The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

After talking about business affairs, Tan Chen rejected Sheng Mingxuan's invitation to have dinner together, and drove Ze Teng home together.

"Xiaochen," Zeteng said with a smile on his face, picking up a strand of his hair and rubbing it, "I finally have a job!"

"...Congratulations." Tan Chen's tone was lukewarm.

Ze Teng's original festive energy was instantly extinguished by Tan Chen.He frowned and sniffed carefully, and found that his sweetheart was in a very complicated mood right now. He couldn't say he was happy, but he wasn't angry either.

Zetten was stunned, he didn't know whether to apologize to him or continue to be happy, but if he wanted to apologize, he didn't know what was wrong with him.

Just when he was confused, Tan Chen suddenly said: "Zetteng."

"Ok?"

"You—" He paused after saying a word, and after a long time, he explained: "Do you like this job?...I mean, if you shoot an advertisement, then you are exposed to everyone In front of you, those guys who like to dig to the bottom may be eyeing you..."

When he met Ze Teng for the first time, he actually thought about pulling this man into the fashion circle, but when the opportunity really came before Ze Teng, Tan Chen hesitated.

He is a monster, and he is so eye-catching, he may encounter many sinister and complicated things, and people with ulterior motives... To be honest, Tan Chen does not want Zeten to come into contact with these.

"What do you mean by staring at me? Will they eat me?" Zeten waved his hand nonchalantly, "I'm a snake demon, why would I be afraid of them, as long as I can help you, I'm willing to do anything."

"I said that I have the ability to support myself, and I can also provide you with a bite of food. You don't need to do anything for me."

As soon as these words came out, a pair of slightly cold arms suddenly wrapped around his shoulders tightly.

"I also said that I am willing because I like you. If it is someone else, I don't bother to care."

——This guy, if you say he is thick-skinned, he will still be shy when he should be shy;

Tan Chen couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Zeteng, I just did you a small favor ten years ago, you don't confuse gratitude with liking, do you?"

Ze Teng dissatisfied: "Like is like, how could I get confused? Xiao Chen, I like you, I like you, I like you..."

Tan Chen hurriedly stopped him: "That's enough, if you say one more word, I'll throw you out!"

Zetten closed his mouth aggrievedly, and after a while he couldn't hold back and added: "I want to be with you..."

Tan Chen looked at the road ahead calmly, but his heart fluttered strangely: "Aren't we together every day now?"

"It's not like this!" Zeten thought hard, explaining with hands and feet, "It's like what I saw on TV, the kind where we can sleep together, eat together and live together..."

Tan Chen interrupted him coolly: "What's the difference with us?"

Zetten was caught by him—it really didn't make a difference.

Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, grinned and said loudly: "That's right!"

"..."

"I said being together, you can kiss and hug, and you can do..."

Tan Chen slipped his hand and almost turned the steering wheel off, his eyes twitched and he yelled, "Shut up for me!"

Zetten quickly fell silent and touched his hand cautiously.

The veins on Tan Chen's forehead throbbed wildly, resisting the urge to beat Ze Teng violently, he let out a long breath: "Listen, no matter what you think about me, you and I can be friends, but lovers, it's impossible .”

Zeten paled in shock: "Why?"

Tan Chen thought it was funny, and glanced at him from the rearview mirror, "Do I still need to say? Is your brain growing in vain?"

Zeteng thought for a while, then poked his neck and said, "I don't understand." He really didn't understand, he liked Xiao Chen so much and was willing to give everything for Xiao Chen, why couldn't they be together?

Tan Chen is not a beast, and he doesn't have such a straight line of thinking.

They are all men, how do you explain to your parents when you are with Zeten?He is not so foolish as to give up his future child and his parents' future grandson for an animal he has only known for a few days.

On top of that, he doesn't love Zeten, at least not yet.

Maybe it's just that this guy is silly and funny, and it's a lot of work to do with him, but it's pretty enjoyable.

But these are not love.

Tan Chen twitched the corners of his mouth, and was about to explain to Zeten the importance of inheriting the family and the difficult situation of sympathy in human society, but when he looked up and saw Zeten's slightly red eye sockets in the rearview mirror, But suddenly it felt like a stone was blocked in his throat, and he couldn't spit out the words no matter what.

...Damn, it's too bad.

It was the first time he met this kind of person, this kind of person who could be so sad just because of his own words.

Tan Chen's mind was in turmoil, and he couldn't help scolding: "You are a big man, don't cry all day long, what are you talking about?"

Zetten pursed his lips and said unwillingly, "I really like you."

Tan Chen fell silent.Zetten pressed his shoulder against his ear, his voice trembling with fear: "I really like you, don't hate me."

Tan Chen was stunned for a while, then patted the back of his hand: "... Got it."

—He never disliked Zeten.

It's just that not hating and liking are completely different things.

After returning home, Ze Teng followed Tan Chen every step of the way.He watched Tan Chen cook, he watched Tan Chen eat, even when Tan Chen answered the phone, he had to prick up his ears to eavesdrop, and in the end, Tan Chen couldn't bear it anymore: "Can't you go and do something of your own? "

"I don't know what to do..." Zetten glanced at him quickly, then lowered his eyes again, "I'm not so bored only when I look at you."

... Well, Tan Chen admitted that his innocent and innocent expression aroused his sympathy - dead animals know how to pretend to be pitiful!

"Don't you have a job now, then watch the commercials on TV, so as not to be stupid like a pillar when facing the camera."

"Oh." Zeteng nodded obediently, and lay down on the sofa with the remote control in his arms. Seeing this, Tan Chen went into the bathroom to take a bath in peace.

Zetten's eyes were on the TV screen, but his mind was not on it.

There was a slight sound of water in the bathroom, and he could even imagine Tan Chen taking off those eye-catching clothes one by one, standing under the water with his neck raised, and letting the water drops slide over his body.

Zetten's throat was sliding up and down, he felt a little parched inexplicably, the desire for pleasure gradually surged up in his body, and one hand moved involuntarily to a certain place...

At that critical moment, Zeteng suddenly became enlightened and woke up instantly!

--no!

Xiao Chen asked him to watch TV, how could he do this? !Mingming promised Xiaochen that he would work hard!

Zeteng quickly restrained himself, sat upright and watched the advertisement.

On the screen, a certain man said loudly and resonantly: "—Frequent urination, urgent urination, unclean urination, please take XXX capsules!"

Zetten: "..."

A certain lady said shyly and tenderly: "—XX Shenbao, he is good, and I am also good~"

Zetten: "..."

"—I am yours?——You are my XXX.—Ah~ So I am milk tea~"

Zetten, change the channel silently.

The snake demon screamed silently in his heart: Why is this all why? Is it that I want to become like this? I don’t want me, I don’t want to be like this!

After taking a shower, Tan Chen found that he forgot to bring a change of underwear, so he wrapped a bath towel and went to the bedroom to get it.When passing the living room, I saw Zeteng trembling in the wind, and asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

Ze Teng's eyes were dull at first, but when he saw Tan Chen's upper body, his eyes lit up.

"Xiaochen, you don't have any clothes on!"

Tan Chen was swept away by his naked eyes, and immediately covered up uncomfortably, but suddenly felt that he was a man, and he had no need to cover up, so he couldn't help but annoyed: "I'm going to sleep and wear a fart! Besides, I Can you control whether you like to wear it or not in your own home?"

There was still embarrassment and shyness in Tan Chen's eyes, and his cheeks were a little red. Zeten really loved his expression, his eyes darkened suddenly, and his breathing became a little short.

"Xiaochen..."

"What are you doing?" Tan Chen watched helplessly as he got up and walked towards him, with a tall and fit figure standing in front of him, with an indescribable sense of oppression behind his back against the lights.

Ze Teng lowered his head, Tan Chen took a step back instinctively, but he hugged his waist.

"I want to kiss you."

Zeten's tone was ambiguous, but his eyes were [-]% serious.

But no matter how affectionate he is, Tan Chen, a big man, has no reason for others to kiss him whenever he wants.Raising his hand and pushing Zetten, he turned his eyes away and said, "Don't make trouble, go to sleep."

"I'll just kiss you once!" Ze Teng blocked the door of the bedroom, "Just kiss me really, please Xiaochen..."

Tan Chen: "..."

"Just one click!"

The idiot snake had a determined face, and Tan Chen couldn't help but believe that if he didn't let him kiss him today, he would definitely not be able to sleep.

...Forget it, anyway, there will be no loss of meat.

"Here," Tan Chen frowned, and turned his face reluctantly, "I can only kiss here, if the kiss is crooked, I will die."

"Okay, okay!" Ze Teng hugged him joyfully, and just about to pounce on him, Tan Chen added: "I can only kiss him once!... Mmm!"

A strange tingling sensation flowed from his neck like an electric shock. Ze Teng buried his neck and kissed vigorously, and Tan Chen suddenly felt that he had grown a spicy duck neck.

It was already a sensitive area there, Ze Teng used both lips and tongue, and even nibbled it lightly from time to time, Tan Chen felt a little weak in his legs and feet within ten seconds.He hasn't vented for a long time, and men are instinctive animals. After being teased by Zetten, he seems a little...

Realizing that the situation was wrong, Tan Chen immediately wanted to avoid him, but Zeteng seemed to have anticipated his movements in advance, and quickly grabbed Tan Chen's wrist and brought it to his back, so they became a posture of the two hugging tightly .

"...Fuck, I asked you to kiss the face!!" Tan Chen's chin was held up by him, and he almost bit his tongue when he spoke, and beat Ze Teng's back hard angrily.

"Xiaochen, be good, don't move around, I can't help it..."

Ze Teng whispered something coaxingly, and Tan Chen was stunned for a second, black smoke billowed from his head!

"What tone are you talking about?! Let me go!"

Zetten really let him go this time.

But Tan Chen didn't feel safe at all.

The beast's face was flushed, and he grabbed Tan Chen's hand and rubbed it constantly. The frequency and strength made Tan Chen have a very blushing association. He quickly withdrew his hand and rushed into the bedroom.

Ze Teng wanted to follow, but he heard Tan Chen yelling from inside: "Go to sleep in the living room, don't come in!"

Zetten retorted unwillingly: "Why? I only kissed once!"' "Who allowed you to bite my neck!?"

"You exposed your neck for me to bite..."

"……fart!"

Tan Chen sat down with fever all over, picked up the remote control of the air conditioner irritably, pressed it twice, but there was no response, and pressed twice harder, the air conditioner suddenly hummed, and a plume of black smoke fluttered out suddenly.

Tan Chen: "..."

Zetten clapped gloatingly: "It's broken it's broken!"

...Why are these guys all against him today?Fake and shoddy dog ​​days!

The idiot snake danced happily, and Tan Chen flew over with a sharp eye, "Why are you happy that the air conditioner is broken?!"

"I'll sleep with you!" Zetten replied as a matter of course.

"I can still sleep without an air conditioner!" Tan Chen gritted his teeth.

"really?"

"……go out!"

Zeteng didn't insist this time, as soon as Tan Chen got angry, he disappeared in despair.

Tan Chen cursed the terrible weather and the terrible air conditioner in a low voice, locked the bedroom door with a bang, opened the window and lay down on the bed.

It was extremely hot tonight, with no wind at all, and it was as stuffy as lying in a steamer and taking a sauna.Tan Chen was born in the north, and every summer since he came to this city, he felt very sad. He could feel better with the air conditioner, but it was so late, he couldn't rush into the mall to bring a new one back, could he?

When the third wave of sweat broke out on his body, Tan Chen's longing for Zeteng's cold body reached its peak.

...But he drove the snake out, how could he call that guy to the bed again, it's outrageous to do so...

Tan Chen fanned the wind with a magazine, and finally couldn't take it anymore and planned to take a cold shower, but when he opened the door, he saw Zeten standing in front of him like a wall, with two animal pupils shining strangely.

Tan Chen: "???"

Zeten didn't say a word, and let out a beastly grunt from the depths of his throat. Tan Chen was shocked by him: "What are you doing standing here without sleeping in the middle of the night?"

"Today... the full moon..." The snake demon's voice was tinged with a strange hoarseness, and then a faint white light like mist suddenly radiated from his whole body.