Vampire Manual

"So, you came back in such disgrace?"

"I wanted to be arrogant, and I was afraid that you would not be able to bear it."

"Get out! You can't win the praise of your master! All four newcomers went out to perform tasks, and you returned empty-handed! Where are you going to put my old face as a master!"

"Master, I'm not new... Besides, you didn't see it, that kid runs like Bolt of Jamaica, and he is definitely not inferior to Isinbayeva of Russia when he climbs the railing..."

"Why don't you say he looks like Superman Zorro Spider-Man!"

"It's not that exaggerated... Ah!" Li Shuang covered the back of his head in pain, wanting to cry, "Master, how many times have I told you, can you stop hitting me with this bound edition of "Friends"?" .”

Wang Dagang shrugged without guilt: "No way, knowledge is the most powerful weapon."

Li Shuang was speechless, his master was good at everything, only two things were a bit inferior.First, he always likes to punish his apprentices physically; second, he always likes to quote famous quotes indiscriminately.

The punishment for failing to perform the task this time is a five thousand word check.Li Shuang has too many things to say, so Wen Siquan wrote all night, and here are the excerpts of the essence as follows: ...his body is vigorous, his steps are light, and he seems to be catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. He has won the essence of Lingbo Weibu, I can't beat it when I chase it hard, alas, I can only let the tiger go back to the mountain.However, I have a premonition that he will make waves again and harm one party, so I ask the organization to allow me to continue to stay, take down this arrogant person in one fell swoop, and return our city to a clear sky.

The next day, the director reviewed the inspection report.

【read!I also hope that Comrade Li Shuang will continue to carry forward the revolutionary spirit of not being afraid of suffering or tiredness, and continue to contribute to the cause of our institute. PS. Please use vernacular for future reports. ] Li Shuang stared at the two letters, feeling that the leader was very up-to-date.