Vampire Manual

After tossing all night, everyone is actually quite tired.What Liu Ting said is very representative: Finding someone in China = finding a needle in a haystack.Fortunately, the needle was finally caught.As the biggest contributor, Liu Ting clamored to get a foot bath.Li Shuang and Qi Qi coincidentally cast contemptuous and ambiguous and contemptuous glances at the same time, making Liu Ting swear to God that I just went to wash my feet!It's a sin to soothe the soles of your feet!

Li Shuang and Qi Qi smiled without saying a word, and swiped their cards to enter the room.

Standing alone in the corridor, Liu Ting suffered from extremely internal injuries, worse than Qishang Quan.

After returning to the room, Li Shuang went to take a shower first, and then changed to Qi Qi to take a shower after coming out.The room is very quiet, only the sound of water coming from the bathroom from time to time.Bored, Li Shuang turned on the TV, and then took a remote control to switch channels.In fact, the mind is not here at all.

He was thinking about Mint, and how much Mint really liked Pata.

This was really gossip, but he just couldn't help it.How to put it, Mint and Pata are like two benchmarks, or models.The combination of human beings and vampires is still male, no matter how you look at it... Cough, they all look like the future version of him and Qi Qi.But to be honest, he wasn't sure if he wanted to develop like that with Qi Qi.Qi Qi said one brother at a time, which made him feel weird.A little warm, a little itchy, and a little inexplicable throbbing.

Sighing, Li Shuang stared at the emotional theater on TV in a daze.He is just a little policeman, just a little citizen, he just wants to live a little life, why, why is it becoming more and more fantastic...

"Brother, why are you still awake?" The TV was blocked, and Qi Qi was standing in front of the bed wearing a big T-shirt.

The T-shirt was issued by the September [-]th Police Station last year. There was a large print on the front to commemorate the victory of the War of Resistance Against Japan, and four big characters on the back. Don’t Forget the National Humiliation. Later, the bureau leader said that the words were too violent and not conducive to international friendship. After printing, the police station kept a low profile dispatched.After a few washes, it stretched all the way from a T-shirt to an old man's shirt, and now Qi Qi's body is almost up to his knees.Children also like it very much, saying that the material is comfortable.

"Huh? What are you asking?" Li Shuangguang thought that there was nothing left, and knew what Qi Qi was saying, so he didn't think about it.

Qi Qi rolled his eyes and repeated: "I asked you why you are still awake."

"Oh." Li Shuang thought for a while, and suddenly an evil spirit possessed him, and he laughed wretchedly, "Why can't I sleep? Because I lack a bed warmer."

Qi Qi Petrochemical never expected to get this answer.But Shihua couldn't stop the heat from rising on his face, and the blush spread up layer by layer, almost burning.

Li Shuang was a little embarrassed after he finished speaking, no matter how aftertaste, he felt like the four great talents in Tang Bohu's point of Qiuxiang who forced women from good families to jump into the river.But there is indeed a source for what he said. After all, he and Qi Qi both slept in the same bed at home, and now they are separated outside, which is somewhat uncomfortable.

After Li Shuang's mind wandering in this room, Qi Qi in that room had already jumped into his bed.The quilt was tightly covered.Just show your head to welcome the cool breeze of the 26-degree air conditioner.

"Why not be so quick?" Li Shuang looked at the little vampire who looked like a silkworm baby, and laughed dumbfoundedly.

Who would have thought that the child would actually say: "Aren't you cold? Of course I want to warm you up quickly."

"...Warm me up? Then you're lying on the wrong bed."

"My name is Gekongnuan."

"I'm still a tortoise god."

After speaking, both of them were happy.In fact, this is a very comfortable tune, bickering, a little ambiguity, life will be adjusted to a good taste.But if you want to go deep, it is purer than pure water.

After the music was over, Li Shuang put his head on his arms and looked at Qi Qi: "Hey, I went to the Bund today, how do you feel?"

Qi Qi knew what he was asking, so she turned her head and looked at him very seriously: "I'll tell you the truth, brother."

"En." Li Shuang pricked up his ears and listened attentively, for fear of missing a word.

The result was really right, because Qi Qi's answer was just one word: "Tired."

It would be a lie to say that he is not disappointed, especially since the other party still has a lot of evidence to support his argument——

"I'm tired of flying. I'm tired of squeezing the subway. I'm tired of looking at the Bund. I'm tired of looking for Pata."

Brother Shuang wants to cry.

As a result, Qi Qi counted the arguments with his fingers and smiled: "But it's great to be able to come back. I didn't know until I came back. In fact, home has always been in my heart. Certain scenes and certain flavors will always exist there, unlike real places. It will change with the years, and the things I keep in my heart will look like that whenever I take them out."

"Then it would have been in vain." Li Shuang sighed, "I said it was your house, but it turned out to be completely different."

"Who said it was a waste of time?" Qi Qi stared, "If I don't come, how will I know how much Shanghai has changed? If I don't know, I will always miss it. And even if it's a new place, there's nothing wrong with it, just treat it as a tourist."

Li Shuang squinted his eyes, wanting to use the people's policeman's keen exploratory power to tell whether the child's words were true or not, not just to comfort himself, but the light in those big eyes didn't flicker at all, it was real.

In fact, what Qi Qi didn't say was that this period of time was the most lively time he lived.First they met Li Shuang, then Liu Ting, and then the five of them got together like this by accident. They didn’t even need to hide their identities, they were real and comfortable, how amazing.

But when I think of five people, I think of the culprit of this tangled night-Pata.Thinking of Pata, Qi Qi inexplicably felt a little bit of sympathy, not Li Shuang of course, but Liu Ting—the two had discussed in private several times, and they didn't like the ice cube of Bo Xiyan very much.

The room suddenly darkened. It turned out that Li Shuang turned off the light.

The curtains were not drawn tightly, and a few rays of moonlight leaked in and sprinkled on the ground, faintly silvery white.

"Go to bed early, Liu Ting may have something to do tomorrow." Li Shuang's sleepy voice floated over, as if it was very close, but at the same time it seemed far away.

Qi Qi yawned, closed his eyes, and wanted to sleep, but after working hard for a long time, he still asked what he wanted to ask: "Is Mint not willing to bring Pata here? I think he is cumbersome."

Li Shuang was about to start the prelude to sleep, but when he heard this, he quit: "Minghe is not that kind of person. If he really doesn't like it, don't expect him to submit even if you force him with a knife. Coming back to Shanghai like this, I didn't Looking for him, but when Pata said he wanted to come to the Bund, he just came to join in the fun without saying a word, have you never been to Shanghai before? You don’t know how many times you have been on business trips.”

"Business trip? What business is he on? You never travel on business."

"Can I be the same as him? I'm just a small group of policemen, and he is a great forensic doctor. Let me tell you, I didn't secretly put gold on him, and even the most difficult and miscellaneous cases, mint can be found from it For clues that others can’t find, really, I don’t dare to boast that he solves cases like a god, but in terms of criminal investigation technology, if you look at the whole country, he is absolutely top-notch.”

"Really?"

"It is a must."

"Didn't you see it?"

"Where do you look, I can still find a corpse and ask him to demonstrate it to you."

"elder brother."

"Ok?"

"I was talking to you about something just now, it seems to be off topic..."

"..."

Qi Qi thought for a long time in embarrassment before turning back.

"Oh yes, talk about him and Pata. Anyway, I can't bear his cold look to Pata. Sometimes I want to chop him with a kitchen knife."

Li Shuanghan: "Uh, Mint's way of expressing something is a bit problematic, but he has a dead temper. And if he doesn't pay attention to Pata, he won't even give him a straight look, and still live with him? Still with him... " Li Shuang almost blurted out something colorful, thanks to his quick reaction, but the feeling of biting his tongue really hurts, woo.

"What else are you talking to him about?" It's a pity that Qi Qibao, who is studious and inquisitive, insists on biting.

"Sleep." Li Shuang was a little embarrassed.

Soon, a faint disdain came from the side: "Are you trying to say something unsuitable for children..."

"..." Li Shuang covered his head with the quilt and decided to pretend to be an ostrich.

Fortunately, in the dark, no one can see anyone.

"Brother, I'm seventy." The child's words carried a helpless subtext of "you really don't need to be like this".

"A 70-year-old with a 17-year-old heart!"

"Where are you hiding? Why is your voice so muffled?"

"..."

"By the way, brother, what kind of person is Mint, tell me about it."

"Why did you ask him?"

"Curious."

"Then you ask Pata, doesn't he know better than me?"

"I asked. If I didn't know Mint, I would have thought that the Chinese person of the year that Pata described to me moved me. Anything is fine."

"..."

"So it's too impersonal to ask Pata."

"Hehe, mint is actually not that complicated. He is proficient in his business. Whether he is a policeman or a forensic doctor, he does a good job. It's just that he has a cold personality and likes to be buried in the laboratory by himself. If there is no Pata, I guess he can do it. Buried in the laboratory for a lifetime."

"It really is a strange doctor."

"..."

"Wait a minute, isn't he using Pata as an experimental material?"

"Your idea is too inhuman..."

"If you're not afraid of ten thousand, you're afraid of ten thousand..." Before Qi Qi could finish speaking, he was hit in the face by a flying paper ball.

Then I heard Li Shuang say angrily: "That's Mint, you are the Japanese Unit 731."

Qi Qi hugged the quilt and laughed happily, and then Li Shuang was also happy. The two chatted for a while, and fell asleep.

The group stayed in Shanghai for three days.The itinerary was basically planned by Liu Ting, but it is very likely that Mint also participated in the opinion.Because I didn't arrange much for things to play, I didn't go to Happy Valley and the like, but I mainly focused on eating.No one said it, but everyone knew that this was taking care of Pata.

Of course, except for Pata himself, the poor little bat has never dared to show up since he made a mistake, and naturally he also dared not wander alone, and he followed Liu Ting to hold hands everywhere—at first, he didn’t dare to ask for a mint collar. Afterwards, Bo Xiyan didn't say a word, and the hand-holding combination was fixed.

Liu Ting is also very conscientious, and he dare not let go wherever he goes.

Except for eating.

"Come, come, try them all. This is the most authentic restaurant in Shanghai. Let's see how it is." Liu Ting greeted everyone to sit down, and was busier than the waiters, especially after the dishes were served, he recommended them conscientiously.

At that time, the five of them were in a restaurant with a very old Shanghai atmosphere. Clear voice.

"This is called white rice shrimp. It's the best when it's fried and topped with balsamic vinegar. You all have to try it."

"That? That's a dessert, red dates and glutinous rice. You cut the red dates, remove the pits, put the glutinous rice in it, and then add water and rock sugar and steam it in a pot."

"I still need to introduce the braised pork. It's about the same, but the braised pork here is sweet, and it's made out of jars. It's more detailed than ours."

After Liu Ting finished recommending the dishes on that table, he found that countless eyes around him were focused on him, and he could vaguely hear the nearby customers saying to the waiter, "Yes, that's right, give me one of the one they ordered."

Li Shuang and Qi Qi laughed so hard, Liu Ting hurriedly grabbed the waiter who passed by, half-truthfully said: "No commission?"

The waiter didn't realize it at first, but after a while he understood, and burst into laughter. As a result, there was a second fruit plate on Liu Ting's table.

After eating, everyone gradually quieted down, chatting and chatting.

Seeing that Qi Qi was eating vigorously, Li Shuang suddenly became curious, and lowered his voice to ask the question he had been wanting to ask all along: "It's useless for you to eat these, isn't it just drinking that, cough, that's enough?"

Qi Qibai said: "Then it's useless for you to eat snacks, don't you also eat?"

Liu Ting joined the ranks of contempt: "What do you know, this is life."

Li Shuang thought about it, but still felt: "It's a bit of a waste of food."

That box of mint said: "It can't be considered a waste. There are also some ingredients in snacks that our body needs, just like there are some elements in food that you need that blood can't provide. If you cut open the digestive system, you can see this. There is a subtle reaction, whether it is the stomach or the intestines, both..." Forensic doctor Bo was talking intoxicated, and finally found the strangeness of his friends, "What kind of eyes are you?"

Li Shuang, Liu Ting, and Qi Qi all brushed the black lines, all bowed their heads, all put food into their mouths, all scrambled to hypnotize themselves: I didn’t listen to anything, my appetite was still good, I didn’t hear the large intestines and small intestines duodenum...