You can't afford to hurt a man who puts a marriage notice in a pirated text

【Big C, ask Mai Kiss╭（╯3╰）╮】

【Big C, ask Mai Kiss╭（╯3╰）╮】

【Big C, looking for a set of Chinese paper ╭（╯3╰）╮】

【Big C, ask for soap ╭（╯3╰）╮】

【Big C, please chat naked╭（╯3╰）╮】

【puff! ! !Seek naked chat! ! ! ! ! 】

[You group of children →_→C University can only chat naked for Zong Gongjun to see alone]...

Demons dance.

The little clerk in the duty room was nodding his head non-stop, dozing off to the point of falling asleep, when he suddenly heard a loud bang from Director Bai's small office—it sounded like a speaker had exploded.

Still in shock, he turned his head to look at the closed small door of the financial office, and looked through the gloomy AT force field, determined to ignore the man with a bad temper.

Bai Luyuan cursed in his heart, rub it.

He reached out with one hand to turn down the speaker, while keeping his eyes on the window of YY's room on the screen—I'm going!What a place!

—I swear to God!

——Bailuyuan has never been to such a place in his life!

First of all, Apple gave him a series of channel numbers tremblingly, and then taught him to get an installation package, and gave him an ID, because he was too lazy to register...

"In the lobby below!" Apple repeated repeatedly, "Bai Da, don't be on the top floor...there is no one on the top floor, have you seen the karaoke hall below? The red room... yes, yes, just click in .”

Then he clicked the mouse, and the speaker almost exploded - he forgot that he usually turned the volume down not too low, but the sound coming from the opposite side of the computer was too loud! ——

As a result, lines of colorful words jumped out on the screen one after another:

[Pfft, the accompaniment is attacking]

【Hey, the accompaniment is attacking╭（╯3╰）╮】

【C is greatly appreciated →＿→】

……

Looking up at the channel name again, there is a line of big words written on the window: 【⊙CinBaBa's Cucumber and Chrysanthemum Kingdom⊙】Bai Luyuan's face turned blue and white.

—What the hell is this place! ! !

【……What is this place? ] He asked Apple with a straight face.

[This is YY's exclusive room at C University~~] Apple looked very knowledgeable and said, [Now C University is holding a song meeting!The concert is a special session for him, you know... You know that the one with C major is the one who is worthy of your own son... Didn't you...praise him? ] When it came to the last sentence, Apple's own tone became hesitant.

【Oh. 】

Bai Luyuan replied in a nonchalant manner.

What she didn't know was that there were ten thousand mud horses roaring in Bailuyuan's heart at this moment: What the hell is this place!

He tried his best to hold his face, and turned the volume to the minimum, but there was still a strange, singing voice and moaning thing vaguely coming from the speaker: "Come on~~~ah~~~itch ~~~~”

He felt that he would definitely have a nightmare tonight!He had goosebumps all over his body!

As a result, countless lines of words appeared on the channel: [It's so itchy! ! ! 】【Yo, DY~~~】【Xiao Peipei, you really love C University, we should have understood it long ago】【Don’t C University give Mai a kiss=3=】...

Bai Luyuan barely held back his expression that was about to crack, and typed and asked Apple: [Is that C or something singing now...? ][No,] Apple hurriedly said, [Pay attention to the vest on the wheat sequence in the upper left corner of the window, the one singing now is a red horse, and the big C is a purple horse... that is the small icon, which is the color of the vest, you see it? 】【oh. 】He took a look and found that the first one was a red horse, the purple one was second in the wheat order, and there were blue horses and green horses behind... What do these mean?Well, he didn't want to understand for the rest of his life!

[It's Little Pei Pei who is singing now...] She whispered, [It's the one with brother Ji Xin in the trailer... Do you remember...] Bai Luyuan's expression cracked.

His face turned from blue to white, and then tried to put back the cracked face, and said slowly: 【What are you doing today...? 】Before Apple had time to answer him, the song ended suddenly—the office fell into an abrupt silence, and then, quickly, a very gentle but heavy voice spoke: "Hehe, that's a really good song .better than me."

Bailuyuan looked in horror at the blinking Maixu No. [-] on the wheat sequence—that is, the purple horse. After coming in for more than ten minutes of observation, he had already discovered who was talking and whose small light in front of the wheat sequence would Flickering YY rule, but!wipe!

The purple horse was still talking: "I don't want to play with men today...you can order something else, ah. I'll go and tune the guitar strings."

He said to Apple in a completely unacceptable manner: [This is from the recipe Yantai? !This is the recipe of Yantai? ! ! ! ] The crowd is frantically swiping the screen: [Cin Pei is irreversible] [There is JQ...] [Yuan Shuangzhaolou or something, the best (╯▽╰)...] [Where is your Mai Kiss from C! ! ! !How long has little Pei Pei been waiting for this! 】【Little Pei Pei is the best not to abuse the subtitles┭┮﹏┭┮】【Aww! CP! CP! ] Apple raised his head from the swiping screen, and replied in a panic: [Yeah...] Bai Luyuan shouted in shock from the colorful swiping world full of screens: 【Impossible...!That voice is completely different!I can't hear it at all...! ] Apple said patiently: [Bai Da, CVs are usually like this, sometimes the voice of the voice is different from the usual ones when filming a drama... May I hug you to the mic? ] Bailuyuan was still immersed in panic and shock—no, not so much because he was frightened by the atmosphere of YY, not so much because he was frightened by the pink rippling aura in the entire radio drama circle, not so much because he was frightened by Xiao Pei Pei Na's monstrous singing voice frightened him, not so much that he was frightened by the language he didn't understand... It's better to say that he was disillusioned by his own son's voice!

Obviously the voice in the play is so standard!It looks... so righteous!

Why did it suddenly become... a ruffian-like voice!

However, before he had time to continue to be disillusioned, he heard a female voice suddenly came from the microphone, as if it was a channel manager talking: "Ah... our Bailuyuan is here too, and that's the orange horse."

Then the purple horse that matched his son, called C or something, immediately said softly: "Bai Da is here?"

--what happened!

Bai Luyuan was horrified to see that his account had appeared on Mai Xu at some point.

And in a blink of an eye, you can see a new refresh screen full of screens:

【Warrior of Love Bailuyuan! YOoooooo! ! ! ! 】【Warrior of Love Bailuyuan! ╭(╯3╰)╮】【Warrior of Love Bailuyuan! YOoooooo! ! ! !Ask Shangmai to offer a kiss=3=]【Warrior of Love Bailuyuan! YOoooooo begging Bai Dada to sing=3=][Bai Dada come to the theme song of the warrior of love~(￣▽￣~)(~￣▽￣)~][Warrior of love Bailuyuan, can you elope with me! 】……

Bai Luyuan trembled instantly in fright—the whole person clicked the mouse unconsciously and turned off YY.

——How could there be such a place in the world!

——What kind of place is YY!

——What the hell is a radio drama about!

——Is this what happens in places where there are many women!But aren't those CVs all men!What are they doing!

He swore never to go there again!

However, you all know that a man's arrogance is a disease that can be cured.Although after being frightened by that weird aura, Bailuyuan even closed QQ, opened the document, and concentrated on writing.

However, peace of mind is not what you want to be quiet, you can be quiet if you want to be quiet.The document is empty, and it is impossible to write a single word.

Half an hour later, he resolutely ran to register a YY account, and with the determination of a strong man to break his wrist, he gritted his teeth and reopened the channel just now.

"... Well, Mao Qiuqiu is a very hardworking newcomer. I hope everyone can support him well. This song is for you, Meow Meow."

A very, very gentle sound, but with a sense of justice and sadness, mixed with a little sporadic sound of guitar strings being plucked, played gently from the speaker.It's completely different from the heavy tone just now, this time it's really his son Fang Yantai...

Of course, there is still something missing than his son...

It should be said that what is missing is the feeling of love...

But, it's really gentle, very, very gentle...

Bai Luyuan stared at the colorful screen in a daze, and those screen-like words flooded out again: [Aooooooooow! ! ! ! ! !red beans------! ! !Tonight I'm perfect bird ┭┮﹏┭┮] [Cut it down to make a bedtime sound ┭┮﹏┭┮] [C big gentle attack gentle attack gentle attack! ! ! 】

[Suddenly feel that C meow is also very powerful! ! ! CinXCat, CC is also so cute┭┮﹏┭┮] [Subtitle group, are you crying so cute! ! ! 】……

"Ah...thank you..." A familiar voice spoke with a feeling of being at a loss.It's completely different from the feeling of broadcasting a leader's visit on the noon news on Monday. It's not the kind of youthful righteousness, but that day...

It was the day when he invigilated the exam, and he watched a boy in a hoodie look up at the podium, with round eyes like a kitten or a puppy.

He saw that the voice was on the 1 mic, and he didn’t need to look carefully to know it, because the ID of [Mao Qiuqiu] was shining, dazzlingly bright... Before the prelude ended, the crowd was swiping the screen: [哩哒 C Dabu will not come back 1 wheat!Ask for flowers! 】——Zima said casually while playing the guitar: "I just helped him cheat flowers, what's the matter? Will you give it?"

【Give! ! ! ! ! 】

【do my best! ! !Girls, make up your flowers! ! ! 】【Continue to flowers ╭（╯3╰）╮】【→＿→Help yourself for being deceived by flowers... so blind】...

Bai Luyuan felt in a trance, but his heart sank, as if he was sinking, sinking... floating in the air, mixed with thunder and lightning and raindrops, but never fell to the ground; The weather, we, trembling together... will understand better what tenderness is..."

The host of the song club played and sang while strumming the guitar with that still gentle voice.A standard KTV song, you can hear some female colleagues singing this song at any dinner party, some can sing bitterly, some can sing out of tune, most of them can't sing either well or badly because the song is inherently It's not difficult... But, it's different, it's completely different.

He suddenly understood—why so many people like this guy named Simba, he is just a dubber on the Internet, the dubbing is very good but it won't be much better... But in this channel, at the same time There are more than 2000 people squatting.

He suddenly understood why everyone was praising him, praising him for his aura and enough offense, although the word "aggression" seemed too sensual...

He understood that this was as it should be.

Because... Really, it's very gentle and makes people feel happy.

Just like the lyrics say, the happiness that flows slowly.

The screen is full of happy screams. [Aww!Today is complete——! 3P! ! C Big Meow Meow Little Pei Pei!Please! ! 】【Waiting for CCP's 3P floor thick line】【Brother C, you are always attacking again】【Meow meow good boy suffers~~Pei Pei evildoer suffers from god horse~~~Sisters love...]...

Bai Luyuan looked at the messy words on the screen, and the more he said it, the more outrageous he became... Suddenly he felt less interested.

Not only was his mood waning, but he also felt... extremely unhappy.

So before the end of the song, before Mao Qiuqiu finally started to speak, he took a last look at this channel with an ugly face——at the channel who was pinched upside down a month ago but now seems to have integrated into the noble circle Classmate Mao Qiuqiu turned around decisively and left.

……

Half an hour later, the squad leader ran over with blood streaming down his face and yelled at Apple: "Fruit!!!! What's going on with this idiot, Meow Ball!!! What's going on with him!!! I'm about to win you know !!!! I worked hard to find C to plan this song meeting to speculate on CP, and finally it became a hype, do you know!!!! There was going to be a 3P building in the forum tomorrow!!! We were going to win!!! Everyone also I have to accept the idiot Maoqiuqiu!!!!!! Who knew!!!!!! Nima!!! Nima!!!—”

Apple smiled bitterly and said, "Stop talking, he..."

The squad leader yelled unrelentingly: "Damn!!! What the hell is he doing!!!! He just debuted and was fired on this CP and he doesn't want it anymore!!! What the hell is he thinking!!! Openly said to everyone on the public channel, "Thank you very much, but I am sorry that I am not gay. I also have a girl I like-even though I am hated by her, I have to say it. I really like her, because she always wants me Can you be brave enough to say it out'—oh, you sister!—Nimma!!! How can everyone make up their minds like this!!! Are you such a disappointment!!! This is not enough!!!! Also said "I think she has been paying attention to radio dramas and this circle. I haven't seen her for a long time. I hope she can hear what I said."——Paralyzed! I shouldn't drag Chen Guancheng, an idiot, to drink! He drinks too much I have said everything I shouldn’t have said!! Said that I like a girl in the circle!!! My mother is still a fan?! How will the fans think about it in the future! How a fan will behave in the future!!!! It’s enough !!!”

Apple's face was full of cows: "Calm down first—"

"No, I'm really mad today!!!" She cursed angrily, "Guozi, why is it so difficult for me to find a better and knowledgeable CV team!! Mao Qiuqiu is an idiot!!! I really regret that I nodded and let him enter this circle at the beginning!!!!——! Your circle is full of straight men who wear gay, even if you are not curvy, you are worthy of it, so you can’t pretend to be! Openly said on this occasion that you like one The woman is still in the circle! I really want to know who that woman is, shit!"

"Don't talk about this for now..." Apple said bitterly, "Bai Dada and I...sent a message just now, saying..."

"What?" The squad leader calmed down all of a sudden, and asked with a frown.

"He said...he felt...that the person who is currently matching Brother Ji Xin is still not very suitable, especially he should not join this circle, so..."

"What!!!" The squad leader turned pale with shock.

"Hmm..." Apple said with blood streaming down his face, "Bai Da... After squatting at the song meeting for a few minutes today, he suddenly decided to change his life..."

The squad leader immediately looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahahaha, then I won!!! I won!!! Find another new season——you can join the 4P building!! Great!!! Classic dramas are like this Hahahahaha!—Nimma, Bai Da Da really loves Ji Xin!!! We should have known it earlier!!! He can’t find a perfect Ji Xin in his heart! Although I don’t know why he listened After a few minutes of singing, then... Alas, Bai Luyuan thought, don't guess!"

"There is one last thing." Apple said with a bitter face.

"Ok?"

"Well... After Mao Qiuqiu's shocking confession was announced today, Big C, Xiao Peipei, and everyone present... didn't they all give him blessings." Apple said a little gloomily, "I knocked him after it was over... …I said, since you said that the girl is very concerned about radio dramas and she encouraged you to record dry voices at that time, so she may be in the circle—since she hasn’t contacted you for a long time, can you tell me about her QQ ... I know a lot of people in my circle, maybe I can help you find her ... For example, it is possible that her number is a vest or something."

"Then?—" The squad leader looked at her suspiciously.

"Then……"

After a while, the squad leader and Apple stared silently at a line of copied QQ numbers thrown out on the screen, and remained silent for a while.

After a long while, they yelled at the same time: "Damn it!!!! Isn't this cotton candy's little vest!!! I'm rubbing it!!!!!!"

Apple's face was covered with blood: "Cotton is a beauty..."

The squad leader's face was bleeding and multiplied by 2: "I'll go! — Cotton, the little slut! I knew she had nothing to do these days and went to hook up with innocent boys...Look at what her nickname has been changed to! !! Still using such a coquettish name as Bai Jie!!! I'm going!! I'm going to stab her to death tomorrow!! Nima!! It's not good to hook up with someone who is not good enough to hook up with the CV team I have booked, I'll fuck!! Nobody stop me I!!!"

For the first time, Apple sincerely supported the squad leader's decision: "You stab! You stab! I'll pass the knife for you!!! We will never die!!!"