Fool's old attack is a wolf god

The leftover man Adolf is short of a wife.

There is a huge gap in the male-female ratio of the orcs. If the opportunity is not seized, the foolish son Adolf will never have a wife.

Daddy Hasen, the priest of the Big Bad Wolf Clan, said: "The clothes don't look like those of the Beastman Clan, but rather an outsider, and this appearance... looks like a Westerner."

He watched, and the prophecy of the distant god suddenly flashed in his mind, and some expectations inevitably surged in his heart: "If only I could be willing to form a bond with Adolf."

The father of the wolf, Eric, the leader of the family, is a righteous partner recognized by the wolf god, but he is also a wife slave who can pretend to be stupid: "Ah, I don't understand anything, everything should be listened to by Hasen."

Andy, who grew up listening to Dad's stories of justice, voted against: "What bad idea is Daddy thinking? And where is Xiyang? Daddy...you don't want to force elder brother and elder brother to marry together, do you?" ?”

Hasen raised his eyebrows and didn't explain, and started to make nonsense: "My dear Andy, you're talking about brother and sister-in-law, you can't let your stupid brother have no wife."

"But that can't be like this. Everyone must have their own sad stories behind them. Daddy, you said it," Andy said righteously, "If Daddy is married to Dad as a child bride, he will definitely not be happy; I would not be happy if I was married casually."

"The truth is right, but we also have to think about your elder brother's happiness." Hasen paused for a moment before changing the subject, "Adolf, if this kid doesn't want to think about it and instead chooses another orc male, why don't you manage?"

Adolf, who was originally sweetly hugging and kissing the "outsider" while ignoring the outside world, suddenly became anxious: "Daddy, you can't do this! I, I want him! I want him! I want him to be my female!!"

Andy hated Adolf's appearance, and always snatched his things like this since he was a child: "Brother! This is not a toy! And he's still fainting!"

Hasen also seemed to realize the abnormality of the outsider at this time: "Adolf, you put him on the bed first, and I will check his pulse."

Adolf hugged his beloved female without moving: "Daddy, don't even try to separate us!" He kissed his beloved female's forehead fiercely while saying that.

Hasen raised his forehead, losing his temper with his stupid son, so he coaxed: "Your female is terminally ill now! If you don't show Daddy, he will die!"

"No! Don't!" The fool Adolf couldn't believe it, and he was so sad that he held his chest and cried out, "Daddy, save my female! I don't want him to die! I recognize him! If he dies, I will die too." !"

Hasen almost suspected that his son had been transmigrated, and he felt bad only when he was sobbing so hard that he was about to cry.

Although Adolf's IQ is not enlightened, he is also a fool with a genuine temperament. When he is in a bad mood, he will only find someone to fight. He has hardly shed tears since he was born. Could it be that Adolf really recognized this outsider at first sight?

Ha Sen restrained his mood of joking with the children before, and took the initiative to reach out to give the female pulse in Adolf's arms. He felt something wrong as soon as he touched the other's skin-cold, and then felt the pulse-not at all? !

Hasen was startled, his usually calm face was about to crack: God!My son fell in love with a dead body? !

Fortunately, his thoughts came back, and he felt something wrong when he slapped his head, so he asked Adolf to put the person in his arms on the bed, checked up and down, and probably diagnosed the disease in his heart.

But this state of feigning death is very difficult to treat, should I use my golden finger?

Hasen was thinking about what to do, but as if remembering something, he pushed away the lips of Adolf's sweetheart—Long Fang.

Hasen's heart beat in shock, and he recalled something in a blink of an eye. He looked at it carefully—white face, blond hair, no heartbeat, long fangs—couldn't this be a vampire in a Western novel...

No, no, it could also be a mutated orc hahaha.His stature seems to be taller than some males, there is no animal pattern on his face, but his clothes are weird, his shoulder-length blond hair is tied into a low ponytail... No matter how he looks, he looks like a time traveler, a time traveler like him.

Yes, Priest Hasen is a time traveler. He traveled from the Republic of China to the world of orcs. He resurrected his corpse and tied a small magic golden finger, but his golden finger is quite, indescribably difficult to use.

"What to do! What to do! I don't want my female to die! I finally found my female! I don't want him to die!"

Adolf cried and said while shaking the sweetheart in his arms so hard that the poor female shook her head left and right, but his female didn't wake up:

"Wake up! Don't sleep! My female, wake up! Don't fall asleep! You will die if you sleep! You have to open your eyes! Open your eyes, please!"

Andy couldn't help reaching out to stop him: "Brother! He's about to be shaken to death by you!"

"...Son, don't get too excited," Hasen couldn't bear to watch, he used his magic stick as a priest, and began to talk nonsense, "Do you still remember the story about the female Snow White that Daddy told you?"

This is a children's picture book he read when he was studying abroad, and he often used these stories to lull the children to sleep.

When Andy grows up, he will doubt the authenticity of Snow White's female, but Adolf has always believed in the stories told by his father, and firmly believes that he is a white horse male, and sooner or later he will be favored by a female!

Then they will live happily together and have a group of cute cubs...

Sure enough, Adolf's eyes lit up, he snorted with the animal skin blanket casually, tearing and snotting, and said excitedly: "I know! A female will only wake up if I kiss him!"

Andy: "My brother is so disgusting! He even snores on the quilt! Evil!"

The patriarch Eric, who has no sense of existence, came with an afterthought: "Male, no tears! No runny nose! You know, Adolf!"

How can Adolf control what his brother and father said? His bronzed face was flushed, and he pouted his mouth that could hang an oil bottle. Slowly, slowly approached his female, and forcefully pressed "Boom" on the other's lips. "For a while, and at that moment, Adolf shuddered fiercely——

"Okay, so soft! A female's lips are so soft!" After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but "bobobo" kissed several times, and then Adolf suddenly came to his senses, "Daddy! Why isn't he awake yet!"

Hasen was ashamed, sometimes he wanted to stuff this stupid son back into his stomach and remake him: "...wait a minute, I'll ask the beast god's will."

As soon as he finished speaking, the female in Adolf's arms suddenly opened her eyes!

Adolf's eyes widened suddenly: "The female's eyes are actually red! Look so good!" After speaking, he lowered his head and gave the female a "boo".

Roy looked at a bronze-colored hunk with no clothes on his upper body and a tattoo on his face in a daze, grabbed his shoulders, kissed him vigorously, and then began to laugh silly, as if there was some great happy event.

Roy turned his head in bewilderment, and found that there was a circle of guys dressed like Olympus Stars around him. They were either beast robes or white robes, and they only had wreaths on their heads.

After thinking about the philosophy of life such as "Where am I and who am I", he cursed mercilessly, scratching his head with his hands, looking very annoyed.

Hasen didn't understand what he said, but as a fashionable scholar from the Republic of China who once cut his braids and stayed abroad, he knew it was an English sentence.

So he thought for a long time, and finally recalled the English he had left in the corner of his memory, and answered with great difficulty: "Hu, Hu, you?"

Roy's eyes lit up immediately, and he talked a lot. Hasen was so dizzy that he didn't understand a word. He was always puzzled: "Huh? Haha? Hahaha?"

The four people around him tilted their heads in confusion, and they chatted again with their four mouths crackling. Roy was so dizzy that he didn't understand a word, so he just imitated Hasen just now: "Huh? Haha? Hahaha ?”

Hasen touched his chin and tentatively spoke in Chinese: "Who are you? Where are you from?"

Roy was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise, "You know Chinese?" Although Roy's mother is from China, but he grew up in a foreign country, his Chinese level is average, and he probably can't understand idioms.

Hasson nodded.

"The nest is called Roy. What is this place?" Roy asked curiously. He looked around and was a little puzzled... The Hua Kingdom he knew should not be this kind of primitive tribe.

"This is the wolf tribe." Hasen replied in Chinese.

"Wolf tribe? What is that place? Is it a village in Huaguo?" Roy was full of doubts. He looked Hasen up and down, and came to the conclusion, "But Ni doesn't look like a Huaguo..."

Hasen said with a cold face, "You look a lot like a Westerner."

When the two of them were talking, Adolf Andy Eric kept watching helplessly, but he couldn't get a word in. Roy wanted to get up from the bed, but Adolf held his waist with his arms and couldn't get up.

Roy looked at Adolf who was begging for a kiss behind him with a puzzled expression: "What is the tower doing?"

Hasen: "...he wants you to continue to rest, you are too tired."

Roy said frankly, "I'm not tired."

Hasen said forcefully: "You're tired! You need to rest!" Then he directed Eric to drag away their foolish son who was courting, and the clever Andy followed him out, and closed it obediently. the door.

Roy, who was left alone inside, touched his head and couldn't figure out the situation. He muttered to himself, "Oh, my lovely Highness Cain, where is this place? Did I jump off a cliff and fall into a barbarian tribe?"

"No, there is a Chinese here," Roy boldly guessed, "Did he be robbed and brought here like my mother?"

Roy's mother was a pipa girl in the Ming Dynasty. When foreigners came to visit, she was taken away by her father. Originally, she just wanted to have another collection of oriental beauties, but she was confused by the tornado of love. Roy's father gave it to Roy. Yi's mother first embraced and gave birth to Roy.

Roy thought that his father was cruelly depriving his mother of her personal freedom. He had sympathized with his mother since he was a child, so he even sympathized with Hasen who was "sick and sympathetic": "Oh, poor little lamb, although you are a little older , but I will take you out of the sea of ​​suffering."

The little lamb Hasen didn't know that he was suddenly filled with such a sad experience. He was about to turn into a big bad wolf at this moment, to be an evil mother-in-law, and to fulfill his stupid son's lifelong event.

Andy wandered around him boredly: "Daddy! What are you doing? My brother and sister-in-law can't speak the orc language, what can I do!"

Hasen started talking nonsense: "Don't make noise, I'm listening to the beast god's call."

He paused and said: "Since your father is looking at your elder brother, then you should go and look at your elder brother and sister-in-law. Daddy is going to make trouble."

Andy knew that his father was doing things, usually to summon the beast god, and it was very important not to be disturbed at this time, so he nodded obediently and guarded the door of Adolf's room, opening the door from time to time to look inside, for fear that Roy would Ran.

Roy noticed that, as a handsome vampire, it is necessary for men and women to eat all, and it is common to be peeked at by others.

Roy smiled friendlyly at the crack of the door, but as soon as Andy found out that he was exposed, he slammed the door hard.

Roy: "..." Boy, you managed to get my attention.