Vampire Manual

Pata opened a door to a new world for Li Shuang.

Alice fell into a tree hole and met the pocket watch rabbit, the Queen of Hearts.That's a fairy tale.

Sitting on the sofa in Bo's house, Li Shuang witnessed people turning into bats and bats turning into people.This is reality.

He always thought that mint was light, but it turned out that there was a strong heart hidden under the light appearance.

gay.

Bestiality.

Love between people and ghosts.

gay beast vampire...

"You should think about it, you shouldn't take it back."

Bo Xiyan's cool voice is the most effective tranquilizer at any time.

Li Shuang drank the last sip of milk, took a deep breath, raised his eyes, and called softly: "Mint."

Bo Xiyan responded with a rare good temper: "Yes."

"Are you human?"

"..."

Li Shuang stared at Bo Xiyan, not letting go of any subtle expressions on his face.

If Bo Xiyan shakes his head, that's fine, his world can collapse.He threw himself directly along the window to embrace the 92-meter-high air, away from the absurd world, and return to the origin of life.

Fortunately, Bo Xiyan nodded.

The boulder slowly fell to the bottom of his heart, Li Shuang let out a long sigh of relief, feeling a little tired and a little scared.

However, some people are not happy.

"I hate that you don't talk, all eye contact and telepathy is shameful!"

The corner of Bo Xiyan's mouth curled up, maybe it was a smile, or maybe it wasn't, anyway, Li Shuang couldn't see it, and he suddenly felt that Pata and Bo Xiyan were quite suitable, at least when the air-conditioning of a certain facial paralyzed gentleman was sent to the little bat, it belonged to the part of the expression More than half will be filtered directly, leaving only the soundtrack.

OMG, little bat.

His memory came back.

"Pata," Bo Xiyan said calmly, "Are any of those two guys capable of erasing memories?"

The little bat who finally heard his name tilted his head and thought seriously for a long time before he said, "Is it hypnosis? I heard Liu said that they only know that."

"Only? What do you mean?" Li Shuang didn't understand.

Pata patiently explained to him: "Vampires have more or less special abilities. Like me, I can turn into a bat. Qi, who runs very fast, has nothing but hypnosis, but this Qi Qi can also, they seem to say that this is a very common ability."

"In other words, I was hypnotized, so I lost part of my memory?"

"It's possible." It was Bo Xiyan who spoke. He was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, his fingers tapping his knees rhythmically, once, twice, like a wise man in thought, "If Qi Qi did it , it is likely that you are afraid that you will discover a certain secret, or that you have already discovered this secret, such as his identity. And if Liu Ting did it, then it is very likely that he hypnotized you and Qi Qi together, because never From the photos, you have a pretty good relationship. Of course, it might be neither Qi Qi nor Liu Ting, but the unknown third..."

"Mint," Li Shuang really didn't want to interrupt, but, "Are you thinking too much..."

"I hope," Bo Xiyan shrugged, "Anyway, the ones that are too complicated are not suitable for you."

If it weren't for being in the enemy's cave, Li Shuang would have shown off his beautiful legs immediately.

Since Li Shuang couldn't find any useful clues here, at the end of the talk, it turned into a special session for Pata, mainly talking about how he and Liu Ting Qi Qi met, and what kind of people they were. .

Pata said it all.It started when he was bullied at the bar that day, and ended today when he came back from the hot spring.It goes into great detail, bit by bit, and some scenes can even be reproduced.

Li Shuang listened very carefully, of course, this is normal.But he found that Bo Xiyan was listening more seriously than himself. Although his face always had the same expression, the pupils behind the lens would change slightly with various events.This is really strange, Li Shuang thought, doesn't Mint know these things?

Actually speaking, regardless of the special category of the three people, it is just a process of meeting and getting acquainted among friends, and there is nothing more pure than this.And in Pata's mouth, Liu Ting is righteous and forthright, Qi Qi is cute and kind, the whole Lei Feng duo.

"So you mean, they won't harm me?"

"I believe in them, they are very good people."

"Uh, let me make a digression. Since you are vampires, don't you have to... drink human blood?" After speaking, Li Shuang gave a chill.It was nothing when I thought about it, but when I said it, it was really scary.

Pata shook her head resolutely: "Pata is a vegetarian and does not drink blood!"

Li Shuang seemed to understand the word "vegetarian", but he understood it mentally: "Then what about them, are they also vegetarian?"

"No, but they don't suck the blood of living people. It seems that Liu can get blood bags from the hospital, and I occasionally bring them artificial plasma made of mint!" After talking about it, Pata's expression was shining of.

Li Shuang raised his forehead and glanced at Bo Xiyan, meaning: Can you do something serious every day!

Bo Xiyan glanced back, to the effect: Isn't this enough to benefit mankind?

Pata finished.If Li Shuang's head was a gloomy deep lake before he came here, and he couldn't see the bottom, then now he is disturbed by Pata, Nezha, into the East China Sea.Messy, and messy.Not only did he fail to unlock the secrets of the photos, but he passively absorbed other secrets, which were packaged and stuffed for him, enough to subvert his worldview for more than 20 years. He really didn't want it!

In the end, Bo Xiyan gave his own suggestion, saying that it might be more effective if you directly ask Qi Qi about this matter.Li Shuang was very suspicious.Maybe it was because the questioning expression was too obvious, when Bo Xiyan returned the photo to him, he added, at least from the photo, he is very close to you.To be honest, Li Shuang really didn't see Mint's so-called "intimacy" from the dazed expression of that ghost doll.

After finishing what should be said, Li Shuang was sent off without any delay.When closing the door, he heard Pata say that he would not trouble Liu and Qi.Mint said that you are still worried about the two vampires being bullied?Pata said that they are all good people and they are not harmful. There must be a misunderstanding.Mint didn't answer, but instead muttered about things about Liu Ting, you remember clearly.Pata seemed to be laughing, saying that I am Pata, smart Pata...

When leaving Mint's house, the sun was still hanging.

The days of May are slowly elongating, and the city is about to usher in its most vibrant season.

Li Shuang opened his arms and took a big, deep breath in the posture of embracing the sun, as if he could release his stagnation, heal his body and mind, and dissipate his anxiety and... that little bit of unspeakable anger.

When Liu Ting broke into the bathroom and said, "Mars hit the earth, someone other than Pata called you", Qi Qi was brushing his teeth to get rid of the smell of scallions in his mouth - because he just tasted someone's photo of Fang Tai not long ago. "Scallion Stir-Fried Pork" made by gourmet food.Of course, the official name may not be this, but Li Shuang only recognizes the finished product, and the finished product lives up to its name.

He never disseminates his mobile phone number and does not apply for various cards that require contact information, so Qi Qi's phone number is basically insulated from advertising sales, so when he saw the string of jumping numbers, he only felt that the other party dialed the wrong number.So while pressing the answer button, Gululu made a sound like "um" while gargling.

"I'm Li Shuang."

"..."

"Hey?"

"Well, cough, tell me, I'm listening."

Liu Ting, who was joining in the fun, turned her head silently, unable to bear to look any further, feeling that she also smelled of mouthwash.

"I've just been to Pata's and learned a few things, but I still want to talk to you."

Li Shuang's words made Qi Qi suddenly nervous, and his tongue couldn't help it: "T-Talking, what are you talking about?"

"I want to talk face to face."

"Can't you talk on the phone?"

"Yes, I found a photo of the two of us under my sofa."

"..."

"I thought you'd say it was impossible."

"impossible."

"Then come and check it out."

"..."

"If you are always silent, I will think you are trying to make up nonsense to lie to me."

"Are you angry?"

"I thought you couldn't hear it."

"What did Pata tell you?"

"I have said everything that can be said. For example, your identities, and for example... hypnosis."

"Li Shuang..."

"Don't tell me you're sorry. Of course, if you didn't intend to say it, then I'm being affectionate. Now, I just want to know the ins and outs. I have the qualifications."

"sorry."

"Say no."

"……Where are you?"

"Why, you want to see me again."

Qi Qi clenched her lips and exerted force, feeling a little pain.He didn't know what to say, Li Shuang like this was too strange for him to resist.The Li Shuang in my memory is always gentle, no matter how coquettish and foolish he is, he always smiles, even if he is really angry, at most he just pinches his face and hits his head, but that is also warm, even all the way to the bottom of my heart.

"Hey, why don't you talk again?"

"sorry."

"Uh……"

"sorry."

"I said you are not going to cry, hey, don't cry, I don't bully children..."

"I want to see you."

"Phew, I'm scared to death. I'm at the western restaurant near my home. The one we took a photo with. I've been looking for it for a long time. You should have an impression."

"I'm coming here."

Qi Qi hung up the phone and stood there staring at the mirror in a daze.

Liu Ting couldn't stand it any longer, and walked over to pat the child's head: "What did he say? Don't try to stimulate my sympathy by being so sad. Let me tell you, my thing is gone long ago." ..."

Qi Qi smiled, a rare quietness.

Liu Ting's hands were also very warm, but still, it was different.

When going out, Liu Ting still persevered, do you really not need my escort?Qi Qi glanced at him, and lightly said that it's not that I look down on you, but the speed ratio between the two of us, I'm afraid that you will hold me back when I run for my life.As a result, Liu Ting's passionate blood drifted away with the early summer night wind.

Li Shuang picked a table in the corner, from which the door could be seen, but standing at the door might not necessarily see it.He ordered a pint of beer, thinking he needed to calm down.

I didn't plan to get angry with the child, but I didn't know how to say it and went astray.It's just like when I used to hang out in forums when I was in school. The building of the landlord was originally built upright, but it was crooked after a bunch of bad friends turned around.

He remembered the key he helped the child pick up in the lounge.He is an idiot and he still tells others that the keychain is the same and the key is the same. He is now [-]% sure that even the key teeth will fit perfectly.He thought that the relationship between him and Qi Qi might really make Mint guess right.

He never gave Zhou Hanqi the key.

Qi Qi, Li Shuang repeated this name in his heart, and every time he said it, a certain part of his heart would move, as if giving feedback.But apart from this simple physiological signal, there is nothing else.

If the memory was really washed away by hypnosis, then he would knock off the culprit's jaw, no matter Liu Ting or Qi Qi.

That night, before seeing the child, Li Shuang really thought so.