Vampire Manual

Brother Shuang's soul went to heaven.

There the sun shines warmly, the flowers bloom beautifully, the birds fly freely, and the people sing heartily.He also saw a beautiful angel plucking the harp, with brown hair like a waterfall, and skin like cream. He was so yearning for it, and carefully stretched out his hand, wanting to pluck the strings as well.The angel frowned and moved Qin away, but Li Shuang had no time to stop, and his fingertips were right on the left chest of the other party.The angel smiled slowly, and the harp hit his face...

In the nick of time, Brother Shuang returned to his original position.

He touched his head, neck, arms and legs anxiously, but fortunately, the parts were all there.

The sound of the shower came out, and at some point, the world war ended quietly.

Li Shuang breathed a long sigh of relief, rubbed his fingertips lightly, the touch of the kingdom of heaven was vaguely left, but the subtle thing was that he couldn't be sure about the angel's gender.

Obviously touched it...

"Why haven't you left yet?" Bo Xiyan came out of the bathroom, and saw an uninvited guest still entrenched on the sofa in his living room, with a turbulent face, wondering which man's paradise he was so fascinated by.

Bo Xiyan just took a shower and was drying his hair with a towel.His muscles were not exaggerated, but his lines were beautiful. Water droplets slid down from his naked upper body and were absorbed by the bath towel around his waist. It was indescribably sexy.

Of course, this is objectively speaking. As far as Brother Shuang is concerned, the masculinity in front of him is a body suitable for being a policeman.She is usually invisible under the uniform, but now she shows her true face, which is really impressive.

"Grandma's me came all the way to bring you New Year's goods. If you can't find hot tea, you will admit it, and you have to retire in obscurity? The snail girl is not so aggrieved, and she got married in the end."

"Then I will marry you?"

"Mint, you're getting colder."

He just said that he broke into the door with such momentum, how could he not be noticed?The co-author was discovered earlier, but they just didn't like to take care of it.

"Mint, why can't I find the bath towel..." A suspicious voice came from behind Bo Xiyan, probably just shouted, a little hoarse.

Li Shuang stared wide-eyed, stiff and petrified.He dodged Mint's muscle groups, but David's body beauty.

"So you came out naked?" Bo Xiyan frowned.

Pata didn't know the situation, and thought that Bo Xiyan cared about him, and his smile was as bright as a sunflower: "It's okay, I'm not cold."

Bo Xiyan stopped talking and directly pulled him into the bedroom.

Brother Shuang opened his mouth wide and remained motionless, letting the cold wind that slipped in through the cracks of the window brush his hair.

Three minutes later, Mint and the man from Mint's house - Brother Shuang's tentative name for David - returned to the living room in full clothes.

"Li Shuang, Pata." Bo Xiyan's introduction only had key words.

"Sorry, I didn't know anyone was there, um, I'm Pata." David was a little more embarrassed and shy than before.

Li Shuang quickly stood up from the sofa, held that friendly hand, "I didn't see anything!" Wuyin here is reserved for Brother Shuang.

Pata was even more embarrassed. He withdrew his hand and scratched his head, as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't find the words for a long time.

Li Shuang was slightly stunned, and suddenly realized where the subtle sense of disharmony came from.From the beginning to the end, Pata's gaze never really met his own.Homosexuality, cross-border love, these are nothing, Mint is a medical freak, he can't follow common sense, Li Shuang even thinks that one day he finds an ET, he can smile slightly, and he will never smoke.But here, a foreign young man who is completely different from the sissy homosexuality he imagined, straightforward, beautiful, with amber-like brown eyes, but he can't see... Somehow Li Shuang remembered the Tianguoyou just now, he suspected that Mint was illegal Imprisoned an angel.

this is not right.

"Don't take that, you still have to crack the shell, and eat the pine nuts first."

"……so hard!"

"Who made you chew the skin!"

No one paid attention to Brother Shuang's mood swings, and the strange doctor and the angel were having fun stealing food.

On the way home, Li Shuang was very torn, always feeling like he had something to say, but he didn't know who to tell.The phrase "prevent proliferation" always echoes in his ears, and he suspects that Wang Dagang is unpredictable.

It turns out that Mint also has its own little life, which is actually what surprised Li Shuang the most.After the surprise, there is a little sour grape.Only he lived his life like plain boiled water.

No matter how good the teeth are, Pata and Bo Xiyan couldn't help dealing with nuts every day, so once the initial freshness wore off, the half of the bag was put in the corner.Pata felt it was a pity, so she took it to Qi Qi and Liu Ting one day.

"Bo Xiyan got it?" Liu Ting crushed the walnuts with one hand without using a hammer, and then picked up the peach kernels and threw them into his mouth.

Pata couldn't see it, but Qi Qi could see it clearly, and he was dumbfounded as if he had discovered a miracle.

"No, it was delivered by Mint's colleague. I don't think I can finish it, so I brought it to you." Pata said one by one.

Qi Qi lay softly on the floor, falling in love with Liu Ting's floor heating system: "Pata, there is a Chinese idiom called Borrowing Flowers to Offer Buddha, which refers to your behavior. But you can't say that you sent it because you couldn't finish it." , if you say that as soon as you receive something, you immediately want to share it with us."

"But I don't have any," Pata blinked her innocent eyes. "The one called pine nuts is very fragrant. Mint and I ate it all in one sitting, and all I brought you are hazelnuts and cores... Ah, who hit me?"

"I found that you've been made more and more flat by that boy Bo Xiyan." Liu Ting was still not satisfied after the slap, and then pinched Pata's fleshless face, "You fool!" Then What's so good about breaking people.Liu Ting didn't say the second half of the sentence.Anyway, he didn't see it when he looked horizontally and vertically. It's not as good as Qi Qi's Li Shuang. At any rate, that young man made him feel comfortable.

"Liu, why don't you call mint mint?" Pata rubbed her face pitifully and asked.

Liu Ting really didn't think about this question, and he found out when Pata asked.Maybe it made Mint look too affectionate: "I don't know him very well."

"But you are familiar with me, I am familiar with him, you are already familiar with each other?"

"Do you think this is kebabs?"

Liu Ting's hatred is not without wind and waves.He and Qi Qi have been to Pata's house twice, oh correct, it's someone's house where Pata lives.Because Pata said that Bo Xiyan knew their identities, they would not make a fuss, and there was no danger.Then Liu Ting and Qi Qi went there openly.One time, Liu Ting took Qi Qi to go fishing in the suburbs on a whim. When he came back with a full load, he thought that Pata lived nearby, so he went directly to visit with fresh food; Yearning for the Japanese-style open-air hot spring, especially in winter, drinking wine and tasting snowflakes, it is very artistic. God knows where he learned this word, and where did he know that there are such scenes in the world, Anyway, he was extremely yearning for it, so it happened that Liu Ting got a few packages of luxury resort tickets, so he came to fulfill someone's dream.Both times, Bo Xiyan was at home. Once, the man opened the door. After hearing Patta, he looked at them blankly for a few seconds and let them go. Once Pata opened the door. The man was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a book without looking up.

"I thought you would directly say that you don't like Bo Xiyan." Qi Qi whispered as he followed Liu Ting to the refrigerator to fetch ice cream cakes.

"It's not that I don't like it," Liu Ting corrected him, "It's that I hate it."

"Although I don't think it's very likely, I don't feel at ease if I don't ask." Qi Qi tilted his head and looked at Liu Ting for a long time, "Aren't you jealous?"

Liu Ting's answer was to call the corner of the cake he just cut into his face: "Brother, don't engage in non-mainstream."

Qi Qi subconsciously stuck out his tongue to lick the cream on his face, but was pleasantly surprised by the unexpected delicacy: "Yeah, it's delicious."

It looks like a gluttonous cat, a little bit of food is all his happiness.

Liu Ting looked at him, a little dazed.

Liu Ting knew from the time they met that Qi Qi was older than him, much older, even though the other party had a childlike face who lied to death.So he has never treated Qi Qi as a child, even though he always calls himself "brother", he thinks that Qi Qi is more qualified than himself, just like his predecessors.

But it turns out that nothing is absolute.

"Liu, Xiaoqi, are you hiding in the kitchen and stealing my cake?"

Pata's voice came from far to near, and before the end of the sound, the person had already come - covering his forehead.

"Where did it hit again?" Qi Qi couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward, standing on tiptoe and rubbing his forehead with distress.In view of Pata's particularity, he and Liu Ting removed the clothes hanger, bookcase, grandfather clock and even the dining table from the living room last weekend, leaving only the sofa, for fear that Batman would bump into it.How come...

"Door frame, your door frame is so short." Batman complained.

Qi Qi and Liu Ting looked at each other and had a silent telepathy.

[It's okay, we can't move the door frame. 】

[That can only be cut into the wall. 】

【...Are you really in love with him? 】

【XXOOX! 】

[Please speak Earth language. 】

……

Since they were broken up by a phone call a year ago, Li Shuang only sent a text message to Zhou Hanqi once, which was a mass New Year greeting on New Year's Eve, and did not receive a reply.So he thought that he and Zhou Hanqi would become two intersecting lines as described in many emotional magazine stories. After parting ways at a certain point, they would never see each other again.

But the fact is that he is not old, let alone dead, he is sitting at the desk in the interview room of the police station, and Zhou Hanqi is sitting opposite him.

"... That's it, so I'm here to report the case." Zhou Hanqi finished everything calmly and concluded with this.

Li Shuang put down the gel pen for the record, feeling complicated, wanting to comfort him, racking his brains but not knowing what to say.

"Don't think about it," Zhou Hanqi smiled bitterly, "I'm not here to catch up with you."

"Okay, then let's do business." Li Shuang heaved a sigh of relief, "Look at the transcript and sign it if there is no problem."

"Can you catch him?"

"……can."

When sending Zhou Hanqi out of the gate of the police station, it was snowing.I don't know how long it has been falling, but the ground has been covered with a thin layer of snow particles.After saying goodbye politely, Zhou Hanqi gradually walked away. In the end, what remained in Li Shuang's heart was only the girl's thin back and the series of shallow footprints that were quickly covered up without a trace.

Years later, it's still clear.

"It means that the man had a one-night stand with a female netizen through QQ and robbed him," Wang Dagang closed the transcript, "and the victim was your ex-girlfriend."

"You don't need to say the second half of the sentence." For some reason, Wang Dagang's tone made Li Shuang feel uncomfortable.

"Don't get excited, come here, sit down first." The old god Wang Dagang poured a cup of tea for Li Shuang on the ground, "I absolutely don't take any personal color, let's discuss the matter."

"Hmm." Li Shuang waited for his speech.

"In my opinion, your mental stress is greater than that of the reporter."

The high theory is out.

Li Shuang frowned, but said nothing.

Wang Dagang continued: "She also said in the transcript, well, well, there was no coercion or other violence in the whole process of the relationship, only the robbery at the end constituted a crime. In other words, if the last Men didn't commit robberies, it was a grown-up night if you wanted to."

"Isn't that nice?"

"There's that possibility."

"Master, do you know..."

"I know."

"Do you understand..."

"I see."

"You do not understand……"

"Nothing I don't understand."

"Can you let me have a word?"

"No." Wang Dagang was categorical, cut off all possible wild thoughts of the apprentice cleanly, and gave the answer directly, "From this record, anger is the most important emotional component of the victim, and there must be mental damage. You don't have to worry about psychological trauma."

"Really?"

"I eat more rice than you eat salt."

"..."

"It's the same in reverse!"