The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

After hanging up the phone, Tan Chen maintained his original posture and continued to stand by the balcony, with a rare and deep look.

The setting sun gradually darkened, and a cool night breeze began to flow in the air.

The previous anger slowly dissipated in this quiet and refreshing atmosphere.

Tan Chen began to seriously consider the accident Sheng Mingxuan told him.

To be honest, he knew in his heart that Zeten would cause a sensation sooner or later. After all, such a person was so eager to discover that even he was speechless when he saw Zeten for the first time, not to mention those The most adept at catching wind and shadows in the media industry?

Tan Chen just didn't expect the arrival to be so swift, and he could even predict what kind of high-intensity attention Zeten would be exposed to once the advertisement was broadcast.

——But even if he is willing to raise Zeteng now, I am afraid that the idiot snake will not compromise, right?

In fact, the original idea of ​​making Zeteng shine in the entertainment industry has long since disappeared. Now he prefers to live with Zeteng peacefully and manage this slightly strange relationship seriously.

Human life is short enough. If Zetten really fell into that world of luxury and money, how much time can the two of them spend together?

Tan Chen pressed the center of his brows nervously. This kind of contradictory thinking made him feel depressed—one side is a good opportunity for Zeteng to embark on a star journey, and the other side is the fact that the other party is a monster. It's like swallowing a rock, you can't go up and down, you can't wait to roll a few times to be happy.

Not long after, Tan Chen suddenly felt a cool embrace approaching him from behind, gently encircling him.

Zetten appeared quietly, and kissed his earlobe delicately, with a slight affection for fragile objects.

Tan Chen couldn't stand this numb and subtle torture the most, not to mention a man being treated like a sweetheart was enough for him to respond.Tan Chen turned around, pinched Ze Teng's mouth and said, "Dinner is ready?"

"Yeah!" Zeteng spoke with a nasal voice, sounding like he was being coquettish, "Xiao Chen, the meat is cooked and smells so good, don't you want to eat it?"

Tan Chen suppressed the anxiety in his eyes, pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled at him: "I'm busy with work, I'm just a little tired, you can eat first, I'll smoke a cigarette here."

Zetten frowned when he heard that: "No, no, I heard that smoking is harmful to health, you must not smoke!"

... well, if you don't smoke, you don't.

If you fall in love with monsters, you can live longer if you can.

But looking at this guy's anxious face, Tan Chen couldn't help but want to tease him, so he raised his eyebrows and took out a cigarette case from his coat pocket, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "My dad doesn't care if I smoke, you Which onion is it?"

"Your father is your father, and your man is your man. How can it be the same?" Ze Teng stretched out his claws to snatch Tan Chen's cigarette, but Tan Chen tilted his head to avoid it, and said with a sneer, "A beast still calls itself a man?"

"Where am I not manly enough?" Ze Teng hugged him unwillingly, and the two bodies were tightly pressed together. Tan Chen's face was hot, and he hurriedly pushed and said: "Hurry up and eat, don't make trouble!"

Ze Teng held Tan Chen tightly and dawdled, "I want to take your cigarettes away!"

Tan Chen was originally a little distracted, but Ze Teng rubbed his heart out of control for a few beats, and worried that his reaction would be discovered by Ze Teng, so he straightened his face and said in a cold tone, "I bought this." , why give it to you?"

"It's bad for your health! Give it to me!"

"Damn, I have to smoke today..." Tan Chen struggled to take out the lighter under Zeteng's confinement, but Zeteng took it away when he saw the opportunity. Tan Chen was about to scold him, but saw Zeteng dumbfounded. Opened his bloody mouth, and swallowed his lighter...in it!

After a brief silence, Tan Chen suddenly yelled in horror from the balcony: "You idiot?! Spit it out!"

Zetten slid his throat and made a huge swallowing sound, and said calmly, "I can't spit it out."

Tan Chen was so angry that he almost lost his breath, he was just joking to tease this guy, who knew that he was so lacking in brains to eat lighters? !Even if Zeten is a monster, but that thing is metal after all? !

Seeing that Tan Chen's face was pale, Ze Teng comforted him softly: "Don't worry, Xiao Chen, let's go to eat quickly, but you can't smoke any more cigarettes, come on, give me all the cigarettes, I will take them and throw them away."

Lost your sister... Tan Chen twitched the corner of his mouth, but he didn't have the slightest desire to smoke: "Aren't you a monster? That thing will make you sick if you stay in your stomach, find a way to get it out..."

Zeten was silent for a while, seeming distressed.

"How do you vomit what you eat? There is only another way..."

A black line fell on Tan Chen's head: "Stop talking."

Ze Teng embraced Tan Chen's waist, and buried his head in the hollow of his shoulder: "If you don't say it, don't say it, then let's go eat~"

Tan Chen nodded his head intermittently a few times, but in the end he was still not at ease, hesitatingly said: "Why don't you go to the hospital?"——Although the lighter is not big, it's not a joke if you get metal poisoning...

Thinking of this, Tan Chen suddenly realized a problem.

He looked at the snake demon and asked curiously: "If you cut your body open, the internal structure should be the same as that of a human being, right?"

Ze Teng's face changed color in an instant, from blue to white: "Cut... cut it apart? Why? Xiaochen, are you going to kill me? Wuwu, you don't love me anymore..." He covered his face with his hands in grief I don't know if it's real crying or fake crying.

Tan Chen was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say: "When did I say I don't love you! Aren't I trying to find a way to take out what you just swallowed?!"

Zetten showed a pair of shining eyes from between his fingers: "So you love me?!"

Tan Chen stuck in his throat: "... I don't care about you anymore."

Seeing that he was really angry, Ze Teng quickly put away his hippie smile and followed Tan Chen like a tail: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that, since you agreed to be with me, of course you love me, so why not?" As much as I love you..."

Tan Chen was so embarrassed that he talked about love and love all day long, but he said Zeten countless times, this idiot snake just couldn't change... Later Tan Chen felt that it would be harmless to express his emotions anyway, so he just broke The pot broke and went with him.

Opening the lid of the pot, there was a strong smell of meat, Ze Teng immediately said intoxicated: "Xiao Chen, you must love me very much! It is said on TV that when you love someone, you will cook the best meal for him... ..."

Tan Chen said with a blank expression, "I'm sorry, the dog I raised before also grew up eating this."

——The lethality of this sentence has reached the level of an arrow piercing the heart!Zeteng stared wide-eyed and covered his chest, unable to believe that he was in the same position as Xiaochen's dog: "It, it also eats your meat?"

"Yes."

"It lives with you?"

"Yes."

"...It also sleeps in your bed?!"

"My dog ​​loves to be clean, and it's the most comfortable to hug and sleep in winter."

Zetten was as frightened as if he had encountered a thunderbolt from the blue sky. He racked his brains for a long time, but he didn't understand what advantages he had over dogs...Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he grinned and said determinedly: "It I can't help you make money, but I can~"

Tan Chen's movements suddenly stopped.

Keenly aware of his sweetheart's emotional fluctuations, Zetten immediately held his breath and said softly, "Did I... say the wrong thing again?"

With his back turned to him, Tan Chen shook his head, filled a vegetable and fruit bowl with fragrant stewed meat and put it in his hand, but he didn't look at Ze Teng's expression, just staring at the lines on the floor with half-down eyes.

Zeteng was drooling with greed, but he was obviously more concerned about Tan Chen's abnormal appearance, so he ran out quickly to put the meat on the dining table, then ran back quickly, squatted down and looked up at Tan Chen, and asked worriedly: "What are you doing?" What happened today? Why didn't you tell me? No, I must know."

Tan Chen looked at him quietly for a while, then stretched out his hand to pat the top of Ze Teng's head, and said with some difficulty: "Actually, I... don't care if you have a job or not."

Zetten couldn't help but startled when he heard this.

...Why did Xiaochen say that?

Are you really not needed?

Going through his mind about what he experienced today, Zeteng suddenly found that Tan Chen had already felt a slight sense of anxiety since he started working, and after answering the phone not long ago, this Anxiety reached its peak.

It is not difficult to deduce the reason for Tan Chen's abnormality. Ze Teng squinted his animal pupils, and the dark golden color flickered in his slender eyes, "Xiao Chen, who called you just now?"

It was inappropriate to mention Sheng Mingxuan's name at this time. Tan Chen had seen Ze Teng get angry, and knew that he was not a vegetarian when he got angry, so he said casually, "It's just a colleague of the company."

Zetten said anxiously: "What did he say? Why don't you let me work? I just want to help you, and I can do what you can do!"

Tan Chen waved his hands in the air reassuringly, he felt that he hadn't been so patient with anyone for a long time: "It really has nothing to do with you, I just think your job is not interesting, why don't you just stay at home Ansheng Come on, isn't that good?"

Zetten pursed his mouth, and he could still see his dissatisfaction on his face: "This is not good! You have a job, and the leftovers also have a job. You said that he is the manager of a big company, and that he is great. I have to compare The manager is even better!"

Tan Chen couldn't laugh or cry: "Why do you mention him? There are many people who are better than him. Besides, we have received more than ten years of education and struggled in society to become what we are now. If we talk about human astronomy Geography, economy, medicine, politics... which one do you think? Why do you have to compare with him?"

Zeten's shoulders trembled slightly, and his brows furrowed fiercely.

"...Anyway, I don't know anything."

The monster got angry, and Tan Chen really wanted to comfort it, but he didn't know where to start.

——"That's right, you don't know anything, so you stay at home"?

Or "It's okay, I can learn if I don't know, I'll wait for you"?

Tan Chen himself felt that these words were not convincing.

How can you adapt to any job if you haven't even learned the most basic common sense?

Tan Chen has kept pets before, and knows that animals will become lonely after being attached to their owners. To be honest, he can't bear to let Ze Teng sit alone at home every day and wait for him to come back.In the end, Tan Chen thought of a compromise that would not hurt feelings and could barely be regarded as the best of both worlds: "Since you must work... why not come to my company." After finishing speaking, he added a reason to make Zeten happy : "This way we have more time together."

Sure enough, after hearing this, Zeteng immediately revealed a surprised expression: "Xiaochen, so you really love me! You said last time that you would never let me go to your company again! If this is the case, everything will be resolved. Well!"

"...Damn, what a small mind! I remember this kind of words clearly, why haven't I seen you have a long memory in other times!"