cat bully

My mother came to see me, a rare visitor.

In order to welcome her old lady, I specially ordered takeaway, bought drinks, and made a sumptuous lunch.

After seeing it, my mother was very happy, and she was full of praise during the meal: "You, you are getting more and more tasteful, and the takeaway ingredients you ordered are very fresh!"

The smile on my face gradually disappeared, and she could tell at a glance that it was not me who was cooking.

If I had known she knew me so well, what would I do to put the food on a plate? Why don’t I just eat it in the box and finish it!

After eating, my mother began to inspect the room, and I followed her, and I answered whatever she asked, full of dog legs.

"Take a bath every few weeks?"

"Wash it every day." In this weather, if you don't wash it, it will be rancid.

"Is the pillowcase put on?"

"It's installed." Otherwise, can the bed sleep on it?

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"No." To tell you the truth, it was a bit difficult for me to even find a boyfriend.

My mother cast a disgusted look, "When I was your age, I talked about it several times!"

"..." Can I compare with you? I'm in love with learning.

After inspecting the pots and pans, firewood, rice, oil and salt, my mother finally relaxed after confirming that I was living a human life.

She walked into the study and cut straight to the point: "Do you have any homework, show it to me."

See, she really is still thinking about her homework.

I didn't want to read it, so I said haha: "Most of them are in electronic version, on the computer."

My mother turned on the computer directly, "Advanced math is difficult, you can ask me, you can't fail in college, otherwise you won't get a degree certificate."

My mother is a top student, or a top student in science. Her grades are too good, which is in stark contrast to me. I can't help but wonder, have I suffered a genetic mutation?

When my mother was browsing homework, Master Cat walked up to me and looked up at her.

In fact, Master Cat knew when she came in, but he just hid. He didn't want to talk to strangers, so he simply disappeared.Now I don't know how it came out again.

It actually walked to my mother's feet and looked at her closely.

It's not easy, but let Master Cat take a look!

My mother was surprised, "You have a cat?"

"Yes."

"You know how to raise cats, aren't you afraid of ruining your life?"

I:"……"

Although I admit that the ability to take care of myself is not strong, at least I will not let the cat die tragically at home... right?

"Actually, it's not what I want to raise, it's..." I didn't know whether I should tell this materialist master about my bizarre experience.

She focused on the cat master, looked down for a while, and then hugged it into her arms, very happy, "Since you don't want to keep it, I will take it back. After you left, I always feel that the room is a bit empty. Not used to it yet."

"But, this cat is different..."

"Why is it different?"

“It's very different!”

My mother gave me a blank look, "Two words mean the same thing!"

"After going to the toilet by itself, it will flush the water to wipe its butt, it will watch TV, and often change the channel, it dislikes mice so much that it doesn't want to take a second look!"

In fact, these are trivial things. I am afraid that my mother will not believe the "great achievements" of Lord Cat.

"That's good, such a well-behaved cat will save you the trouble of teaching it!"

"But he has a fiery temper and once beat a dog until he had a nervous breakdown."

My mother pursed her lips and smiled, "It has personality, I like it!"

"..."

What else can I say, it seems that she is in love with the cat master, it must be it.

Master Cat was in her arms, her eyes were full of doting, as if she wanted to knit a vest for him.

But Master Cat didn't want her to touch him, so he moved his body, trying to get out of her arms.It looked up at me, and flicked its tail to beckon me to come over.

I was a little distracted, thinking, my dad often travels on business, and I’m not at home now. My mom lives alone in such a big house, so it’s inevitable that she’ll be lonely. It’s good to give her the cat master, at least she will do it differently. Delicious, unlike me, there is only one good dish so far - cat food soaked in water.

I also often "murdered", soaked milk for the cat, fed chocolate, and mixed bacon in its rice. I later learned that it was a deadly food. It is not dead now, it is really a fate.

"Since you like it, you can take it and raise it, it is very good, treat it well!"

My mother beamed with joy, and pulled Master Mao, who was about to break free, into her arms.