body wrapped around a bath towel when he heard the movement, only to see the white-skinned, black-haired, naked Ze's second brother Junsheng standing in his living room.

"Zeyu! When did you buy the contact lenses!" Zeten stuck his neck, "It's too insidious! You actually hide your evil spirit, no wonder I didn't find you all the way!"

"Contact lenses?" Ze Yu thought for a moment, guessing that Ze Teng was referring to the thin brown disc, so he said in a masterful manner: "Brother, you forgot, I cultivated human form 300 years before you, and I can change it at will Anywhere on the body." As he spoke, he pinched his fingertips, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple, and the seven colors swirled in his eyes.

Tan Chen received an extremely strong visual stimulus, and the corners of his mouth twitched with full force.

In this way, the second brother Ze lived in Tan Chen's house logically - prerequisite: the eyeballs must remain black.

Tan Chen made a delicious porridge with preserved egg and lean meat for his uncle who came from afar, and then sat by the side to watch the two snakes eat happily.

After watching the picture of animals eating for a while, Tan Chen suddenly remembered something, and asked worriedly: "Zeyu, do your parents know about your going out?"

"I don't know." Ze Yu stuck out his tongue and licked the bottom of the bowl clean, signaling Tan Chen to add another bowl.

Zeteng slammed it with a chestnut: "How dare you order my wife?!"

"Oh." Ze Yu took the bowl back calmly, and went to the kitchen to refill by himself.

Tan Chen reprimanded: "Why did you beat him, it's not a troublesome matter."

"...Huh!" Zeten turned his head.

Virtue!Tan Chen rolled his eyes at him.

Ze Yu came back soon, eating beef cubes in sauce while drinking porridge.Zetten couldn't help running on him: "Don't you like cooked food?"

Ze Yu said solemnly: "Brother Chen does things differently."

"You brat! You were called Big Brother Tan before, who allowed you to be so intimate! Change it back!"

Zeyu saw that Zeten had a hysterical tendency, and he twirled the spoon quickly at his fingertips, raised his eyebrows by a millimeter, and said, "Then... sister-in-law?"

Tan Chen: "..."

The idiot snake immediately cheered up, "You are really my good brother!" If it were in the form of a snake, its tail would have already swung into the sky at this moment.

Unfortunately, the peace time did not last long.

When bedtime came, the brothers had another argument.

"I haven't slept in a 'bed' since I was born." Ze Yu touched the soft mattress with longing eyes.

Although it was still the face with necrotic facial nerves, Tan Chen could clearly feel his strong curiosity and expectation for his bed.

Zetten has always acted faster than his brain. He saw that the situation was wrong. A vicious dog jumped up and spread it into a large font to fill the bed. There was no room for turning around and said: "No, this is mine! You go to sleep on the sofa!"

Zeyu nodded regretfully, but did not fight him: "Okay, big brother."

The child looked back lonely, and when he passed by Tan Chen, he suddenly lowered his head and said, "Sorry, I came here uninvited and caused you trouble."

Tan Chen: "..."

He originally decided not to meddle in the affairs of these two brothers, but seeing Ze Yu's appearance, he actually softened his damn heart!

"... Zeten, you are just a guest, you sleep with me on the floor."

Zeyu heard the Patriarch speak, looked at him with clear, pitch-black eyes, and said with a hint of surprise in his tone: "Thank you, Brother Chen."

"My family doesn't say thank you," Tan Chen dragged Ze Teng from the bed, who was still crying, and told his second brother, "Remember to cover the quilt at night, and be careful not to catch a cold."

"En." Ze Yu nodded obediently, looking so harmless that Tan Chen even forgot that he was a snake demon who had practiced for hundreds of years.

The carpet in the living room has been replaced with a summer mat. Tan Chen turned off the lights, opened the curtains, and the cool moonlight streamed in like a trickle.

Ze Teng was still feeling aggrieved about not being able to sleep on the bed. Tan Chen patted him on the back and said, "Ze Yu is your younger brother, we should let him go."

The idiot snake pouted: "At that age, he was too old to be your great-great-great-grandfather..."

"..." Tan Chen thought for a while, and it was indeed the case.

——It’s all because that kid talks about “Brother” all day long, causing him to involuntarily put on a senior posture…

Zetten continued to tear down the stage: "Don't look at his good looks, he is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"

"No matter how fuel-intensive it is, it's your own brother! Go to bed for me, and I have to go to work tomorrow!" Tan Chen didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he put a blanket on his body, lay down, and closed his eyes.

With a grunt, Zetten leaned over, hugged his lover's waist from behind, and then sighed through his nose, with a hint of anger: "I hope he finds a good family quickly, so that he doesn't have to worry about it." clinging to us..."

Tan Chen opened his eyes without making a sound.

Fate is really a wonderful thing. If someone told him half a year ago that he would spend the rest of his life on a monster, he would definitely say "crazy" unceremoniously.

But now...

Feeling the generous and cold embrace behind him, Tan Chen patted the back of Zeteng's hand lightly, with a tenderness that he didn't even notice.

——Okay, let’s just plant it, it’s planted on anyone, and there’s nothing wrong with this monster.