Fool's old attack is a wolf god

"What nonsense am I talking about?" Roy gave the two bearded ones a strange look, and asked loudly, "You guys, have you ever seen a mermaid?"

Most of the people shook their heads, but the two raised their heads proudly with their beards curled: "I've seen it before! Mermaids are docile and lovely creatures, and they are perfect for adults as pets!"

"Then have you ever had close contact with mermaids?" Roy asked aggressively, "How do you know that they are docile and cute? They can eat people!"

"Then, then how do you know that mermaids cannibalize people? Have you ever come into contact with them?" The two bearded anxiously, pointed at him, "How is it possible? Poor people like you, how could you have seen mermaids!"

"Not to mention, we've seen it before." Roy raised his chin to the side, motioning to Adolf and Dabao and Xiaobao, "Tell me, have we seen a mermaid at sea?"

Adolf and the children nodded their heads, and Benson happily shouted, "Mermaid! The tail is bright!"

"...Have you ever seen a mermaid?" The two hesitated, bearded, and looked at them suspiciously, "Then why do you say that mermaids cannibalize people?"

"Did you see that big whale just now? It was he who saved us from the mouth of the mermaid!" Roy started talking nonsense with his eyes open, and said in a decent way, "After our big fishing boat capsized, we can only Wandering in the sea in a small boat, the mermaid found us and wanted to drag us into the water and drown us! If the mermaid's mortal enemy, the big whale, hadn't saved us, we might have died at sea!"

"How is it possible! Isn't the whale a friend of the mermaid? If you follow the whale, you will definitely find the mermaid! Isn't that right, Johnny?" To prove that they were right, the two twitched their beards and called a half-grown child behind them.

The child was black and thin, his ankles were only three fingers wide, he had messy brown hair, and the clothes he was wearing were colorful and patched. He looked at the two bearded and Roy and the others submissively, and nodded cautiously: " Yes, it is."

The two nodded in satisfaction, and pointed at Roy again: "Then one of you must be lying. Compared with Johnny, I think you are talking nonsense! I have seen and had the honor to meet Earl Charlie, he The mermaid raised is obedient and cute, and will press the owner's shoulders! How can a mermaid eat people?"

"How do domestic mermaids compare to wild mermaids?" Roy shook his head helplessly, "My lord, have you ever thought that whales often chase mermaids, and people who see them think they are just playing. Who knew they were actually fighting for survival?"

The two twitched their beards and curled their lips, obviously not believing it.

Roy sighed and continued: "I was fortunate enough to see a mermaid fighting a whale. The dark red blood of the whale was mixed with the blue blood. It took three days of heavy rain to wash the sea water back to its original color. I have seen such a How can I say that a mermaid and a whale are friends? How can I not tell you that a mermaid eats a man after seeing such a scene? Since he can kill a whale and eat a whale, isn’t it easy to eat a man?”

The two mustaches were stunned by the scene he described, and they turned their eyes to make a decision: "Then Johnny is wrong, throw Johnny down! The Adonis does not support useless people!"

Johnny was startled, burst into tears for a moment, and fell to his knees with a thud: "My lord, my lord, don't, I don't want to die, I don't want to be fed to sharks!"

"My lord, wait a moment and listen to me." Roy looked at the situation and said again, "Actually, what Johnny and I said is the same thing, what he saw was before the battle between the whale and the mermaid. What I saw was after the war, after all, the appearance of the mermaid is too beautiful, who would believe that the mermaid cannibalize people?"

"Mermaids don't eat people."

In the distance, a muffled voice sounded, and the two bearded men responded quickly and stuck to it flatteringly. The sailors turned their heads in a daze, and saluted the visitor: "Navigation Captain."

Even Johnny stood up in a panic and saluted, only the Roy family stood upright.

Roy raised his eyebrows and looked at the so-called navigator.

The visitor was about the same stature as Roy, wearing a beautiful and slim knight uniform, with several exquisite medals on the left chest, his brown-red hair was neatly tied together, his dark blue eyes were not transparent but gloomy, like a pair of A snake waiting in its wings.

"This is the third son of Prince Andrew! Prince Alexis who is born with magic!" The two bearded foxes introduced in a fake tiger's way, "You are going to be rude soon! People who disrespect the royal family, be careful and throw you all into the sea. shark!"

Prince Alex made a gesture to stop the clamoring deputy navigator. He looked at Roy left and right, and praised without hesitation: "Your eyes are so beautiful, like rubies..."

"Thank you for the compliment." Roy replied politely, shrugged and did not move.

"...I really want to dig it out and put it on my collar." The navigator completed the next sentence calmly.

"You!" Adolf couldn't hold back his shot, but Roy reached out and stopped him in time.

"Then you won't see its shining appearance," Roy politely bent his lips, "I believe that adults will not act impulsively."

"Indeed, it will look better if you keep it," Prince Alex noticed Adolf Benson Blaze and two sheep behind him, paused, and said, "I have never seen a child and Of those who sail with sheep, one of the children is a girl? Cursed is the ship that takes a woman on board."

"Yes! Cursed!" The two mustaches immediately agreed, "That's how their boat capsized! Shall we throw these scourges into the sea?"

"When is it your turn to talk?" Alex glanced at the two bearded contemptuously, and smiled at the Roy family, "I never believe in curses, arrange a room for them, we need to know more about the mermaid The person... come to see me after washing up."

After Alex finished speaking, he stopped paying attention and turned back to the main cabin.

The two stomped their beards angrily, but what else could he do when the prince gave the order?I could only take Roy and his party to the farthest and smallest room. Before leaving, he said in a harsh tone: "You can ask the sailors for the bath water and clothes yourself! Clean up your dirty and poor appearance! Before evening Go to Prince Alex! Otherwise I will skin you!" Then he slammed the door.

"This mustache is really disgusting!" Adolf said angrily, "And that prince, who actually said he wanted your eyes? I don't even want his eyes if I dig them out! It's so ugly!"

"The two beards? It's quite annoying," Roy said lightly, obviously not paying attention to such people, "but some nobles like to keep such people by their side, watching them jump around funny , said some hypocritical words, as if he is the most amazing in the world, but unfortunately he can be killed with a light pinch."

"How could there be such a person? How could anyone like such a person?" Adolf obviously didn't understand, "I wanted to hit him when I saw him talking. People like it!"

"... I used to have a housekeeper, he was such a person," Roy said, his eyes looked through the window to the endless sea, and he seemed to be looking at other places, "When I was bored, I often stood on the side of the castle. From the heights, I watched my butler arrogantly teach the gardener, the maid, and the cook, rushing to scold everyone."

Adolf didn't understand the pronouns of most of the characters in it, but he looked at Roy with blank eyes, and felt that it was better not to ask, just said: "And then?"

"Then?" Roy turned his head and looked at him with crooked smiles, "One day he dared to scold me and touch my secret, so I had to kill him."

Adolf was stunned for a moment, and said, "Such an annoying person, I hate it if I keep it!"

"It's annoying, but it's also fun," Roy said. "Don't they know that their actions are annoying? Don't they think that their actions can be hidden from their masters? If there are such people , then they are not just described as stupid. In fact, they are just using their humble talents as playthings for the master to enjoy."

"It is important for people to have self-knowledge, and it is the same for people who are clowns. They must have a degree and not cross the line." Roy concluded.

In fact, Adolf still didn't understand much, but he felt that he should not understand such a profound question. He didn't want to be a person like Mustache.

When Roy saw Adolf's expression, he knew that the other party had misunderstood, but it was useless to talk about such things, and he would understand later.

On the other side, the two twitched their beards and asked angrily and puzzled: "My lord, why did you keep a group of them? The yellow-haired guy was the only one talking during the whole process, so it's okay to keep him, but the tall man behind him and that guy Both kids look useless, why not throw them both in the sea?"

"Avery, you are still too naive." Alexis observed the sea in the distance for a while, watching the seagulls go fishing, seeing that there was really nothing to see, so he put away the binoculars,

"A boat has capsized, and it's impossible for him to survive. This man also brought his companion child and two sheep?"

Ai Fuli lowered his head and thought for a while, and was suddenly startled: "My lord, what do you mean...?"

"Yes." Alex returned to the main seat and sat down. He spread the parchment and picked up a quill, and wrote a series of fluent characters on it, "They may be magic...or they may not be human."