You can't afford to hurt a man who puts a marriage notice in a pirated text

You never know what a courier is doing behind your back.They are in a hurry, tearing up the receipt, walking in every corner of the historical torrent, showing a condescending smile with eyes that you can't see, like the gods of spoilers.

Couriers are kings of the city.Chen Guancheng didn't know this when he was lying on the bed with his face tucked into his hoodie.

"Chen Guancheng, get up!" A senior brother came in holding a bunch of takoyaki, "Your courier is outside, it's delivered downstairs—"

"what……"

"I signed it for you - what did you buy again? It was still sent from Beijing."

"Chen Guancheng, a gay man, must buy sexy lingerie..."

"Maybe it's a massage, great, you bunch of bagas!"

"—Bang!" Before Chen Guancheng could sit up, a heavy package fell on him: "Take it apart! Let everyone see what it is!..."

"I haven't bought anything on Taobao recently..." He sat up listlessly, scratched his head and said.

As he said this, he tore open the outer wrapping of the package.

"—books?" The seniors walked away disappointed, "Is that the one you didn't get when you made a fuss about Dangdang that day? Where did you get it later?"

"No..." he said hurriedly—but he couldn't hear what they were saying anymore.

Without opening them completely, he could already see the thick corners of the three books—the three heavy books were packed together, and just looking at them made one's heart tremble.

He struggled to grab a corner of the package's contents, and pulled it out hard—a click, and the edge of the wrapper scratched his hand.But he didn't notice it at all.

"Shenzhou Shenlu: The Story of Shuangzhaolou" in three volumes, brand new.

It just lay quietly on the bed sheet like that, it should be as new as it was when it just left the factory... Yes, you can tell that this is a new book, but it has obviously gone through a bumpy road. More than half a month had passed when the signed version of the book was sent to him.

More than ten days or twenty days?Enough to make people forget that there is such a set of books on the way.

It is enough for this package to have weathered the torrential rain in half of China, and it was wrinkled. The musty smell of the rain mixed with the depressing scent of ink, and even the paper was folded, and there were traces of being turned over...

Chen Guancheng looked at the three books depressedly, and he didn't even dare to reach out to read them - he didn't even dare to read the signature and address on the outside of the packaging bag.What will you see when you open it?The signature on the title page—what did he write?

When he didn't get this set of books, he wanted it so much.

Finally, he opened the title page tremblingly.A month ago, he wanted an autographed book so much—but now this book is in front of him, even signed by the author...

Then... All the bedrooms on that floor heard the sound of an explosion.

After a while, all the brothers in the dormitory rushed forward: "Hey Chen Guancheng, what's wrong with you!"

Bai Luyuan did sign it, using a calligraphy brush, and wrote a special message - but except for the signature, all the ink marks were washed out by the water and could no longer be recognized.

If this package could be delivered ten days earlier, more than ten days earlier... like a normal express delivery, it would be delivered within three days, how good would it be?

Then Chen Guancheng will definitely jump for joy.

But sometimes, the god of spoilers deliberately embarrasses people like this.At this moment, even the courier disappeared without a trace.

Originally, even if the book was drenched in the rain, Chen Guancheng could still go to @ on Weibo, he could also type on QQ, and he could even impress a QQ friend with "Don't use EMS in the future, Bai Da!"

However, in this embarrassing situation...

With a beep, his phone vibrated.

Chen Guancheng looked through the text message in a low mood, and it was sent by the class monitor, which was very brief: [The man in the academic affairs office said that you failed your homework... I want me to tell you to prepare for the make-up exam] He stared at the text message for a while, unexpectedly calm, even The calmness was a bit dull... After a while, I turned back and asked slowly: [What did he say...] [He said that your homework failed! 】Squad leader typed, and quickly replied: 【Hey, what's going on with you...I said he was avenging his own private revenge—if you don't want to go, just talk to the dean, the dean will definitely let you live.Besides, your writing is obviously very good...] He put down the phone.

It's already midsummer outside, but the house is still damp and rainy.

The dean was of course also surprised: "Old Bai, what's going on? Why do you say that a student failed..."

Bai Luyuan's voice said impatiently on the other end of the phone: "If I say it's gone, it's gone."

"No way!" The dean, one head and two older, wondered why Chen Guancheng, a good boy, provoked Director Bai.

"Don't come to the last class! Isn't that disrespectful to the teacher?" Bai Luyuan said dangerously.

"Ah... this..." The dean was dumbfounded, "Why is he the last section... Wait for me to go back and ask... But, Lao Bai, is there a make-up exam for this? How troublesome... Or just give it to a child Pass it... Otherwise, how do you want people to pass the summer vacation... Make up the exam at the end of August, the courtyard is so busy at that time, who will give him the make up exam..."

"Can I make up the exam for you?" Bai Luyuan frowned and said in a very noisy environment, "The admissions office is here again—I've hung up."

"Oh, that's good!" The dean immediately beamed with joy, thinking that it's none of my business anyway, let's do as we like.

The long summer is about to begin.

In the last few exams at the end of the term, Chen Guancheng was absent-minded.During several invigilation exams, the class monitor tried his best to wink at him but he didn't see him, so he didn't have time to give an answer—however, fortunately, Bai Luyuan didn't come to invigilate the exam.So he did fairly well.

On the contrary, something happened to the class monitor in the last few days - it was said that she led the crowd to fight with girls from the foreign language school next door in the dormitory building, but the matter was suppressed.

In the last few days before the holiday, all the gossip, all the gossips, all the rumors in your circle... all went with the wind in a hurry, just like the mood of wanting to leave school quickly.Chen Guancheng even has such a trance feeling: After this semester, after the holiday, he can completely throw away the bloody and messy things of the past year and end everything.

For students, summer vacation is the end.For the chief financial officer, summer vacation is a nightmare!Every summer vacation is!

The heaviest admissions season for colleges has begun.To be precise, this admissions season officially starts from the second of the end of the college entrance examination on the afternoon of June 6.Since the expansion of enrollment, students have become the targets of the school's hungry wolves; at the same time, the school has to be a smiling tiger, desperately boasting of its strengths and advantages, and trying to lure every anxious parent into it.

The teachers, headed by the admissions office, went all out, going all over the world, going to the mountains and the countryside, going to every high school in every corner of the world to set up booths, distribute leaflets and brochures with school flowers on the cover—by the way, this year’s publicity The girl on the cover of the album should be the monitor, because the principal wanted to please her father, the director, but because she was still in the second year of high school and would explode from time to time, the matter was shelved—and then she tried her best to fool the students all over the country Come in.

It all takes money, money, money.

You have to give money to the teacher when you recruit students, you have to allocate funds to recruit students in the countryside, you have to allocate funds to participate in a certain enrollment information meeting, you have to allocate funds to print a large number of brochures, and you have to borrow money from the bank if you have no money. At this time, you have to drink with the bank and ask for money On a whim, the leaders decided to build a new dormitory building to increase enrollment. The follow-up funds for the new welfare building of the school’s family courtyard have not yet been allocated... This is just the beginning. When the school starts in September, tens of thousands of students and their parents will bring It's even more of a nightmare when luggage arrives!

Bailuyuan was in a state of desperation, and everyone in the financial department was in a state of desperation.

However, people in the financial department still felt that the boss was a bit strange—especially when the clerk Zhang handed over a form for him to stamp, he felt that the curve of the corner of the boss's mouth was particularly strange: "What is this?"

"Bai Chu, did you forget?" Xiao Zhang said in horror, "This is the receipt list for each school organization to buy train tickets for students to go home together... Our school does this every year for the convenience of students."

He said in his heart: also for the convenience of the logistics department to get kickbacks.

"Oh." He glanced at it and stamped the official seal with a seemingly expressionless face.

——Is the boss’s hemorrhoids still not healed?Everyone thought so, but no one dared to say it.

It's finally time for vacation.

It's a holiday, and the only people in the school who are in the admissions office are too busy to vomit blood.From the library to the dormitory area, there are only one or two old man-like characters left in all the offices, yawning leisurely, turning on the computer, and fighting the landlord.

So does the Finance Department, of course.Except for the clerk on duty and the deputy director, everyone ran away—of course, Bailuyuan disappeared most completely.The crowd suspected that he had rushed to a legendary old Chinese doctor in the countryside to treat hemorrhoids. The last time he was in Beijing, he might have gone to a big hospital to see this matter.

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

"See you next year!"

The students carried their suitcases one by one, waved goodbye, and walked into different compartments.Chen Guancheng watched them all go away, and then walked in with the suitcase... It's a bit sad to say goodbye, but it's always good to have a holiday, let alone the weather is so sunny, isn't it?

The so-called heaven fails to fulfill people's wishes.

He never saw the weird smile of the god of spoilers above the sky—when Chen Guancheng, under the guidance of the train conductor's sister, passed through the seats of Ge Ge to the last seat of his own...

"Seat No. 22, here it is." The conductor's sister said briskly, helped him check the ticket, and walked away with her chest held out.

Chen Guancheng stood by the window of the train in shock, his expression at this moment!What could his expression be other than "=口="!And that "=口=" just formed, the chin in the middle of "=口=" fell off...

This workshop seems to have been calculated, and only one person came to the six sleeper beds.

The man in the white shirt in front of him raised his head.He was tapping the fruit plate lightly with one hand, his eyes narrowed dangerously - he could recognize such a familiar and dangerous breath even when it turned into ashes!

"Snap".Chen Guancheng's jaw dropped, and the impact was loud.

"What are you still standing there for?" Bai Luyuan sat opposite him, looking at him dangerously: "You want me to help you carry your luggage?"

"No, no, no, no..." Chen Guancheng stared in a panic, not knowing what to say for a moment: "You, you, you...how are you...how do you want to go to the other side of this station...you... ...Could it be that your hometown is also..."

"Go home and visit the grave." Bai Luyuan lowered his eyes, and said calmly without looking at him again.

At this moment, the whistle blew, the train jerked and began to move forward with a bang.

Chen Guancheng staggered and couldn't stand firmly - but fortunately he held onto the edge of the bedpost, so he didn't fall onto Bai Luyuan.If you really want to do that, you will be... shameful.

He was full of anger, and while picking up his broken jaw, he yelled in his heart: ——I'll go!This is playing me!Tomb-sweeping day is over, what kind of grave sweeping! ...

The sun was shining on the car window, and the journey was still long.No one knows where the god of spoilers will push his fate next.

But there is no doubt that it must be in the same direction as this rushing train.

EVERYONEHASATRAININHISHEART, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.