cat bully

The next day, the landlord arrived on time. I took a closer look this time and found that he was exactly the same as the photo. It seems that the photo is a true reproduction of the real person, with no p-pictures or beauty.

After the landlord came in, he sat on the sofa in a noble and glamorous manner. Even his smile was formalized, and he put it away after a smile. It seemed that after the greeting, the smile was useless and should be thrown into the trash.

He has a straight face, very serious, but it is the same as in the photo, because his appearance is tender, his face is round, and his brows and eyes are milky, so no matter how you look at it, he looks fake and serious, like a child on hunger strike, swearing to death Don't eat green peppers and bitter gourds, and act as if you have made up your mind.

I dug out the cup at home and made him a cup of tea. When I handed it to him, I felt weird—this is his home, and I’m just staying here temporarily. Now that he’s here, should I be considered a guest or him? Is it a guest?

But the entanglement is my own business, he didn't have any burden in his heart, he took the tea generously, took a sip, and said: "I actually prefer coffee, so you don't need to make me tea next time."

I agreed with a smile on the surface, but I had scolded him back and forth in my heart.

Ma Dan, if you don't drink tea, why didn't you say it earlier, I don't want to make it yet!

As long as he is familiar with me, I will scold him, but after all, it is the second meeting, and he is my landlord, so I have no choice but to forget the villain once.

I handed him the folder on the coffee table, "The photo is inside, I accidentally broke the photo frame, and the photo was stained with water, I'm really sorry."

After thinking about it, I'm still responsible for breaking the photo frame. I can't tell him that it was the neighbor's dog who caused the trouble, and I even pissed on the photo.

He glanced at the photo with his noble and glamorous corner of the eye, and then looked up at me, "Do you have any indescribable thoughts about this photo?"

This question is... how can I say it?Do I want to say that I am salivating over your beautiful photo, hugging it and kissing it every day, if you don’t take it away, I guess I will have to eat it!

A series of "fuck" swiped the screen in my heart, but I still calmly commented: "This photo is very good. You can add chicken legs to the photographer."

The landlord gave me a strange look, didn't speak for a long time, and then asked: "Why do you want to return the photo to me?"

"Accidentally broke the photo frame, I'm already sorry, if anything goes wrong with the photo, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it to you."

I think if he doesn't know the truth, and I tell him directly that your family's photos are so good that you will run around, he will probably kick me out of the house-after all, who wants to let a psychopath rent a house?

The landlord didn't speak for a long time, and he didn't seem to want to answer.

But I still wanted to ask around the corner, to see if he had discovered that the photo would move before.

"Well, why did you make this photo into a stage? I took a look, and it seems that this is the only stage in the room?"

"Because she looks good."

I:"……"

Seeing the photos in hand, the landlord stood up with the file folder to leave, not planning to say a word of nonsense.

I suddenly remembered something, let him wait a while, and then searched for cats all over the house.

Unfortunately, Master Cat went out again. This guy was really crazy, and he never said hello to me when he went out.

I couldn't find a cat, so I could only ask the landlord verbally, "Have you ever raised a cat before?"

The landlord gave me another weird look, "Why do you ask that?"

"It's nothing. Some time ago, there was a cat that followed me here, and I couldn't drive it away. I suspect that it may have stayed in this house before, so I asked you if you have raised it."

The landlord was extremely serious: "Do you think I am a cat-keeper?"

Me: You look like a cat abuser!