Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder
Chapter 24
Little Trumpet resolutely refused to admit that it was his fault. He wobbled to pick up the bamboo pole, which left a scratch on the ground. Little Trumpet said earnestly, "You! Disobedient!"
The bamboo pole didn't respond, and the little trumpet hated this unrepentant behavior.
"You...you can't do that."
He sat down on the ground and began to teach the bamboo poles. Feng Shixia didn't expect him to sit down suddenly, and he was probably covered in dirt when he got up now.
Little Trumpet sighed and fixed his eyes on the disobedient bamboo pole, "Silver...all are useful."
Feng Hao reminded, "That's what I'm born to be useful."
The illiterate Horn turned his head angrily and looked at his brother, "You...you think it's a nest, don't you think it's stupid?!"
It seems that the baby is not chicken, so how can it be spicy!
Feng Hao made a "please" gesture and took the initiative to zip his mouth.
The trumpet continued, "Bamboo is the same as silver!"
"Youdi became the baby panda's mother."
"Ration." Feng Shixia, who was trying to correct his pronunciation, was glared at by the baby again, and he thought he walked to Feng Hao's side, "Stop talking, I won't say anything."
Little Trumpet became more and more angry as he thought about it. They all laughed at the baby's incorrect pronunciation.
Jiang Fang coughed lightly to divert his attention, "Continue to teach, some bamboo poles have become mothers-in-law."
Feng Shixia bit her lips hard with a muffled laugh, and the little baby's thoughts were pulled back again, and Xiao Zhugan instantly understood what it was called trembling.
His two chubby hands patted the ground, and his tone was very serious, "It's your luck that you didn't get killed."
"But Su, you are disobedient."
"Why did you fly away?"
If the bamboo pole could talk, he would have to tell his grievances.Fortunately, the little baby has a big heart, he touched the bamboo pole and climbed up again, "Meet it once, don't be disobedient and spicy!"
The little baby's buttocks were already so dirty that it was dusty.Feng Shixia wanted to take a pat for the little baby, but was glared at by the little baby, "Don't touch the mud, it will affect the baby's volatilization!"
Feng Shixia didn't know what was going on, so he stepped back and quietly waited for the little baby to "vaporize".
The little guy stood quietly on the spot holding the bamboo pole, even the tall ones are like that.
His belly was bulging, his eyes searched for the target, and everyone was gradually moved by the atmosphere.
Suddenly the master spotted the prey, it was a cicada that had stopped relatively low, Feng Shixia checked with his eyes, it just happened to be within reach of the little baby.
This time, the little speaker had learned from his experience and could not speak loudly, so as not to alarm Kichiko.
He walked over quietly, and slapped the bamboo pole on the leaves. Just when everyone was giving up hope, the little trumpet cheered happily, "The baby has succeeded!"
He held up the small bamboo pole and twisted his buttocks to celebrate, the baby was going to give the cicadas he glued with his own hands to his mother.
The little trumpet will take off Cicada and bounce back home, with the three older brothers following behind, worrying about their hearts.There was a car parked in front of their house, the license plate number was familiar, Jiang Fang felt a little bit in his heart.
Sure enough, before entering, I heard Jiang Mu and Ji Min's flattering voices.
Little Trumpet didn't notice these things and rushed in. Jiang Beibei was standing at the door when he felt something hit him. He turned his head and saw that it was that kid.
Holding the small trumpet with one hand and rubbing his forehead with the other, he looked up at Jiang Beibei, Jiang Beibei was like a big mountain.
Little Trumpet's memory isn't very good. Back then he was aggressively attacking people in the garden, but now he doesn't know him anymore.
He walked up to his mother aggrieved, "Hoo hoo."
Wei Xue yelled at him, "I told you to run around, so you have to watch when you walk in the future, do you understand?"
Little Horn nodded, now is not a good time to show off his treasure.
The first thing Jiang Fang saw when he walked in was Jiang Beibei, his eyes were a little dodgy, but it was Ji Min, who had been beaten by Jiang Mu for some reason, and now he was very enthusiastic.
Jiang Fang knew there was a conspiracy with his toes, Wei Xue said in front of everyone, "Jiang Fang, your father and..."
Ji Min smiled enthusiastically. He thought Wei Xue's words would not hurt too much, but Wei Xue said directly, "Jiang Fang, your father and your stepmother and aunt have come to see you."
Cheating is always disgusting, not to mention having an illegitimate child who is about the same size as a legitimate child, which is enough to see how disgusting these two are.As Cui Yuanli's friend, although Wei Xue had never met this couple, her attitude towards meeting them for the first time was not good.
Jiang Mu laughed as if he didn't hear it, Ji Min's face was livid with anger but he still kept smiling.
"You really know how to joke." Ji Min held Jiang Fang's hand affectionately, "We came this time because Dad misses the child, and grandparents also want to see him. Now it's summer vacation, so you let him come back let’s go home.”
Jiang Fang pulled out his hand abruptly and stood two meters away in disgust. If Jiang Mu missed him, he would not believe it.
But grandparents...
They were all very kind to him, and Jiang Fang felt that he should really visit the two old people.
Wei Xue heard Cui Yuanli mention that Jiang Fang's grandparents are not bad, retired old teachers.Ever since I learned about his son's scandals, I have severed relations with my son, and I feel that I can't afford to lose this person.Ji Min wanted to meet Jiang Mu's parents several times, but was rejected.
The two old people are not young anymore, Wei Xue looked at Jimin, "Is it the grandparents who want to see the children?"
Ji Min nodded, "Yes, yes."
"Where?"
"My hometown." Wei Xue couldn't make up her mind, so she called Cui Yuanli, but the other party seemed to be busy and didn't answer the phone.
Ji Min suddenly became happy, "Oh, I'm going to see my grandparents, not someone else. Even Cui Liyuan won't disagree, unless she has no conscience and forgets how the old couple treated her. Hey, what should I say? The old couple treat her better than my serious daughter-in-law."
Her bluffing attracted Xiao Trump's attention, knowing that she was still scratching in his hand, he looked up at Ji Min, "Auntie, how serious you are."
Little Trumpet is just curious, how serious does it have to be to be so proud to say that he is serious in front of everyone.
If he can figure it out, he will proudly boast of himself in front of everyone in the future.
Ji Min's smile froze on his face all of a sudden, was she talking about something serious about herself?
Jiang Mu pretended not to see Jimin making a fool of himself, and looked at his son, "Grandpa and grandma miss you very much, can you go and see them?"
Although Jiang Mu is a bit of a trash, he is still very filial to his parents.Jiang Fang nodded, not for anyone, he just wanted to see his grandparents.
Since Jiang Fang is willing, of course Wei Xue is also willing. She thinks the child has an idea.
But she was not in a hurry to let Jiang Fang follow, "Let's wait until I get a call from his mother before leaving. The child is with me, and I have to make an explanation."
Jiang Mu repeatedly said yes.
After listening to the little speaker for a long time, I finally understood that my brother was leaving.
He was about to cry immediately, but Jiang Fang was quite happy in his heart, it turned out that the baby was so reluctant to bear himself.
The small speaker was twitching, and Wei Xue reasoned with him, "My brother is going to see his grandparents. My brother's grandparents haven't seen my brother for a long time. I just think that grandpa can't see you, so will he miss it?"
Little Trumpet nodded aggrievedly, "The baby will go too."
Wei Xue couldn't laugh or cry, "Those are my brother's grandparents, not yours."
The little trumpet can't turn this corner, and the elder brother is also called the baby's grandpa.The elder brother's grandparents are also his own grandparents.
Wei Xue couldn't save him, so the little trumpet rushed over and hugged Jiang Fang's leg, "Take the baby, take the baby!"
Jiang Fang shook his head. The little guy from the grandparents' house probably won't be used to living in it, and even if he takes it with him, it will cause trouble for the old man.The little guy is actually very delicate.
The little trumpet who was rejected was very angry. He looked at the ground angrily, "Don't take the baby!"
Ji Min immediately smiled and pushed Jiang Beibei to the little trumpet, "Don't be angry, young master, brother Jiang Fang will leave in the future, brother Beibei will play with you, okay?"
Jiang Fang glanced at his father, who turned his eyes away guiltily.
It turned out that this was the idea, to make Jiang Beibei replace her and please the Feng family.
Jiang Fang was not worried at all, he believed that the little guy would not accept Jiang Beibei.
He looked at the little guy confidently. The little guy wiped away his tears and handed out his little fist. He replied, "Okay."
Jiang felt relieved, and began to calculate the feasibility of taking the little baby to grandpa's house.
The little guy is very deceitful, he can say anything.I also want to give the cicadas I caught to my new brother.
Jiang Beibei stood there dumbfounded, and Ji Min gave him a hand, "Why are you standing there, my brother gave you a gift."
Ji Min was secretly delighted, the young master's gift should be quite expensive.
Jiang Beibei opened her hand, palm facing up.Little Trumpet's chubby hand rested lightly on it, and he warned worriedly, "This is caught by the baby, it's called Xiao Ai, you have to be careful."
Jiang Fang's eyes widened, it was the baby Cicada caught by the baby!The only cicada in the world!
Jiang Beibei took the cicada, and an indescribable smell spread in the air.
Jiang Beibei suddenly screamed, "I got it" and was thrown far away.
He sniffed his hand, and then retched with nausea, Jiang Beibei cried, "Mom, it's bedbugs!"
Ugh, he can't take his hands anymore.
The little trumpet cried louder than him, watching his "knowledge" die at the hands of Jiang Beibei, the little trumpet was very sad.
He turned around and threw himself on Jiang Fang's calf, crying uncontrollably, with both hands tightly clutching his trousers.
The little speaker whimpered and said, "Brother...you...can hold back."
Little Trumpet cried out in dialect.
"Baby... I will...be... grandpa for you, okay?"
Isn't it just to see grandpa?It's okay for the baby to sacrifice himself, baby, don't play with this bad brother!
The bamboo pole didn't respond, and the little trumpet hated this unrepentant behavior.
"You...you can't do that."
He sat down on the ground and began to teach the bamboo poles. Feng Shixia didn't expect him to sit down suddenly, and he was probably covered in dirt when he got up now.
Little Trumpet sighed and fixed his eyes on the disobedient bamboo pole, "Silver...all are useful."
Feng Hao reminded, "That's what I'm born to be useful."
The illiterate Horn turned his head angrily and looked at his brother, "You...you think it's a nest, don't you think it's stupid?!"
It seems that the baby is not chicken, so how can it be spicy!
Feng Hao made a "please" gesture and took the initiative to zip his mouth.
The trumpet continued, "Bamboo is the same as silver!"
"Youdi became the baby panda's mother."
"Ration." Feng Shixia, who was trying to correct his pronunciation, was glared at by the baby again, and he thought he walked to Feng Hao's side, "Stop talking, I won't say anything."
Little Trumpet became more and more angry as he thought about it. They all laughed at the baby's incorrect pronunciation.
Jiang Fang coughed lightly to divert his attention, "Continue to teach, some bamboo poles have become mothers-in-law."
Feng Shixia bit her lips hard with a muffled laugh, and the little baby's thoughts were pulled back again, and Xiao Zhugan instantly understood what it was called trembling.
His two chubby hands patted the ground, and his tone was very serious, "It's your luck that you didn't get killed."
"But Su, you are disobedient."
"Why did you fly away?"
If the bamboo pole could talk, he would have to tell his grievances.Fortunately, the little baby has a big heart, he touched the bamboo pole and climbed up again, "Meet it once, don't be disobedient and spicy!"
The little baby's buttocks were already so dirty that it was dusty.Feng Shixia wanted to take a pat for the little baby, but was glared at by the little baby, "Don't touch the mud, it will affect the baby's volatilization!"
Feng Shixia didn't know what was going on, so he stepped back and quietly waited for the little baby to "vaporize".
The little guy stood quietly on the spot holding the bamboo pole, even the tall ones are like that.
His belly was bulging, his eyes searched for the target, and everyone was gradually moved by the atmosphere.
Suddenly the master spotted the prey, it was a cicada that had stopped relatively low, Feng Shixia checked with his eyes, it just happened to be within reach of the little baby.
This time, the little speaker had learned from his experience and could not speak loudly, so as not to alarm Kichiko.
He walked over quietly, and slapped the bamboo pole on the leaves. Just when everyone was giving up hope, the little trumpet cheered happily, "The baby has succeeded!"
He held up the small bamboo pole and twisted his buttocks to celebrate, the baby was going to give the cicadas he glued with his own hands to his mother.
The little trumpet will take off Cicada and bounce back home, with the three older brothers following behind, worrying about their hearts.There was a car parked in front of their house, the license plate number was familiar, Jiang Fang felt a little bit in his heart.
Sure enough, before entering, I heard Jiang Mu and Ji Min's flattering voices.
Little Trumpet didn't notice these things and rushed in. Jiang Beibei was standing at the door when he felt something hit him. He turned his head and saw that it was that kid.
Holding the small trumpet with one hand and rubbing his forehead with the other, he looked up at Jiang Beibei, Jiang Beibei was like a big mountain.
Little Trumpet's memory isn't very good. Back then he was aggressively attacking people in the garden, but now he doesn't know him anymore.
He walked up to his mother aggrieved, "Hoo hoo."
Wei Xue yelled at him, "I told you to run around, so you have to watch when you walk in the future, do you understand?"
Little Horn nodded, now is not a good time to show off his treasure.
The first thing Jiang Fang saw when he walked in was Jiang Beibei, his eyes were a little dodgy, but it was Ji Min, who had been beaten by Jiang Mu for some reason, and now he was very enthusiastic.
Jiang Fang knew there was a conspiracy with his toes, Wei Xue said in front of everyone, "Jiang Fang, your father and..."
Ji Min smiled enthusiastically. He thought Wei Xue's words would not hurt too much, but Wei Xue said directly, "Jiang Fang, your father and your stepmother and aunt have come to see you."
Cheating is always disgusting, not to mention having an illegitimate child who is about the same size as a legitimate child, which is enough to see how disgusting these two are.As Cui Yuanli's friend, although Wei Xue had never met this couple, her attitude towards meeting them for the first time was not good.
Jiang Mu laughed as if he didn't hear it, Ji Min's face was livid with anger but he still kept smiling.
"You really know how to joke." Ji Min held Jiang Fang's hand affectionately, "We came this time because Dad misses the child, and grandparents also want to see him. Now it's summer vacation, so you let him come back let’s go home.”
Jiang Fang pulled out his hand abruptly and stood two meters away in disgust. If Jiang Mu missed him, he would not believe it.
But grandparents...
They were all very kind to him, and Jiang Fang felt that he should really visit the two old people.
Wei Xue heard Cui Yuanli mention that Jiang Fang's grandparents are not bad, retired old teachers.Ever since I learned about his son's scandals, I have severed relations with my son, and I feel that I can't afford to lose this person.Ji Min wanted to meet Jiang Mu's parents several times, but was rejected.
The two old people are not young anymore, Wei Xue looked at Jimin, "Is it the grandparents who want to see the children?"
Ji Min nodded, "Yes, yes."
"Where?"
"My hometown." Wei Xue couldn't make up her mind, so she called Cui Yuanli, but the other party seemed to be busy and didn't answer the phone.
Ji Min suddenly became happy, "Oh, I'm going to see my grandparents, not someone else. Even Cui Liyuan won't disagree, unless she has no conscience and forgets how the old couple treated her. Hey, what should I say? The old couple treat her better than my serious daughter-in-law."
Her bluffing attracted Xiao Trump's attention, knowing that she was still scratching in his hand, he looked up at Ji Min, "Auntie, how serious you are."
Little Trumpet is just curious, how serious does it have to be to be so proud to say that he is serious in front of everyone.
If he can figure it out, he will proudly boast of himself in front of everyone in the future.
Ji Min's smile froze on his face all of a sudden, was she talking about something serious about herself?
Jiang Mu pretended not to see Jimin making a fool of himself, and looked at his son, "Grandpa and grandma miss you very much, can you go and see them?"
Although Jiang Mu is a bit of a trash, he is still very filial to his parents.Jiang Fang nodded, not for anyone, he just wanted to see his grandparents.
Since Jiang Fang is willing, of course Wei Xue is also willing. She thinks the child has an idea.
But she was not in a hurry to let Jiang Fang follow, "Let's wait until I get a call from his mother before leaving. The child is with me, and I have to make an explanation."
Jiang Mu repeatedly said yes.
After listening to the little speaker for a long time, I finally understood that my brother was leaving.
He was about to cry immediately, but Jiang Fang was quite happy in his heart, it turned out that the baby was so reluctant to bear himself.
The small speaker was twitching, and Wei Xue reasoned with him, "My brother is going to see his grandparents. My brother's grandparents haven't seen my brother for a long time. I just think that grandpa can't see you, so will he miss it?"
Little Trumpet nodded aggrievedly, "The baby will go too."
Wei Xue couldn't laugh or cry, "Those are my brother's grandparents, not yours."
The little trumpet can't turn this corner, and the elder brother is also called the baby's grandpa.The elder brother's grandparents are also his own grandparents.
Wei Xue couldn't save him, so the little trumpet rushed over and hugged Jiang Fang's leg, "Take the baby, take the baby!"
Jiang Fang shook his head. The little guy from the grandparents' house probably won't be used to living in it, and even if he takes it with him, it will cause trouble for the old man.The little guy is actually very delicate.
The little trumpet who was rejected was very angry. He looked at the ground angrily, "Don't take the baby!"
Ji Min immediately smiled and pushed Jiang Beibei to the little trumpet, "Don't be angry, young master, brother Jiang Fang will leave in the future, brother Beibei will play with you, okay?"
Jiang Fang glanced at his father, who turned his eyes away guiltily.
It turned out that this was the idea, to make Jiang Beibei replace her and please the Feng family.
Jiang Fang was not worried at all, he believed that the little guy would not accept Jiang Beibei.
He looked at the little guy confidently. The little guy wiped away his tears and handed out his little fist. He replied, "Okay."
Jiang felt relieved, and began to calculate the feasibility of taking the little baby to grandpa's house.
The little guy is very deceitful, he can say anything.I also want to give the cicadas I caught to my new brother.
Jiang Beibei stood there dumbfounded, and Ji Min gave him a hand, "Why are you standing there, my brother gave you a gift."
Ji Min was secretly delighted, the young master's gift should be quite expensive.
Jiang Beibei opened her hand, palm facing up.Little Trumpet's chubby hand rested lightly on it, and he warned worriedly, "This is caught by the baby, it's called Xiao Ai, you have to be careful."
Jiang Fang's eyes widened, it was the baby Cicada caught by the baby!The only cicada in the world!
Jiang Beibei took the cicada, and an indescribable smell spread in the air.
Jiang Beibei suddenly screamed, "I got it" and was thrown far away.
He sniffed his hand, and then retched with nausea, Jiang Beibei cried, "Mom, it's bedbugs!"
Ugh, he can't take his hands anymore.
The little trumpet cried louder than him, watching his "knowledge" die at the hands of Jiang Beibei, the little trumpet was very sad.
He turned around and threw himself on Jiang Fang's calf, crying uncontrollably, with both hands tightly clutching his trousers.
The little speaker whimpered and said, "Brother...you...can hold back."
Little Trumpet cried out in dialect.
"Baby... I will...be... grandpa for you, okay?"
Isn't it just to see grandpa?It's okay for the baby to sacrifice himself, baby, don't play with this bad brother!
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