cat bully

I called my mother, and after a few words, it was transferred to Master Mao.

"Is it okay?"

"It's okay, it's just..."

"What?"

My mother paused, "It's not like a cat. I originally wanted to experience the joy of raising a cat, but it turned out that it didn't seem to require me to raise it."

"What's wrong with it?"

"It's very quiet, it doesn't run around, it doesn't bark, it doesn't grab things, I bought some toys for it, and it turned out..."

I laughed, "Hahaha, it doesn't care at all, right?"

"No, it can play," the tone over there sounded very melancholy, "but I can see that it is perfunctory to me. When I watched it, it scratched a few times, and as soon as I walked away, it stopped moving. "

I thought to myself: You can be content, I use the feather rod to tease Master Cat, but it doesn't care.

"Also, it doesn't like cat food very much. Every time there is a big bowl left, I changed several kinds, but none of them suit its taste. What do you usually feed?"

"Did it not cook by itself? Is it not familiar with you, and it is not easy to play?"

"It can cook by itself?" My mother was surprised at first, but then her tone changed, "It must be that you often starve people and drive them into a hurry, so you have to do it yourself!"

I:"……"

Mom, can you say something nice?

"Well, feed it whatever you eat in the future, don't feed it leftovers, and don't feed it too salty or too spicy, it's best to be vegetarian."

"How do I feel about raising a child?"

"Just raise it as a child, it has a high IQ, and it understands everything you say."

"I wonder if someone was reincarnated, but it turned out to be the wrong one, and cast it on it?"

"Hahaha, I thought so too, but it's good to get used to it. People have all kinds of strange things, so why don't cats be allowed to be smarter?"

"It's not a question of being smart or not, I think it has human feelings."

"What's wrong with it?"

"It likes to come to your bedroom when it has nothing to do, lying on the table and staring at your photo. You said that it's just such an old photo, and I'm tired of looking at it. Isn't it tired of staring at it all day long?"

I fell silent. It seems that Master Mao usually ignores me, but actually he still has me in his heart. After leaving, he thought of me so much, and I felt embarrassed.

My mother’s voice came from the phone again, “Later, I replaced your photo with mine, which was a beautiful photo of me when I was young, and it turned out to be more serious, hahahaha!”

I:"……"

Withdraw the mental activity just now.

Before hanging up the phone, I said, "Give the phone to Lord Cat, and let him bark twice."

As soon as the words fell, my mother shouted over there: "Xiao Mi, Xiao Mi, come to answer the phone. It's your Uncle Mu Huan. Come, call me twice."