[Star] Chrysanthemum Gate

All great directors can make classics.

Zhou Juhua thought confidently.

Isn't it just some kind of soul time travel, isn't it just to travel from Paris, France to Zhonghai, China, isn't it just to shoot "Schools can be killed, but also humiliated, chrysanthemums can't be loosened!" "Shooting, if there is anything you dare not shoot, after the shooting is over, I will return to Paris and return to my original identity.All the beautiful men in Hollywood are still waiting for their favor.

The author has something to say: total attack, NP, rebirth, the entertainment industry, and the underworld.

The image of the twins fooling around with the powerful general attack-sama.

2. The young Kangxi has passed through the past and the present, and the three heroes of the underworld are all NP. ...

Under the "surveillance" of the stern-faced man in suit Zhuang Lin, Zhou Juhua sat in front of the camera again, saying, what is the origin of this man in suit?It looks very familiar with the original Zhou Juhua, could it be his sex, partner?Zhou Juhua guessed, but when he thought of his current image in the mirror, he really felt sick. If there were such people, there would be no single people in the world.

Immediately dismissed this idea, turned around and asked Xiaomao for the script, but Xiaomao simply said "no", which made Zhou Juhua angry again. What kind of bad movie is this? It doesn't even have a script. In Hollywood, even a small production at least There is also an outline of the script, so why do you shoot without a script?

"No script, no filming!" Zhou Juhua yelled again as soon as his temper came up.

"How dare you!" Zhuang Lin's aura was indeed stronger, and he shocked everyone in the shed, except Zhou Juhua.

"What are you filming without a script? Filming you? What about the screenwriter! Find me the screenwriter!" Zhou Juhua once again got angry on the set.It's a pity that no one in the shed dares to speak up now.

"Director, you are the screenwriter! You are the only one who has the script, how can we have it? Look for it, maybe it's lost?" Xiao Mao was almost driven crazy by this unreliable and half-hearted director. Yes, I knew I shouldn't have taken this job.

"What? I'm a screenwriter?" Zhou Juhua was so angry that he was forced to go back by this sentence. Zhuang Lin also suppressed his dissatisfaction with Zhou Juhua, and rummaged through his ragged backpack, finally found a worthy Bi Pickles' handwritten script was thrown in front of Zhou Juhua with a slap.

"If you dawdle here any longer, get the hell out of here and go back to the United States. With your talent, you still make a movie for me, and you still make this kind of movie. I don't know how you persuaded the old man." , especially when I saw Zhou Juhua still angry in the studio, I really wanted to punch him. If he hadn't proposed to go back to China to make a movie, why would the old man send himself here to watch this young master? .

If he stayed in the United States well, he would be able to get out of the sea of ​​suffering sooner, and he wouldn't have to face this young master with some mental problems all day long.

Seeing that the script has been found, Zhou Juhua has nothing to say. The man in the suit chatters there alone. If he has time to complain, he might as well pour himself a glass of water and rub his shoulders. You know, being a director is a very hard job.

Read the script before filming, is it actually a tertiary movie selling meat? OMG, or man and man?Or NP?Or through Jia Kangxi?God, can you be a little more normal?

"Director, director! The actors are in place. Look, is it time to shoot the first scene?" The scene manager Xiao Mao trotted over again to ask Zhou Juhua for instructions.

"Shoot!" Gritting his teeth and saying this word, Zhou Juhua also went all out, just wanting to see how exciting this movie can be.

Maybe it was because everyone was waiting to call it a day, and soon a few people in the studio had already set up their poses, and they looked decent. The lighting, photography, scene notes, and director Zhou Juhua, oh no, it was Zhou Juhua and his identity. Zhuang Lin is too clear.As for other idlers, they were all cleared by Zhou Juhua.

Zhou Juhua read the script that didn't even have any sub-cameras. What about the three Hans fighting against the young Emperor Kangxi?What is this stuff?The lights were ready to be put in place, and the three big guys stood in their respective positions. Zhou Juhua looked at the three "actors" with different styles with twitching eyes, holding the script tightly with both hands, struggling hard on the rampage line .

Why?Is there any other reason for this?Those three men looked really fucking individual, one was fatter than a pig, the other was thinner than a bamboo pole, and the other was bald, but God knows if he was 1.5 meters tall.Even special actors are more normal than them. Of course, Dennis Wang, who is an internationally famous director, is now Zhou Juhua, of course he doesn't judge people by their appearance, but look at those three superb men, who pinched their feet, picked their noses, and picked their noses after picking their noses. Teeth, after picking the teeth, continue to buckle the feet.

Resisting the urge to vomit, Zhou Juhua ignored Zhuang Lin whose face was already darker than coal balls, and immediately called to Zhang Ji Xiaomao: "Are you messing with me? Are you!! This is an actor? This is an actor from Mars!" Zhou Juhua's face was showing veins, and Xiao Mao was also suffering, so he could only say aggrieved: "Director, you...these three have been begging for a long time, so they are willing to act in this movie! Hurry up, the sky wants it It's dark, if you don't shoot, we still need to go home and sleep!"

"Stop filming! I am an international famous director! I want to go back to Paris, France!" Zhou Juhua has already put his all into it.Roaring at everyone on the field, what is the roaring body, this is the real roaring.To go to the time travel of the fucking, to the rebirth of the fucking, even if it is caught and studied in a Chinese research institute, Zhou Juhua is not willing to stay here for a second if he is beaten to death, he throws his things away, turns around and wants to leave.

"Don't think it's against the sky to have the support of an old man, Zhou Juhua, you have to shoot today, and you have to shoot if you don't. I put down my work and look at you, a mentally handicapped child. How dare you not shoot? You wrote the script. You found the actor, the old man asked me to cast the money, how dare you not shoot it!" Zhuang Lin also broke out, grabbed Zhou Juhua by the collar, and threw him back in front of the camera, what a joke, even if this guy is really IQ is flawed, so I have to take a picture of myself today.

For his whim, under the order of the old man to die, Zhuang Lin spent time and effort running back and forth for NC Zhou's dream of a third-level film director, and he dared to shoot the table but not shoot!

Zhou Juhua watched Zhuang Lin's big fist dangling in front of his eyes, and was thrown back by this bastard just now like a chicken, so he was not on the same level as him at all, so he could only say in a haphazard way: It's not that I can't beat you, I've turned my back on you long ago."

"You still have an opinion, don't you?" Zhuang Lin was angry: "I give you two choices, either continue to be your tertiary film director, or you get out and play the leading actor!"

Hearing this, Zhou Juhua looked at the three "personal men" and immediately felt chills all over his body. The men in suits seemed to be joking, gritted their teeth, and felt heartbroken.

"Why did I shoot it? Why are you so fierce?" Hao Nan didn't suffer from the immediate disadvantages. He hasn't figured out who he is now. When he returns to Paris, let's see how rampant he is.

With one word of action, the filming officially started. Zhou Juhua just wanted to finish the filming and leave. As for whether the filming is good or not, it has nothing to do with him.

Those three big guys are also considered dedicated, the director shouted, and immediately took off his clothes, the thing between his legs was shaking in mid-air, Zhou Juhua's stomach was regurgitated, let's shoot, isn't it? It's an NP scene, you don't need real knives and guns to do it, just borrow a seat, just call a few "Ya Mie Die" and you can call it a day. I don't know what ghost symbols are written in the script. I can't understand the chicken feet Similar words.

Zhuang Lin probably couldn't take it anymore, covered his mouth and found an excuse to have a meeting, and ran away. Zhou Juhua was just thinking about whether he could escape too, when Xiao Mao, the reporter of the meeting, appeared again.

"Director, the boy playing Kangxi is here!" Xiao Mao said mysteriously.Zhou Ju'an just gave him a big white eye. If he was filming in Hollywood, if any actor came later than him, he could leave directly. Being late means leaving. So many beauties are crying and begging me to give them roles Woolen cloth.

It doesn't matter, anyway, we are dealing with it now, regardless of boys and old men, no one is worthy of anyone.

"Hurry up, let him get in position quickly, and we'll call it a day after we finish the filming of the Three Great Han Wars against the young Emperor Kangxi." Zhou Juhua's words made Xiao Mao very happy, and he immediately arranged work.

After a while, an eighteen or nineteen-year-old boy in ancient costumes walked over. He was a big name, and he didn't even ask the director when he came. Grabbing the two "big man" birds with both hands, he impatiently said to the stunned director: "It's time to shoot, I still have business to do later!"

Zhou Juhua felt that both his hands were twitching. What's the situation? Shooting GV?Isn't it a tertiary film with a plot?Could it be that I made a mistake?Hurry up and flip through the script full of Martian texts, the young Kangxi wears the past and the present, and the three underworld heroes are all NP.There are small words next to it, why do you want to refuse?

"I'm talking about who, please give me some professionalism, look, look, give me the right place!" Zhou Juhua once again turned into the roaring emperor, but the guy who played the young Kangxi simply took off all his clothes and directly put the The brother who had a fight with the pig pulled him to himself, clamped his legs on Brother Zhu's fat waist, rolled his eyes, stared at the chrysanthemum director and said calmly: "This is professional enough.",

Zhou Juhua really wanted to have a real-life PK, but before he rushed out of the arena, he found that the third-level boy Kangxi was really good-looking, with big eyes flickering, red lips and attractive, not to mention, under the lights Her skin is really white and rosy, which is different from others, especially compared with those top products, it is even more beautiful.