Vampire Manual

Ever since dating Zhou Hanqi, Li Shuang felt that he was on a rocket that day, rushing forward.No, just went on five serious dates, and it's Christmas.

Li Shuang got off work at six o'clock, and saw a girl waiting for him at the entrance of the station, dressed like a Christmas tree.So Li Shuang accompanied the Christmas tree girl to the Christmas Street in the business district, from 10 o'clock to 30:[-], and the two of them had a very romantic western meal in between. I couldn't bear it, but I finally told the truth.

"Today I work night shift..."

Zhou Hanqi was taken aback: "Aren't you off work?"

"Night shift," Brother Shuang had no choice but to popularize the internal attendance, "starts at eleven o'clock."

Brother Shuang's words were a switch, and Zhou Hanqi's complexion sank, but on the street, she couldn't get too angry, so she could only say in a low voice, "We've been dating for half a year, and you haven't spent enough time with me in total. 48 hours."

"Then if you do something wrong, I'll take you back to the office and make sure you stay there for 48 hours, ha ha."

"..."

"Uh, this joke is a bit cold."

Zhou Hanqi still didn't speak, she lowered her eyes, making it impossible for people to see her emotions clearly.

The more he couldn't see clearly, the more nervous Li Shuang became, and he swallowed. Just as he was about to say something, Zhou Hanqi quickly walked to the side of the road and reached out to stop a taxi, and then slammed the door of the car before Li Shuang could react. Dust away.

Standing in the oncoming car exhaust, Li Shuang was dumbfounded for a long time.

This is, what's the situation?

To be honest, Li Shuang thinks that Zhou Hanqi should be angry, but being angry and having a temper are two different concepts.Speak well if you have something to say, if you have something to say, he will naturally find an opportunity to make up for his mistakes, there is no need to go to war.In the final analysis, Li Shuang still felt that this matter was almost insignificant.So he didn't catch up to coax him immediately.Firstly, he felt that a woman who was angry was scary, so it was better to wait until the anger subsides, and secondly, he really had no experience in this field, so he was worried that it would be self-defeating.

On the way back to the institute, Li Shuang saw a few high school students setting up street stalls, mostly selling Christmas hats, spinning tops and luminous horn hairpins.The things are worthless, one yuan or two, and Christmas Eve is almost over, and it is almost a big sale with tears.

On the spur of the moment, Li Shuang wanted to buy one or two rights as a donation to help his education, but he didn't expect the money to be taken out, the stall was all withdrawn in a hurry, and then he heard a familiar roar from behind. ——

"Those with the woven bag in front, you guys don't run away!"

Li Shuang's mood moved, and he didn't know why, but he thought this scene was very interesting.Those half-grown children crossing the road were very skillful, but the brothers from the Industry and Commerce Bureau hesitated for a long time and did not dare to run through the red light.

Li Shuang slandered in his heart, what a speed this is. If he was a brother, he would take him down with three strikes.Unexpectedly, just after the slander was over, the brothers in the brother unit were really ready to break through.Li Shuang was startled. Just as he was about to stop him, a sentence popped up in his mind: Nu Wa will cry too.

"What the hell..." Li Shuang scratched his head and muttered to himself inexplicably.

When I came back to my senses, the high school student and the urban management brothers had long since disappeared.

When returning to the game, Bo Xiyan was alone.Seeing him concentrating on the computer, Li Shuang leaned over to look at it, only to find that there was a classic game on the screen - Minesweeper.

"Why are you here, Da Liu?"

"There was a fight in the Internet cafe, so he went over to have a look."

"Oh."

At this point, there was nothing more to explore, Li Shuang sat back in his seat and began to watch "Friends".It was a magazine bought at the beginning of the month, and Li Shuang had already read the second half, so it didn't take long before he even carefully read the men's hospital advertisement on the inside page.After a while, he was really bored, so he moved a stool and sat next to Bo Xiyan.

This is what Da Liu saw when he came back with a group of ruffians.

He asked, "What are you doing mint?"

Bo Xiyan replied, "Minesweeping."

He asked, "Li Zi, what are you doing?"

Li Shuang replied, "Look at him playing minesweeping."

Later, Da Liu stopped asking, and yelled at the gang of seventeen and eighteen boys depressedly: "Look at the fart, let me in!"

Those kids—actually, they can only be counted as kids, all of them are disheveled, there is not much clean space from head to toe, most of them have dyed hair, some are simply shaved bald, and some of them have inexplicable tattoos on their thin shoulders. picture of.I think most of the time they are arrogant and domineering, so that at this moment they are tied like grasshoppers on a rope, they are still jumping around cursing, why fuck you, don’t you rely on being a policeman? Ability to single out and the like.

Not knowing the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, Li Shuang could only think of such a sentence.

Looking at Liu again, it is estimated that patience has long been a negative value all the way from the Internet cafe to the office, and now he is pushing and shoving people in, regardless of the severity.

Boring nights, boring shifts, Li Shuang knew that Da Liu was looking for entertainment.

About half an hour later, Bo Xiyan's advanced minesweeping record had been raised to 89 seconds. Li Shuang couldn't sit still and said, "I'll go in and have a look."

Bo Xiyan ignored him, to be exact, the man never took his eyes off the screen.

Li Shuang pouted, turned around and walked into the back.

The corridor of the interrogation room was silent. Li Shuang walked to the innermost part and looked through the glass above the door panel. He saw the boys who had been dirty not long ago, squatting in a row against the corner, hanging down. He shook his head, not daring to let out the air.

Li Shuang tapped the glass lightly, and suddenly woke up Da Liu who was almost asleep on the stool.

"What's wrong?" Da Liu came out and closed the door tightly.

"Come to change shifts." Li Shuang patted him on the shoulder, "If you are sleepy, sleep on the sofa in the office."

"Cut," Da Liu snorted, "I'm afraid that my strikes will not be serious."

"Hey, aren't they all the flowers of the motherland?"

"Pull it down, are there any flowers that look like that..."

"Uh, well, it's a tree with a crooked neck. By the way, you didn't really hit hard, did you?"

"Damn, you'll be honest if you kick your feet twice. You still draw your gun when you think I am." Da Liu yawned heavily. It's time to go back to the office.

Li Shuang sighed inwardly.

Da Liu is not a bad person, and he is also loyal. He has nothing to say to his friends or brothers, but his heart is hard, and he always feels that he lacks a little compassion.The so-called gangsters in front of me are nothing more than popping in black Internet cafes and dancing in disco bars. In Li Shuang's view, they are just like ignorant children.Since you are a child, can you have the same knowledge as him?

"Stop squatting, just sit down."

Li Shuang's words were like an amnesty order. He only heard "Ah—" in unison, and then a dozen children collapsed on the ground, and some fell asleep directly on the ground.

Li Shuang was so angry and funny, he really felt helpless to deal with these guys.

In fact, if there are any parents who come to pick them up, they will be let go tomorrow morning. As long as they can be responsible, they will try their best to be responsible.

Li Shuang originally wanted to imitate Da Liu and squint on the chair, but sitting there, he always felt that there were eyes poking at him.He squinted his eyes, checked the thorns in the corner one by one, and finally found the source of sight.

Li Shuang finally saw himself, and Qi Qi almost turned his hair gray.

For many years, Qi Qi never wanted to attract attention, but when facing Li Shuang, he wished he could have a flower on top of his head.

In fact, I was forced to go to the Internet cafe today.Liu Ting had a hot fight with a Nordic woman recently. Qi Qi didn't know which country she was from, and Liu Ting probably didn't know either, but this didn't affect men from time to time to bring her home to have sex.Liu Ting's house is very big, and the sound insulation is also very good, but Qi Qi still feels awkward under one roof, so he simply runs away every time a beautiful woman comes.

He didn't pay attention to the gang fight today, but when he slipped away, he saw the familiar uniform, and thought again, isn't this the area of ​​Li Shuang?

If he said that he was sure to see Li Shuang before coming here, that might be nonsense.

To say that he is not happy to see Li Shuang face to face is absolutely nonsense.

When Li Shuang got up and walked over, Qi Qi's mind froze, and when Li Shuang squatted down in front of him, Qi Qi forgot to breathe.

"You..." Li Shuang narrowed his eyes.

Qi Qi swallowed, a little apprehensive, but more anticipation.

"... What are you looking at me for?"

Qi Qizheng's rising mood instantly sank to the bottom.

Li Shuang didn't realize it, but knocked him on the head angrily, "Go to sleep, don't think about doing anything bad." After saying that, he walked back to the chair, and really began to close his eyes and rest his mind.

Qi Qi was suddenly very wronged.

He didn't expect Li Shuang to open the memory gate just by looking at him, but they obviously met after that, so he thought Li Shuang would have some impressions.At that moment just now, he even wanted to undo the other party's hypnosis...

Fortunately, no.

Chest tightness pain, many years did not appear.Sitting on the cold concrete floor, Qi Qi looked at Li Shuang who was half asleep and about to slide off the chair, thinking why he still missed this person after almost a year.

Qi Qi thought for a long time, thought of falling asleep, and dreamed of the result.

As soon as Liu Ting entered the interrogation room, he saw the guy he had tortured and killed ten thousand times in his heart leaning against the corner, with his chin up and his mouth open, afraid that others would not know that he fell asleep stupidly, with saliva trickling down , a big crabapple bloomed on that SpongeBob T-shirt.

"Damn, just find something for me, you fucking get up quickly." No wonder Liu Ting is so angry, whoever is raising a gun on the horse? If you call and ask you to go to the police station to pick up your son, you must want to take revenge on the society.

"I said, what are you doing!" Li Shuang ignored him when Da Liu brought him in, still squinting, since he was here to pick up the child anyway, after signing the papers, he quickly led them to take care of it.But when I squinted, I felt something was wrong, and when I opened my eyes, I was kicked, is it my own son, "Is there someone who educates you like this!"

In fact, Liu Ting was really wronged.How dare he kick Qi Qi?Why don't you wait for bad luck? You can settle down as an old man in his seventies?It's nothing more than venting your anger and touching your feet twice.Fortunately, I caught up with the little policeman who saw the road was uneven.And...why does this sound sound familiar...

Depend on!As soon as Liu Ting turned his head, he was stunned.Now he understood what Qi Qi was up to in the middle of the night.

"What's the matter, dissatisfied?" Li Shuang thought that Liu Ting's delay in speaking was non-violent non-cooperation.

"No, no, listen, I will definitely listen." Liu Ting squeezed out the last few words from between his teeth.

Behind him, Qi Qi woke up.

Liu Ting glanced at him and asked intentionally, "Do you want to say something else?"

Qi Qi lowered his head and shook his head.

Liu Ting sighed and pulled him away.

Brother Shuang, who was inexplicable, was left sleepless by this strange pair of father and son.

"I've seen devious people, but I've never seen you so devious." After leaving the police station, Liu Ting can be regarded as complaining, "If you want to see someone, just say it, and look at it openly. Damn you, squatting in a corner and watching silently is more miserable than Cowherd and Weaver Girl , If you want me to say, let him be hypnotized one day, my heart can't stand it again, "Mr. Liu, please come to the police station to pick up Liu Xiaoting." I……"

"Aren't you tired?" Qi Qi smiled at him, showing his cute canine teeth.

Liu Ting knew that the little boy thought he talked too much, and the question was: "Tired hair! I haven't done anything yet!"

"Where's the Nordic sister?"

"Fly."

"With the Pata clan?"

"Try telling another bad joke?" Liu Ting was gearing up, ready to move.

Sure enough, Qi Qi didn't say anything, and just continued to laugh at him.

Only then did Liu Ting react - shit, the topic has been changed!

Now that the matter has come to this point, Liu Ting is too lazy to screw the crooked building back, besides, it would have been screwed sooner.In the past, he always fantasized about living together with the same kind of people, without exception, he used the same templates as he used to get along with his sisters at home, but now that he really lives his life, how should I put it, he always feels that something is missing.So when Qi Qi said, he would listen. If Qi Qi didn't want to say it, after he mentioned it once or twice, he wouldn't go into it further.

Liu Ting parked the car at the intersection, only 20 meters away from the police station, and arrived within a few steps.He took out the car key and unlocked it. Just as he was about to open the door, he suddenly caught sight of a familiar figure from the corner of his eye.

Say Pata, Pata arrives.

"I'm not dazzled, am I?" Liu Ting's face was wrinkled, and his facial features were united.

"If you're talking about the one who can cosplay zebra crossings while lying down on the road wearing a striped shirt and trousers," Qi Qi sighed, and replied affirmatively to his companion, "That's our Batman."

In the next second, Liu Ting had already passed the red light.

"What are you doing here—" Mr. Liu didn't come, but he got up first to shout.

Pata was obviously taken aback, his big head was shaking back and forth in a panic, and after a while he muttered uncertainly: "Liu?"

"Well," Liu Ting had already walked in front of him, and naturally grabbed the other's hand holding the wall, and held it, "What are you wandering around here in the middle of the night, where are you going, I will drive you."

"No, no, I'm not going anywhere, I'm waiting for someone here." Pata said, smiling, and he was extremely proud. Those who didn't know thought that what he was doing could promote human beings. progress.

Liu Ting frowned: "Who are you waiting for here?"

At that time, Qi Qi also rushed over, and heard Pata say: "Of course it's Mint, I'm waiting for Mint to get off work."

Liu Ting and Qi Qi exchanged glances, it was clear.They have heard this name from Pata countless times. The name is Bo, the name is Xiyan, and the word Mint is the god of Pata's family.

"Your God works here?" Liu Ting looked around strangely, and confirmed that except for a police station and two telephone booths, there was no Mao'er.

"YES." Pata's answer was firm.

"The question is, is there a police station nearby?"

"So our mint is the police."

"……Depend on!"

Liu Ting said it countless times throughout the night, but this time, it really burst out with passion from the inside out.

In his No.15 years as a vampire, he finally met two companions, one who lived in the little policeman's house for three months and hypnotized everyone, but still obsessed with it Batman.