You can't afford to hurt a man who puts a marriage notice in a pirated text

You know, all colleges are like that.In our provincial capital city, there must be several college roads, which are intersected by several university towns, and the surrounding eight major alleys are crowded with small accessories, haircuts, Internet cafes, accommodation and snacks.Every morning, these small alleys are crowded with strange forces from all over the world, such as Lanzhou Ramen, who is the most steadfast leftist in China, and Lanzhou Biscuits, who is the most malicious and cute rightist in China. Behind them, KFC and McDonald's clerks just push Opening the door, he stared coldly at the man in front of him wearing a kebab wrapped in a turban.Since Shaxian snacks became popular recently, every snack owner has started to hang bloody banners on their signboards [A hymn of loyalty! 】La.Hot dry noodles and Anqing wontons pushed the stalls, together with egg-filled pancakes, meat buns, etc., calmly watched, occasionally mocking.Three snacks and one drama, every morning in the back street of the university, is so basic.

But that's not the point.When Bai Luyuan hurried through this backstreet of Jiqing snacks like countless students who got up early to go to class, he was the same as all the students passing by who were thinking about TOEFL, love, joining the party, clubs, job hunting, etc. , have no time to care about it.What he was thinking about was something else - walking out from where he was just now, the second-level college under the University of S, the courtyard of the XX branch of the University of S, crossing this street, and entering the headquarters of the University of S, it only takes one street Kung Fu.

All universities are like this.These top and not top universities like to set up one or two subordinate secondary colleges, just like a small team of four or five people in a big idol group with dozens of people.But the situation is different, because the existence of the affiliated colleges is to let students from rich families get a diploma, and students from rich families are usually not very well-behaved, so all branch schools are managed in a mess. Promoting the development of the university in the headquarters will actually hinder the schools in the headquarters...

but!Tuition is enough!Such an expensive tuition fee is enough for the school to tolerate these troublemakers!

But do you think that the branch schools are so rich?Then you are so wrong!

Bai Luyuan was thinking about all this in a gloomy mood.Doing financial work is such a thing. I am so busy that I am so busy that I want to vomit, especially during the time when school starts. After collecting all the money, he has to represent the finance department of the branch school to send all the income to the headquarters, which is losing money every year, and then cry and grab a little appropriation from the finance department of the headquarters. After the wages and the first phase of the project of the employee's family home behind the school were transferred to the bank, it was not even enough to repair a toilet!Those rich B students in our school who have an ipad will scold the finance department when they see a leaky toilet...

wipe!

No way, this is the school system.He's not against the system, he's done it all these years.He just thought of all this this morning, and felt very miserable for no reason.

Whoever said that secondary colleges are filthy rich, who said that!

Who said doing school financial work is particularly lucrative, who said it!

——You can't afford to hurt every man who works in the finance department of the second-level college of the university!

——Every man who counts money every day in the financial office of the second-level college of the university until he feels like vomiting, before he can save enough to pay the rent for the first phase of the family courtyard behind the school, you can't afford to hurt him!

He thought of all this, and his heart roared.

He didn't notice that he bought a bowl of Lanzhou ramen.The Lanzhou boss looked at him gloomyly, with a secretive expression.

Lanzhou ramen is full of beef.

This is the beginning of the full face of the cow.

Bai Luyuan himself didn't know why he ran over so early in the morning.He sat in the office, flipping through reports and newspapers, having trouble sleeping and eating.The only advantage of working in the financial department is that it is very idle when you are free. Even the staff at the credit card counter have nothing to do but eat melon seeds.During these hours, he usually turns on the computer and writes.

But this morning he has updated.

The most important thing is that he is restless. After opening all websites such as QQ Music, QQ Doudi Zhu, NetEase News, Sina Weibo, PPTV, and Frame Homepage, he still cannot calm down.His mind is full of the speech made by classmate Mao Qiuqiu last night, and the lines of big pink characters in size 12 are vivid in his memory: [I wait for his sofa every time... Every chapter is.Although I don't have many opportunities to sit on the sofa, I still try my best to snatch it...】【=皮=I believe him...he said he will post it tonight, so he will post it tonight...it doesn't matter if he doesn't.Anyway, he said, I'll just wait, TVT...] [I know he won't read it... Whether he reads it or not is his business, and whether I return it or not is my business.He didn't write it for others, but I read it for him...orz what am I talking about]【orz I know I look stupid...but I will keep going back...Bai Da is actually a Very good man TT...] These words kept looping in his mind like a slideshow, stimulating the little beast in his heart to jump up desperately, roaring and roaring again.He tossed and turned in his seat, frowned, and even the subordinates who passed by whispered, "Could it be that the boss has hemorrhoids."

Finally, when the bell rang and the first and second classes were over, he still couldn't help standing up, and ran to the literature building of the headquarters with a gloomy face.

Literature Building, Room 402, Ancient Chinese.

This is a very large classroom, and the number of people in class is not proportional to the capacity of the classroom.Everyone is silently playing with their phones or reading or sleeping.

Bai Luyuan desperately scolded himself for being sick.No matter from which point of view, the behavior of suddenly running here early this morning like a wretched voyeur trying to find something is not in line with his life principles.In fact, for a calm, calm, and rational person like him, he should get more information and then check the student's profile directly from the educational administration system. Anyway, there are only 30 students in this class...

but!Why does he pay attention to Mao Qiuqiu for no reason!

wipe!Didn't he never care about readers!Even if the reader is taking classes very close to him, so what!

Bai Luyuan complained frantically to himself while looking around at every suspicious boy.It wasn't this guy, or that guy. Who could it be? Although there seemed to be quite a lot of people skipping class today, there were still a lot of boys present. This must be a class attended by several classes...

Sometimes people just do things that go beyond their own code of conduct.Tang Bohu's good friend Zhu Zhishan said that we artists are romantic by nature, and many things cannot be controlled by ourselves.Although Bailuyuan is a money-counter, he is also a writer...

Couldn't find anything.

He sat in the last row with a gloomy face and an equally gloomy mood.Generally speaking, most of the teachers in this school don't know him... Fortunately, this ancient Chinese teacher doesn't seem to know him, otherwise if the teacher came over in surprise and asked, "Hey, Director Bai? What are you doing here? "How will he answer?Haha laughed and said I came to class!Others will think he is perverted!

He specially picked a corner - the corner was filled with graffiti such as "A 175cm handsome guy in the Academy of Fine Arts seeks a fierce attack 135XXXXXXXX". There are so many gays in this school, rub it! ——The purpose is to prevent others from seeing a person who doesn't look like a student coming to attend the class...

No, but I actually look relatively young.He thought suspiciously, can I... pretend to be a student?

After a moment, his thought was shattered.

A girl in the front row who brought the laptop suddenly pulled off the earphones plugged into the computer, turned to look at him and smiled strangely: "Hey... hello, are you the teacher who came to check on the lectures from the Academic Affairs Office this week?"

Bai Luyuan suddenly felt that he would never be young again, and his heart was ashamed.

The girl has the face of a very bad girl.She shook her hair, and took out a pack of cigarettes from her schoolbag with a flattering smile: "Teacher, you have worked hard, hehe."

Bai Luyuan's expression became more rigid.He said with a gloomy expression, "I don't smoke."

——Have the current students reached this level!Blatantly bribed the teacher with cigarettes!

——You can even take out a pack of cigarettes from your schoolbag!Are you not a girl!College students in this era are too scary, I wipe it!

"Ah!" the girl said in amazement, "Teacher is such a nice man! - By the way," she said mysteriously, "Teacher, what do you think of this class?"

"Not much," he replied.

"The attendance rate is not high, is it?" She put her hands together and begged for mercy, "Teacher, don't count our class in... We still have to evaluate the advanced class group..."

"Then everyone should come to class!" he said sternly, like a real Dean's representative.

"Yes, yes..." the girl said pitifully, "But it was all forced, because our ancient Chinese teacher is really annoying, really...we really want to replace her...she is in class Always like to spray people everywhere..."

Bai Luyuan frowned: "Which classes are you in?"

"Two classes of Chinese as a foreign language and one class of Chinese language and literature..."

"Oh." Bai Luyuan frowned and said, "You guys are very few."

"It's really rare...the liberal arts colleges are like this..." the girl looked at him and said frightenedly.

"How many boys are there in the Chinese class? How many are here today?"

"This... I don't know very well... I'm a foreigner in Chinese..."

The girl looked at him in horror, then quickly turned her head away, and closed the lid of the notebook in horror.

Bai Luyuan didn't notice that her computer screen was lined with rows of huge waveforms, red and green, with a dark blue software background - generally speaking, no female student's computer would need to use CoolEdit, unless she Is doing a special job.It's like if Bai Luyuan is not an Internet writer, there is no need to install the [Writing Little Black Room] software on the computer of a director of finance.

But he didn't have time to care about this, because on the podium, the ancient Chinese teacher's speech suddenly grabbed his attention: "...I noticed that there are a lot of online novels. Have you read the online novels?"

Bai Luyuan raised his eyebrows high.

"Internet novels are all a bunch of rubbish. They don't even understand the basic common sense of ancient times! What is basic common sense? Ah? Those popular authors now, what kind of website's sugar-fried chestnuts, what kind of honor, they can write What? Ah? They all rely on the studio to find a gunner to write."

Bai Luyuan felt that his anger gauge was rising.

"...You'd better not read online novels. Basic common sense in ancient times! Why spend a few taels of silver to buy candied haws? It's a waste of the ancients! 20 taels of silver in Dream of the Red Chamber is the annual consumption of a peasant family... Said Come to online novels, I know you all like to read online novels..."

The girl in front pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction.She turned around, simply put on the earphones, and continued to work on the post-stage of a certain radio drama of hers.

"...I advise you all not to read it. Do you know about the famous one named Aotian? Let me tell you, he became popular because of a group of hands-on groups to spread his book around. Everyone has read it. He's just popular! Hey——you think so? But after he became popular, he was a white-eyed wolf! He even cursed Handatuan in his own Baidu post bar, 'Anyone who hits my book with his hand will be hit by a car and killed when he goes out! '! Tell me, what qualifications does he have to say such a thing as a writer of Internet garbage literature? The real masters, masters, prose master Yu Qiuyu in the Chinese literary world, and Li Yongri of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles have never said these words -"

Bai Luyuan stood up all of a sudden and made a loud bang.

The moment everyone turned their heads, even the teacher who was spitting on the podium stopped—however, they could only see a figure leaving quickly, a loud slamming door, billowing smoke and dust .

Bai Luyuan felt that he was really an idiot today.

The matter of Stealing Wenmen caused a lot of uproar in the entire Internet literature circle. He was at the forefront of the storm, but he kept silent and didn't even bother to answer—thousands of words have been said. The so-called, "I write articles, not for Let you see it!"

Aotian himself is the same.His speech on Baidu Tieba at that time was passed around, and his true colors have long been lost.People reveled in the rumors, and no one cared about the true face of the legends, and he didn't bother to explain anything... Thinking about it, although they didn't know each other very well, they all had the arrogance of "a lifetime of anger to become today".

So time passed like this, there are new things in your circle every day, and people quickly forget about it, he thought he would forget it too.

But who knew he would make such a dizzy move today?Who knew that an ordinary teacher who taught ancient Chinese could smear others in class at will, and the person she wanted to slander was sitting under her podium...

Bai Luyuan remembered what classmate Mao Qiuqiu said yesterday [I don’t want to go to ancient Chinese class...that teacher just likes to rant...] Bai Luyuan didn't hate a certain teacher.He just despises himself, and he despises himself for why he came to attend the class in a moment of enthusiasm, and he also has some weird reasons that he can't explain-could he really be as simple as Mao Qiuqiu said? !

——So he deserves to be sprayed!

——Internet writers who came to class pretending to be students in order to spy on readers, but were slammed by the teacher, you really can't afford to hurt them! ! !

He walked back to the office with a sullen face, determined never to do such a stupid thing again.

On the way back, I gave the Lanzhou Ramen stall a hard look.

The moment he sat back in his office seat, he returned to the calm and rational Bailuyuan.He thought to himself that he must have not woken up just now.

However, in a dormitory building a few hundred meters away, a sleepy boy stretched his hands out of the bed with difficulty, got his head out of the hoodie pajamas, and touched the cell phone that kept singing on the bedside— —

"Gay! Pick it up!" The brothers who were sleeping in the dormitory scolded one after another.

"Ah—" He finally got the phone, and closed his eyes with difficulty and asked, "Who... who?"

"Hey! You are still sleeping! Chen Guancheng, do you know that Extinction is calling today!!!"

"Nani!" The pale boy in the hoodie suddenly came to his senses, jumped up and sat up, and wailed, "Don't be so hard!!!"

"Shut up, gay!!!" The other three in the dormitory threw pillows at him angrily.

Mao Qiuqiu, who stayed up until three o'clock in the morning yesterday, got out of the pillow with big dark circles under his eyes, and continued to wail at the phone: "No way!! She doesn't usually call names! I haven't been there several times. !—”

"Who knew she was going to call roll today!" A girl holding a laptop computer stood in the wind and said angrily at the gate of the Literature Building a few hundred meters away: "I told you there is a reason for this. Weird man, it seems to be from the Academic Affairs Office! He is still sitting behind me! Hey, Chen Guancheng, wake up! You have been recorded by her! Because today the person who looks like the Academic Affairs Office has been sitting in the last row , When Juejue was halfway through speaking, she suddenly slammed the door and left! We were all scared! Juejue herself was too! She didn’t see clearly, so she thought it was a student, and deliberately embarrassed her—then she was very upset, so she Roll call! All those who missed class today will be counted!"

"I'm going...why did the people from the Academic Affairs Office come to provoke extinction today...why!"

Mao Qiuqiu was holding the phone, lying on the bed, her face full of anger.If he could post an emoji at this moment, he would definitely choose Tuzki, who is the third in the first row of his own QQ custom emoji: [Self pokes both eyes, the inner cow is full of faces. 】