Sui Wuyu rubbed the tip of the king's nose with his nose, and said softly: "I was afraid you were worried, so I didn't say that those stupid things have assassinated me many times before, and I never let them succeed. So you Don't worry so much, if there is a day when someone kills me, it must be you, other than that, no one can kill me."

This is really unlucky, the king hastened to warn him: "Spit quickly."

Sui Wuyu smiled: "Help me vomit."

This king can hang him with only one face, how can he spit in front of his face?

Oh, no, this king is not that despicable, and he didn't want to hang him.

Then the king can't spit in front of him, how rude.

Ben Wang then said: "You should spit it out yourself."

But Sui Wuyu didn't want to spit in front of this king, and said plausibly: "How can I do this kind of thing in front of you, I'm afraid you think I'm rude."

This is too hypocritical, the king has already seen his rough side, so this king is always worried that sooner or later he will bleed into rivers.

But this saliva must be vomited, the king came up with an idea, why not ask his son to vomit.

Sui Wuyu laughed for a long time, and said "Okay, you are getting smarter", but his hands still hugged the king's waist, making him unable to move.

Careless, I just found out that he has been hugging me all the time, but he really knows how to fish in troubled waters!There is a reason why the martyrs couldn't blow him up!

"What are you doing?"

Only then did Sui Wuyu let go, and looked towards the door together with the king, and saw his daughter and Dawen with complex expressions.

Davin: "They are homosexual?"

Daughter: "No, they are just silly."

Davin: "No?"

Daughter: "Ok, theyresillyhomosexual."

Davin: "Oh."

Sui Wuyu asked: "What are they talking about?"

Ben Wang explained to him: "They are saying, 'What are they?', 'No, what are they', 'No?' 'Well, what are they', 'Oh'."

Sui Wuyu asked: "What is 'what what'?"

There is really something wrong with Sui Wuyu, of course this king doesn't know what is what, so what is he talking about!Did he get too close to this king, and didn't become smart?

The daughter's expression was even more indescribable, and she said, "I won't bother you, Dawen and I are passing by."

The king hastily stopped her, mainly Dawen: "Dawen, can you do me a favor?"

Dawen said, "Please tell me."

"Please spit to the side." Ben Wang said.

Davin spread his hands: "This is unhygienic, I can't help you with this, and you can't spit on the ground, it's easy to spread the disease."

Well, what he said is reasonable, but this king was negligent, and this king should reflect on himself.

Daughter: "Go."

They both went.

King Go knows, it means to go.

Ben Wang explained to Sui Wuyu: "The 'enough' means to go."

Sui Wuyu praised: "You are amazing, you have learned foreign language. You can always surprise me, no wonder I am so obsessed with you."

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

The king accepts his compliment for now, but I still have to vomit.

Originally, I planned to find my son to spit this mouthful of saliva, but my son was not in the mansion today, and went out to dig earthworms again.

He picked up an egg not long ago, but nothing hatched, so he had already thought about raising more earthworms.

Of the 1 principles his sister taught him, he probably only remembers the one "planning for a rainy day", and he only remembers to use it in raising chickens.

God wants to kill me.

But if the sky wants to kill me, that's all. You can't kill Sui Wuyu at the same time.

So Ben Wang had no choice but to spit by himself, covering Sui Wuyu's eyes before spit.

Just after the king finished spitting, Sui Wuyu said, "I want to see it."

"I won't show you." The king flatly refused.

"Curious." Sui Wuyu said.

"What's so curious about this?" Ben Wang asked curiously.

"I've never seen you vomit. You eat everything." Sui Wuyu said with a mysterious smile.

Ben Wang felt that what he said was not good, so he didn't answer his words.

Sui Wuyu has many advantages, but also has some disadvantages, for example, he is capricious, sometimes he is civilized and polite to me, and sometimes he speaks profane words to me, sometimes he thinks he is polite, but he says he is actually swearing .

Men are really elusive, just as elusive as women.

After finally sending Sui Wuyu away, the king went into the palace to visit the emperor.

The emperor was assassinated a few days ago, although it was not serious, it was a shock after all.

Originally, the queen mother blocked the news, so the king had no choice but to pretend not to know. Later, the paper could not contain the fire, so the king had no choice but to pretend to know suddenly.

If you know, you have to ask, otherwise it will appear that the king is indifferent.

However, you can't ask questions too frequently, otherwise it will appear that the king is either a traitor or a thief.

Being a human is difficult.

No wonder Sui Wuyu often said that he didn't want to be a human anymore.

In fact, this king didn't really see that he had the intention of being a human being in his daily life.

When the emperor saw this king, he was still neither cold nor indifferent: "How is King Ning these days?"

"I'm fine, I'm just worried about the emperor's dragon body."

At such a young age, the emperor pulled his face and said with a sneer, "I'm fine."

He must have misunderstood that the assassin was sent by the king, just like he misunderstood that the king wanted to marry the queen mother.

But think about it!If this king wants to assassinate you, why use an assassin?Just talk to Sui Wuyu!

This is a joke.

This king will not order Sui Wuyu to do such a thing.

I dare not instruct anyone to do such a thing, huh.

"It's good that the emperor is good. The emperor is the true son of heaven, and the ancestors protect him. It must be auspicious in the event of death. When disasters are turned into good fortune, the future blessings will be endless." Ben Wang said.

Wearing thousands of clothes, but not flattering, the emperor's dragon face slightly showed, and asked: "How is Hongmei? I miss her very much."

Don't think about it, Hongmei used to be your cousin, but now she is your cousin, and she is used to bothering you and your mother, it is useless for you to think about it.

The king replied: "Thanks to the emperor's blessing, she and Meng'er are all well."

The emperor said indifferently: "I heard that she got very close to that foreigner."

The king replied: "She wants to learn foreign language, and she said that she can do her best for the court in the future."

The emperor smiled faintly: "I hope she wants to do her part for me."

I said, what are you, an eight-year-old child, thinking about all day long?

This filthy harem has spoiled all good children.

The emperor said again: "It is also good to let Hongmei enter the palace to accompany me."

Ben Wang declined: "She has recently contracted a cold, and she is afraid of giving it to the emperor."

The emperor said: "Let the imperial doctor show her."

Hey, what was this king doing when he was eight years old?

It seems that he is still flying a kite with Sui Wuyu. He is responsible for flying the kite up, and the king is responsible for letting the kite down. He flies the kite up again, and the king drops the kite again. I'm sorry, I said I don't want to play anymore, let's watch him play, he said it doesn't matter, he doesn't really care whether the kite flies up or falls, he just wants to see me smile, because I smile so pretty, as long as I can be happy, Even if I want to put him in the sky, I will do.

That's impossible, this king can't even fly a kite, how could it be possible to fly a living person as big as him?He didn't even blush when he spoke big words. The king shamed him on the spot, and then taught him to be honest and upright, not flattery.

Yes, Ben Wang was less intelligent when he was a child than he is now.

Creatures are indeed constantly evolving, and Charles Robert Darwin was honest with me.

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