Who says blind date is not fate

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It is said that two people living together is nothing more than a trivial matter, but one of the problems has been bothering me, that is-the problem of the bed.In fact, I have asked more than once. I like the leather bed, which is soft everywhere, and the mattress should be soft, like a feather quilt, because every time I provoke him to run away in a hurry, I always hit my feet. , it hurts! !But he didn't know in which life he was born, he insisted on sleeping on a hard bed, the mattress was hard, and he didn't allow me to lay more mattresses myself.

He justly taught me that the soft bed is not good for the back, so I don’t care about it. I just want to be comfortable. Besides, the size is a problem. It’s okay in winter because it occupies a large area. I usually shrink it under his arm, because The problem with height is that the quilt he covered my chest covered almost to my head, but it was quite warm, but how hot it would be if I slept in it when it was almost summer. I was also a person who used to have my own bed.

Finally, after many strong requests and demonstrations from me, Tianyi finally agreed to change the bed, but it was my compromise opinion when looking at the bed. I wanted to buy a leather bed, but my husband felt that the leather bed took up too much space and the bedroom was too small. up.So after repeated negotiations, I bought a normal wooden bed (not gorgeous at all!!!) with a very simple style. Apart from meeting my size requirements for the bed, other husbands completely rejected my aesthetics!

When you buy a bed, you can try to lie down. I didn't dare to pull Tianyi to lie on it, so I rolled around on the bed several times.

Then he said happily, "Uncle, I can sleep on this bed sideways." My husband sat on the sofa and watched me play tricks.

Feeling that the experience is almost done, I also sat down on the sofa and said flatteringly: "This sofa is also good...hehe."

The husband said seriously: "Today I only buy a bed, don't worry about anything else."

I wailed: "Didn't you say you bought me a lazy sofa once?"

My husband got up to leave, turned around and said to me: "You are already a lazy person and don't need a lazy sofa."

I resent!After I get through this difficult period, I must buy myself a comfortable sofa, and I will sit alone!

After paying the payment, I couldn't wait for my new bed to arrive home. The new bed was delivered to my home at noon the next day. I took advantage of the company's lunch break to go home. I couldn't wait all day.First, I dismantled the original bed, and I hugged a pair of edamame dolls (Ham Taro) on the bed. I like edamame very much. The real thing seems to be called Totoro, but Tianyi relies on it every time he watches TV. After the waist, my edamame is leaned into a flat circle.

His original words were: "This one is too round, it's uncomfortable, next time I'll buy a flatter one."

I go berserk!Pulling my edamame out: "This is not for you to depend on, it's a decoration! My pet"

The husband insisted: "It's not a living pet, don't buy such impractical things in the future."

I struggled to pull out the deformed edamame, but this time I couldn't save it, it was completely flat.

So a few days later I announced that I would buy a chinchilla, a live one as a pet, and my husband stopped immediately.

The reason turned out to be: "Keeping mice at home is still so big! Don't even think about it."

I tried my best to explain: "It's not a mouse, it's a South American rat. It's neither dirty nor bad. It's super cute."

The husband cut the watermelon with a fruit knife and said: "My policy is very clear, if you don't obey, come and kill one."

I ran out of electricity, and completely cut off the idea of ​​buying a chinchilla. Today, it seems that I will transfer my edamame to the living room by the way, so as to save them from being hurt by my husband again.

In fact, when talking about pets, I think of an experience. A friend raised a husky. When he returned home during the Chinese New Year in winter, he let the dog go for a few days.As a result, I went for a walk with the dog in the cold wind. As soon as I opened the door, the dog started to run wildly. At first, I barely ran behind me. When I got to the square in the park, I fell because it was very slippery. The dog dragged me away. so far.It wasn't me walking the dog, it was the dog walking me. The shadow was so big that I didn't go for a walk in that square all winter, for fear of being recognized.

My mother also often said that I was just weak, so others couldn’t bear to bully me anymore. One was to stop bullying this kid if he thought he was so brainless, and the other was to think that bullying me without a brain would give me no sense of accomplishment.The uncles and aunts in my neighborhood are not surprised when they see me make a fool of myself.

Come to think of it, when I went out I dressed quite sanctimoniously. After all, I took a good-looking dog, but when I came back, I looked like a dirty bear, and I carried a shopping bag on the dog, which contained soy milk and fried dough sticks. , the posture of a tramp leading a stray dog.It seems that I will die with the edamame doll!