You can't afford to hurt a man who puts a marriage notice in a pirated text

In this world, there are always some teachers who are either just graduated from the normal school, or are old and have not recovered from their illness in the second year of middle school, and they are always full of dramatic feelings.

They like some school uniform fantasy idol dramas such as "The Sky", thinking that when they open the door like in "GTO", they can see a girl dancing on the desk in stockings, and see the shirt buttoned a little crookedly Some of the students thought they saw the eyes of a bad boy, and they proudly thought that they could subdue these little bastards through various new educational methods, so that the principal cried and hugged his thigh and begged him to change China's education system, oh , and, the most beautiful female teacher in the grade must fall in love with him.This group's favorite thing to do is mess around and talk to pretty girls who look like bad girls -- they have no idea that bad girls don't dance on desks in the real world.

To put it simply, this group of people is a group of campus Don Quixotes.

Since ancient times, it takes ten years to grow trees, and a hundred years to grow people, and fools are forced out of the campus.

Bailuyuan is the complete opposite of this group of people.

So he took the position of director at a young age - hush.

In short, he is completely different from the group of teachers who are always living in fantasy. He has no interest in saving bad girls through heart-to-heart talks.

He really regretted that he promised the dean to help him substitute again!Only an idiot can help him substitute!

He walked to the corner, and the president of the Calligraphy Association in the corner was writing "Orchid Pavilion Preface" wantonly again, and this line of writing was better than his own!Bailuyuan really doesn't want to see this kind of student in his whole life, shit!

He walked out of the corner, and the Yingyingyanyans in the middle rows began to wink at him with mascara on their eyes: "Teacher~~~~~ Come and help me see how this is written~~~" "Teacher~ ~~We all want to see the font written by the teacher himself~~~~~" "Old~~~teacher~~~I don't think I can hold a pen very well~~~~"

He retreated to the corridor, and the study committee member was very sincere, and said to him as if he was about to cry, "Teacher! Where is the secret of cursive script? I have written it many times, but I just can't write it out!..."

Bai Luyuan could only cough: "This is freehand brushwork. When you get excited, it will come out naturally. I just rehearse it for you. You should practice the original basic skills well."

After finally calming down the anxious study committee member, as soon as he turned his head, he saw a girl with a high ponytail sneaking in from the back door of the classroom.

The monitor looked at Bai Luyuan in horror and lowered his head.

Turn your head again - turn your head again and you will see the seat next to the podium!

Bai Luyuan tried his best not to look behind him, walked back to the podium expressionlessly, lowered his head and pretended to look at the big characters in front of him... His back was almost scorched by the sight!

a moment later—

"Ah, why are you late..."

"Shut up!" A sneaky man ran across the hallway to sit down in the first row, and said from under the podium, "I don't have a pen or paper with me, lend me your things!"

"You..." Chen Guancheng sounded aggrieved and said, "Why don't you bring it every time!"

"It's very heavy! Hey——why is this dean again today?"

After Bai Luyuan heard the nickname given to him by the squad leader, he felt that his nose was crooked.

"... Ah... I don't know... Hehe..." The voice said with a smirk, "I met the teacher this morning... Ah, I bumped the teacher..."

"Don't be stupid!" said the squad leader viciously, "Does that mean the principal hasn't come back yet?"

"Well... still in a meeting abroad..."

"Fuck! I knew I wouldn't come."

Bailuyuan's expression became more and more cloudy.

The most hateful thing is that there is still a smell of smoke floating around the podium...

"...I left after class. Are you going?"

"Ah... let's go? Where are you going?... Isn't there a class?"

"Let's run away!" The monitor said eagerly, thinking that he was very quiet: "There is a good guy in the calligraphy class!"

"But..." Chen Guancheng said cautiously, "We are sitting in the first row...it would be too impolite to run away like this...Moreover! And this is the class of the teacher from the Academic Affairs Office...Ah...It was a very early morning I'm sorry teacher..."

"Damn it, you're drooling!" The class monitor said in surprise, "Hey, you mean the dean's male? He's pretty handsome, but his face is paralyzed..."

Bai Luyuan twisted a piece of chalk in front of him.

"And! And!!!" The squad leader suddenly said as if remembering something, "Do you know!!! I forgot to tell you!!"

"what……?"

"The dean of academic affairs is gay! I just found out!"

Bai Luyuan took a mouthful of blood—he didn't spit it out, he stared at the big characters in front of him, and swallowed the blood forcefully.

"What……"

"Let me tell you! I have evidence!" The class monitor said seriously, "It's the gay milk tea shop at the back gate of our school!!! I've seen him pass by there a lot these days!!!"

"...Didn't you come to class these days..."

"It doesn't prevent me from passing there!" The monitor said impatiently, "Let me tell you, I've seen the dean of academic affairs pass by that gay milk tea shop these days, hehe, don't think he's buying lamb kebabs You can hide it under the guise! I saw it! Every time he buys mutton skewers, he stares at the little 0 in the milk tea shop! Do you know why he doesn’t go in?! Because he is a school teacher, so he can’t act like a student Be bold!"

"This... this..." Chen Guancheng was dumbfounded.

"Really! Based on my many years of experience in the expensive circle!" The squad leader's eyes were shining, "You don't believe me? Don't you know how many gay voices I have passed through? Let me tell you, If you do a lot in the later stage, you can tell straight men and gays by their voices! Do you know the method of sound spectrum analysis?"

"...What?" Chen Guancheng was even more shocked - but he began to believe it.

"Sound spectrum analysis!" The class leader said seriously, "Put the wavelength of a set of dry sounds in the production software, and the voices of young gays are different from those of straight men! You don't understand it... it's anger." The field! The natural aura is right! In addition, the fact that the head of the academic affairs office is staring at the butt of the little gay in the milk tea shop is absolutely right!"

"Snapped!--"

Bai Luyuan turned around gloomyly, looking at the two people who were getting more and more outrageous in front of him, he almost wanted to overturn the table.

At the same time, the get out of class bell rang.

Half an hour later, Chen Guancheng appeared in the office of the Finance Department dejectedly - of course, all the departments here are in the same office building, and he would not know where this is without looking at the door number.He drooped his head and said cautiously: "Teacher..."

The voice sounded tender, like a freshly peeled cucumber.

Bai Luyuan's expression was gloomy, and he waved his hand to drive out the strange aunts from the Finance Office who came to watch, "Hey, Lao Bai brought a student back today", "Is it Lao Bai's relatives?", "What a tender child", Then he slammed the door shut.

When the door slammed, Chen Guancheng flinched even more in fright.

The office of the Finance Department looks quite big like this.Big enough for at least two people—huge glass windows, a black floor, tables and chairs, tall bookshelves and globes on both sides, and the bookshelves are full of thick reports.

Then the distance from the desk to the door is empty.

Chen Guancheng stood there alone, looking at the profile of the teacher in the Academic Affairs Office looking down at the report, he was a little confused... But he still shook his head, and tried very hard to say in a low voice: "That...teacher... I'm sorry...the squad leader didn't mean to..."

Just now he was so frightened that he was so frightened that he insisted on dragging the monitor over to apologize together, but the monitor suddenly became unreliable, holding a cigarette in his hand and said coldly: "No! At worst, just fire me! — —”

Chen Guancheng felt that he was full of enthusiasm: "Hey, don't suddenly change from the eighth wife's state to this state...! You are not afraid of being fired, I am afraid!"

Then he was the only one who followed Bai Luyuan trotting all the way, holding a huge schoolbag, and followed here carefully... the whole way, Bai Luyuan ignored him with a gloomy face.

So he was even more upset...

——Don't...it's all about the unreliable monitor!

——What if the teacher in the Academic Affairs Office gets angry and tells the dean...

——It can’t be like this┭┮﹏┭┮……

At this moment, student Chen Guancheng—his male protagonist CV, his book review administrator, his hand-beating plagiarism... just stood in front of Bailuyuan, uneasy, wearing a ridiculous hoodie, not far away from him. to three and a half meters.

Bai Luyuan felt that he was about to gnaw his teeth out.

--Not intentional!

——What does it mean to be unintentional!

——When did I stare at the little gay's ass!Oh shit!

Moreover, this kind of anger cannot be yelled openly: "You say P! I am not gay!——" His dignity as a teacher made him desperately unwilling to explain in a low voice to his students.

"... Oh teacher, I'm really sorry. We are not good. We will never dare again..." Chen Guancheng was still explaining in a low voice.

Bailuyuan is the kind of stubborn person who cannot be changed in some aspects.

So at the beginning, he ran to download pirated texts, and resolutely refused to leave emails in places like Baidu Tieba—he would never let others know that he was posting pirated texts, even if it was his own.

So even if he was beaten and his text was stolen, he would absolutely lose face and run away to quarrel, but used his vest to register an account on the OOXX Book Friends Forum—although the previous account was blocked.

Although this forum has also been deleted by the administrator himself.

"Teacher... Hey! The teacher is looking at Shenzhou Shenlu!" Chen Guancheng explained for a long time, sweating on his forehead, looking around, suddenly saw the outermost... one on the bookshelf. A brand new set of three volumes that are all too familiar!

He rushed over with his schoolbag on his back as if he had never heard of it, and smiled silly through a layer of glass: "Oh, teacher also likes to read this book...? This is the book by my favorite author... ...But..." He couldn't help touching the three volumes with his hands on the glass, and said in a low voice, "I haven't bought them yet."

The little beast in Bailuyuan's heart ran out again, yelling and stomping on the frozen lake—the ice in his heart was about to be crushed.

His eyes were lowered, and his voice was deep, unable to hear sorrow or joy: "You don't have this set of books yet?"

"Yeah..." Chen Guancheng replied in a trance, "I originally grabbed the author's signature version of the frame mall... I had it, and I even took a screenshot of the customer number... But it disappeared as soon as I turned around, nothing. gone."

When he said this, Bailuyuan saw the young man's face through the reflection reflected on the transparent glass plate--that face curled his lips, terribly wronged.

But that grievance was only temporary—Chen Guancheng came back to his senses in an instant, and bowed to him in shock, wishing to bury his face on the ground and say: "Teacher! I'm really sorry today!!! We It's not right! We don't dare to do this again next time! We really didn't do it on purpose...that..." He raised his head and glanced cautiously at Bailuyuan, "Please, teacher, please don't tell the dean..."

Bai Luyuan frowned, squeezed the report with one hand, put the other on the table, and said calmly, "You guys and girls, you should pay attention to the communication problem—"

"No!" Student Chen Guancheng was stunned, and quickly waved his hands in a panic, and he couldn't even speak coherently: "It is absolutely impossible for me and the monitor to have that kind of relationship! Absolutely not! I am not gay! I... Wait a minute," he said subconsciously, sweating profusely, "I like another girl, she..."

He stopped here.

He suddenly remembered that the "girl" he was supposed to like...wasn't a girl.

Bai Jie... Miss Bai...

Even carrying the new set of books behind her has become embarrassing.

It happened that Bai Luyuan also said coldly at this time: "You go out."——he lowered his head, put on his hat, and carried a heavy schoolbag, and walked out with dejected eyes, even begging the dean The virgin "don't tell the dean!" also forgot.

That's why he didn't even notice that the face of the dean behind him collapsed in an instant, as gloomy as the darkest dark cloud outside.

It was sunny one day and it was going to rain again.