The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

Sheng Mingxuan's home is a very generous and spacious apartment. It looks much neater than the single man's residence that Tan Chen imagined, and it is almost rigorous and meticulous.

"You are so busy with work every day, you still have the energy to tidy up your house?" Tan Chen couldn't help but admire.

Sheng Mingxuan said with a smile: "Why, your house is like a pig's nest?"

"That's right, I also cleaned it, but it's not as exaggerated as you."

"Haha, sit down," Sheng Mingxuan poured two glasses of refreshing iced red wine, "I didn't do it myself, I hired a cleaner."

Tan Chen smiled at him, but his mind suddenly returned to Ze Teng.

...Is it appropriate to just lock him in the car like this?

Although he is an animal, he also has thoughts and feelings, not to mention he didn't intend to make trouble...

Thinking of Zeten still happily singing in his pocket in the morning, looking forward to visiting his company, Tan Chen felt a sudden prick in his heart, feeling a little guilty and uncomfortable.

It seemed...too unfriendly.

Zetten is like a newborn baby to the human world. There are some things he doesn’t understand, so you can teach him slowly. He has overcome so many troubles and hardships in starting a business, but he is facing a person who has no common sense and just wants to How could he be so impatient to please the animals he liked.

Although that snake has done a lot of nasty things with no limit, it is too much to lock him up alone. He doesn't know anyone. Would he be afraid?What should I do if I'm hungry...

"...Xiaochen? Are you listening to me?"

Sheng Mingxuan's voice brought Tan Chen back to reality from his thoughts, "Why are you absent-minded?"

"Oh...no, a friend is staying at my house. He doesn't understand the language, and there is no food at home. I'm worried that he won't have food later." Tan Chen replied casually.

Upon hearing this, Sheng Mingxuan's tone was a bit reproachful: "Why didn't you tell me earlier, see you sooner, so I'll treat you to a light meal later."

How dare Tan Chen let Ze Teng and Sheng Mingxuan meet, this man is now an important client of his company, who knows what kind of moths Ze Teng's brainless thing will do!So he quickly declined: "No need, my friend is afraid of strangers, I'll just help him get some home-cooked food when I go back."

"Scared...?" Sheng Mingxuan said with great interest, "Xiaochen, could it be your girlfriend?"

"Where, I've been single for more than two years, brother, you don't know." Tan Chen tried his best to look natural, "He's a man."

Sheng Mingxuan paused, and said with a smile: "Wouldn't that be more convenient, how about just introducing me to each other? I'd be happy to treat your friend as my own."

Tan Chen was sweating profusely, "Brother, you really don't have to be polite, he has a bad stomach and is not used to eating in restaurants."

Sheng Mingxuan couldn't help becoming more interested when he saw that Tan Chen was obviously hiding the "friend" he was talking about on purpose.

Who the hell is it that you can't even get to know yourself as a senior brother or friend?Is that person really so important to Tan Chen?

Sheng Mingxuan's eyes dimmed a little, "Hehe, I won't embarrass you anymore... Come on, this is the copywriting idea I just drew up, let's take a look together."

Tan Chen was thinking about Ze Teng at this moment, and the clock hands were ticking to tell the passage of time. The moon outside the window rose higher and higher, and he couldn't help imagining Ze Teng's bewildered appearance more and more.In Sheng Mingxuan's eyes, this obviously absent-minded expression made him feel uncomfortable all over, so he finally sighed and said, "Xiaochen, if you are really worried about your friend, go home early, we can talk about work next time." talk."

Tan Chen suddenly came back to his senses, feeling annoyed and blaming himself—he was half-hearted when facing clients, nothing could be more rude than this!

"Brother, I'm sorry, today I..."

"It's okay, let's go," Sheng Mingxuan stood up with a smile understandingly, "After all, we can't chat freely now."

Speaking of this, even Tan Chen felt that it was really not good for him to continue working in this state, so he nodded apologetically to Sheng Mingxuan, "I'm really sorry, I will definitely apologize some other day." Said he hurriedly stood up and changed his shoes .

"By the way, Xiaochen." Sheng Mingxuan suddenly stopped him.

Tan Chen turned around, "What?"

"Next weekend, are you free?"

Tan Chen hesitated - that day was his birthday.

Before he had time to say anything, Sheng Mingxuan said again in a gentle manner: "I know, let's celebrate your birthday that day, and there is nothing else to do. You live alone now, and I am alone, why don't I spend it with you?" ? After all, we haven’t seen each other for more than two years.”

Faced with this man's warm invitation, Tan Chen strangely did not agree.

I always feel that...something is not quite right.

But exactly what was wrong, he couldn't tell.

It's just that Sheng Mingxuan's attitude towards him has changed very strangely.

As soon as this idea came to his mind, he rejected Sheng Mingxuan first: "Sorry, I'll be busy for a while recently, I'm afraid..."

"Oh, it's nothing." Sheng Mingxuan also made a gesture to change his shoes, "I'll take you back."

"No need, I'll take a taxi!" Just as Tan Chen finished speaking, the figure had disappeared from Sheng Mingxuan's sight.

Sheng Mingxuan stared blankly at the direction where he disappeared, and after two seconds, he smiled wryly and shook his head.

*****

Tan Chen ran all the way to the side of the street, and was about to raise his hand to stop the car, when he suddenly heard a loud shout from the opposite side: "Xiao Chen!"

He looked over in astonishment, and suddenly saw Ze Teng standing in the crowd with his head exposed and waving his hands vigorously. Although he couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, Tan Chen could feel that the atmosphere around Ze Teng suddenly became active up.

Is it because you are happy to see yourself...?

Tan Chen subconsciously curled the corners of his mouth, and was about to go up to him.

At this time, the bus arrived at the stop, the crowd dispersed, and Zetten's full picture was revealed.

Tan Chen: "...Damn!"

——Zeten was wearing short sleeves that he got from somewhere, stretched on his body and could only cover two chest muscles, his entire lower abdomen was exposed, and his lower body was even more amazing!Just wearing a pair of extremely short boxers!

Damn, transvestite male bikini freak!

The idiot waved him cheerfully and tried to meet him across the street.

Tan Chen immediately turned around, intending to pretend that he had nothing to do with this person and leave silently!

"Xiao Chen!" Seeing that he was about to leave, Ze Teng shouted anxiously, "Wait! Wait for me!"

A little girl onlookers pointed at Zetten: "Mom, look quickly! She's a pervert!"

Tan Chen walked even more relentlessly, and even started to run with big strides.

"Xiao Chen!" Ze Teng has long hands and feet, and he has demon power to help out. How can Tan Chen outrun him, and he was overtaken within 30 meters. A pair of strong and powerful arms trembled and held him firmly in his arms .

Passers-by looked at the two men in amazement, casting curious, amazed, contemptuous or scornful glances.

Embarrassed, Tan Chen patted Ze Teng vigorously: "Let go!"

Just as Zetten took some strength off, he hugged him tightly again: "You promise me not to run away first."

"...I promise you, let me go quickly!"

Only then did Zetten let go of his arms, and looked at him with eyes with contact lenses, which looked a little moist under the bright yellow color of the street lights.

Tan Chen took a breath, waved over a taxi, and stuffed Zeten into it.

"Why are you dressed like this? Where did you get the clothes?"

"Grab...no, I borrowed it."

Tan Chen's forehead twitched with blue veins: "——rob?"

"No, no, no! A child and I won by guessing punches!" Zetten quickly clarified himself, "If I lose, I will buy him roasted chicken legs, and if he loses, I will give him the clothes..."

"Are you just playing finger games with others naked like this?" Tan Chen poked his forehead fiercely, "Are you an idiot?! Even children are lied to! You are wearing other people's clothes, what will they wear?!"

"He went to find his mother naked..."

Tan Chen was furious: "Where did you meet that child, do you still remember his appearance?"

"Hmm... there is a mole between her eyebrows, and she has three locks of hair..."

Tan Chen 囧囧 has a god!Isn't that the youngest son of a cleaning aunt in his office building? !Shit, tomorrow I have to buy children's clothes to make amends...

Coming to the parking lot downstairs of the company, Tan Chen sneaked in with Ze Teng, who was dressed in strange clothes, and muttered: "I remember I locked the car door, how did you get out, you won't damage my car, right? "

Zeten stopped abruptly.

Tan Chen had an ominous premonition, "Zeteng?!"

"Yes!"

"Be lenient with confession, strict with resistance!"

"Excuse me, how wide can it be?"

Tan Chen narrowed his eyes, revealing a look of savagery, "That depends on the extent of your damage..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So, another bloody and violent unilateral beating, the picture is not good, so it is blocked.

Ten minutes later, Tan Chen and Ze Teng, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, returned home, one furious and the other trembling.

Zeteng observed the face of the head of the household, and volunteered: "Xiaochen, have you eaten? I'll cook..."

"I'm full of breath." Tan Chen squinted at Zeteng's black eye circles, hesitated for a moment, and said: "You heal the wound on your face yourself."

Zetten said sincerely: "I don't mind a little more pain if it makes you feel better about me."

"..." Tan Chen shivered from the cold, "Okay! Is it so bad, you, hurry up!"

"Oh." Zeten wiped his face a few times, and all the traces of being beaten disappeared immediately.

Tan Chen gave a "tsk" - really upset!He recovered so quickly, it felt as if he hadn't been beaten!

...but forget it.

Even if it's a monster, it hurts where it should hurt, doesn't it?

Tan Chen patted the sofa, "Come here, sit here."

Zetten sat beside him like a daughter-in-law: "I'm here."

"You are very ignorant today. Although it was my fault for locking you up, you also broke my car door. Even if it is evened out, if you go out with me in the future, you are not allowed to run around alone. This is my last warning. you."

"I'll fix the car door for you!" Zetten begged desperately for a chance to make amends. "I have a friend who is good at repairing things, no matter what is broken, he can fix it. Membranes can be repaired! Although I don’t know what it is, it must be amazing to be able to repair this..."

Tan Chen pinched Ze Teng's mouth: "Shut up, idiot! I don't need your strange friends to touch my car, thank you!"

Seeing Tan Chen standing up abruptly, Ze Teng hurriedly asked, "Xiao Chen, what are you going to do? Do you want to hit me?"

"Why did I beat you, I'm going to take a shower, idiot!" Tan Chen walked into the bathroom cursing.

Zetten just sat on the sofa in a daze, until the slight sound of water came from the bathroom, he realized that dinner had not been settled yet.

To be honest, after coming to Tan Chen’s house, his food intake was basically reduced by half. He was worried that eating too much would make Xiao Chen unhappy. He heard that human food is getting more and more expensive, and it is already very easy for Xiao Chen to buy meat for him. It's extravagant, he doesn't want to burden Xiaochen any more.

An advertisement for a certain website is being broadcast on TV: "I am born to be useful. For a good job, go to XX.com! What are you waiting for? The time to create wealth has come!"

Zeteng was so hungry that his stomach groaned wildly. When he opened the refrigerator, he saw that the meat he bought last time was less than half a catty left. If he ate it, Xiao Chen would definitely starve...

The snake demon smacked his lips, reluctantly closed the refrigerator door and began to meditate.

...does he need a job? ... No, he needs a reason to live with Xiao Chen.

Xiaochen said that he must have the ability to support himself, at least he must be able to support himself.

When Tan Chen was applying shampoo, he heard Ze Teng knock on the door excitedly: "Xiaochen, Xiaochen, teach me to surf the Internet!"

"What kind of internet are you a monster? Go watch TV obediently!"

"Xiaochen, please, teach me to surf the Internet!"

Tan Chen clicked his tongue heavily, and angrily explained the general steps of surfing the Internet to Zeteng. The snake was very clever, and immediately ran to ravage Tan Chen's notebook with understanding.

Zetten excitedly opened the website where he could find a job. He had no idea about the job content. He has neither such things as "undergraduate degree" or "graduate degree", nor does he have a foreign language certificate, a driver's license, etc. Only then did he realize that living in the human world is far more difficult than he imagined. To be difficult.

Just after Zetten felt pessimistic, his eyes suddenly lit up and he found a job with an hourly salary of 300 yuan!

The snake demon's eyes lit up with excitement, and he clicked in immediately!

——Lanyue Senior Women's Leisure Club is looking for male waiters. Requirements: good appearance, good health, good at interpersonal communication, and plenty of working hours.Interested parties please call XXXX, contact person, Miss X.

Anyone with a discerning eye will know this kind of recruitment advertisement at a glance. This is not recruiting waiters, it is clearly recruiting male public relations!

But how could Zeteng understand these things, seeing that he almost met all the requirements, he immediately picked up Tan Chen's cell phone and dialed it.

After the call was connected, a sweet female voice came from the other side. Zetten explained the purpose of his visit, and the other party immediately provided him with an address for an interview, and Zetten was so happy that he agreed.

After Tan Chen took a shower, he happened to see Zeteng changed his clothes as if he was about to go out.

"...It's so late, where are you going?"

Zeteng opened his mouth and was about to say that he was looking for a job, but suddenly he had an idea: he wanted to surprise Xiao Chen!

So he turned around and said, "I'll go out and buy you something to eat. There's no food at home."

Tan Chen asked suspiciously, "You know how to buy things? Have you brought any money?"

"Yeah!" Zetten raised his head proudly—he was already working with an hourly salary of 300 yuan, so why did he need to use Xiaochen's money!

Tan Chen nodded dubiously, and saw Ze Teng humming happily and leaving.