cat bully
Chapter 2
My name is Mu Huan, male, eighteen years old, I like spicy food, and I'm so handsome.
I have a cat, and this cat is special... Forget it, I'm at a loss for words.
Let me make an analogy, if someone else raises a cat, he is raising a pet, and if I raise a cat, I am raising a god.
When I first adopted it, I was afraid that it would shit everywhere, so I prepared cat litter and patiently taught it to defecate in the litter box. It opened its big eyes and looked at me straight away. I thought it understood .
In the next few days, I went to change the cat litter from time to time, but found that it didn't poop in it at all.
I was in a hurry and started looking for shit all over the room. I even unscrewed the lid of the cup to see if it was pulled in my water cup.
I searched almost everywhere in the house, but there was no trace of shit, and I was so distraught.
Finally, I opened the toilet door and found it pouted, squatting by the toilet, secretly exerting force.
After pulling, he jumped on the pumping tank, pressed the button with his paw, and flushed the fresh shit down.
Before it was over, the guy pulled a paper towel with his tail, wiped his butt, then flicked his tail, the paper towel flew out of a parabola in the air, accurately entered the barrel, and made a perfect three-pointer.
I stood at the toilet door and almost raised my hands to applaud it.
I have a cat, and this cat is special... Forget it, I'm at a loss for words.
Let me make an analogy, if someone else raises a cat, he is raising a pet, and if I raise a cat, I am raising a god.
When I first adopted it, I was afraid that it would shit everywhere, so I prepared cat litter and patiently taught it to defecate in the litter box. It opened its big eyes and looked at me straight away. I thought it understood .
In the next few days, I went to change the cat litter from time to time, but found that it didn't poop in it at all.
I was in a hurry and started looking for shit all over the room. I even unscrewed the lid of the cup to see if it was pulled in my water cup.
I searched almost everywhere in the house, but there was no trace of shit, and I was so distraught.
Finally, I opened the toilet door and found it pouted, squatting by the toilet, secretly exerting force.
After pulling, he jumped on the pumping tank, pressed the button with his paw, and flushed the fresh shit down.
Before it was over, the guy pulled a paper towel with his tail, wiped his butt, then flicked his tail, the paper towel flew out of a parabola in the air, accurately entered the barrel, and made a perfect three-pointer.
I stood at the toilet door and almost raised my hands to applaud it.
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