enchanting forensic doctor

"You're finally back, I've been waiting for you for almost two hours!" Song Weiran rolled her eyes at Zhao Xi who was strolling, and said very dissatisfied.

"Stop being wordy." Zhao Xi ruffled Song Weiran's hair viciously.

A narcissistic capitalist fascist old man, my legs are almost numb, hum, do you know that I am growing my body, and let me wait for you hungry for so long, I want to sue you for abuse! ! ! !

Following Zhao Xi into the door with heavy footsteps, Song Weiran was full of anger and injustice!If he knew that Chaoxi was walking to the door of Dream Bar, accidentally saw a student carrying a schoolbag and then drove back home, remembering that there was a child waiting for him to open the door, he didn't know how he would feel.Thanks Dade?Worship?Uh...or a corpse in pieces?

I took a bottle of ice water from the refrigerator for myself, and Chao Xi poured it lazily on the sofa. Queen Bell gave orders, "Kid, go cook."

"What?!" I didn't sit down, okay, this is simply naked and bloody oppression!

"I'm hungry." A certain evildoer squinted his eyes lazily, enjoying this moment of rest very comfortably.

"so?"

"You go and cook."

The answer was so natural, Song Weiran gritted his teeth.He took off the schoolbag on his shoulder, threw it on the stool in the dining room, opened the refrigerator, and looked for ingredients.

"I want to eat fish." A certain evildoer made a new request.

Tolerate!Song Weiran, hold back!

Gritting his teeth, without contradicting someone, he looked for the shadow of the fish in the refrigerator.But……

"I'm afraid I will disappoint you." Song Weiran shrugged and stated the facts helplessly, "There are no fish."

Hmph, if God wants to kill you, there is nothing I can do!The little devil in someone's heart is called an active one.

"Is that so..." After a pause, he sighed softly, "Then I can only - please go and buy it."

"what?!"

The evildoer opened his narrowed eyes and blinked innocently, "I want to eat fish, but I don't have it, so..."

He raised his eyebrows and smiled like a flower.

Song Weiran felt her eyelids twitch, wishing she could see the cannibalistic capitalist fascist in front of her.

Tolerate!Song Weiran, you have to hold back!You can't let this old man catch you and send you away!Okay, you're playing yin, right? I'll accompany you!

Looking at the little wild cat looking like it was going to eat people, Zhao Xi couldn't help but chuckled in his heart. It wasn't that he wanted to bully the children, it was because this little wild cat could arouse bad factors in other people's hearts too much.Hehe~~ (Someone: [Wipe~] Are you sure it’s not your mental health?)

(A certain evildoer: [Evil charming smile, innocent tone] Ah? Is there? Why didn't I find out?)

Unexpectedly, before he was proud of it for a while, the little wild cat showed two small canine teeth, and the smiling humans and animals walked towards him harmlessly.Stretching his hand under his eyes, "Okay, if that's the case, then give me the money."

kindness?raised eyebrows.

"How can I buy fish without money?" Idiot!

It turned out to be like this.Take out the wallet and start giving money to the kid. "How many?"

Glancing at his wallet, "Well... let's eat boiled fish. Let me see, we probably need: pepper, bean sprouts, coriander, cooking wine, bean paste, and green onions..." Song Weiran counted on his fingers while talking, "It's probably more than 50 yuan."

Pulled out a piece of pink Grandpa Mao and gave it to him, "Refund more and make up less."

"NO, NO, NO," Song Weiran shook his head, and corrected, "Too much retreat, less...no more." After speaking, he turned around and walked towards us, and came back after walking a few steps, "Yes, Draw me a map."

raised eyebrows.

"I don't know where there is a supermarket or market in your house. What if you get lost and can't come back? By the way, if you are at home, please wash the eggplant and beans in the refrigerator. Also, use a rice cooker to clean them. Cook the rice, and then..."

"Wait, if my memory hasn't deteriorated, it should be you who cook?!"

"Yes, what's the problem?" The amber eyes showed the innocence of the boy.

"I did everything, what are you doing?!"

"Did you say you were hungry? If we divide labor and cooperate like this, we can improve efficiency and reduce waiting time." Amber eyes blinked and blinked, as if to say, is there something wrong with what I said?

"Division of labor and cooperation?"

"kindness."

Zhao Xi narrowed her eyes, looking dangerously at the innocent Song Weiran in front of her.

Song Weiran felt a chill down her spine, but she still looked at Zhao Xi with that innocent look, "Hold on, hold on. You must not lose at this time!"

Zhaoxi leaned forward slightly, leaned over and whispered in Song Weiran's ear, "Very good, baby, you won." Wan'er, who was extremely enchanting, pulled back the pink hairy grandfather from Song Weiran's hand , go out the door.

"Don't forget, there are those ingredients I told you just now." At the end, he added another sentence.

The moment he heard the door close, Song Weiran felt his body and mind suddenly relaxed. God knows that if Zhao Xi narrowed his eyes to look at him, the hairs all over his body would stand on end, and his heart would be beating "poundingly" at a high speed.

However, looking at the fascist's devastated face, it's really - very cool!

Song Weiran fell comfortably on the soft sofa, secretly enjoying herself...

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"Kacha" the door opened, Chaoxi came in with fish and some side dishes in his hand, went to the kitchen, put the things in his hand into the sink, "My dear, I will leave it to you next." Xiexie Hooking the corner of his mouth, he turned and left.

"Wait," Song Weiran pointed at the lively fish, "You didn't let someone kill it?"

"En?" He raised his eyebrows jokingly, "Don't you know that live fish tastes better?"

Nonsense, of course I know.The problem is - I can't kill fish! ! ! ! !

Looking at the creature that was still full of vitality, Song Weiran looked at Zhao Xi helplessly, "But... I don't know how to kill fish..."

"Oh~ that's it~" He raised his hand and propped his chin, looked at Song Weiran thoughtfully, and paused, "I remember, I was only responsible for shopping. So... you can solve it yourself." After finishing speaking, Leaving the kitchen with graceful steps.

Song Weiran looked at his back and gritted his teeth vigorously. This capitalist moth definitely did it on purpose! ! ! ! !Isn't it just slaughtering a fish, nothing special!

After washing his hands and going to the refrigerator to get water, what Zhao Xi saw was an unusually bloody scene——

The child took the knife, took the fish out of the plastic bag and put it in the pool, took a deep breath, squinted his eyes and aimed at the poor creature, and stabbed it down!Then, taking advantage of several more knives "chacha" to plunge into the head of the fish, Chaoxi's head was full of black lines, but Little Song saw that the fish was dying, so he fished it out of the pool and put it on the chopping board , "Crack", this sad fish lost its head!

Zhao Xi's only thought at this moment is - Xiao Yu'er, I'm sorry for you.

Fortunately, the boiled fish is cut into slices, otherwise, according to Song Weiran's method of killing fish, it is estimated that the fish would not be able to complete its mission.

Glancing at the executioner covered in blood, Chao Xi left silently, afraid that if he watched it any longer, he couldn't help asking someone to save that fish...

In fact, it is fair to say that the food cooked by children is still acceptable. If it is not counted, the fish complained bitterly because the gallbladder was punctured.

Generally speaking, the fish is basically okay, why?Because the bean sprouts inside are still delicious. (o(╯口╰)o) Braised eggplant in soy sauce and dry-stir-fried beans are two home-cooked dishes that are refreshing and delicious.Generally speaking, the evildoer is basically satisfied with the children's cooking skills.

Wiping the corners of his mouth leisurely, Zhao Xi was stopped when he was about to leave the table. "Who do we wash the dishes?"

Looking at the child playfully, "I thought we had already reached a consensus."

snort!You outright exploiter! ! !

Blinking her eyes innocently, she pretended to hesitate and said, "But I still have to do my homework, and it's almost nine o'clock now."

"so?"

"If you didn't come back so late and asked me to wait, would it be so late?" Song Weiran muttered in a voice that Zhao Xi could just hear.

Sighing softly, "Forget it, the man keeps his promise and he will do what he says. The big deal is that I won't sleep tonight." As he spoke, he started to clear the table.

snort!You mean liar! ! !

Zhao Xi looked at the brave, fearless and righteous child in front of her, and her eyes became more and more playful. This little wild cat is really - very cute!

In this case.That……

Taking the plate from Song Weiran's hand, Zhao Xi lowered her head slightly and bit the child's ear, saying in an extremely ambiguous manner, "Good boy, go do your homework."

Song Weiran was blushed by Zhao Xi's mischievous flirting, she was hungry and still refused to admit defeat, she straightened her back and looked at him, "Are you sure?"

"Well, of course."

Song Weiran proudly said "YES!" to herself in her heart, walked to the living room in a better mood, opened her schoolbag, and prepared to do homework.Unexpectedly, in less than 5 minutes, the evildoer came out of the kitchen, and he was sure that he didn't hear the sound of water.So……

Zhaoxi walked to the sofa and sat down, without even looking at the child sitting on the cushion, she took out her mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Hey, Yan Baoer ~ Give me a pair of keys to my house tomorrow."

"Well, send it over when you pick me up in the morning."

After hanging up the phone, a certain evildoer kept looking at his child secretly, "I asked Yan Baoer to bring the keys over tomorrow. So..." He smiled charmingly, "If you don't wait for the door tomorrow, just come back and take the key." Let's wash the dishes. Well..."

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A: Classmate Song educates us with fresh flesh and blood—the end of provoking monsters is terrible! (Xiao Ranzi, go away...)